At the gate of a tall gate in Jiaxian County, under the sun, a carefree figure was walking towards here. He stood at the gate and laughed arrogantly three times, then shook a few locks of hair in front of his forehead, pretending to be as confident as a beast.
The expression on his face, the corners of his mouth raised, with an evil smile, scared the little girls next to him to scream.
Yes, yes! I haven’t shown up for two months, but when I show up, I’m still so excited and it still causes a commotion!
This is our protagonist, named Luo Lei. He opened his mouth wide open and shouted with his unique broken gong voice: "Wahaha, I am Hu Hansan... No, I, Luo Dailei, are back..."
Such an animal-like roar naturally caused more than one puddle of vomiting. Everyone stopped to watch, but most of them were looking at him with disdain.
Che... Luo Lei made a gesture toward the sun above his head that insulted all mankind - raised his middle finger, ignored the eyes of those vulgar people, and strode forward!
"Chiliu... unexpected! Paji..."
Unfortunately, he fell like a turtle and fell on all fours, but being able to shout the word "accident" when his body lost balance is really not something ordinary people can do!
The crowd burst into laughter.
"Nima, who is so unethical, throwing banana peels at the school gate!" Luo Lei jumped up from the ground, pointed at the "culprit" on the ground and cursed: "You'd better stay silent, if you let me know you
Who is the owner? The man cut off his penis and drank it with wine, while the woman pulled her into my domineering little black room and fucked her again and again, and then she fucked her back..."
A sharp look made Luo Lei close his mouth, which was respectfully called "Sweet Mouth" by many female classmates.
The owner of the gaze is a girl, a beautiful girl.
There are only a few people in the entire Jiaxian High School who can shut up Luo Lei with just one look, including the cold beauty Li Qihan in front of him.
Li Qihan is recognized as the school beauty. Her height of 1.72 meters puts many underdeveloped boys to shame. Her stunningly pretty face drives all the male animals crazy. Everyone thinks they can be with her.
To say that I am proud of it, Luo Lei is one of them.
Her hair is about to leak out. Li Qihan is even prettier after not seeing her for two months. She has long waterfall-like hair draped over her shoulders and a cute hairpin on her head. She has an oval-shaped face and snow-white skin that can be broken by a blow.
, a pair of big eyes that are lively and lively, a slightly tilted nose, and a small red cherry mouth, which makes people want to come up and kiss her. Gradually, the chin, the snow-white neck like a swan, the high chest, the small
How can one grow so shockingly old? Not only Luo Lei, but all male animals are thinking about this question. The most attractive thing about his slender waist and perky butt is those two straight long legs. Luo Lei has thought about it more than once,
If he could touch it, he would be willing to live ten years shorter.
Li Qihan is not only beautiful, but her grades are also among the best in this grade. However, she has a cold expression all day long, which makes people feel that she is thousands of miles away. In addition, she was born into an official family, which makes 90%
Male animals over nine are kept at a distance.
Of course, Luo Lei is not among the 99%. It’s not that he has as much capital as Li Qihan. To quote a classic he once said: Girls, especially beautiful girls, should be surrounded by flies.
, Otherwise, how would others know that this place is fragrant? I am willing to be that brave fly!
I don’t know whether it’s fortunate or unfortunate that I’ve been a classmate with Li Qihan for more than two years. This brave fly didn’t say more than three sentences to her, and the last time it caused serious consequences, it directly caused two of him.
Yue couldn't come to class!
Luo Lei shook his head, he really didn't want to think about that.
"What are you looking at? I've never seen a beautiful woman, or a handsome guy stepping on a banana peel!" Luo Lei said to the students who were whispering, "You all go back to the classroom, otherwise the teacher will mark you as late!"
Just now, Li Qihan glanced at Luo Lei coldly, all because of what he said about "a domineering little dark room". In her opinion, students should honestly focus on their studies instead of swearing.
When Luo Lei turned around, Li Qihan had already walked through the door and was far away from the teaching building.
