The four jackals were like crabs on the beach. Even if they were walking sideways in Taoyuan County, no one would dare to come and provoke them. Wherever they went, no matter the eldest daughter-in-law or the youngest daughter-in-law, they hid far away for fear of being caught.
Picked it up.
It's not just a day or two that the four of them have become notorious. This time they walked together and headed to Chunxiang Tower together, which caused quite a stir.
There were so many insults, such as "A gentle scum is worse than a beast". The four of them were equally thick-faced and had already gotten used to it. They calmly waved their folding fans and went straight to Tianxiang Tower with a playful smile on their faces!
In Taoyuan County, if you ask anyone where Chunxiang Tower is, they will enthusiastically guide you and cast an envious look.
It is not only a place for men to spend money, but also a paradise for men!
Everywhere there are orioles and swallows, enjoying the intoxicating fragrance, and the three-meter-high wall burns countless red clothes. As long as you have money, you can choose whether you are fat or thin. It will make you comfortable and happy.
Countless werewolves have found spiritual food here, and have settled down here happily ever since. Among them, there are romantic and unruly talents, more prominent nobles, officials who have taken office, and even commoners who are peddlers and pawns.
In the laughter, forget everything. In the wine and sex, seek sustenance. The music is lingering in the ears, and we drink and drink together. Year after year, how many years have been buried?
The reason why this ancient profession can endure for a long time is that there are constant needs for it.
Standing in front of Chunxiang Tower, looking at the pair of red lanterns on the high-walled courtyard, Meng Xinghe suddenly felt respectful.
The goods sold inside are not goods, but real youth?
"Qinhuai is speechless and talks about the setting sun, and every house near the water is dressed in red.
The spring breeze doesn't know how beautiful the beauty is, but it still sings happily around the painted beam!"
A poem, how poignant! Meng Xinghe was moved by the scene and spoke out of emotion. The three people around him were all stunned and looked at him in disbelief.
"Brother Meng! What a poem!" Mr. Chai raised his thumb and kept praising him. Compared with the romantic and snowy nights written by those bullshit talents, Meng Xinghe's poem reached the level of a master in both artistic conception and depth. Mr. Chai
He paid homage and praised: "Brother Meng! Based on what you just did, you are the leader of the poetry gathering tonight!"
"That's right, that's right!" Zhu Zhishan and Qin Guan agreed. They were filled with admiration in their hearts. Not only was Brother Meng a handsome person, but he was also extremely talented and knowledgeable. He really was a gentleman without showing off his appearance!
Meng Xinghe excused himself: "Shame on you! Shame on you! The poet is so arty and makes people laugh!"
The humility he spoke made people even more admirable. While a few people were talking, they had already walked into Chunxiang Tower. The old madam with a thick layer of powder on her face immediately came around and said sweetly: "Master Chai, Master Meng"
, Mr. Zhu, Mr. Qin, the four uncles have invited you! Girls, come up and say hello!"
The madam made a charming gesture, and a group of women who looked like flowers and jade, like bees seeing the nectar, came around with a buzz, their mouths were as sweet as if they had eaten candied fruits, and they were slurping. It was really too sweet.
"Master Chai!"
"Mr. Meng!"
"Congratulations, sir!
"Master Qin!"
With soft calls, the girls each chose one person, gathered around them, and kept rubbing their proud bodies forward.
It's very direct, very interesting, and the transaction is also the most primitive capital. Feeling the warm and jade-like bodies around him, taking the initiative to crawl into his arms, Master Meng's scalp began to feel numb!
In his previous life, Master Meng had never been to a brothel, so he naturally didn’t know how to deal with the bargains that came to his door. Seeing Master Chai and the other two fellow Taoists skillfully touching each woman with their hands, he was gloriously promoted to a junior brother.
, faced with the girls’ affectionate service, I couldn’t find a place to start!
As God testifies, the current Master Meng is absolutely a pure virgin. Under the protection of New China, he has not learned how to visit brothels, and his skills are unfamiliar. He is more nervous than a virgin who just decided to open a house with his girlfriend.
