Chapter 169 Learning Taoism in order to steal chickens
When Li Chen heard that there was a solution to the broken piece of jade, he couldn't help but feel happy and asked hurriedly: "Is there any good solution?"
Zhao Laowai said: "What can be explained on the phone? If you have time, you can come to me."
Li Chen said: "Well, I don't have class tomorrow morning, so I'll go find you then."
Zhao Laowai said: "Okay. By the way, don't forget to bring me two bottles of good wine. I haven't drank much in the past two days."
After putting down the phone, Li Chenjue's mood improved even more. You must know that getting the broken jade is his biggest priority at the moment. Later, he also told Qin Yue about it, and Qin Yue was very happy after hearing it.
The next day, Li Chen made an appointment with Qin Yue and Bai Lingling, and the three of them went to the place where Mr. Zhao lived. Before going, Li Chen went to the Wuliangye store to buy him two bottles of good wine.
When he arrived at the house where Zhao Laowai was staying, he saw that his door was not closed. He sat at the door and carefully observed the piece of jade in the sunlight.
Li Chen walked closer and said: "Uncle Zhao..."
Before he finished speaking, Zhao Laowai snatched two bottles of Wuliangye from his hand and said, "Good guy, Wuliangye! It's so interesting." After saying that, he immediately opened a bottle and started talking to each other.
Then he drank.
This Zhao Laowai drank half a bottle of liquor in one breath, then stopped and said: "Good wine, really good wine. I haven't drunk such a good wine in a long time, but the taste is a bit impure."
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Li Chen said: "Uncle Zhao, if you are willing to drink this wine, I will buy it for you next time."
Zhao Laowai shook his head and said: "Actually, there is no need to buy such good wine. People like me who drink wine as water will not get any good out of it. Just give me some loose wine or something."
Bai Lingling said at this time: "A person with a profound moral practice like you shouldn't drink so much wine. Aren't you afraid of damaging your cultivation?"
Zhao Laowai smiled and said: "You little elf know quite a lot, but I have already thought about it. What will happen if you are a good person? It is impossible to live forever. After a hundred years, it will not be a pile of bones.
?So, I say this person should enjoy himself as much as possible, and live as he pleases without thinking too much."
Bai Lingling nodded thoughtfully. In fact, after she became a human, her thoughts were very different from before.
Before, she was a little fox who had been seeking Taoism and just wanted to become an immortal. She had no distracting thoughts in her heart. However, when she realized that becoming an immortal and attaining Taoism was just an empty space, she became a human and came into contact with other people.
The five aggregates in the world are blurred, and then I realize that everything is in vain, and only feelings are the most real.
Especially her current thoughts are not much different from Zhao Laowai. In her mind, her biggest wish may be to fall in love with Li Chen, but she knows that this is impossible because Li Chen only regards her as
My sister has never thought about anything else.
Li Chen asked at this time: "Uncle Zhao, you said you have a way to deal with this piece of jade. What is it?"
Zhao Laowai said: "Actually, I'm not sure whether my method will work, but if it succeeds, it can completely suppress this piece of jade, and it won't break out for at least two hundred years.
Already."
Qin Yue asked with some confusion: "Can we only suppress it? Can't we completely get rid of it?"
Zhao Laowai said helplessly: "It is not impossible to get rid of all the evil spirits in this broken jade, but it is no longer possible in this era. After all, there must be too few people who are truly righteous. If you want to get rid of all the evil spirits in this broken jade,
To wipe out the group of evil spirits with heavy resentment, at least forty-nine people with advanced Taoism must activate the Tiangang Formation at the same time to succeed, otherwise there is no possibility at all."
Li Chen asked: "It's not that serious, right?"
Zhao Laowai said: "Think about it, the three evil spirits in the broken jade can compete with the old monster that has been in power for nearly a thousand years. What would happen if ninety-nine evil spirits came out together?
?It’s nothing you can imagine.”
Li Chen still felt that what Zhao Laowai said was a bit mysterious, and he said: "Then didn't you ask Uncle Zhao to collect them all? I don't think there is anything wrong with them."
Zhao Laowai said: "Actually, I was able to subdue the old demon and the three evil spirits, and I also used some methods. If I insist on fighting them, I'm afraid even ten of them won't be enough for me."
Li Chen said: "Uncle Zhao, please tell me your method."
"Let's go into the house and talk." Zhao Laowai let the three people into the house, and then slowly explained to them: "My method is to find something that can compete with it and suppress it completely. You know
Everything that is born between heaven and earth, whether it is humans, ghosts, or gods, is within the Five Elements, and cannot escape the rule of the Five Elements interlocking each other. In other words, even if this piece of jade is powerful, there are objects that can restrain it."
