Li Yundong's expression is really wonderful. He couldn't face the collapsed teacher and classmates, and pulled the little fox and ran away like his butt was on fire. ≥≧
Before the little fox could figure out the situation, he was pulled by Li Yundong and asked in confusion: "What's wrong?"
Li Yundong only took the little fox and ran out of the classroom for two steps, and then he heard a burst of earth-shattering laughter in the classroom.
This laughter made Li Yundong's cheeks burn. There was a crack in the ground, and he wanted to get in right away.
Come on, don’t take this lesson, don’t embarrass yourself here!
Li Yundong stamped his feet, pulled the little fox, and ran home during class time.
Along the way, Li Yundong pulled the little fox and ran wildly. No matter how stupid the little fox was, he still felt that it was wrong. When the two people entered the door, the little fox lowered his head, glanced at Li Yundong timidly, and asked weakly:
"Did I say something wrong?"
Li Yundong was about to cry but had no tears: "What do you think?"
The little fox pouted, with a look of grievance on his face: "I'm not wrong... cucumber is cool in nature and sweet in taste, so it can reduce internal heat!"
Li Yundong went crazy. He snatched the cucumber that the little fox had been holding in his hand and cursed loudly: "Send fire, I'm going to give you a fire as big as you! Believe it or not, I'll stab you to death with a cucumber!"
The little fox was frightened by Li Yundong, and raised his head to look at him with tears streaming down his face, but then quickly lowered his head, tears falling down, and he couldn't help but say in his heart: Master said it is true.
That's right, the people at the foot of this mountain are so vicious that they shout and kill at every turn. This guy is especially hateful. Hmm, wait until I trick you into successfully building the foundation. Let's see if I don't squeeze you to the core!
The little fox was cruel at heart, but had a look of pity on his face. Li Yundong's heart suddenly softened.
"Okay, okay, don't cry. If you cry again, you will turn into a little cat!" Li Yundong said a very cliché saying and wanted to reach out to help the little fox wipe away his tears, but the little fox's beautiful but pitiful appearance
His heart trembled, and he raised his hand, but it stopped in the air.
The little fox noticed that Li Yundong's anger had subsided, and boldly raised his head: "Don't you blame me?"
Li Yundong twitched the corner of his mouth and forced a smile: "No wonder!"
I really don’t know where this little girl came from, how could she be so naive?
Where can I find a girl like this these days? She is a national treasure!
From her tone, it sounds like she comes from the mountains? A country girl?
Gee, where is the country girl so beautiful?
Li Yundong had random thoughts in his head.
But after thinking about it over and over again, he couldn't help but think of something that bothered him.
Li Yundong sighed and walked around the living room holding his head and scratching his head: "Oh, what's wrong with this? How can I go to class tomorrow? If I go to class tomorrow, I won't be laughed to death?"
The little fox raised his head, wrinkled his nose, waved his fist, and pretended to be fierce: "Who dares to laugh at you? I'll beat him for you!"
Li Yundong looked Su Chan up and down. Although this little girl was not short, she had a waist and hips and slender limbs. She looked like a girl who had no strength to restrain a chicken.
He laughed loudly: "You?"
Su Chan is also a three-tailed demon fox after all, and her magic power is equivalent to the magical realm in the realm of cultivation. Although she is inferior to the masters of various sects who are hiding in the mortal world, she is still better than ordinary people.
An incredibly powerful existence.
Upon hearing Li Yundong's tone of voice that he looked down on himself so much, Su Chan said angrily: "You look down on me?"
Li Yundong was really a little angry when he saw this girl. He suppressed a smile: "Of course not, you can scare a lot of people just by buying a cucumber. You didn't notice that you came in and all the teachers and students in our class were frightened by you."
? How could anyone dare to mess with you?"
Su Chan was so angry that she snatched the cucumber from Li Yundong's hand and stabbed it at Li Yundong: "I'll stab you to death, then you say it again!"
Li Yundong laughed loudly, turned around and ran away. Su Chan chased after him relentlessly. The two were fighting and making trouble. Li Yundong was chased into the bedroom and hid at the foot of the bed. He shook his hands and laughed loudly: "Hero, spare your life, hero, spare your life."
I know I was wrong, little one.”
Su Chan bit her lip and stabbed Li Yundong with a cucumber. With this stab, the cucumber broke into two pieces with a snap.
Li Yundong had quick eyes and quick hands. He took the broken piece of cucumber in his hand and stabbed it towards Su Chan with a smile: "Hey, are you stupid? Is it broken? I will let you stab me again!"
Su Chan was poked twice in the waist by Li Yundong, which was where she was most ticklish. She immediately giggled and fought back while laughing: "Wow, you still dare to fight back! I'll do justice to the heroine today!"
The little fox was naughty by nature, and she couldn't hold back when she got into trouble with Li Yundong. When Li Yundong's cucumber hit the softest part of her chest, she screamed, reacted, hugged her chest and stared at Li Yundong without saying a word.
Li Yundong also realized that he had made a mistake, and laughed sarcastically. He didn't know what to say at this time, and he and Su Chan stared at each other for a while.
Li Yundong secretly regretted it: he was so frivolous towards Meng Lang, and it would be very bad if he scared away this charming little beauty.
The little fox thought to himself, why was he playing around with this guy so much and still feeling a little happy? And the way he looked at this guy now was not as hateful as before?