"That classmate Li, wait for me... I want to treat you to a movie, the latest version of the love action movie from the island country. How about it?" Luo Lei shouted shamelessly and chased after him with two legs.
"Chiliu...another accident! Paji..."
Unfortunately, there were two banana peels at the gate, and he stepped on both of them without leaving one behind.
"Hahahaha...hahaha..."
Everyone was laughing, and many people were holding their stomachs, and some were even wiping their tears. Of course, they were not feeling sorry for Luo Lei!
"You're a b*tch!"
Even though Luo Lei was extremely thick-skinned, he felt that he dared to disappear quickly. Woo hoo, my perfect appearance was ruined by two banana peels. I hate bananas, and I hate Banana’s whole family!
At this time, a gangster with a smug look on his face appeared at the school gate. He was holding a beautiful female middle school student of seventeen or eighteen years old in his arms. She was wearing heavy makeup. At first glance, she was not a serious girl.
"I mean, Xiaohui, that guy is your first love? That's too embarrassing!" the gangster said in a frivolous tone.
The girl quickly said coquettishly: "That happened three years ago. He was young and ignorant at that time. Besides, I don't admit that he was my first love. He chased me for three months and he didn't even let him hold my hand."
Oh! After I met you, Brother Feng, I stopped paying attention to him. He was so decadent that he fell from the first place in age to the last place. He is simply a waste!"
"That's right, otherwise, how could I be the one who inflated your breasts?" The gangster had a yinous smile on his face, and reached out to pinch the girl's breasts hard.
"I hate it~" the girl continued to act coquettishly.
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"Hey, Miss Li walked too fast!" Luo Lei chased all the way, but failed to catch up with Li Qihan, which disappointed him.
In fact, another reason why he quickly left the gate just now was that he saw his first love, Meng Xiaohui, out of the corner of his eye, which was a scar in his heart.
Two months ago, every time Luo Lei saw Meng Xiaohui, he would feel disappointed for no reason. The scene when the two were together three years ago could not help but appear in his mind. It was different now. Instead of feeling lost, he was aroused.
The fighting spirit in my chest!
Isn't she just a small class beauty? Isn't she just finding a gangster's son as her boyfriend? What's so great about it? If I want to chase her, I have to chase the school beauty Li Qihan. You'll be so angry!
As I continued walking forward, I suddenly felt I bumped into someone. He didn't even raise his head and said, "I'm sorry!"
"Hey, isn't this the big loser of Lorrero!" came a very annoying voice.
Without looking, Luo Lei already knew who the owner of the voice was. The monitor of Class 8, Grade 3, was named Fan Tong, whom he privately called his loser.
Fan Tong relied on his father to be the dean of the school and his uncle to be the principal here. He was usually very arrogant and liked to bully classmates with poor academic performance. Luo Lei, a guy who finished second in the exam every time, was naturally bullied.
List.
Fan Tong blocked his way with his hands behind his back.
"A good dog doesn't stand in the way!" Luo Lei said coldly.
Fan Tong was slightly startled. Although Luo Lei had always been a carefree guy, he never dared to contradict him. Now that this kid has grown up, is he still itchy? He said with a sinister smile: "Hey, I haven't seen you for two months, Luo is a loser.
You have the guts! Boy, don’t forget who beat you so that you didn’t dare to come to class for two months, I don’t mind beating you back again!”
The corner of Luo Lei's mouth twitched, and he couldn't help but think of the incident two months ago, and the original coldness in his eyes was gradually replaced by another look.
Fan Tong's heart trembled, and Luo Lei looked at him with an almost murderous look. He suppressed the desire to tremble in his legs and said in a slightly stuttering tone: "What do you want to do...I'm warning you, this place is...
School, if you don’t want to be expelled, just be more honest..."
Fan Tong was emboldening himself. He deliberately puffed out his chest and wanted to overwhelm Luo Lei with his height. In fact, he was only one centimeter taller than Luo Lei.
