Chapter 147 The face was squeezed by the zombie's hand
"As soon as I heard that he wanted to make a bet of 100 kilograms of millet with me, I immediately agreed. One hundred kilograms of millet! At that time, I could have a new wife. Where can I find such a good thing?"
"In the evening, I came to the ruined temple again. At this time, Dali got smart. He found a big lock and locked the temple door tightly. * I didn't care about him, I just locked it if I wanted to.
Well, the zombie is nailed in the coffin anyway, so what are you afraid of?"
"Actually, as long as I had checked the coffin at that time, what happened later would not have happened. Maybe this was also my fate!" At this point, Zhao Laowai sighed heavily.
Li Chen was getting excited when he saw that Zhao Laowai had stopped talking and was just drinking wine with his head down, so he became a little anxious and urged: "Uncle, you have to say it, I am listening very enthusiastically."
Zhao Laowai came back to his senses and continued: "When I slept until about one o'clock in the middle of the night, I heard a creaking sound, just like the sound of the door being pushed open. I didn't pay attention at the time, thinking
Dali came to scare me again, so he cursed, I said Dali, you are really shameless, the beating was not enough, right?"
"As I cursed, I heard a bang like a door slamming shut. At that moment, I felt that the sound didn't come from the door, but from inside the ruined temple!"
"At that time, I felt that Dali was quite sensible, so I didn't think about anything else, so I lay down to sleep. But I suddenly thought that something was wrong, because I remembered that Dali had locked the temple door outside.
Could it be that there is another entrance to the ruined temple?"
"At this moment, a heavy breathing sound came from the direction where the coffin was placed in the ruined temple. The sound was so deep and depressed that my hair suddenly went cold."
"I lit up the oil lamp I brought with me and walked carefully towards the direction of the coffin. Before I had taken two steps, I heard another heavy breathing sound. I was so scared that I couldn't stand it anymore, so I asked tremblingly,
Who! Who is there?"
"As soon as I finished speaking, I saw the coffin with the corpse shaking slightly. I thought it was because my eyes were blurry, so I rubbed my eyes hard and looked carefully. This time I actually saw that
The lid of the coffin actually tilted up slightly. And I also saw that supporting the lid of the coffin were two black hands with long pointed nails!"
"At that time, I felt a buzzing in my head, and I finished thinking. That stupid Zhuzhu was really a fake corpse. It seemed that my life was about to be handed over here. I was still a bit clever at the time.
I've heard that 'a zombie can't get up until three o'clock', which means that if it can't get up before the third watch, it won't be able to get up that night."
"Based on the time, it should be the first watch. I didn't dare to think too much. I ran two steps quickly and jumped on top of the coffin. I unbuttoned my pants and poured a splash of urine on the coffin board. Because I heard from my family
The old man said that human urine also has the function of warding off evil spirits. If there is nothing else, human urine can also have some effect. Not to mention it is really effective, the coffin will be closed as soon as it is poured with menstrual urine.
superior."
"Seeing that the zombie was temporarily blocked, I quickly ran to the temple door to escape, but found that the temple door had been locked tightly. Just when I was a little desperate, I heard something outside
Someone said, did you let me discover it this time? I knew you wouldn't dare to stay here for one night. You ran away after I left last time."
"As soon as I saw that *** Dali was outside looking at me, I shouted to him, damn, did you lift the lid of the zombie's coffin?"
"Dali said with a smile: 'Yes, I was the one who started it. It's called a hundred kilograms of millet. You can change it to a wife. If it's not difficult, wouldn't it be an advantage for you?'"
"This kid saw that my face was a little green. He was very proud and said mockingly: 'I didn't expect that Zhao Dadan, who is famous far and wide, would also be scared sometimes. Hahaha, I finally caught him today.'"
"I was a little angry and scolded him: 'I realized that you are really nothing. If you can't afford to lose, don't bet. Do you know that that stupid Zhuzhu has really turned into a zombie!'"
"Dali said in disbelief: 'Put me down, don't lie to me. I have never seen anyone turn into a zombie after death. If you admit that you lose, put the fifty kilograms of millet in
Give it back to me and I'll open the door for you, what do you think?'"
"Although I feel sorry for the fifty kilograms of millet, life is the most important thing after all, and I don't care much about it, so I can only nod in agreement. Dali was still a little worried, so he reached out and took out a piece of paper from his arms and said to me
:'It's empty talk, you just need to put your fingerprints on this piece of white paper, and we'll be done.'"
