She cursed the stars in her mind, "Seven or eight fucking dreams a day!"
Is it normal?!
Could it be that she ate chicken stewed with poisonous mushrooms and her brain was damaged, and she got some serious illness?
She lay on the ground and looked back for a while. Her hands and feet were intact, without any illness or pain.
He got up immediately.
Something seems to be falling out of your clothes?
Ye Zhaoling stretched out his hand and took out a rattan plate with half a piece of barbecue on it.
She pinched off the roast and put it in her mouth, then carefully turned her head and looked around.
The sky is still the same sky, the earth is still the same earth, and the cave is still the same cave. Ye Ba's snoring is deafening in the inner cave.
Ye Zhaoling carefully kicked back and forth in the outer cave, but there was nothing!
Snake! Weird! Nothing!
There are not a nest of five snakes, some stone-eating cerebral palsy snake, some dead snake that can be whipped to death, three "little strong" snakes that cannot be killed...
Ye Zhaoling breathed a sigh of relief, it seemed like it was just a strange dream!
His brows wrinkled involuntarily.
Because there was still a trace of anger left in her mind, but she didn't know why she was angry.
Someone seemed to appear in the dream?
It seems like there isn’t?
Don't think about it, don't think about it anymore! Ye Zhaoling pouted and quietly slipped into the inner cave and brought out a rattan plate in a smooth motion.
The top is covered with golden, sizzling barbecue.
She ate a lot of meat and didn't feel guilty at all for accidentally falling asleep while keeping vigil.
However, after the barbecue was cold, the smell of oil was indeed too strong. She placed the unfinished barbecue rattan plate on the big bluestone, jumped down, tossed her hair, and went into the cave to find mountain spring water to drink.
The sweet mountain spring water diluted the smell of meat. Ye Zhaoling immediately felt that he could eat another plate, so he slipped into the inner cave and brought out another plate.
Back at the entrance of the cave, the rattan plate on the bluestone was missing!
Ye Zhaoling was shocked, but sat back on the bluestone as if nothing had happened.
She chewed the fragrant barbecue in her mouth and glanced at all the disturbances around her.
Of course...she found nothing. She squinted her eyes slightly and chewed happily.
After a while, after eating half a plate of barbecue, she wiped her mouth and muttered: "It's too oily! Drink some water..."
With that said, she put down the rattan plate, twisted her body and ran to the inner cave.
When she came out with the barbecue again, two empty rattan plates appeared on the bluestone.
Ye Zhaoling:......
Ye Zhaoling followed the same pattern and ran back and forth ten times. The rattan plates around him were piled higher and higher, totaling ten.
Fortunately, in the afternoon, the maker of the rattan plate - Ye Jiu, she has obsessive-compulsive disorder!
Originally, four rattan plates were made, one for each of the four of them, but she felt uncomfortable and insisted on making them whole!
She made the fifth rattan plate, but unfortunately she didn’t like the fifth rattan plate and said it was too ugly. Then she made the sixth, seventh, and eighth ones before she was finally satisfied...
It turned out that it was not an integer, so she made two more...
Later, when Ye Ba came back from picking mushrooms in the forest, he stared at the entrance of the cave in disbelief. The entrance to the cave was originally covered with lush vines, but it was stripped bare in just an hour!
She thought the remaining three idiots were crazy and had eaten up all the grass at the entrance of the cave.
Finally, I found out that it was Ye Jiu who did the good deed. The expression on his face was so colorful! It was very exciting!
Ye Zhaoling couldn't help laughing when he thought of this.
"What are you laughing at?"
A childish voice came out, frightening Ye Zhaoling. He quickly looked up, to the left, to the right, in front, and behind...
Nowhere!
Ye Zhaoling: Damn it!
Then two arms waving vigorously appeared in front of me.
"Hey! Hey! What are you looking at! Look down!"
Ye Zhaoling was so frightened that he rolled down the bluestone.
Ye Zhaoling closed her eyes and held a stack of rattan plates on her head, screaming: "Oh my God! What a monster! Tell me your name!"
