As Zhao Laowai picked up Li Chen and was about to go out, Li Chen saw that Zhao Laowai was serious about coming and said, "Forget it, Uncle Zhao, let's just have a drink. I believe you, okay?"
Zhao Laowai glanced at Li Chen and said: "You are convinced but you still don't believe what I said. Today I want you to see how I stole those chickens back. (_
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Bai Lingling didn't think it was a big deal. She said while eating: "Yes, yes, it's best to get more. I don't even have enough."
Zhao Laowai chuckled and said: "Okay, since you are so willing to eat the things I made, old man, then I will let you eat as much as you want. Just wait, I will go out and get some back." Li Chen looked stubborn.
But he had no choice but to go out with him.
There is a village not far from the forest area where Zhao Laowai is. Zhao Laowai looked at the sky, and then said to Li Chen: "The sky has just turned dark now, which is the time to steal chickens. Come with me."
." As he said that, he took Li Chen and ran around the back of the village.
Li Chen asked as he walked: "Uncle Zhao, I remember that when stealing chickens, shouldn't it be done in the middle of the night? At that time, the chickens were put in cages and fell asleep, so it was easy to catch them.
, now the chickens are all loose and you can’t catch them at all.”
Zhao Laowai curled his lips and said: "What you are talking about is just a simple method of stealing chickens. I don't even bother to use it. There are limitations to that method. If the family has a dog, you won't be able to use it at all.
Come on. Think about it, every house in the countryside has dogs, and they are loose in the yard at night. Whoever dares to go in and steal will be bitten to death?"
"This is the best time to take action. The dog is not loose yet. You can steal the chicken back with just a few tricks." When Li Chenjue's Zhao Laowai talked about this, he said it one by one.
None of them are lies.
The two turned around to the back of the village and saw that the village was backed by mountains and surrounded by rivers on both sides. Its feng shui was pretty good. Li Chen thought to himself: "It's useless even if the feng shui is good. With people like Zhao Laowai here, if you want to be more peaceful, I'm afraid it's useless."
It’s a little difficult.”
Zhao Laowai said to Li Chen: "This chicken stealing is also learned. You can't steal it by one family, otherwise people will find out, and it will be difficult to deal with now. Just like Zhao Benshan said, you can only pull the wool by one person.
Trapped, it looks like Ge You, no one can tell."
Li Chen smiled and asked: "Then if you steal from house to house, don't you have to be discovered in the end?"
Zhao Laowai said: "You know what? It's normal to lose a chicken and a few ducks in the countryside, because there are a lot of weasels around here. Even if I don't come, those weasels won't be content.
.”
Li Chen felt a little funny and said, "Uncle Zhao, are you already in the same pile with the Weasel now?"
Zhao Laowai said: "That's bullshit. How can I be like them? I'm talking about stealing chickens in the past. Now I rarely do it. The state gives me subsistence allowance. I think the forest area also has some wages, so I earn
The money I got is enough. Now that I’m here, I’m going to show you some Taoist techniques that can be used to steal chickens.”
Li Chen laughed and said, "Uncle Zhao, I'm joking with you, don't take it seriously."
Zhao Laowai looked into the backyard of the farmhouse and saw a few stupid chickens and black-bone chickens pecking back and forth, as well as a few geese and ducks walking back and forth. Zhao Laowai laughed.
, said: "There is no one right now who can make a move, just watch carefully here."
As he said that, he jumped into the yard. Li Chen saw that his skills were even more flexible than those of young people. He was just like a civet cat. After jumping into the yard, he only made a slight sound. If you didn't listen carefully, there would be no sound at all.
I couldn't hear it. Even the chickens and ducks didn't notice it.
After falling into the courtyard, I saw Zhao Laowai with his hands and feet on the ground, head raised and chest raised, looking at the chickens and ducks. His body was motionless, just like a clay sculpture.
Li Chen knew that he must have entered the artistic conception at this time. To this extent, as long as he took one step, he would be able to enter the state of being one with nature.
For example, if Li Chen wanted to enter that artistic conception, it would have taken him at least half an hour, but Zhao Laowai actually entered the artistic conception in an instant. The gap between the two people was immediately apparent.
As for his claim that he could use Taoism to steal chickens and make chickens and ducks follow him automatically, although Li Chen said he hadn't seen it yet, he believed that it was not necessarily a lie. This Zhao Laowai did have real abilities.
At this moment, he suddenly moved forward quickly, as if he was dancing a mechanical dance, and then returned to stillness. The chickens and ducks didn't even feel it!
At this time, Li Chen really matched this Zhao Laowai, and he was able to use Taoism to such a high level. Don't underestimate these two simple actions, the things contained in them are really not as simple as imagined.