"Oh my God! Prostitution is not illegal here, I'm afraid of a bird!" Seeing other people's interest in playing, Master Meng's character suddenly exploded, and he wanted to treat Mr. Hualiu well. He must not insult his reputation or ruin his brand.
Women! It’s not like they haven’t played before! Using a two-dragon grab for the pearl, Master Meng held the two women tightly in his arms and used the peerless martial arts he had practiced for a long time.
This martial arts is summarized by later generations of friends. It can be said that after thousands of beatings and hundreds of practices, no one can break it.
He has a breast-grabbing dragon's claw hand, eighteen butt slaps, and magical kissing skills. In addition, Master Meng's long-term work experience allows him to use multiple techniques such as squeezing, pressing, flicking, pinching, and kneading. Not to mention dealing with two girls, even if there are more
Eighteen of them could not withstand Master Meng's fierce attack.
Young Master Meng gradually entered a good mood while visiting the brothel, hugging him from left to right, and enjoying the blessings of everyone. Compared with Young Master Chai's conservative way of taking advantage, Young Master Meng's passionate and unrestrained teasing attracted the attention of countless men.
The 21st century is an era that advocates freedom and openness. Mr. Meng is deeply influenced by Western trends and is quite accomplished in teasing each other between men and women. His passionate and unrestrained movements skillfully move around the two women around him, and he is very experienced.
The technique actually made the two women so confused that they gasped for breath, and their delicate and wet faces were filled with satisfaction!
So powerful! Countless friends in Chunxiang House admired Master Meng. They had been visiting the brothels all their lives, and this was the first time they saw someone so strong in kung fu. What an idol!
"Mr. Meng! The slave family has lost compensation!" Under Master Meng's continuous cultivation, the girl in Chunxiang Tower couldn't bear it. Wave after wave of waves surged in her body, and her thin clothes were soaked with fragrant sweat and turned red.
My lips are curled up, my eyes are blurred, and I am completely unable to extricate myself.
They hurriedly pulled up the shirt that had been stripped off by Master Meng, and the little bird ran away like a frightened bird!
"Uh! Am I being too beastly?" Master Meng immediately straightened up, straightened out his wrinkled clothes, and sat on the chair as if nothing had happened.
At this time, his three friends came to Master Meng with expressions of admiration. They saw Master Meng's wonderful performance just now, and a kind of respect arose in their hearts!
Brother Meng! Man enough!
This is the ultimate judgment of Meng Xinghe by several people!
In the field of performance art, Meng Xinghe cannot be considered a master. He is just an apprentice. Today, thousands of years later, he is still a figure of the level of a master. His flirting methods are invincible and unbreakable by any woman!
Not much to say, since the poetry festival was held in the evening and it was getting early, Master Meng and his three friends gathered around a table and started telling dirty jokes.
The four of them are all experienced in the field of flowers, and there are naturally numerous things they have done about stealing jade and fragrance. Everyone is having fun talking about it.
Of course, when it comes to telling dirty jokes, Master Meng can serve as the patriarch again!"
"Where is the most fleshy part of a woman's body?" Master Meng asked.
"It's breast milk!" Mr. Chai answered first based on his personal experience!
"Wrong!" Master Meng laughed evilly! Then he said in an old-fashioned way: "The most fleshy part of a woman's body is her breasts! Brother Chai! You are behind the times!"
"Mimi?" Mr. Chai has been living among flowers for many years, but he still doesn't know where it is? "Brother Meng! I don't understand what Mimi is!"
"Mimi? That's easy to say!" Master Meng made generous gestures with his hands and feet, and drew a circle in the air, with a small drop in the middle. It obviously looks like breasts! But it's a different way of saying it!
Everyone chuckled, "Oh my God! It's not just breasts!" Chai Shao rolled his eyes at Meng Xinghe! "But the word "mimi" is so damn appropriate. Brother Meng! Tonight, all the brothers and I are waiting for you. Go and touch your breasts, we will never come back until we are tired!"
"Young Master Chai, you are a fucking hooligan! However, I like your character, you are so straightforward!" Zhu Zhishan is half of Young Master Chai's apprentice, he speaks more straightforwardly, but he is also true-hearted.