"I'm the Night Walker God! You don't have to be so afraid of me! You even dare to hit a Taoist corpse, and you even took off one of its arms. What are you afraid of me doing! I'm a good person!"
A few words came to Ye Zhaoling's mind and he trembled: "I'm afraid of ghosts, but they didn't hurt me at all; I'm not afraid of people, but people hurt me all over."
Yeyoushen: ...Ah, yes, yes, it’s a mistake that I look like a human!
For the sake of this girl's respect for his barbecue, he wasn't going to argue with her.
"Ye Zhaoling, right? I have your express delivery here!"
The child's voice rang in her ears.
Ye Zhaoling opened her eyes with a sad face and saw a little boy only as high as her thigh.
She has red lips and white teeth, wearing a vest and a pair of three-quarter trousers, and holds three boxes in her two tender arms like lotus joints.
Ye Zhaoling frowned and looked at the child for half a minute, and said hesitantly: "Which courier company delivers in the middle of the night? Are you a serious courier?"
"That's not true! You're serious!" Ye Youshen shrugged his shoulders.
Ye Zhaoling still had a skeptical attitude: "I said, don't go out to scare people in the middle of the night, and go home quickly to find your mother!"
"Then you should sign for the express delivery! Sign for it quickly! Sign for it quickly! After receiving the express delivery, I can go back to sleep! Do you know that it is very dangerous to wander around in the middle of the day and night? Especially like me! You are a person of great virtue and kindness, and you are a wise man.
A young and beautiful child who is tall and well-educated, strong and young, with tender skin and tender flesh!"
Ye Zhaoling:......
Morality, intelligence, physical beauty, two idioms for each, complete.
Night Travel God stood on tiptoe and placed the three boxes on the bluestone in front of Ye Zhaoling.
He coughed twice and cleared his throat: "Ahem! Ye's daughter, Zhao Ling."
Ye Zhaoling suppressed his laughter and nodded.
There was a look of satisfaction on Ye Youshen's face, and he shook his head and patted the gold box on the left, then the silver box on the right, and finally the red box in the middle.
"Did you lose this gold box? Or this silver box? Or this mahogany box?"
He emphasized the word "mahogany box".
Ye Zhaoling: Why does this line sound familiar?
So she said without hesitation——
"The golden box."
Night Traveler:?
He coughed: "That's right! That's right! This mahogany box is yours! Oh! It's already this time! My mother called me home for dinner! I'll see you later!"
With that said, he rushed into the rain with the gold and silver boxes in his arms, as if there was some wild beast behind him that was about to eat him.
Ye Zhaoling raised Erkang's hand: "I'm telling you! I clearly meant the gold box! Why did you give me the mahogany box! Where can I find someone who delivers express like this! This is forced upon me! I want to complain to you!"
"A little, a little, a little!" Ye Youshen turned around and stuck out his tongue at her, but disappeared.
Ye Zhaoling walked around the bluestone twice in boredom. This mahogany box looked weird!
To open or not to open?
Ye Zhaoling ran into the rain and pulled out a small shrub.
He plucked a leaf and said, "Open it."
He plucked another leaf and said, "Don't open it."
…
The last leaf: "Don't open it!"
Ye Zhaoling stood up suddenly, threw away the bare branch in his hand, took a stack of rattan plates, and ran into the cave.
After a while, she came out with another plate of barbecue.
Hey, she also hid a lot of barbecue!
While chewing the meat, she sat on the blue stone and opened the mahogany box with a click.
There are two things inside.
A small black box as big as a palm.
A glass bottle containing a black ball the size of a longan.
Ye Zhaoling took out the glass bottle and looked at it carefully. There was a sticker on the bottom of the bottle with a few words the size of ants written on it——
"A miracle cure, taken orally."
Ye Zhaoling:?
You can't eat this thing just by looking at it!
You might be poisoned to death if you eat it!
She finished a plate of barbecue in a hurry, but couldn't hold it back, so she opened the bottle, poured out the pills and smelled them.