Although this chicken is an animal with a relatively low IQ, its intelligence is about the same as that of a one or two-year-old human child, but its ability to understand nature and judge the danger is absolutely amazing and cannot be compared to humans.
of.
For example, when it is about to rain heavily, or when an earthquake is coming, these animals can predict it in advance. It is not that humans do not have this function, but after living a long and comfortable life, these functions have all degraded like the human tail and fur.
Dropped.
When people catch chickens or pigs, they are thinking about eating or killing them. This is inevitable. So the chickens and pigs will feel it in advance, resulting in fear and disbelief.
People can try it for themselves, and they can indeed feel it in advance.
What Zhao Laowai is doing at this time is separation of mind and body, which means that the heart and brain do not think at all, but the body can automatically perform some actions. As we all know, everything a person does is controlled by the brain.
, if the brain doesn’t think about it, the body won’t do anything.
Zhao Laowai moved forward again, and this time he ran in front of the chickens and stopped again. The chickens still didn't notice him. The funny thing was that one of the chickens actually jumped on his head. No,
He stopped and pecked at his head.
Zhao Laowai slowly stretched out his hands and pressed on the chicken in front of him. The chicken wanted to resist at first, but it immediately calmed down, and finally closed its eyes and became drowsy.
fell asleep.
Li Chen's eyes widened. How could this be possible? He just stroked it a few times with his hands and actually made the chicken fall asleep. Isn't this a bit mysterious?
Zhao Laowai petted a chicken to sleep, and then slowly stretched out his hands to grab the chicken above his head. Just when he was about to touch it, but before he touched it, things suddenly changed.
I heard someone say in front of me: "Damn it, have you finished chopping the vegetables? After chopping, you will feed the chickens. It is getting dark soon, and everyone will rush to the rice field in a while."
A woman's voice came out: "The chop has been finished a long time ago. I'm going to feed it now." As she said this, the sound of footsteps came out.
As soon as he heard that someone was coming, Li Chen thought to himself: "This time Zhao Laowai has paid for it. He is so old to steal a chicken and say whether he wants to go out or not. Even if they don't beat him, they can scold him to death."
But before he could finish thinking these words in his mind, he saw Zhao Laowai, like a wild cat with fried fur, violently throw the chicken off his head, push his legs and hands on the ground, and rise and fall from the yard.
He ran out and landed back in front of Li Chen. At the same time, he saw a rural woman in her forties walking from the front yard holding a chicken bowl.
Li Chen whispered to Zhao Laowai in a low voice: "Uncle Zhao, I really admire you. It seems that you are not bragging. Let's stop stealing and go back."
Zhao Laowai made a shushing gesture, and then whispered to Li Chen: "The thief will not escape empty-handed. Now that he is here, how can he go back empty-handed? I have already promised that little girl, so you don't have to worry about it. Look.
Okay you."
The rural woman who came to feed the chickens saw a chicken lying on the ground. She thought it was dead, so she stepped forward and kicked it with her foot. Unexpectedly, the chicken actually jumped up with its wings flapping and cooing.
The woman was startled, patted her chest and said, "I thought I was dead." After feeding the chickens, she took the chicken food bowl and walked forward.
Zhao Laowai jumped into the yard again, followed the same method as last time, stunned the two chickens, and then put them into a sack.
I thought it was quite successful and there would be no more problems, but just as Mr. Zhao jumped out, the family actually let go of the dog. The dog came to the back of the yard and found Mr. Zhao who was about to escape.
Wai and Li Chen screamed fiercely.
When Zhao Laowai saw that his secret was exposed, he hurriedly said to Li Chen: "People have discovered it, the wind is tight, pull it!"
In fact, Zhao Laowai said a few slanderous words from the past. How could Li Chen understand what was going on? Before he could react, he saw Zhao Laowai running into the depths of the forest.
He then ran over with him.
The family heard something wrong when they heard the dog barking. They felt something and immediately followed them. However, since it was already dark, they only saw Li Chen's back and nothing else. They only knew after counting the chickens.
, two were missing, and he stood there angrily and cursed...
Let’s talk about Zhao Lao Wai and Li Chen. They ran for a long time before they stopped to rest. Even though Zhao Lao Wai slept a lot, in terms of rest, Li Chen really couldn’t keep up with him.
Zhao Laowai patted the sack on his shoulder and asked Li Chen proudly: "How is it? Are you bragging to me?"
Li Chen had to agree and said: "Well, you are indeed not bragging, but you said you could make those chickens follow you, but I didn't see that."
Zhao Laowai said: "I'm just saying that there is a situation like that in someone's yard just now. How do you want me to use it? No matter what we say, I did use Taoism to steal the chicken. You don't agree.
no."
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