"I was so angry at the time that I scolded him: 'You bastard, Dali, are you trying to play tricks on me? Damn it, please open it for me, and I won't fucking pay you back.'
"
"Dali said confidently: 'If you don't agree, then don't blame me, just stay inside.'"
"When I saw that this boy was showing more strength, I reluctantly agreed because a good man would not suffer the immediate consequences. After I drew the pledge, I urged him to open the door for me quickly, but this boy is as stupid as a fucking pig.
, I danced there for a long time and still didn’t open the lock.”
"As soon as I saw that it was about to be the second watch, I yelled: 'Dali, can you please hurry up? The zombie will get up again soon. Do you want me to die?
If I really die, I won't let you go even if I'm a ghost.'
"Dali was very busy and said, 'Don't worry, I've been prescribing it for you.'"
"I just scolded: 'You fucking stay here for a while, I'll go outside and drive it slowly for you, try it and see if you're in a hurry.' At this moment, I heard another 'squeak' sound.
, there was the sound of the coffin boards being lifted up inside again."
"I shouted loudly: 'I'm going to copy your mother's strength, please open the door quickly, the zombie is up again!'"
"Dali also heard the sound just now. When his hand shook, the key actually fell to the ground. He said to me: 'I heard someone said that as long as the coffin board is placed across the zombie's head, he will not get up. What, I
There is an eighty-year-old mother at home who still needs to be taken care of. I really can’t stay with you here. Please take care of yourself.’ After saying this, the boy actually ran away.”
"No matter how much I screamed, he didn't look back and just kept looking at each other. In the end, I had no choice but to do as he said and put the coffin covered sideways on top of the zombie's head. In this way, the zombie really didn't move.
I finally escaped in the second update, but I don’t know how I can get through the third update safely.”
"At that time, I hated that Dali with all my heart. I thought that if I was lucky enough to survive, I would definitely go out and chop that Dali to death. This *** is really a scam."
"Waiting for the third update, this time it was really amazing. The zombie really caught it and lifted the coffin board and flew out, and then jumped out from inside. When I saw that the stupid pillar still looked like before, it was completely
Completely turned into a zombie."
"The most obvious thing is that two long canine teeth popped out of his mouth, and his fingernails were like knives. After jumping out, he started sniffing something, as if he was 'smelling'. When he
When it smelled coming from my direction, it suddenly aimed at me and rushed straight towards me."
"I panicked at the time and said to him: 'Silly Zhuzhu, please don't do anything to me. You don't remember that last year I went to a neighboring village and stole a chicken and asked you to eat it with me.
'"
"My words had some effect. The silly Zhuzi stopped for a moment, as if he was confirming something, and looked at me carefully. Seeing that it had an effect, I said to him again: 'This time, you think of me.
Come on, we are good buddies.'"
"Silly Zhuzhu was stunned for a moment, and suddenly showed a ferocious expression, and rushed towards me again. This time, it was useless to say anything. He was chasing him and was running around the ruined temple. I will do it.
He is a flesh and blood body, so he will always get tired, but he is a zombie and has no feeling at all. After a while, I couldn't stand it anymore."
"I just remembered something I heard someone say, saying that the reason zombies catch people is because they can smell the breath of strangers. As long as you close your breath, the zombies will not be able to find traces of you. I thought of that.
Then I leaned against the wall and pinched my mouth and nose to prevent myself from breathing out."
"It really worked. After I held my breath, the zombie couldn't find any trace of me. However, he didn't leave. He just kept smelling there. It was also my unlucky thing. I ate one during the day.
I ate a plate of soybeans and drank a lot of cold water. After I was constantly frightened, I couldn't help but want to fart."
"I was holding my breath up here, and I had to hold in my farts down there. Tell me how I felt at that time. It was really uncomfortable to a certain extent." Hearing what Zhao Laowai said was interesting, Li Chen couldn't help laughing.
"It sounds funny to you. It was really uncomfortable for me to be in that situation at that time. Finally, I couldn't hold it in anymore, and a fart came out. I was still thinking, this zombie can only smell
He's so popular, he probably can't smell the fart, right?"
"Who would have thought that the *** zombie was good at smelling farts, and he rushed over at once. I had a fart originally, but when he saw him rushing over, he forced me to hold it back. But it was too late.
Suddenly, the zombie's hands were pressed on my face."
"The breath was suddenly cut off, and the zombie had no target. But maybe he felt that my face was quite soft, so he squeezed it hard. It didn't matter if he squeezed me like this, he made me look like this.