Chapter 202 They say I'm a pure man, sorry, I can't laugh
I smiled and raised my feet. A stool immediately ran to my feet. I stepped on it and said, "Okay, I won't pretend anymore. Let me show my cards. Qin Shuang and I are actually best friends."
Yu Jiutian immediately stood there blankly holding the pen.
Qian Cang immediately looked at me in surprise, opening his thin mouth.
The queen grinned at him, was she surprised?
This queen doesn't like others to pick off her waistcoat, she just likes to do it herself and enjoy the refreshing feeling of that moment!
Hong Huang blinked: "You guys have a lot of drama today." He stroked his chest and took a sip of milk to calm down his shock.
I raised my chin and shook my head: "Actually, I'm a girl!"
"Hey--" Someone sprayed, it was Honghuang!
There's something wrong with the squirting sound.
We all looked at him, holy shit! His milk was spurting out of his nose!
The milky white milk mixed with his nasal mucus, instantly forming an unspeakable dirty scene.
He immediately held his head and squatted down.
When the water comes out of the nose, it feels so sour and refreshing that it will definitely hit your head.
"Luo Ling..." Yu Jiutian's expression suddenly became complicated, "Actually... I can understand the existence of male best friends. You really don't have to make such sacrifices. Don't worry, you can still play with my wife in the future. I don't
I don’t mind.”
I immediately glared: "Qin Shuang is now your wife! I haven't agreed yet!" I said in my male voice.
"Hey." This time, it was Qian Cang, who covered her face and laughed.
Yu Jiutian looked at me more complicatedly: "Luo Ling... our world is not that secular. If you like men, we will not dislike or discriminate against you." He even shook his fist at me!
Yu Jiu is scared, what’s going on with that rotten look in your eyes!
I pointed at him, pointed at him, turned around, and rubbed my face.
These bird people would rather believe that I am a sufferer than believe that I am a woman.
Am I really that unlike a girl?
No wonder I felt so relieved when Kamikaze turned me into a boy.
"Ahem..." Honghuang finally stood up, wiped his milky snot and pointed at me, "If you are a girl, next time you squirt, take something and I'll eat it!" He looked at me unusually boldly.
Yu Jiutian and Qian Cang gave a thumbs up in unison.
This is Brother Zhenyong!
Although he is brave, I am timid.
I really don’t want to be a gutter oil sprayer anymore.
Because his flag is based on the premise that I need to be able to spray.
If I want to squirt, I have to swallow it.
I’m not stupid!
I lowered my face and said, "You shouldn't have such a chance anymore. You need to establish another one!"
"That's right! You're not sincere!" Yu Jiutian got excited at this moment. He was a proper keyboard warrior and even pulled him up. "We Luo Ling won't squirt if he doesn't eat. If he doesn't squirt, how can you swallow it? Change it."
Qian Cang also nodded seriously: "Honghuang, I also think your flag is hypocritical."
The prehistoric fish eyes looked at each one, squinting: "Sure enough, good brothers!"
"That's necessary!" Yu Jiutian was completely relieved after knowing the true relationship between me and Qin Shuang.
He skipped lightly to Honghuang's side, hooked his shoulders, and raised his eyebrows at him: "Brother, let me help you think of something. If Luo Ling is a girl, you stand on your head and eat shit! How about it!"
Honghuang's dead fish eyes began to slowly widen.
This is indeed good! Brother!
Today I actually witnessed the whole process of how a man goes from childish to mature, and from mature to childish again.
It turns out that the only thing that can trigger chemical changes in men is women.
Before he knew that Qin Shuang was my best friend, he struggled and struggled. He puffed up his chest and mustered up the courage to admit his feelings.
Because to be a man, you have to be responsible, and to be a brother, you have to be open-minded.
I was moved by his true love for Qin Shuang and his true meaning to his brothers.
But what now?
He is flamboyant, he is coquettish, he lets himself go.
No matter how you look at it, it's unreliable.
I regret it, I should have tortured this kid for a while longer.
A fierce light flashed in Hong Huang's eyes, and he gritted his teeth: "Okay! If Luo Ling is a girl, stand on your head and eat shit!"
Qian Cang stood frozen on one side, unable to stop him in time.
"Wow!" A big flag was suddenly drawn out. Honghuang held the big flag and waved it up in a mighty and domineering manner.
There are so many weird things in the ancient world!
"Dang!" He poked the big flag in front of me, and there were words on the flag: Luo Ling is a girl, and she stood upside down and ate shit.
I looked at him with admiration.
Very good, I admire the most ruthless werewolf!
He opened his eyes, which were always lifeless, and looked at me seriously: "Luo Ling, are you a girl?"
I looked at him, then at the chess piece, and then at the light and airy Yu Jiutian.
Then, I looked at Qian Cang.
Qian Cang had already put his head on his forehead and couldn't look straight. The scene now was too chaotic to be seen.
I took one last look at Yu Jiutian, and I decided, I won't admit it for the time being.
Seeing how arrogant Yu Jiutian was made me angry, so I had to stimulate him: "I'm not that right now, I'll talk about it next time."
"Huh..." Honghuang breathed a sigh of relief obviously.
Yu Jiutian couldn't help laughing: "How can you still be okay for the time being?"
I rolled my eyes at him: "My relationship with Qin Shuang is Lao Tie! Her father and mother both gave me the important task of choosing a son-in-law. It's up to you to decide."
I raised my face and didn't look at him.
Put your hands in your trouser pockets and shake your legs like a gangster.
Suddenly, there was a "plop" sound, and Yu Jiutian knelt down beside me! The three of us were caught off guard by his kneeling.
Of course, he knelt down on one knee in a serious manner, with his knees at a 90-degree angle and his back straight!
"Luo Ling! From now on you are my eldest brother!" Yu Jiutian also hit his chest hard, "I don't want to be born in the same year, the same month and the same day! But I want to be born in the same year, the same month and the same day..."
"Shut up!" I stopped immediately.
I choked his last word.
Who the hell wants to die in the same year, month and day as you? You don’t deserve it!
I leaned over and pointed at his face: "Yu Jiutian, listen, what you just said to me, I will officially return it to you now! If you dare to look at any young lady, I will dig out your eyes and give them to Xiaozuan!"
"
The little diamond immediately poked its head out from my neck, opened its mouth with a "hiss", and the teeth inside were rotating, ready to squeeze the juice from the eyeballs.
Yu Jiutian's expression immediately tightened.
"How could Luo Ling be a girl? This is a pure man!" Honghuang came to my side and raised his hand to give me a high-five.
My mother also looked at him with dead eyes and refused to accept the compliment. I really couldn't be happy about his compliment.
He immediately felt a little embarrassed, raised his other hand and clapped to himself: "Pah, pah, pah."
I rolled my eyes at him and picked up my phone: "Get ready to grab the red envelope and share the money the boss gave me!"
Immediately, everyone gathered around.
I casually pulled Qin Shuang in, and Yu Jiutian was immediately excited: "My wife! My wife!"
Honghuang grabbed the back of his neck and looked at him coldly with dead fish eyes: "Young man, youth is beautiful, don't be coquettish."
Yu Jiutian blushed and looked at my wife's name on the phone and giggled.
Hey! You are so smart! Watch your saliva!
Hey, I feel like I can only watch Qin Shuang slowly train him into a real man.