In fact, Luo Lei has been having the same dream for several days, and at least 60% of the scenes in the dream are real things that happened. He has lived with the beautiful woman in costume in his dream for nearly two months.
That’s the two months I didn’t come to class.
The skinny Chinese teacher's name is Fang Yimiao. It is said that he is a retired professor from a certain university, specializing in ancient literature. He was later hired by a high school in Jiaxian County with a "heavy sum of money". There is no way, in the past few years, there are questions about ancient Chinese and Chinese literature in the college entrance examination.
The increasing content of ancient poems attracted the attention of the school.
"I really don't understand. Jiaxian No. 1 High School is also a provincial key high school. How can there be such unbearable students?" Fang Yimiao glared at Luo Lei and said. What he dislikes most are students who don't listen carefully in class.
What is particularly intolerable is those who do not learn but still influence others.
It was obvious that Luo Lei was classified as a scumbag by him.
Luo Lei shrugged. He also felt very strange about why he was admitted to the first-rate high school. With his grades in the third grade of junior high school at that time, it was already good to be admitted to a third-rate high school. But for such a guy, during the high school entrance examination
He actually performed exceptionally well and was admitted to a high school with top scores.
Ever since he entered the first grade of high school, he has become the "worry" of all the faculty and staff. From the first time he entered here, I don't know how many people have been trying to expel him for various reasons!
It's a pity that none of these people succeeded. Luo Lei usually idles around and does things that violate school rules, but he has never been caught. He has never done such eye-catching things as being late, leaving early and skipping classes.
People summarized and summarized, and came to a conclusion: apart from poor grades, this student really couldn't find any other shortcomings.
You can't just expel someone because of poor grades. Isn't that completely different from the slogan of "education first" that the school shouts all day long?
Legend has it that when the old school resigned for a long time, he once told the new school with tears in his eyes: Luo Lei was the most difficult student I have ever seen. He worked in education all his life and chased away many scum, but at the end of his life he died.
If you can't defeat such a top player, the task of expelling him from this school will be left to you. Young people, you must remember that there is a long way to go!
Luo Lei wanted to apologize to his classmates and teachers, but after hearing the old man's contemptuous words, he suddenly became angry and shouted: "Old guy, what did you say?"
"boom……"
These words were like a bombshell, exploding in the classroom of Class 8, Grade 3. Who among the students here didn’t know that Fang Yimiao was an old scholar who was very face-conscious. Even the principal always respected him, but Luo Lei actually
Dare you speak to him in such a tone.
The "Sister Bing" voice just now surprised everyone for a while, and many people hadn't had time to digest it. Then it came again, and everyone looked at him.
Li Qihan couldn't help but turn her head. Looking at him with a cynical expression, class monitor Fan Tong even sneered, "Xindao boy, if you mess with anyone, you have to mess with the Chinese teacher. You're done for this time!"
"Boy, you don't know how to respect teachers. Okay, I'm going to find the principal now!" Fang Yimiao angrily threw the book on the podium, pointed at Luo Lei with a trembling finger and said, "I want the principal to fire you.
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"Of course I understand the principle of respecting teachers!" Luo Lei folded his hands on his chest and said calmly: "But don't forget, there is also a saying that teachers and students are equal, you don't respect me
, why should I respect you? Even if there is a mistake, it was you who made the mistake first, why should the principal expel me?"
Fang Yimiao did not expect Luo Lei to quibble, and said angrily: "When did I disrespect you? As your teacher, what happened to what I said to you? Which sentence did I say wrong?"
"Report to the teacher!" The fat man raised his hand, then stood up and said, "Teacher Fang, have you forgotten that you once used the word 'scum' to describe classmate Luo Lei before? Although you didn't mention him by name at the time, everyone knew it.
Are you mirroring him? As a glorious people's teacher, do you have the right to use such words to describe your students? If we are all good children and smart children, do we still need you to teach? Is it quality education?
Isn’t it your responsibility as a teacher?”
The fat man's call left Fang Yimiao speechless. Luo Lei gave a thumbs up and whispered: "Brother, you are so loyal!"
The fat man smiled at him and sat down.
Fang Yimiao was so angry that one Buddha was born and two Buddhas ascended to heaven. Of course he knew who the two guys who were contradicting him were. One was the first in the class, and the other was the second to last. If he were a student with good grades,
Maybe he could really forgive such a confrontation generously, but how could he be willing to accept these coming from the mouths of two of the worst students?
"Okay, I admit that I shouldn't use such words to disparage you!" Fang Yimiao gritted his teeth and said, "But you ignored classroom discipline and not only slept but also affected other students. How can you settle the score?"
The person who was most gloating about the misfortune was none other than squad leader Fan Tong. He was leaning on the desk with his legs crossed, as if he had seen Luo Lei being expelled with his schoolbag on his back.
Luo Lei shrugged and said with a smile: "It is indeed my fault that it affects the students in class. I really want to apply for the corresponding punishment myself, but it seems that the Ministry of Education strictly enforces corporal punishment on students. Besides, you are so old.
, if you start with me, of course I won’t fight back, I’ll just slap you and be careful to avoid it! Otherwise, you always ask me a few questions to test me. If I can answer them, what happened just now will be wiped out. If I
If you lose, how about asking yourself to run around the playground ten times?"
"Twenty circles!" Fang Yimiao stretched out two fingers.
"Deal!" Luo Lei readily agreed.
The fat man tugged at the corner of his clothes from below and said, "Leizi, you are crazy. Twenty laps is eight thousand meters. Can you bear it?"
