Xue Yan wanted to laugh and didn't dare to laugh, his face flushed.
Jia Chen knew that he was stunned, but he didn't order it, but wanted to see what the product wanted to do?
Soon, at the meal, Jia Zheng invited Jia Chen and Xue Yan to enter the seat.
Xue Yan's high -toe posture couldn't even see Jia Yi, and scolded him in his heart that he was a big fool.
After opening the seat, Jia Yue deliberately filled Xue Yan a few glasses of wine, staring at him, and almost drunk.
Still Jia Zheng was serious and stopped Jia Yue in a timely manner, and Xue Yan had not been poured down.
When the wine was full, Xue Yan pulled Jia Chen's arm drunk, and laughed with a bad intention:
"Brother Chen, go! Let's go to the garden, you show your hand to show your brother!"
Jia Chen looked at him with a smirk, knowing that there must be a trap in the garden, and decided to count it to rectify this Xue Da's head.
"Okay! Brother Xue, let's go to the garden, I will perform a set of swordsmanship for you to help me."
Jia Chen grabbed Xue Yan's wrist and walked towards the garden.
Xue Yan was sore by his wrist, and wanted to get rid of it, but found that his wrist seemed to be hugged by an iron tong. No matter how hard he could, he couldn't break free.
Xue Yan was drunk and hazy, dizzy, and stubbornly. Even walking was unstable, so he had to let Jia Chen drag, but he prevented him from falling to the ground and fell to the ground.
Jia Chen dragged him into the garden and found that there were several piles of branches and leaves in the garden.
Xue Yan pointed at a pile of leaves, smirked with unclear mouth:
"Brother Chen, go to the pile of leaves to practice swords."
Jia Chen slammed him, and asked calmly: "Why go to the leaves to practice?"
Xue Yan laughed drunkly:
"Hey ... you think, when you stand on the leaves, you can lift your feet, punch your fists, and you can roll the leaves on the ground, so prestigious!"
Jia Chen sneered:
"Okay, the so -called‘ brother is in the back ’, or you are your brother, go up and prestige first!"
Say, don't wait for Xue Yan to respond, dragging his arm, pushing him to the pile of leaves.
Xue Yan stepped on the air, and the bloated body smashed through the paved branches and leaves, fell into the trap.
"Hu Tong!"
"Ouch!"
There was a scream in the trap.
Jia Chen walked over and saw that Xue Yan used the posture of five bodies, lying in the pit, opened his arms, like the word "big".
The trap is not very deep. He was just thrown, but he did not bleed.
However, under his body, there was a pile of horse dung and shit.
The bad thing is that he was on the ground with his face.
His face is right on a large horsetar manure.
Looking at this ridiculous scene, Jia Chen's lips were slightly raised. It turned out that this product wanted to use a trap to hurt himself.
It's so stupid and naive!
Xue Yan lay in the pit for a while, and suddenly knelt up, and spit out "呸 呸 呸".
It's just that his saliva star is dark yellow, obviously mixed with feces inside.
His face was full of horse dung, and his lips were covered with dung slag, just like drinking a bowl of thick egg custard without rubbing his mouth.
Xue Yan's fall, he woke up the wine. He looked down at the horse dung and shit, smelling the smell of smell, covering his chest, and retching.
Jia Chen was far away and ridiculed with a smile:
"Brother Xue, I didn't expect, you are okay. If you are not enough, I can ask people to pick a few more buckets of feces and urine, pour it on you, and let you eat enough."
Xue Yan was so angry that he cried, and shouted with his voice:
"Mom, come and save me!"
While he shouted, he climbed out of the trap with his limbs.
However, he was full of feces in his hands, grabbing on the edge of the vertical trap, and slipping straight.
As soon as I climbed up for two steps, I bald back to the pit again, sat down with one butt, and put on more feces.
Looking at him, the virtue of his eloquence and embarrassment, Jia Chen's lips were slightly raised. It seems that this Xue Da's head is still a child who has not grown up. When he encounters difficulties, he calls his mother.
In fact, Xue Yan is 16 years old this year.
In Da Zhou, it belongs to the weak crown, that is, adults.
An adult calls his mother when he encounters difficulties.
Xue Yan's followers hid behind a tree and did not dare to show up.
In fact, he just saw Xue Yan fall into the trap, but he didn't dare to rush over, because Xue Yan was full of shit. If he came over, he would definitely need him to help Xue Yan clean up.
He didn't want to stuck these unbearable feces on his body.
When he heard Xue Yan shouting his mother, he was like a pardon with Ban, and ran to the Lixiangyuan where the Xue family fell into the couch.
After a while, a middle -aged woman with a rich man, a luxurious middle -aged woman led a girl to rush over.
When his eyes fell on the girl, Jia Chen breathed a stagnation, and only one word popped up in his mind -beauty!
The lips are red, the eyebrows are not painted, the face is like a silver basin, the eyes are like water apricot.
There are dark oil compilations on the head, honey -colored cotton jacket, rose purple two -color gold and silver mouse than shoulder gowns, green onion yellow cotton skirts, one color and half of the old, it looks unprepared.
This looks, wearing this, Jia Chen guessed it without the introduction of others. This girl is Xue Baozhen.
Jia Chen used to doubt that Xue Baozhen's face in the original book If the face of the silver basin, how scary the face is this face?
How round the face is the face, will it be like a basin?
However, now in person, Jia Chen realized why Xue Baozhen's face was like a silver pot.
She is indeed a round face, her chin is not sharp, and her fat is slightly fat. She is slightly richer than melon seeds, but she is not a fat face shape, but rich, round, round, jaw bone and cheekbones.
Especially her skin, white and tender, shiny, as if it can be broken, it is indeed the word "silver".
As for the middle -aged lady next to her, she was naturally her and Xue Yan's mother -Aunt Xue.
When Xue Yan saw Aunt Xue and Xue Baozhen, she was looking forward to the savior, and shouted with a crying cavity:
"Mom, sister, save me up!"
At this time, Xue Yan had more feces in his body, just like it was just removed from the pit.
Aunt Xue squeezed her nose and asked sharply:
"My baby, how did you fall into the pit?"
Xue Yan pointed at Jia Chen angrily, gritted his teeth and shouted:
"He pushed me down!"
As soon as Aunt Xue heard it, she stared at Jia Chen angrily and asked:
"Who are you? Why do you want to harm my son?"
Before Jia Chen responded, Xue Baodi pulled Aunt Xue's arm with a hand, and persuaded:
"Mom, there must be strange things in this matter.
Jia Chen's lips are slightly raised. It seems that Xue Baozhen is still well -known.
Xue Baozheng walked in front of Jia Chen steadily and peacefully, and made a gift, and said clearly:
"Dare to ask this little brother, where did my brother offense? Why did he push him into the pit?"
She speaks slowly, is not tight or slow, the words are round like jade, and they are pleasant.