Chapter 203 The million-year-old slime loves watching Erha short videos
I threw all the money Yu Jiutian gave me into the group, leaving none for myself.
There is a happy event today, let's all be happy together.
At this moment, it’s time to compete with hand speed!
Everyone's swords are flying! Eyes wide open, fingers are poking hard at their mobile phones. None of them want the image of a handsome man, they have all become prisoners of money and the devil of desire!
My wife was the first to grab it, and she immediately made a "Thank you husband" emoticon.
Yu Jiutian turned around and threw the phone: "Pah!" Then he squatted in a corner.
I can actually understand Yu Jiutian's complicated mood at this moment.
How is it possible to say that you don’t mind your male best friend?
Your boyfriend said to you, I have a female best friend, do you mind?
If it were me, I would just go ahead and say "poof".
Yu Jiutian is already very generous at this moment.
This magnanimity is also because he likes and respects Qin Shuang.
The key is that he has no identity now. He is not Qin Shuang's boyfriend yet.
Therefore, he has no qualifications or right to "mind" the existence of my male best friend.
But now, I tell him more formally, you can pursue Qin Shuang, and you don’t have to worry about my existence anymore.
From a certain point of view, he might even try to curry favor with me.
[Honey, why are you suddenly so proud today?] Qin Shuang blinked at me repeatedly.
I send a text message: private chat.
I turned around and went back to the room, and Yu Jiutian quickly followed me, sticking close behind me like a dog-skin plaster.
I closed the door directly with my backhand.
"Bang." Yu Jiutian was shut out of the door, leaving him anxious outside.
I turned on my phone directly and when I connected to Qin Shuang, Qin Shuang's image was already in front of me.
Instantly, my eyes lit up!
Wow~
Beautiful lady Qin Shuang is taking a bath!
She lay in the bathtub, seducing me with bubbles all over her body, and pointed her finger at me: "Say, what's going on, you, a tough hen, can throw out eight thousand in one go and throw away the red envelope?"
The corners of my mouth could no longer help but grin, but I still tried to stay calm: "Have you forgotten? You owe me eight thousand."
Qin Shuang began to twitch her eyebrows and pinch her paws.
I finally couldn't help but grin: "So I sold you to Yu Jiutian for eight thousand."
The Queen Mother Qin immediately jumped up from the bathtub and threw a bunch of bubbles at me: "Luo Ling! Are you a devil! Give me back the money!"
My nostrils turned upward: "Huh, he even took tens of millions of diamonds from me."
Qin Shuang stiffened, sat back in the bathtub, and thought for a moment: "In this way, you give the money back to Cang Cang, and let Cang Cang return the diamonds to you, and you can give it to me."
wipe!
Who is obsessed with money?
I gave her a blank look, how could I get back what I, the queen, gave me?
I turned serious: "Shuang, I'm serious. I confessed to Yu Jiutian that we are not lovers, we are best friends, and I am a girl."
Qin Shuang was shocked in the bathtub. She looked at me for a long time and became angry: "Luo Ling! Why didn't you tell me about such a big thing! I don't allow you to make any sacrifices for me!"
I waved my hand calmly: "Don't worry, they don't believe it."
Qin Shuang stiffened again instantly.
The next moment, the room was filled with laughter.
"Hey -" I rolled my eyes and almost cried.
I'm so cute, and I actually become a pure man in boys' hearts who is purer than Yu Jiutian.
I don't know whether to cry or laugh at this moment.
Should I be happy about my superb acting skills?
"Hahaha - Husband, although you don't have a fish pond, you have been responsible for my laughter for the whole year, hahaha -" Qin Shuang couldn't stop laughing.
It looked really irritating, so I hung up immediately.
Who grabbed the red envelope the hardest just now? None of the three grown men could beat her hand speed.
When it comes to grabbing red envelopes, men are indeed a little inferior.
Since the secondary missions are locked starting today, the boys in the Immortal Class will probably be bored to death.
They are not like me, who are so "enriched" every day, all classes, all classes, all classes!
Professor Fa Qing and Professor He Hua have just become my mentors, and I don’t know what will happen next.
I don’t know if there will be extra classes, but I, the queen, really can’t find time and can’t make the filming schedule.
While practicing, I continued to follow #乐城雷狠#.
By this point in time, the tone of the entire topic had begun to change.
[Shocked! Bones appeared in the place where the lightning struck last night! Even God can’t bear to look at it! 】
[It is reported on the Internet that the body is that of a child, and the police have arrived at the scene...]
Next, there will be a lot of people spreading rumors, and the police will eventually catch those who spread rumors.
Don't panic.
[After such hellish things happened last night, there are still people who dare to spread rumors. Aren’t you afraid of being struck by lightning tonight!]
[What happened this time is really weird. According to probability theory, it is impossible for a thunder to hit the same place twice. Last night, it was not only twice, but also consecutive! In the end, the bones were broken out! I won’t say anymore,
I quickly went to burn incense and confess to the Bodhisattva.]
The local media responded quickly and arrived at the scene: "The child's bones appeared in the place that was struck by lightning last night. Now you can see that the police have sealed off the scene, but the relevant person in charge of the amusement park still has not responded to the matter...
…”
Humph, how to respond.
However, at this point, my mission officially ends.
I raised my face, looked at the sky, and smiled happily.
Take a deep breath and start doing my magic tricks!
Once several layers of barriers are created, it looks as majestic as a semicircular palace.
This is what I figured out in the volume of Liangyi Wanxiang.
After my research in the world of Liangyi Wanxiang, I discovered that this scroll contains the source code of the barrier!
As for what kind of enchantment you want to make, it depends on what kind of code you use.
But assembling the code is not easy.
Just like mathematics xyz, if you mess up the combinations, you won't be able to form a usable formula.
Therefore, this requires continuous attempts and in-depth research.
I researched this barrier to deal with big monsters like Xiaozuan.
Since I want to be the strongest barrier master on the surface, if I go out and resist even Xiaozuan's attack, wouldn't it hurt my hips?
This will bring disgrace to Professor Fa Qing!
Anyway, he set up this flag.
I stood in the center of the barrier and looked at my special sparring partner, Xiao Zuan: "Xiao Zuan, come here!"
Xiaozuan's huge body looked different in front of my barrier.
"What are you doing? It's okay. Come here." I waved to him, but he didn't dare to speak because he was afraid of hurting me.
He held back his mouth, why was his body shrinking smaller and smaller?
"Woo~woo~" Why did he still make a sound like Erha?
Seeing his aggrieved look, I could only go out to comfort him and touch his now smaller head: "Where did you get that voice?"
"My wife likes to watch short videos..." His words appeared in my mind, and they were also aggrieved.
Then, he opened his mouth, stuck out his tongue and began to imitate a dog: "Hahahaha..."
"..." No need to ask, I know what short videos Xiao Tai likes to watch in the dormitory!
A million-year-old slime, I like to watch it! No wonder I like to tear things apart in the dormitory!
Now he has led Xiaodiao into trouble, he is such a naughty child!