Luo Lei frowned. He had a strong will and a strong will. He would have to hang out here in the next few months. Besides, although Fan Tong led others to do that, he was not the real mastermind behind the incident.
, there is no need to worry too much with an errand boy. If you want to deal with it, deal with the person behind the scenes first, and then deal with the small fish and shrimp later!
"Hmph, there are so many people who want to expel me, and you are nothing!" Luo Lei withdrew his murderous gaze and said, "Get out of the way, I want to go to the classroom!"
"You're a smart kid!" Seeing that Luo Lei's tone had softened a lot, Fan Tong quickly got off the slope and turned towards the classroom.
Luo Lei took his time and waited for the bell to ring before he stepped into the classroom. The empty seat in the corner of the last row was his. With such a prime position, he didn't have to worry about not coming to class for two months.
Others occupy it.
"Leizi is back!" Pang Kuan, who was at the same table, shouted happily.
"Well, I'm back, Fatty!" Luo Lei nodded towards Fatty, took out a paper towel and wiped the thick dust on the bench, then sat down.
Fatty is Luo Lei's only friend in the class. His name is Pang Kuan. He has been arguing all day long that he and the county party committee secretary are from the same Pang family. Luo Lei has insulted him more than once, saying that if the county party committee secretary knew that he had a family like him,
, he will definitely shout "I have no face to face Mr. Jiangdong" and then resign.
As for why Luo Lei hurt Fatty like this and yet became good friends with Fatty, the reason is very simple. Fatty is the last one every time, and no one can surpass him.
I remember one time, Luo Lei really didn't want to be the second from the bottom anymore, but he knew that he definitely didn't have the ability to be the third from the bottom in the exam, so he simply thought, I don't take a test paper, and I can't be the third from the bottom.
It’s okay to be the last one, but it’s time to change the taste.
But the result disappointed him greatly. In order to keep his position as the last one, Fatty simply submitted blank papers in two subjects. He also "threatened" Luo Lei and told Luo Lei not to play tricks on me. Even if you failed to submit all the papers, you are still no match for me!
Why?
The fat man said a reason that made Luo Lei just want to vomit blood: You turned in all the papers for nothing, and the total score is zero. I just won't write my name on the test paper. That means there is no grade at all. No matter how bastard you are, a zero score is better than nothing at all.
Get better grades!
The first class was Chinese. The teacher was a skinny old man with a wrinkled face. Less than five minutes into the lecture on ancient poetry, Luo Lei already lay down. In his own words, he was teasing Duke Zhou’s daughter!
The fat man gave him a thumbs up and whispered: "I haven't seen you for two months, and my buddy's sleeping speed has broken the record again. Last time it was five minutes and thirty seconds, and this time it was four minutes and nine seconds. It's really powerful."
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Luo Lei was drooling and whistling and snoring. The old man on the podium glanced at him with a malicious look and said: "Some students are really hopeless. They don't show up for several months and fall asleep as soon as they come back."
Dajue, you scum!"
Everyone looked back, and the fat man quickly moved to the side, making an expression like "I don't know him, and I don't want to be with him."
Luo Lei really didn't tease Zhou Gong's daughter in his dream. In the dream, he and a beautiful girl in ancient costume were playing in a stream. The two splashed water on each other. After a while, the clothes of the beautiful girl in ancient costume were wet.
It sticks tightly to the body, revealing the extremely graceful figure.
At this time, a gust of black wind suddenly blew up, and a man with a ferocious face struck with a fierce palm. Luo Lei couldn't avoid it, and when he was about to be hit and killed, a beautiful woman in ancient costume rushed over to block him!
"Bang...puff..." The beauty was hit in the palm, spurting out a mouthful of blood, and then fell softly into his arms. The man with a ferocious face succeeded in the attack and flew away with a big smile.
"Sister Bing!" Luo Lei shouted and stood up.
Quiet, surprisingly quiet, dozens of strange looks and an angry look were directed at him at the same time. Only then did he realize that he was in the classroom, and it seemed that the voice he spoke just now was a bit loud.
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