Xue Pan wanted to laugh but didn't dare to laugh, and his face turned red.
Jia Chen knew that he was holding it up, but he didn't point it out, but wanted to see what this guy wanted to do?
Soon, when it was dinner time, Jia Zheng invited Jia Chen and Xue Pan to the table, accompanied by Jia Lian and Jia Baoyu.
Even Jia Lian couldn't stand Xue Pan's arrogant attitude, and he secretly called him a fool in his heart.
When the meal started, Jia Lian deliberately poured Xue Pan a few more glasses of wine, which made him so confused that he almost got drunk.
It was Jia Zheng who was upright and stopped Jia Lian in time, so Xue Pan was not drunk.
After drinking and eating, Xue Pan grabbed Jia Chen's arm drunk and smiled maliciously:
"Brother Chen, go! Let's go to the garden, show your skills to Brother Yu!"
Jia Chen saw that he was full of a smirk, knowing that there must be a trap in the garden, so he decided to use the trick to rectify Xue Da's head.
"Okay! Brother Xue, let's go to the garden. I will perform a set of sword techniques for you to help you liven up."
Jia Chen grabbed Xue Pan's wrist and dragged towards the garden.
Xue Pan's wrist was sore that his wrist was sore that he wanted to get rid of it, but found that his wrist seemed to be trapped by a pair of iron clamps. No matter how hard he used, he could not break free.
Xue Pan was drunk with dizzy eyes, dizzy, and staggered, unable to walk steadily, so he had to let Jia Chen pull him, which prevented him from falling to the ground.
Jia Chen dragged him into the garden and found that there were several piles of branches and leaves in the garden, spread flat on the ground, which was very strange.
Xue Pan pointed to one of the leaves and smiled in a slight manner:
"Brother Chen, go to the pile of leaves to practice swords."
Jia Chen glanced at him sideways and asked quietly: "Why do you need to practice on the leaves?"
Xue Pan laughed drunk and said:
"Hehe...you think, when you stand on the leaves to practice, raise your foot and fist, and the fist brings the wind, and you can roll up the fallen leaves on the ground. How majestic!"
Jia Chen sneered:
"Okay, as the saying goes, 'Brother is in front and brother is in back', it's better for you, as the elder brother, go up first and be majestic!"
After saying that, without waiting for Xue Pan to respond, he grabbed his arm and pushed him on the pile of leaves.
Xue Pan stepped on the air, and his bloated body smashed through the paved branches and leaves, falling into the trap.
"Hutong!"
"Ouch!"
A scream rang out in the trap.
Jia Chen walked over and saw Xue Pan lying in a pit with his arms spread apart, his arms spread out like a word "big".
The trap was not very deep, he was just stunned by the fall, but he did not bleed.
However, under him, there were a pile of horse manure and dog shit.
The bad thing is that he had his whole face on the ground.
His face was just right on top of a large piece of horse manure.
Looking at this ridiculous scene, Jia Chen's lips raised slightly, and it turned out that this guy wanted to harm him with a trap.
So stupid and naive!
Xue Pan lay in the pit for a while, suddenly knelt up and spit out "bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah
But his saliva was dark yellow, obviously mixed with feces.
His head and face were covered with horse feces, and his lips were covered with feces, as if he had drunk a bowl of thick egg custard without cleaning his mouth.
Xue Pan woke up the wine by falling. He looked down at the horse feces and dog shit on his body. He smelled the smell of smell, covered his chest and started to retching.
Jia Chen was far away and laughed and joked:
"Brother Xue, I didn't expect that you were lucky. If you didn't have enough food, I could ask someone to pick up a few more buckets of feces and urine and pour them on you so that you can eat enough."
Xue Pan was so angry that he burst into tears and shouted:
"Mom, come and save me!"
While yelling, he crawled out of the trap with his limbs and ground.
However, his hands were covered with feces, and he grabbed the vertical trap edge, slipping straight and wet.
As soon as I climbed up two steps, I returned to the pit and fell down, and got more feces.
Looking at his tears and embarrassing character, Jia Chen's lips raised slightly. It seemed that Xue Da's head was still an ungrown child, and he called him mother when he encountered difficulties.
In fact, Xue Pan is already sixteen years old this year.
In the Great Zhou Dynasty, it is a young age, that is, it is an adult.
An adult calls his mother when encountering difficulties, which is really funny and ridiculous.
Xue Pan's follower hid behind a tree and did not dare to show his head.
In fact, he saw Xue Pan fall into the trap just now, but he didn't dare to rush over because Xue Pan was covered in shit. If he came over, he would definitely need to help Xue Pan clean up.
He didn't want to stain these pickled feces on his body.
When he heard Xue Pan call him mother, he immediately felt like he was amnesty and ran to the Lixiangyuan where the Xue family was bedding.
After a while, a middle-aged woman with a rich appearance and luxurious clothes led a girl over.
When his eyes fell on the girl, Jia Chen's breathing stagnated, and only one word popped out of his mind - beauty!
The lips are red without touching, the eyebrows are green without drawing, the face is like a silver basin, and the eyes are like water apricots.
The black and greasy Zhuan'er was wrapped around her head, a honey-collar cotton jacket, a rose-purple gold and silver mouse shoulder jacket, and a green onion and yellow cotton skirt. The color was half new and not old, and it looked luxurious.
Jia Chen could guess this look and dress without anyone introducing him. This girl is Xue Baochai.
Jia Chen used to suspect that the original work was written that Xue Baochai's face was like a silver basin, so how scary is this face?
The big face of the silver basin is, how round it is to look like a basin?
However, now that Jia Chen is in front of him, he realizes why Xue Baochai's face looks like a silver basin.
She has a round face, a not sharp chin, a little baby fat, and a little plump than a melon-shaped face, but not a chubby face, but a plump and round look, with neither the jaw nor the cheekbones protruding.
Especially her skin is white and tender, shiny and shiny, as if it can be broken, and she really deserves the word "silver".
As for the middle-aged lady next to her, it is naturally her and Xue Pan's mother, Aunt Xue.
When Xue Pan saw Aunt Xue and Xue Baochai, he felt as if he had hoped for a savior and shouted in a crying voice:
"Mom, sister, save me!"
At this time, Xue Pan had more feces stained with her body, just like she had just been caught out of a cesspool.
Aunt Xue pinched her nose and asked in a sharp voice:
"My baby, why did you fall into the cesspool?"
Xue Pan pointed at Jia Chen angrily and yelled:
"He pushed me down!"
Aunt Xue was anxious when she heard this, glared at Jia Chen angrily and asked:
"Who are you? Why do you want to harm my son?"
Before Jia Chen could respond, Xue Baochai grabbed Aunt Xue's arm and dissuaded:
"Mom, there must be something wrong with this matter. People will not push my brother into the cesspool for no reason."
Jia Chen's lips raised slightly. It seemed that Xue Baochai was quite well-educated.
Xue Baochai walked to Jia Chen steadily and peacefully, Yingying gave a blessed gift and said with a clear voice:
"Dare you ask this little brother, where did my brother offend Zun Jia? Why did he push him into the cesspool?"
She speaks slowly, both slowly and smoothly, and every word is as round as jade and pleasant as the ears.