"Uh! Brother Meng! Who are you, that little girl? Do you want to catch her?" I didn't know that Meng Xinghe also had a child relationship. Seeing how angry he was at this moment, Mr. Chai was inevitably confused!
Today, she is my wife! It is rare to chat with Mr. Chai, Meng Xinghe took one step and three steps and came behind Ma Wencai and Li Haiyu!
The two of them chatted happily. Ma Wencai was personable and a talented scholar from Taoyuan. He also spoke well and was full of pretentiousness and arrogance. He read a few limericks and coaxed Li Haiyu to smile, blink his eyes, and wish he could
Commit yourself to me immediately!
“A good night brings the fragrance of spring, and a beautiful woman falls into my arms.
Especially in the bright moon, I envy the world everywhere!"
Ma Wencai read a limerick! Li Haiyu immediately clapped his hands and applauded: "Master Ma is so talented in literature, I admire him!" She was not only admired, she even lost her body and clung to Ma Wencai, as good as the girl from Chunxiang House.
A fight!
My day! This is also called poetry. I can write thousands of poems!
"Li Haiyu, you are unfaithful to me, don't blame me for being unjust!" Meng Xinghe is a man after all, and his desire for revenge is extremely strong. How could he bear it when he saw his woman openly flirting with other men.
While the two were chatting happily, Master Meng took a few steps forward.
With one hand, he extended his palm, and with a crisp "snap" sound, his dishonest hand hit Li Haiyu's buttocks impartially.
"Xiaoyu, it's so hard for me to find you! Come, come, come, let me love you well!" I don't care if you are Li Haiyu or Li Haijin. If you offend me, I will repay you tenfold. This is a brothel, and I will treat you as my own.
Chicken!
"Ah!" Li Haiyu screamed, and when he heard the rude words spoken by the disrespectful person, his beauty immediately turned pale. He turned his head and stared at Meng Xinghe fiercely, rolling his eyes and saying: "The prodigal son from there, even this young lady,
If you dare to molest me, will your eyes be blinded?"
"Is it you? Shameless!" Ma Wencai came face-to-face with Meng Xinghe, and said in a bad tone, with a slight disdain. For Meng Xinghe, a man of low moral character and academics who loses his identity by standing with him, say one more word
They all feel their reputations have been insulted.
"Yes, it's me!" Meng Xinghe looked down upon Ma Wencai and treated him completely like air. He walked into Li Haiyu and saw that she was just like Ma Wencai, and looked down on him for wearing cold clothes. Such a woman is vulgar!
Young Master Meng smiled lewdly, "Haha! Indecent? What is indecent? Who dares to say that I am indecent to a woman who controls me openly?" At this point, Young Master Meng glanced hard at Li Haiyu's face, which was quite complacent.
, "Want to know what etiquette means? I'll teach you!"
Master Meng suddenly opened his arms, hugged Li Haiyu tightly, and pressed her tightly against his chest. Then he leaned down and kissed Li Haiyu's red lips fiercely. While Li Haiyu was panicking, his three-inch perfect
With his tongue, he pried open Li Haiyu's teeth and forcibly snatched the first kiss of a yellow-flowered girl.
Etiquette, that’s how it is!
It happened almost in an instant. By the time everyone had reacted from the visual shock, Meng Xinghe had already let go of Li Haiyu, and with his wolf-like eyes, he stared at her and said: "Please remember! Take it away.
The person you kissed for the first time was me, Meng Xinghe!"
He kept silent, rolled his sleeves, and left in a high profile. The three words Meng Xinghe said were particularly heavy!
Li Haiyu stood there blankly, while Ma Wencai twisted his old face and asked all the questions about Meng Xinghe's ancestors. If his father, the county magistrate, hadn't repeatedly warned him not to become enemies with Meng Xinghe, I'm afraid Ma Wencai would have punched him long ago.
He punched Meng Xinghe on the nose.
"Miss Li! That fellow Meng Xinghe is immoral. If the lady wants to accuse him of indecent assault, I shall bear witness for the lady!" Although Ma Wencai said he was a gentleman, he had already scolded Meng thousands of times in his heart.
Xinghe Naba San has been against him many times. Today, in front of everyone, he insulted his admirer, seriously insulted his face, and pushed his corners. Unless he gets rid of this person, he will have trouble sleeping and eating!
Li Haiyu didn't know whether he lost his soul or his heart. He stood there dumbfounded, biting his red lips.