Li Chen asked doubtfully: "Speaking of this truth, the main thing is where can I find something to restrain him? This is the main thing."
Zhao Laowai said: "This is easy to handle. I have already thought of a way and I will get the result tonight."
Then he said to Li Chen: "Boy, don't leave tonight. Just two days ago, I caught two wild rabbits in the forest and feasted on some of our masters."
Bai Lingling loves food the most. When she heard that there was a wild rabbit to eat, she immediately said, "Okay, okay, I want to eat a wild rabbit too."
Zhao Laowai said teasingly: "Let me tell you, that's what Li Chen and I eat with wine, and it's not enough for both of us."
Bai Lingling said: "Then I don't care, you can drink and eat other things." After that, she turned to Qin Yue and said: "You say so, Qin Yue. Don't leave either, let's have this old man with his head tilted tonight.
How do you find something that can restrain that broken jade?" Seeing that Li Chen and Bai Lingling were not leaving, Qin Yue naturally couldn't go back, so she used Li Chen's mobile phone to make a call to the school.
This Zhao Laowai has a small, crooked face and is extremely ugly. To put it bluntly, he looks like he came from Mars. But he is very good at cooking and eating. It doesn’t take long for the aroma to come from outside.
There was something coming from the iron pot. Li Chen didn't see any special seasonings or techniques, but the food he made was simply delicious.
After it was done, Zhao Laowai also said: "You can just eat it this time. I am missing a lot of condiments and I am not willing to go up the mountain to find them. I will get the next best thing for you when I have the opportunity."
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Bai Lingling ate a large piece of meat and said, "This is delicious enough. I have never eaten anything so delicious."
Qin Yue, who has always been a man of few words, also said: "It is indeed delicious. I have never eaten such delicious glutinous rabbit."
Li Chen said: "Uncle Zhao, I really didn't realize that the food you make is so delicious? If I had known I would buy something for you to cook."
Zhao Laowai listened to the three people constantly fooling him, which was quite useful, and he said very proudly: "Do you know how I developed my cooking skills?"
Li Chen replied: "Did you ever learn to be a chef? Did you work in a restaurant?"
Zhao Laowai shook his head and said, "Well, I've never done that before. My ability to cook delicious food was completely acquired by stealing chickens when I was a child and going to the wilds to eat every day."
"Let me tell you this, the reason why I want to learn Taoism is just to steal the chicken easily. Otherwise, no one would be too full to learn this stuff."
Li Chen realized that he might have drunk too much again, so he started blowing the clouds and mist, and said: "Uncle Zhao, you have drunk too much again, right? What does learning Taoism have to do with stealing chickens?"
Seeing that Li Chen didn't believe it, Zhao Laowai hurriedly said: "Who said there is no relationship? The relationship is quite big. Think about it when you become one with nature, those chickens, ducks, and geese
After seeing you, dogs will not react at all, let alone bark. At this time, as long as you use some tricks, you can make them automatically follow you without any discomfort. With this,
Good thing, you can tell me whether I should learn this technique or not."
Zhao Laowai took a sip of wine and continued: "I think in those days of starvation, no one else had enough to eat. Only I, Zhao Laowai, had plenty of meat and fish every day. I don't know how many people died of envy."
As far as Li Chen's current cultivation level is concerned, he feels that what Zhao Laowai said is mostly unbelievable. If he has really entered the realm of being integrated with nature, then it goes without saying that those animals will not bark.
, it is not a lie to let them automatically follow him. But under that situation, how did he, Zhao Laowai, enter the state of being one with nature? This is the key to his bragging.
For example, Li Chen doesn't mean that he has never reached that level. He knows deeply that if the mind is not calm or has obsessions, he will not be able to enter the artistic conception at all, let alone be able to become one with nature.
.The reason why you can be integrated with nature means that you have entered the stage of meditation. Your heart and mind are blank and there is nothing. Only then can you reach the state of harmony between nature and man.
Even the slightest thought and persistence would lead to failure, so when Zhao Laowai said that he used the method of becoming one with nature when stealing chickens, he would not believe it even if he killed Li Chen.
"Uncle Zhao, I think you are bragging. When stealing chickens, you use the method of integrating with nature. It's okay to deceive ordinary people. It's not like I haven't practiced before. It's simply impossible." Li
Chen also drank a little wine at this time, so he exposed it directly.
When Zhao Laowai saw that Li Chen didn't believe it, he glared and said, "I, Zhao Laowai, have never boasted, so I'm not afraid that you won't believe me. Let's go out and try. I'll let you see if I can use Taoism."
Come and steal the chicken.”
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