Li Yundong stared blankly at the little fox not far away. His anger immediately dissipated. He unknowingly put down Wu Hui in his hand and said, "You, you..."
Li Yundong never expected that this girl would actually chase him to school. He began to think involuntarily in his mind: Why is she here? Did she really have something with me and come to settle accounts with me? Or... me, me
, what should I do?
The little fox searched all the way and finally found Li Yundong, the "Human Yuan Golden Pill" that could move in her eyes. Naturally, she couldn't contain her joy, but she quickly reacted and was secretly vigilant.
No, you can’t get carried away! If you expose yourself and he notices something wrong, that will be very bad!
The little fox remembered that when she was in the mountains, her master once taught her: If you want to make him ignore your origins, you only need to use one move, and you will definitely be invincible!
That is, pretending to be pitiful!
The little fox forcibly resisted the idea of stepping forward and grabbing Li Yundong. He took small steps and walked up to Li Yundong with a resentful face. He looked at Li Yundong with a pair of big eyes, with a look that could almost make an Arhat pour copper.
It can be refined by force!
Wu Hui on the side stared at the girl in front of him with wide eyes, and kept shouting in his heart: There is such a beautiful beauty! There is such a beautiful beauty!!
The beauty of the little fox is destructive to men. For thousands of years, no one has ever heard that a mortal can resist the temptation of a vixen.
Whether it was King Jie of Xia, King Zhou of Shang, or King You of Zhou, they all fell into the hands of vixens like Mei Xi, Da Ji, and Bao Si without exception.
The ancient emperors were like this, let alone the college students in the ivory tower?
Wu Hui had just suffered a big loss, but seemed to have forgotten it. His face turned red and he loudly said to the little fox: "This beauty, this guy is not a good person. He wanted to do something just now..."
Li Yundong didn't even look at him. He put his hand on his head and pushed him: "Get out!"
The surrounding students looked at Li Yundong and Little Fox as if they were watching a play, and they all whispered to each other about the relationship between the two people.
"I think Li Yundong must have done something bad to this beautiful woman!"
"Brother, I support you! Look at the guilty look on his face!"
"I'm going to beat you up, are you blind? Isn't this beauty top-notch? If Fan Bingbing is compared to her, she's a scumbag! Can she like Li Yundong?"
"Damn it, you're blind! Didn't you hear me saying that Li Yundong did something bad to her?"
"Holy crap, is there any logical connection between being blind and hearing what you said?"
"Don't make any noise, don't make any noise, let's watch the show!"
These people were talking a lot, but without exception they speculated that this girl was here to trouble Li Yundong, and that Li Yundong must have done something wrong to this beauty.
Some boys looked at the pitiful appearance of the little fox, and their sense of justice swelled in their hearts, and they secretly said: If this guy Li Yundong is really sorry for her, he will be beaten even if he goes out of his way!
But something happened soon that shocked everyone around him.
The little fox gently pinched Li Yundong's sleeve with his fingers, shook it, lowered his head, and said softly: "Why did you just leave like that?"
Li Yundong was also secretly uneasy. When he heard the little fox say this, his brain suddenly shut down and he couldn't react: "Ah?!"
The little fox raised his head and looked at Li Yundong pitifully: "You don't want me?"
The little fox's words just now were too soft, so not everyone heard them, but they heard this sentence very clearly!
"No way? Post it backwards?! Is there a mistake?!"
Everyone was in an uproar!
The boys suddenly mutated collectively and turned into a group of big passionate beasts. They stared at Li Yundong with red eyes. As long as the word "no" came out of this boy's mouth, they would shout: I want it, I want it! Beauty, I want it!
Li Yundong's head was full of mush and his IQ had dropped severely. He just stared at the little fox, speechless.
Tears began to well up in the eyes of the little fox, and he was about to cry. Li Yundong came back to his senses and said, "Okay, don't cry, don't cry. We'll talk to you when you get back!"
Ding Nan, whose eyes widened with disbelief on his face, couldn't help but come up to the little fox and said, "Hey, you know this guy is..."
The little fox pressed his hand on her forehead, imitating the way Li Yundong pushed Wu Hui, and pushed without looking: "Get out!"
Ding Nan stumbled. Although she wasn't as good looking as Zhou Qin, she was still a top figure in the school. How had she ever experienced such humiliation?
She sat on the ground and stared blankly at the little fox and Li Yundong, unable to recover for a moment.
Sun Li seemed much calmer, and she said coldly: "I said, are you filming Qiong Yao's drama here? If so, please change the place, this is a school!"
Li Yundong gave Sun Li a smile. There was nothing he could do. He was the squad leader. Although he was not a cadre in the system, he should not use bean bags as dry food!
My credits for this semester are now in the hands of this little pepper! The monitor's power is great or small. It is her job to record attendance every day. As long as this little pepper takes revenge, she will be fine this semester.
Read in vain.
Li Yundong didn't know how to face the little fox, but with such a beautiful woman leaning against him, he felt secretly happy. He coughed dryly and said to the little fox: "Wait for me at home. I'll talk to you when I get back."