Seeing her silence, gentleman Ma Wencai said: "Miss Li, don't worry, this person has done many evil things and has a bad character. He will be punished one day!" If he can't touch you, he will curse you to death. Ma Wencai looked at you angrily.
Meng Xinghe led Li Haiyu to the direction of the wise men in tonight's poetry meeting.
Meng Xinghe Ji Xuan came to his three friends, picked up the tea on the table, and drank it hard for a while. He just kissed Li Haiyu, and he got some comfort from both his dignity and his heart. However, that was not true after all.
It's a glorious thing, and it's also forceful. Whether it's gone too far, the other party is still a young lady. Today, being deeply influenced by feudal ideas, whether she can get married in the future is still a question!
He thought a lot in his mind, and secretly looked at Li Haiyu, and found that she looked dull. Master Meng drank himself a sip of tea, thinking that he was worried too much, so he should relax, lean back on the chair, close his eyes and rest.
Kissing a woman is not a big deal! What is important is the gossip after the kiss. While Master Meng was recuperating, Chai Shao and Qin wished them a happy chat. During this period, there was no lack of praise for Master Meng's appearance.
, especially his passionate kiss, which simply challenges the endurance of the eyes. He can combine strength and emotion with his mouth to express his thoughts. In the future, it will definitely become a must-have trick for all beauty lovers to pick up girls.
From the superb teasing technique just now to the shocking kiss now, Master Meng left them with not only mystery, but also mystery. What he did seemed absurd, but also had a magical power that made people rush to imitate it.
Chai Shao found more and more that Meng Xinghe's brain was much smarter than before. In the performance art of dealing with women, he had already surpassed him, a master who was new to the school. He opened up a new route by himself. Chai Shao was puzzled.
What kind of magical skill has Xinghe practiced? Can it cleanse the marrow and train the brain to make him so strong?
"It must be the "Sunflower Collection" he talked about a few days ago. Otherwise, with his lower IQ than mine, he would never have had so many weird ideas." Thinking of what he mentioned many times in the chat with Meng Xinghe a few days ago.
Magic skills, and even more so when Meng Xinghe strongly recommended him to practice it, Chai Shao regretted not accepting his kindness at that time.
Looking at Meng Xinghe with resentment, Mr. Chai swore in his heart that next time he would make him hand over the "Sunflower Collection". Even if he died, he would learn it, learn it ruthlessly, and risk his life.
Adhering to the idea of picking up girls first and seeking higher, faster and stronger ways to pick up girls, Mr. Chai made up his mind and took a new step to practice this skill!
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At the end of the moon, people meet at dusk! Celebrities from all over the country in Taoyuan County flocked into Chunxiang Tower in groups before the poetry competition began, and found their own seats to sit down. The poetry competition had not yet started.
Some talented people eagerly showed off their talents and started chanting poems to each other!
Several students located in Meng Xinghe's official position must have some ideas in their minds and started asking each other for advice.
"Brother Li, let's warm up before the game starts!" A scholar in white stood up first, shook the folding fan in his hand, and said:
"I passed the examination at the Poetry Society, and passed the imperial examination at the highest level. I have been in the top three for several days, so what can Longmen do to me?"
"Okay! Brother Wang is really a talented person!" The man named Li clapped his hands and stood up from his seat. He put his hands on his back and pretended to be deep in thought. He suddenly opened the fan in his hand and pointed in front of him.
:
"Red candles never leave the sky, and everyone gathers in a paradise. I say that the wine in the cup will bring a beautiful woman back with me."
"What a poem!" There was a burst of cheers, and all the students in the official team immediately started making noises. Both students were reciting the poems, so naturally everyone admired them and applauded!
This is also called a good poem, my god! I can write it in junior high school, and it is worse than a limerick. Seeing the eyes of Chai Shao, Qin Guan, and Zhu Zhishan, Meng Xinghe said in Shao Shao's ear: "Chai Shao
Brother! Go up and have sex with your hands, it’s so wet (poetry)”
"This? No! You know that I have little talent and little knowledge. Let alone reciting poetry, I can't even copy poetry!" Chai Shao said tenderly. Most of his life is spent on women's bellies. When he has free time, he can study! Ask him
Writing poetry is really difficult for him!
Meng Xinghe's eyes lit up: "No imitation! I'll teach you." Then he whispered a few words into Young Master Chai's ear, and Young Master Chai's eyes shone like a wolf!