Zhao Laowai curled his lips and said dissatisfied: "Go, go, what do you know about you? Let me tell you, don't make me angry, otherwise I won't care about you if something happens to you in the future.****"
The boss smiled and said: "Okay, okay, I won't say anything anymore. Just drink it slowly."
Zhao Laowai said: "This bird has different opinions. I saved him in vain." As he said that, he poured himself a glass, then took a big sip, and then said to himself: "It's still wine.
OK."
Li Chenjue realized that, in fact, knowing everything clearly might not be a good thing. Sometimes it is better for people to be a little confused. At least he felt comfortable in his heart. It was also because of this that he began to have a resistance to cultivating Taoism and refining Qi.
Zhao Laowai was intoxicated and drank two sips of wine alone. Then he remembered Li Chen and asked: "Come on, come on, have a drink too. Let me tell you, this wine was brewed in the 1980s. It's Lao Chun."
It’s a hundred times stronger than the current wines that are directly blended with alcohol.”
Li Chen felt a little faint when he smelled the wine. He couldn't bear to drink it, so he hurriedly said: "I can't drink this wine. Uncle, you'd better drink it by yourself. I'll just talk to you."
In fact, Zhao Laowai just wants to give in. For a person like him, who regards wine as his life, how can he really be given a drink?
"It's your loss if you don't drink it. If you drink one bottle of this kind of wine, you'll lose one bottle." After saying this, Zhao Laowai took another big sip.
After drinking, he said to Li Chen: "Don't look at my current appearance, which is quite disgusting. In fact, I was very handsome when I was young. The girls' mouths drooled when they saw me. It's true.
, If you don’t believe me, just ask around, all the old people from all over the country know about this.”
Li Chen just took a bite of the food and almost spit out his mouth when he heard what he said. No wonder the boss said you could blow, but you really can.
Zhao Laowai saw Li Chen's look and said nonchalantly: "I know you don't believe it, but it doesn't matter. I've long been used to it."
Li Chenjue thought that although Zhao Laowai spoke a bit mysteriously, he did not look like a person who told lies, so he asked: "So uncle, your face was caused by the day after tomorrow?"
Zhao Laowai took a sip of wine and said, "No, otherwise we would be full of children and grandchildren by now."
Li Chen asked: "Are you alone now?"
Zhao Laowai sighed and said: "Yes, with my appearance, who dares to marry me? I have been alone for so many years."
Li Chen asked: "Then what do you rely on for a living?"
Zhao Laowai said: "I am now working as a ranger on the south mountain of Ning'an Cemetery. Although my income is not much, it is quite stable and I have a place to live."
Li Chen asked curiously: "Uncle, I want to know how your face became like this."
Zhao Laowai said: "That's all because I was too competitive when I was young." After saying that, he stopped drinking, as if he was thinking about the past.
Li Chen said: "Can you tell me what's going on?"
After he asked this question, Zhao Laowai realized it and said, "Okay, I'll tell you."
He picked up the wine glass, drank a large amount of wine, then paused and said: "I remember that I was only 18 years old. At that time, a man named Silly Zhuzi died in our village. What kind of crematorium was it in our time?
Yes, if someone dies, they can only stop at the ruined temple at the east end of the village and then choose an auspicious day for burial."
"The stupid Zhu Zhu who died was said to have cut his finger on a coffin nail when he was moving someone's grave. Then a few days later, he died of corpse poison attacking his heart. They said he would turn into a zombie."
"At that time, I was famous for being bold in the village, and was known as Zhao Da Da. They joked and made a bet with me, saying that if I dared to sleep with Silly Zhuzi in that ruined temple for one night, then they would give me
Fifty pounds of millet."
"You have to know that fifty kilograms of millet at that time was not what it is now. I agreed at that time. After signing the document with the man, I came to the ruined temple where the body of Silly Pillar was placed."
Li Chen said: "Aren't you afraid that he will really turn into a zombie and come to catch you?" Li Chen has dealt with zombies before, and he knows the horror of zombies. If they are ghosts, they can be dealt with through some secret techniques, but zombies have to be beaten completely by force.
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Zhao Laowai said: "How can I say that I was young and ignorant at that time, but then again, even if it were changed now, I would have to go with my character."
"I wasn't scared at first. Don't say I've never seen a corpse. Even if I had seen it, I wouldn't be scared. Because Silly Zhuzhu's body was nailed into the coffin, so I wasn't worried at all. I just waited.
After a good night's sleep, I took the receipt and went to ask for millet the next day."
"But just when I slept until twelve o'clock in the middle of the night, I suddenly heard a sound like knocking on a wooden board."