"No, no! Brother Chai, this is called the art of searching!" Qin Guan, a gentle beast, set up a chastity sign for you against his conscience! He immediately earned the contempt of the other three!
"My day!"
"What a fool!"
"I give you the middle finger!"
Among the three different methods of contempt, Meng Xinghe’s middle finger is the most representative! After asking Meng Xinghe, he learned that the middle finger is a common method of contempt across the country, so he immediately changed it to three middle fingers to face Qin Guan!
Qin Guan's expression did not change, he shook the folding fan in his hand and sipped the tea leisurely! "Three eldest brothers! I have a thin face, so I'd better leave your middle finger to the girls in Chunxiang Tower to enjoy!"
Day! You are so thin-faced, I have never seen anyone as thick-faced as you! The three of them put away their weapons and gathered around the table to drink tea in a serious manner!
As time goes by, more and more people enter Tianxiang Tower. After some careful arrangements, the poetry gathering held in Chunxiang Tower tonight has begun to take shape.
Since it is an annual event in Taoyuan County and is held on the Mid-Autumn Festival, it is naturally a grand opening!
When the imperial examination is held, talented people from all over the country have already gathered here. To participate in this poetry meeting, if you win the first place among the talented people, it can be said that you have passed the exam!
Chunxiang Building has also made room tonight, and the downstairs hall has been divided into four sections according to the previous situation! Upstairs hangs eight couplets that have been covered with red cloth, and what is written inside is tonight The title of the Poetry Society.
There are clear regulations on the division of the four editions. Officials of Taoyuan County, big and small, enjoy priority and are arranged in the Magi edition at the front, such as Gongsheng and Confucius of Taoyuan County, and are arranged in the Mohist edition in the second position. Ordinary merchants and farmers The most user-friendly version at the end.
Meng Xinghe and others are students of the county school, so they are naturally classified into the third position of officialdom.
It seems that this poetry party is really well organized! Tea, wine, melons and fruits are all provided. Not only that, there is also a rumor from Chunxiao Tower that no matter who is the master tonight, no matter young or old, can also become Shi Guests of Miss Yu can also receive a reward of five hundred taels of silver provided by the Taoyuan Poetry Association!
Not only can he get money, but he can also bring beautiful women as extra rewards. Apart from copying, Meng Xinghe can't think of anything so cheap in the world! He carefully stared at the eight questions hanging in the air, and thought that they were written by Miss Shi Yu. Could it be that this little girl wants to find a son-in-law?
When he was thinking about this, Mr. Chai next to him secretly poked Meng Xinghe, "Brother Meng! Look, that bastard Ma Wencai is here too! Hey! Isn't the beauty next to him a young lady from Mr. Li's family? How can she be with him? Mr. Chai, that bastard did it! Oh my God! I wasted a good piece of meat and it was eaten by a dog!"
Seeing a beautiful woman, Mr. Chai's heart felt itchy! Seeing a beautiful woman being fucked, Mr. Chai became very angry. Ma Wencai's sexy pussy actually enjoyed more blessings than him, how unreasonable!
When Chai Shao was complaining about everything, Meng Xinghe beside him didn't know whether he was trembling or preparing to explode. He stood up suddenly, pulled Chai Shao's clothes and said fiercely: "Is that splashing woman the daughter of Li Youde's family in the county?
Is your name Li Haiyu?"
"Yes!" Mr. Chai was startled by Meng Xinghe's rudeness and answered truthfully.
"Damn, you're a spoiler!" Meng Xinghe couldn't help but curse after hearing Master Chai's reply.
As a man, the biggest goal is not to allow anyone more handsome than himself to appear in the world. As a man, the most embarrassing thing is to see his fiancée having an affair with another man!
Li Haiyu is his Meng Xinghe's woman, and even if he doesn't want her, Ma Wencai can't take possession of her!
For the sake of my own reputation and my respect as a man, I am shameless. Meng Xinghe straightened his back and walked towards the couple with great dignity!
"Brother Meng! What are you doing?" Seeing Meng Xinghe's expression on his face and angrily pointing his fist at Ma Wencai's pussy, Mr. Chai reminded him kindly!
Meng Xinghe said for no reason: "I'm going to catch the traitor! I don't need your permission!"