No, this guy has taken the Renyuan Golden Pill, and his yang energy is very strong. If he is attracted by my yin energy and starts to fall in love with me before he even builds the foundation, what should I do?
Then wouldn’t my plan be ruined?
No, you should stay away from him in the future and wait until he succeeds in his practice.
Thinking of this, the smile on Su Chan's face gradually faded. She thought for a while, put down the cucumber in her hand, and said: "I, I have nowhere to go, but you can't bully me like this..."
This sentence made Li Yundong feel pity. When he looked at Su Chan, his eyes became softer and warmer. He stood up, coughed dryly, and said without saying anything: "Are you hungry?"
After saying this, Su Chan's stomach began to growl.
The little fox's cheeks turned red, and he nodded his head, but said in his heart: Nonsense, I've been guarding you for three days, are you not hungry? I didn't even have time to eat, so I just wanted to buy you something to please you, but I didn't expect it.
You still don’t appreciate it! I’m so angry!
Li Yundong smiled and said: "Are you hungry? It's okay. I happen to be hungry too. I'll get something to eat!"
The little fox was very surprised: "You can also cook?"
Li Yundong's parents divorced when he was young. Although he has a lazy personality, due to the need to make a living, he still developed good cooking skills. He rolled up his sleeves proudly: "Huh, let me show you my skills!"
With that said, he left the bedroom, walked to the kitchen, opened the refrigerator, and was stunned.
The inside of the refrigerator was in a mess, like a raging cloud, and almost all the edible things had been swept away, even a bottle of fermented bean curd!
"My house has a thief?!" Such a thought flashed subconsciously in Li Yundong's mind.
When the little fox saw Li Yundong opening the refrigerator, he froze there. He suddenly remembered that he had finished eating everything in it. His face suddenly felt hot, and he looked sly. He moved over inch by inch on his toes, and hummed like a mosquito: "
Yes, I ate it..."
Li Yundong took a deep breath of air-conditioning and subconsciously wanted to say: "Are you starving to death and reincarnated? There are two Orleans roast chickens, three bottles of coconut milk, a bag of cakes, four bags of bread, three boxes of jelly, half a watermelon, and a bottle of fermented bean curd.
, have you finished eating? Didn’t you feel exhausted?"
But Li Yundong looked at the pitiful look of the little fox, and still held back and sighed: "It's hard for a clever woman to make a meal without rice. There is no food in the house. No matter how good I am, I can't make anything! Let's go,
Go out and buy groceries!”
Seeing that he had no intention of pursuing the matter, the little fox nodded quickly and followed Li Yundong step by step.
Li Yundong looked back at her and asked strangely: "Aren't you waiting for me at home?"
The little fox shook his head like a rattle, grabbed the corner of Li Yundong's clothes with his hands, as if he was afraid of being dumped by Li Yundong, and said pitifully: "I'll go with you."
Li Yundong looked at her like this and smiled: "Okay, but don't act like this, as if I have done something to you."
The little fox felt relieved and raised his head with a sweet smile on his face.
The two of them walked out and arrived at the vegetable market next to them in about seven or eight minutes.
As soon as he entered the vegetable market, Li Yundong saw an aunt selling vegetables coming toward him menacingly.
"You little vixen and slutty bitch, you owe me money and you dare to come back with a pretty boy?" Before she even got close, the vegetable seller started to curse loudly.
Seeing her acting like a shrew, Li Yundong frowned and stood calmly in front of the little fox: "What's the matter? Can't you talk properly?"
The vegetable stall owner pointed at Su Chan and said, "She bought my vegetables just now and ran away without giving me any money! This little ** doesn't learn well at a young age. What can you do in the future?"
Li Yundong was secretly angry and glared at the vegetable stall owner: "I'll pay you how much."
The vegetable stall owner saw that although Li Yundong didn't look amazing, his eyes were bright and scary. His glance was like a sharp knife, which made her tremble in her heart and she didn't dare to look at him.
She originally wanted to calm things down, after all, only by doing business harmoniously can you make money, but when she saw the pitiful look of the little fox hiding behind Li Yundong, and the men around her drooling at her, she couldn't help but get angry again.
Don't hit any place.
The vegetable stall owner suddenly remembered that when he was pregnant, his man had cheated on him because of the seduction of a flirtatious fox. If he hadn't been worried about the child in his belly, he would have divorced immediately.
Although it has been a long time since this incident, the vegetable stall owner can still remember that he has a bad temper when he sees a beautiful woman.
When she heard that Li Yundong was willing to pay, she rolled her eyes, spread her palms, and said, "One hundred yuan!"
Li Yundong laughed angrily: "It costs a hundred yuan to buy a cucumber and a carrot? Is your cucumber inlaid with gold? Or is your carrot inlaid with silver?"
The vegetable stall owner's eyes bulged: "What? What she did just now was stealing, and she will be fined ten times!"
Li Yundong said angrily: "One penalty of ten is not a hundred! Do you need ten yuan for a carrot or a cucumber? What kind of black shop are you running?"
The vegetable stall owner saw more and more people around her, and she was secretly afraid. But soon her son rushed up aggressively, holding a sharp vegetable cutting knife in his hand, and said in a vicious voice: "Mom, who is causing trouble?"