The playground at Yigao is a standard 400-meter playground. After twenty laps, it is not 8,000 meters. You must know that two months ago, Luo Lei could only run three laps. When he stopped, he had to breathe for a long time to recover. Every time
The first time he took a one-kilometer test in physical education class, he always came last.
In the words of a fat man, I won’t compete with you for the last place in this event. I passed in 3 minutes and 40 seconds. It’s already 5 minutes. You are still more than 100 meters away from the finish line. You can run 3 minutes with a figure like my brother’s.
With a good result of 38 seconds, I really don’t have the shame to join you.
The smile on Fang Yimiao's face was so vulgar, thinking that you, a student with the lowest grades, actually asked me to give you a test. I have studied ancient literature for decades, and randomly picked up an ancient prose or ancient poem as a topic.
You kid should be dumbfounded and wait until you run eight thousand meters to see if you dare to contradict me in the future!
The fat man couldn't help but began to pray for Luo Lei in his heart. He was also a naughty student in the eyes of the teacher, but whenever he went to the Chinese Language School, he always pretended to be a good boy. Everyone knew that this old man
You can't afford to be pedantic.
"Brother, when you are running around in a circle later, I will bring you some water!" the fat man said very loyally.
"Go and have fun!" Luo Lei didn't appreciate it at all. He rolled his eyes at the fat man and said, "Are you so sure that I will lose?"
The fat man spread his hands and made a certain expression. He almost made Luo Lei angry to death. How dare he look down on me, Luo Dailei, just wait and see.
Fang Yimiao had a joking expression on his face and asked with a smile: "Classmate Luo Lei, are you ready?"
"Ah? I thought it had already started!" Luo Lei said with a smile.
Fang Yimiao glared and said: "You are so arrogant! Considering that your academic performance is not very good, I will not give you too difficult test questions, so that others will not say that I bully you!"
"All ears!" Luo Lei still acted like a fool.
"Then let's talk about the poem. I'll write the first sentence, and you will write the next sentence!" Fang Yimiao raised his head and shook his head and said, "When will the moon come in the blue sky? I'll stop drinking and ask now, and I'll talk about the next sentence!"
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Everyone in the class frowned, which showed how difficult it was. Except for Li Qihan, she smiled and she could memorize this poem before she was ten years old.
Li Qihan couldn't help but glance at Luo Lei, thinking that he might not be able to recite the following content. This poem was too unfamiliar for high school students, but she immediately knew that she was wrong.
"People cannot reach the bright moon, but the moon travels with people." Luo Lei picked up the next sentence without thinking, and also revealed the source of this poem: "Li Bai's "Wine to Ask the Moon", both the top and bottom
8 sentences and 112 words. If Teacher Fang is interested, I can also read out the following six sentences!"
Fang Yimiao's face changed color slightly and said: "No need, let's start the next question! Listen up, the mountains are covered with red flowers, and the spring water of the Shu River beats the mountain streams."
A group of classmates still started whispering to each other in low voices. None of them had heard of this poem, except Li Qihan, but she also took a breath of air. Compared with the poem by Li Bai just now, this one was even more unfamiliar.
"The bonus fades easily like a bright mood, and the endless flow of water resembles deep sorrow. Liu Yuxi's "Bamboo Branch Poems"!" Luo Lei answered quickly.
The students were surprised. Many of them were interested in ancient poetry, but they did not know anything about these two poems.
If I say that I was fooled the first time, what about the second song? Is it just good luck?
Fang Yimiao's face turned ugly. He didn't expect this poor student to be able to get two poems right in succession. He took a deep breath and said, "If you get the last one right, you win! Listen up,
Ask what love is in this world, and teach us the promise of life and death..."
"Plop..." Several classmates fell to the ground together. Such a classic sentence could be said from the mouth of an old scholar. It was really thunderous!
The first two sentences of this poem are familiar to everyone, but not many can describe the content that follows.
Luo Lei smiled slightly and said: "This poem is "Moyuer - Yanqiu Ci" written by Jin Renyuan Haowen. The whole poem is not complicated in writing, but the writing is versatile and changes, using facts to answer what is the most important thing.
Love, the philosophy of life lies beyond light understanding. The content is as follows, asking what love is in the world, and directly teaching the promise of life and death.
Traveling from all over the world, Lao Wing has been through the cold and heat several times.
Pleasure is fun, parting is painful, and there are even more idiotic children in it.
You should say something, the clouds are thousands of miles away, the snow is falling on thousands of mountains, only the shadow is going to whom.
On Hengfen Road, the flutes and drums were played in the lonely days, and the desolate smoke was still plain and clear.
How come the souls are summoned by Chu, and the mountain ghosts secretly cry in the wind and rain.
Heaven is jealous, and if you don't believe it, all the birds and swallows will be reduced to dust.
For thousands of years, in order to entertain the poets, they have been singing and drinking wildly, visiting Yanqiu."
"Pah pah pah...wow..."
The fat man took the lead in applauding, and the students responded involuntarily, and warm applause followed.
Fang Yimiao's face was livid, and he could only say angrily: "This classmate, please sit down! But I still want to tell you, this is a classroom, please pay attention and don't affect other people."
Luo Lei's face was filled with joy after victory. The fat man gave him a thumbs up again. He didn't notice that two completely different looks were shot at him. One was from squad leader Fan Tong, and the other was full of interest.
That kind comes from the great beauty Li Qihan.
ps: Luo Lei very rudely revealed to everyone that a beautiful woman will appear in the next chapter, please watch it, wow haha! The new book has just opened, but it is lacking in popularity. I hope all readers will work hard to support it. Thank you Xiao Lei.