Chapter 379: Bow to Butcher Tianyu, Leave Your Tribute
I put on my gloves leisurely in front of the stunned Medusa and the frightened mouth, and poured a small amount of oil into the pot to moisten it.
Then he threw the huge lump of lard into the air, commanded with his sword, and the lard was cut into small pieces and fell into the pot. "Stab!" At that moment, the hot oil collided with the lard,
The purest and most original fragrance in the world was immediately revealed!
"You're so inhumane - ugh -"
The Pig Demon King didn't even cry, but Big Mouth started crying.
I glanced at Medusa coldly: "Is this the same when you blow up people?"
"There are too many members. I can tell you slowly!" Medusa spoke immediately, as if she was afraid that she would not survive for a second. "But they must all be demons who have been over five hundred years old. Those of you who smuggled in can directly
Go to the door and wait. For those in the human world, you can go to the escape rooms mentioned by Lao Zhu and wait!"
Medusa spoke faster than the Pig Demon King, and she knew everything she knew.
"Although the escape rooms built by Lao Zhu and the others are all in the city center, they actually contain teleportation circles. As long as you enter, you will be teleported to the suburbs. That is the real escape room location. They are built from abandoned factories. The area is
It’s big and suitable for hunting! Escape rooms also attract young people, so we don’t have to bother to trick young people, they will come on their own!”
If the smell of lard in the pot hadn't soothed me, I might have flipped the table in anger!
What do they think of the world? Is it their vegetable garden?
Not only did they ignore the laws of the three realms, they also came in droves!
In fact, heavenly beings patrol every year, but there are too many people down there, and compared to the population base below, we heavenly beings are really a drop in the bucket, so this kind of festival with dense crowds is also the most troublesome day for us heavenly beings.
Even if we modify all the cameras, we are still unable to prevent them, and people go missing every festival.
For example, captured by the demon clan.
"You can ask Lao Zhu in any place! Ask him! Ask him!" Medusa pointed her tail at the Pig Demon King.
The Pig Demon King kicked his big pig hoof and finally turned over!
After he turned over, he was a little surprised: "I can actually turn over! It seems that I am really too fat!"
He lowered his face and looked at his belly hanging to the ground. He could step on it even if he took one step.
I stared wide-eyed and swung my knife: "Pig Demon King! Write down all your locations for me!"
"Yes, yes, yes." The pig demon king's whole body trembled.
In front of him, a huge electronic map appeared. He raised his trotter and started poking at dots.
While I was frying my lard, I looked at him coldly: "Wrong one, and I'll kill you!"
The Pig Demon King's hooves trembled.
I then looked at Medusa: "Where is the egg I want?"
"It's fallen." Medusa quickly moved the snake's body away, and three eggs rolled out.
I was immediately happy. I threw out my spiritual power with my sword finger, wrapped the three eggs and put them on the table. There were more eggs this time, so I opened one luxuriously.
The color of the eggs is indeed beautiful and translucent. These are definitely pollution-free eggs. They are delicious and do not require any additional seasoning.
I picked up the chopsticks and pointed at Medusa: "Go and write your name!"
"Yes, yes." Medusa crawled back to her room and huddled in the corner, as if that place now gave her a sense of security.
A huge screen also appeared in front of her, and she lifted her tail to write on it seriously.
She wrote for a while, and a snake head poked out, stared at Big Mouth fiercely, and shouted: "Big Mouth!"
Big Mouth was startled and actually jumped up on the spot, turning around to look at Medusa.
Medusa glared at him angrily: "You just said some nonsense and were let go? You pulled me and Lao Zhu out, you don't even think about escaping unscathed!"
"That's right -" the Pig Demon King was also angry, his eyes were red and his mouth was wide open, "If it weren't for you - why would I be here - you must leave something here today - otherwise I will go back and eat you
——”
I was stunned. The pig, snake and bullfrog were fighting among themselves!
"If you want to eat, I have to eat first -" Medusa was now angry again.
There is nothing wrong with snakes eating frogs.
Dazui looked at the menacing big black python and big black pig next door and became anxious: "Medusa, you have eggs! I don't have eggs!"
Medusa's three heads stood up and she stared fiercely: "Do you think I'm a hen that lays eggs every day? I only had so many eggs in three hundred years! Now I've eaten them all! I'm still here!"
I don’t even know if there will be another three hundred years! I’ve lost all my descendants!”
"Big mouth -" the big black pig roared angrily, "I almost lost my kidneys - leave yours -"
I frowned, even if Big Mouth was willing to give it, I would still pick it.
I don’t eat all kidneys either.
"Otherwise, if you go back, I will let people trample all your children—"
"Ah - you are going too far - the Tianyu Butchers didn't bother me, but you guys messed with me -" Da Zui let out a roar of resistance against oppression! I almost applauded him, but I wanted to scramble the eggs.
Medusa's three huge snake heads immediately raised high, opened her big mouth, and spat out terrifying messages!
Big Mouth hesitated for a second, stood up with a huge frog body, and squeezed the frog's claws: "You mess with me - children - remember dad's sacrifice today -"
spit!
The demon who loves to eat children is here to show his fatherly love and bow his head sincerely.
"Well -" Dazui started to gather strength, and I put down the bowl. What did he want to do? I was also curious about what he could leave behind.
Suddenly, two more legs sprouted from his waist!
This skill is six! You can eat two more frog legs at once!
Immediately, Da Zui used all his strength and roared: "Ah——"
"Boom, boom!" The extra two legs actually shot out!
Just like cupping, the legs are ejected out of the mouth, and the wound is actually two holes. Are you a mechanical frog?
He cried and put his legs on the ground, as if offering a tribute to the devil, and respectfully pushed his legs out: "Butcher of Heaven, for the safety of my child, please accept my legs."
What the hell! Can you eat it?
I put down the bowl and walked over to the huge frog legs.
These two legs are really not that big, just like two 1.8-meter strong men lying in front of me.
I stepped on a leg, it's true!
I smiled with satisfaction, picked up the two bullfrog legs, threw one over my shoulder, and dragged the other on the ground, and walked back to the stove, uh... well, it was the interrogation table.
As expected, Medusa and the Pig Demon King next to them stopped talking and returned to their original positions to do their own business.
Anyway, if they don't have something, they won't allow Big Mouth to be intact.
Dazui cried and wiped away his tears.
"Bang!" I threw the giant bullfrog legs on the table, still warm.
Now the whole house is filled with the smell of lard, which makes me ravenous.
I immediately scooped a spoonful of freshly boiled lard, put it into another pot, and then poured the beaten eggs into it.
"It's stinging." Immediately, the whole room was filled with the scent of eggs again.
The Pig Demon King and Big Mouth both looked over with greed.
I scooped up the eggs and looked at them: "Do you want some?"