"At first, I was a little sleepy. I thought I was sleeping at home and the neighbor's children were up and messing around. So I yelled loudly, why are you so noisy and making people unable to sleep? But I immediately said
After reflecting, this damn person is not at home, but in a ruined temple that specializes in releasing dead people."
"I was a little scared at that time. You must know that there was only me and that stupid pillar who had been dead for a long time in this ruined temple. If it wasn't me knocking on the wooden board, it must be him."
"I wanted to run away at that time, but when I thought about losing fifty pounds of millet, I hesitated because I simply couldn't afford it. At that time, I was one of those people who just had one meal but no one. How could I
What millet, let alone millet, I don’t even have the bran.”
"After thinking about it in the end, I had no choice but to bite the bullet and continue sleeping there. Anyway, the stupid pillar is sealed inside the coffin and you can't get out at all. What's so scary? Just let him knock hard."
"But, having said that, I still can't fall asleep. It's really thoughtful to be able to fall asleep in that situation."
"I took out a bottle of white wine and a roast rabbit that I had brought with me, and sat at the door of the temple eating and drinking."
Hearing what he said, Li Chen felt a little conflicted, so he asked, "Didn't you say you had eaten the last meal but not the next? How can you still afford roast rabbit?"
Zhao Laowai smiled sheepishly and said, "Hey... that rabbit... I stole it... from another village."
As he spoke, he argued: "But it wasn't just me who stole at that time, he stole from everyone. Otherwise, we wouldn't be able to eat meat even at the end of the year. You can ask the adults in your family about this."
Li Chen smiled and said, "Okay, you can continue."
"I was eating there, when suddenly a thick voice came from the direction of Silly Pillar's coffin: "Hey, what are you eating?"
"I didn't react at the time, so I casually replied, roast rabbit, what else can I eat? After I finished the answer, I felt something was wrong. This damn temple is in a ruined temple. Who can talk to me? Is it difficult?
Could it be that that silly Zhuzhu really turned into a zombie and regained his soul?"
"I heard that person say to me, roast rabbit? Did you steal my rabbit two days ago and roast it?"
"I knew that Silly Zhuzhu raised rabbits at home. I was a little confused at the time and said hurriedly, I made a mistake and the rabbit I ate was not a rabbit, but a roast chicken. It was a roast chicken."
"The voice said again, you think I'm stupid, don't you? Roast chicken has two wings and two legs. Why do you have four legs?"
"As soon as I heard him ask this, I started cursing my mother from the bottom of my heart. Who the hell said that this ghost is easy to trick? I think he is smarter than me. I can't fool him at all. This is terrible.
What to do?”
"At this time, the voice said again, please answer me quickly, or I will strangle you to death and take you to hell with me."
"I was also drinking at that time, and I had an idea and said to him, what I'm eating is a fucking frog, and of course a frog has four legs."
"The voice went on to say, I don't believe what you said. Throw that frog over to me and let me see. If it's really like what you said, I will let you go. Otherwise, I will kill you today."
"As soon as I heard what he said, I knew it was over. I was definitely going to die today. But it wouldn't work if I didn't throw it away. I thought to myself, after I throw this rabbit over, I will run directly to the village, don't worry about it.
Not Xiaomi, it’s important to save your life!”
"So I threw the roasted rabbit in the direction of the coffin. Just when I was about to run away, I heard a very small ouch. I stopped at that time and thought to myself
This zombie can also feel pain? No, there must be something wrong with it."
"So I called out the name of the person I bet with, and I said Dali, don't pretend to be there for me, come out quickly. In fact, I'm not sure it must be him, but I just shouted,
I really deceived him."
"When Dali heard what I said, he thought he had revealed his secret, so he walked out of the corner on the other side of the coffin and said in a frustrated tone, "Why are you so strong? You almost killed me."
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"I just scolded him and even beat you to death. Let me tell you, who asked you to scare people here? If you really can't afford the fifty pounds of millet, just say, why are you doing this?"
"Dali heard what I said and said with some annoyance, who told you that I can't afford to pay? Why don't you just go to my house to get it tomorrow? I actually went to his house the next day and took the fifty
I brought back kilograms of millet."
"This incident has been going on for some time. One day when I was telling people in the village about it, I happened to be overheard by Dali. He said to me angrily, it was my fault for scaring you that day. You have
Don’t you have the guts to take a gamble with me?”
"I, Mr. Zhao, have never been afraid of this, so I asked him how else do you want to bet? That Dali was really good at it and said to me, Silly Zhuzhu's coffin is still there. If you have the ability, go ahead.
Stay one night, and if you win this time, I will give you a hundred catties of millet."