"
With that said, he pretended not to be tempted by the beauty and walked towards the teaching building.
But after he walked to the big classroom and just sat down, he smelled a scent, but the little fox followed him like a frustrated little daughter-in-law, and also sat next to him.
Although Li Yundong acted like Liu Xiahui in front of everyone, deep down in his heart he was very eager for the little fox to follow him in. When he saw it, he was suddenly surprised and happy: "Why did you follow him in too?"
The little fox thought Li Yundong was going to drive her away, so tears fell down her cheeks: "Don't drive me away..."
Li Yundong's heart melted when he saw that look: "Oh, no one wants to drive you away!"
The little fox raised his head and looked at Li Yundong eagerly: "Really?"
Li Yundong nodded heavily: "Of course!"
The little fox suddenly laughed, his eyes turned into crescent moons: "Cicada is so happy!"
Li Yundong asked curiously: "Chan'er?"
The little fox nodded the tip of his nose with a beaming smile: "Su Chan, this is the name my master gave me."
Li Yundong asked curiously: "Your master?"
Su Chan's heart tightened, and she pretended to be innocent: "Yeah!"
Fortunately, Li Yundong did not continue to ask. He smiled and said to the little fox: "My name is Li Yundong."
The conversation between these two people could only be heard as the students who were near them in the big classroom all bared their teeth: They were in love with each other just now, and they didn’t even know their names!
Some students were inexplicably sad and angry: Why did such a top beauty fall in love with the most useless confession king in our school? How is my appearance inferior to him? How is my figure inferior to him? How is my talent inferior to him? How is my family background inferior to him? This beauty
What do you like about him? Is there still justice in this world? Is there still kingly law?
The little fox Su Chan finally achieved the first step of her goal: successfully staying with this guy.
Then she had to realize her second step: to hold on to this man tightly.
Su Chan thought in her heart: The master also said back then that if you want to capture a man's heart, you must first be obedient to him.
But, what should we do to be completely obedient? He, he didn’t make any demands. I, what should I rely on and what should I accept?
The little fox quickly thought: Oh, I'm so stupid. If he didn't mention it, wouldn't I take the initiative to ask?
So the little fox asked with a flattering smile: "Yundong, are you cold?"
"Yundong?" Su Chan shouted so hard that Li Yundong's bones almost brittle, and he looked at Su Chan with a strange expression.
The little fox looked at Li Yundong timidly: "You don't like me calling you that?"
Li Yundong glanced around, only to see the extremely contemptuous and jealous looks of boys all around him. His male vanity was greatly satisfied: "I like it!"
Su Chan smiled brightly again: "Yundong, are you cold?"
Li Yundong smiled secretly in his heart: Tiannan City is a southern city. It's the end of May now. Are you asking me if it's cold?
He replied casually: "It's not cold."
The boy sitting behind Li Yundong had a shudder. He couldn't stand Su Chan's voice that could make a man's bones weak. He muttered in his mouth: "I'm going to die from you guys!"
Su Chan naturally ignored this guy who said the grapes were sour even if he couldn't eat them. She originally thought that if Li Yundong said he was cold, she would lean over and keep him warm, but when the guy said it wasn't cold, he rolled his eyes and said,
Said: "Are you hot?"
Li Yundong was a little dumbfounded. This classroom is air-conditioned. How could it be hot? "It's not hot either."
Su Chan's mouth almost curled up, and she complained in her heart. It's neither cold nor hot. What do you want?
But Su Chan was indomitable, soft on the outside and strong on the inside, otherwise she would not have stolen the Renyuan Golden Pill despite all the difficulties. She asked again: "Then, are you hungry?"
As soon as Li Yundong said this, his stomach growled. He had been attacked by the Renyuan Golden Pill for three days. His flesh and bones had been empty for a long time. He had always had something in his heart before, so he couldn't feel hungry. Now he was
As soon as Su Chan said this, a revolution immediately broke out in her stomach.
The sound in his stomach was like a drum, and the evidence was as solid as a mountain. Li Yundong nodded honestly: "I'm very hungry!"
Su Chan was overjoyed: "Then let me buy you something to eat, okay?"
Li Yundong smiled gratefully. He was very uncomfortable with such a beautiful woman being so considerate to him, so he said rather coyly: "Okay then."
Su Chan finally found an opportunity to show her courtesy. She was overjoyed and ran out of the classroom immediately.
Li Yundong looked at her back and shouted without stopping: "Hey, I didn't give you any money!"
Su Chan ran out of the classroom, attracting countless boys who turned around along the way, and rushed out of the campus under the eyes of a crowd of fascinated sighs.
After leaving the campus, Su Chan looked around and suddenly realized that she didn't know where to buy things!
But this question obviously didn't bother her. She wrinkled her nose, smelled the smell of meat in the air, and then followed the smell and touched it.
There is indeed a vegetable market next to Tiannan University. The little fox heard about it and she found it successfully.
