Chapter 378 I'll Do You a Liposuction to Lose Weight
"I've wanted to eat it since the last time I saw you..." I accidentally revealed the dark little secret in my heart, "Do you still remember that day? I stepped on your pig's trotters? I originally wanted to take advantage of it.
I chopped off your pig's trotters and took you away, but the Xianqian camp watched too closely~"
I gently stroked his big fat elbow.
His body actually started to tremble. Sure enough, the demon clan is very sensitive.
Just now, he had been "watching the show" nearby, so he thought I was just scaring Medusa and Big Mouth, so he was still so arrogant.
But now, he knows that I am right in front of him, and he can really feel my murderous intention and sinister intentions.
"G, if I have the chance to see you again, I must eat it!" Today, I accomplished my small goal and ate Medusa's snake eggs. It was indeed delicious, and it didn't even have the fishy smell I imagined.
I walked up to the huge pig's head, and his eyes instantly became frightened: "Haw---" He actually made the pig cry out of fear.
The four big fat elbows kicked in fear, but when I thought about it, it was too fat and didn't move at all.
I smiled evilly: "Screaming so beautifully makes me have more appetite, hahaha -" I swung the black kitchen knife.
"H-oh-oh-help-help-I do!"
I immediately covered his mouth with my palm, glared fiercely, and lowered my voice: "Don't even think about exchanging information for your life again! I'm going to eat you today!"
"Uh-uh-"
"Leader! Leader! Lao Zhu is willing to speak! Lao Zhu is willing to speak -" Big Mouth shouted again.
I immediately gave you a cold look and asked you to talk too much!
Dazui was so frightened that his whole body trembled, his teeth trembled, and he was speechless.
"Luoling." A voice from the deep valley sounded.
I immediately grimaced, standing in front of the pig demon as big as a hill and not wanting to go out.
"No injuries." Suddenly, Shen Gu said.
I was stunned, and the pig demon was also stunned.
The others and I stared at each other for a while, holy shit! Shen Gu actually acquiesced!
I don’t understand this routine in Shengu!
But since he acquiesced, I won't be polite.
Otherwise, it will change if it is too late and you will not be able to eat it.
I lifted the kitchen knife, and it began to turn into a sharp scalpel in my hand.
The Pig Demon King trembled all over when he saw the knife in my hand: "You, what are you going to do? You can't mess around - it's against the law to kill demons - you are still not a human being -"
"Ouch!" His words made me laugh.
I grinned: "I never said I was a human being." I reached out to find his waist and pressed it, "You won't die if you don't have a waist."
"No - no -"
When he was struggling, I was as indifferent as a butcher, quick and accurate, and cut him down with my sword!
There is a dish called raw mixed kidneys, which I have eaten in the north.
I was shocked when I saw this dish. I have eaten raw beef and raw seafood before, but I have never eaten raw kidneys.
That dish really amazed me for a long time. It is really not available elsewhere. Sure enough, local cuisine has its own characteristics.
"Ah——" The entire interrogation room was filled with the horrified screams of the Pig Demon King.
"Poof!" I pulled out the knife, and what came out was actually oil!
Damn it!
After all, my knife is twenty centimeters long, and it actually has twenty centimeters of oil!
For a moment, the air was stagnant, everything was quiet, and I felt depressed.
With this thick layer of protective oil, why is he wearing a turtle shell? A knife can't even penetrate his vitals!
"Our secret base is in City H! The leader of the Demon Society has obtained an immortal weapon that can open a passage between the two worlds! So that's where Medusa and the others came from!" the Pig Demon King suddenly said incessantly.
Get up and stop howling.
I was depressed in front of his big belly, forget it, I can’t let go of the oil.
Thousands of years of lard, I can already smell the aroma of frying!
I closed the opening and made a neat incision.
"Ah - ah - I told you - and you skin me - ah -" he howled there.
"Ah - the Tianyu Butcher is peeling the skin - ah -" Big Mouth screamed until his throat became hoarse and he crawled to the corner.
Medusa raised her head vigorously, looked around, and cried: "Don't worry about it - do you still have humanity in your heaven - let a devil kill us here -"
I continued working indifferently. It was so funny to hear such words from several of them, but I still clearly remember the crimes they committed!
Big mouth, likes to skin children alive and listen to their cries of pain.
The pig demon likes to bleed women, watch them die slowly, and also likes to collect their skins.
Not to mention Medusa, the Demon Society is a place where humans are hunted, cannibalized, study recipes, and share cannibalism.
I pulled open a square layer of the Pig Demon King's skin, and really all I could see was the oil but not the meat...
I immediately didn’t want his kidneys. With so much oil, his internal organs must also be filled with oil. It’s unhealthy to eat them.
Well, this oil is quite good, it's golden. Ordinary lard is white. As expected of a thousand-year-old pig, the color of this oil is like gold.
"Ah - ah -"
"What the hell!" I kicked him on the trotters, "You still have to pay for liposuction, but now I'm going to give you weight loss surgery for free!"
"Then give me an anesthetic!" The pig demon also yelled at me.
"Hmph." I sneered, "You have a thousand-year-old pigskin, I don't believe you can feel pain!"
I looked at him coldly and took out a washbasin. Now I'm just getting oil. I don't know what I'm going to do with you later.
The pig demon trembled all over, trembled again, and continued to speak stammeringly: "Those who participated in the hunt, members, over the years, everyone has had enough of ordinary hunting, and they like to play with people, so they started to use secret rooms to escape.
Medusa also participated in this place once. Members, please go and ask her..."
"You mb rotten pig head! You deserve to be eaten - I don't know anything - don't throw the pot on my head -"
"Bah." A big lump of gold oil fell into my basin, just like that, and its flesh was not visible. How thick is this oil?
I pressed back its thick pig skin and brushed my spiritual energy. The belly was intact as before, except that a large piece of it was deflated, and the pig skin was drooping and folded several times.
I picked up the basin and walked in front of the Pig Demon King. His oily eyes froze when he looked at me. It was not fear, but surprise.
"Thank you, thank you... I, I suddenly feel relaxed..." He actually thanked me, and I immediately stared with angry eyes, you really think of me as your plastic surgeon!
The Pig Demon King was so frightened that he stood up straight and turned his little pig eyes away, not daring to look at me.
I walked out from in front of him and stood next to Medusa, looking up at her coldly.
She looked at the washbasin in my hand blankly for a second.
I calmly walked to the interrogation table. Today, the pots have been put away. If I don’t cook something, I’ll be sorry for my title as a chef (butcher) in Tianyu.