Although the little fox has never been to a vegetable market in the mortal world, he has never eaten pork, but he has still seen pigs running away.
She ran to the meat stall with a smile on her face, and was about to buy a few kilograms of pork, but suddenly she remembered: fish makes phlegm, and meat makes fire, this thing is irritating!
Li Yundong swallowed the Golden Pill of Human Yuan, and his body's essence, energy, and blood were extremely strong, which had exceeded the extreme that a mortal could achieve. Therefore, the fire energy in his body was naturally extremely high.
Eating meat is absolutely harmful to him but not beneficial at all.
The little fox was so preoccupied with trying to please Li Yundong that he forgot to think about the problem from the perspective of an ordinary person.
Do mortals eat raw pork?
But fortunately, Su Chan thought from the dialectical perspective of spiritual practice and finally did not buy two kilograms of raw pork. Otherwise, Li Yundong might not be able to laugh or cry looking at these two kilograms of raw pork.
Thinking of this, Su Chan wandered from the meat stall to the vegetable stall again, thinking in her heart: Since this guy can't eat anything that makes him angry, he should eat something cool to reduce the heat!
Fish makes phlegm, meat makes fire, radish and cabbage keep you safe!
Su Chan looked at the vegetable stall and chose a plump carrot, and then wanted to choose a handful of cabbage, but after thinking about it, she finally thought: She doesn't eat raw cabbage, and this guy probably won't eat it raw.
From cabbage, right?
So Su Chan put down the cabbage in her hand again, looked around, and picked a long and thick cucumber. She secretly thought proudly of what was said in the Dietary Therapy Sutra: Cucumber is cool in nature and sweet in taste. It can produce fluid, quench thirst, and relieve troubles.
Relieve the heat!
It can fill your stomach, reduce internal heat, and can be eaten raw!
Ha, I'm so smart!
The little fox was so proud in his heart that he almost shook his head and his tail.
The owner of the vegetable stall was a middle-aged aunt with a sinister face. She was looking at the little fox with wide eyes and exclaimed in her heart: My dear, how come you have such a beautiful girl! She is so charming! If that man finds her, she won't be beaten.
Did she squeeze it dry?
When she saw the men around her seeing Su Chan, they were like cats smelling the smell of fish. Their saliva flowed and they wanted to swallow the little fox into their stomachs.
Humph! What a fox!
The vegetable stall owner snorted coldly and turned around to see that his wife was doing the same thing!
She suddenly became furious, stretched out her hand and grabbed her husband's ears, and said, "Do you want me to call him home so that you can take a good look?"
This uncle was obviously a strict wife, and he suddenly smiled apologetically, not daring to look at her anymore, but looking at her from the corner of his eyes from time to time.
The aunt selling vegetables muttered something about mulberry and locust tree. She watched Su Chan pick a carrot, then a cucumber, and then moved away. She was angry and secretly felt that something was wrong, but
Su Chan's beautiful appearance still made her unable to react after thinking about it.
When Su Chan walked away, the aunt remembered something, slapped her thigh hard, and yelled: "This little slut, you damn vixen, didn't even give you any money!"
After Su Chan left, Li Yundong sat on his seat, his head filled with Su Chan's smiles. It was obvious that this little fox had taken away his soul.
It wasn't until someone poked him behind him that he woke up from his fantasy: "Ah, what?"
The teacher standing on the podium said with a dark face: "Classmate Li Yundong, please come up and repeat what I just said."
Li Yundong walked to the podium bravely and was speechless. He was in a state of mind just now, and his mind was filled with little foxes. How could he say a word?
The teacher who taught the history of ancient Chinese literature was a bald middle-aged man. Seeing that Li Yundong was speechless, he immediately became angry and used an old master's face to lecture Li Yundong until he couldn't hold his head up.
Just when the Chinese teacher finished his work and was about to let Li Yundong go back, Su Chan rushed into the classroom.
Li Yundong watched Su Chan rush in, and as soon as he saw him, his eyes lit up and he rushed to the podium. He secretly felt that something was not good.
But before she could speak, Su Chan proudly raised her left hand as if asking for credit, and said in a crisp voice like a silver bell: "I bought you a carrot and washed it for you!
Eat it quickly!"
As he said this, he couldn't help but put the carrot into Li Yundong's hand.
The Chinese teacher was furious, his face gloomy, and the temperature around him immediately dropped sharply.
The students in the classroom were all stunned.
The sweat on Li Yundong's back immediately started to fall down. The corners of his eyes twitched and he kept winking at Su Chan.
Su Chan blinked her eyes, looked past Li Yundong, saw the bald Chinese teacher, smiled at him, said hello, and then said to Li Yundong: "Eat, why don't you eat? Do you not like eating?"
"It doesn't matter, I still have it here!" After saying that, Su Chan raised her right hand again and said something groundbreaking that will go down in the history of Tiannan University.
"You've been...well, maybe you've been very angry...so, I bought a cucumber to calm your anger!"
As he said that, the little fox proudly raised a thick and big... cucumber in his right hand!
At this moment, the classroom was completely silent.