This chapter is purely for imitation and plagiarism to practice. The fastest update. But obviously I can't even reach 1% of the crazy level. It's a failure.
From today to the fifteenth day of the first lunar month, there will be one session a day.
But a word of warning, don’t be greedy or insufficient.
Chapter 102 The Perfect Producer
He almost destroyed the Ningguang Sword Sect's residence, snatched away millions of other people's savings, and kept saying that he was invited in. Only Xiao Ran could do this in this world.
After a long time, Xu Zhengdao finally accepted the fact. His knees bent hard, and even Xiao Ran didn't react. "Thank you, Master!" Xu Zhengdao said gratefully, with tears on his face, as he knelt in front of Xiao Ran.
Looking at Xu Zhengdao who was in tears, Xiao Ran quickly helped him up. Then Xiao Ran took out a jade bottle and gave it to Xu Zhengdao and said: "This time because I had a head-on confrontation with the Ningguang Sword Sect, I didn't get any benefits.
.Inside this bottle is the immortal infant of the elder who guards the warehouse of the Ningguang Sword Sect. It seems to have the cultivation level of the Nine Heavens Mysterious Immortal. There is also the alchemy room of the Ningguang Sword Sect. There are a total of six immortals in it, and I want four of them.
They came to help me make elixirs. Two others died accidentally, so I can't let you see it. You can just take a look." Xiao Ran said casually, but soon he remembered something and took out another
A jade bottle was given to Mr. Xu, "This is the fairy infant of the Great Luo Jinxian. It seems to be called He Sorui. I heard that he is the most promising disciple of the Ningguang Sword Sect. I caught it by chance. You can handle it yourself."
When Xu Zhengdao heard this, he carefully took the jade bottle. After he opened the jade bottle, the fairy baby inside flew out immediately, but Xu Zhengdao had already laid a layer of barrier around the jade bottle, and the fairy baby bumped into the barrier.
, the force he had been holding back suddenly gave out, and he stood up again in a daze and cursed: "You bastard, if you have the ability, let me out, what's the point of sneak attack!"
"Aren't you talking nonsense? A sneak attack saves effort and money. I'm not a fool. If I don't attack you by surprise, why would I fight you openly?" Xiao Ran said as if he was looking at a stupid pen.
Soon, Xianying saw Xu Zhengdao in front of him. After staring at Xu Zhengdao for a long time, Xianying suddenly pointed at Xu Zhengdao and shouted, "It's you, I remembered, you are the immortal named Xu."
, what’s your name, you actually killed so many disciples of the Ningguang Sword Sect!”
"What qualifications do you have to yell in front of me now? I can crush you to death with one hand!" Xu Zhengdao suppressed the anger in his heart and said, and then the jade bottle had a strong suction, and the immortal was once again
Ying sucked it back. As for the jade bottle containing He Rui's fairy baby, Xu Zhengdao returned it to Xiao Ran without even looking at it. Then Xu Zhengdao adjusted his mood and said calmly: "Thank you, Master. Master, what you did is simply incredible.
It's better than me killing or taking away 100 million people who want to join the Ningguang Sword Sect as disciples. I feel like my great revenge has been half avenged. Next time something good like this happens, I hope you can do it.
Take me with you so that I can kill my enemies with my own hands."
Seeing Xu Zhengdao's sincere request, Xiao Ran nodded, and then asked: "When will Lao Suntou come back? Why don't we gather the craftsmen to the station now, and we'll leave now."
"It should arrive in the next few days." Xu Zhengdao thought for a while and replied, "Then I will go and tell the craftsmen to gather together first."
After Mr. Xu left, Xiao Ran headed in the opposite direction to a secluded place in the Lingling Holy World.
"It's almost time to torture the people of the Five Elements Spirit Sect and the Shangqing Sword Sect." Xiao Ran went to a cliff, facing the vast grassland in the Spirit Holy World, and took out a square seal. Then Xiao Ran hit it
A series of hand seals and square seals floated up, opening up an inverted funnel-shaped light. When the light reached its hour mark, the three elders of the Shangqing Sword Sect were piled on the lawn like stacks of arhats. They saw the posture of the three of them, and their
With his tattered body and disheveled hair, Xiao Ran suddenly had an inspiration. Then he pointed his finger at the three elders, and a restriction sealed their fairy infants.
By the time the three of them woke up after screaming, the camera in Xiao Ran's hand had flashed countless times. On the other side, Xiao Ran had already set up a one-meter-high tripod, and a DV was placed on the tripod.
above, all three people’s voices and movements were recorded.
"You three, take off your clothes quickly, don't affect the effect of this film!" Xiao Ran said angrily, looking at the three elders who were about to stand up, and said dissatisfiedly.
"Why should we listen to you! Let me tell you, we are the elders of the Shangqing Sword Sect. Now your Shengji Sect must have been captured by our Shangqing Sword Sect. I advise you to let us go quickly. We can still do it.
Consider letting you, the sect leader, live!" the seventh elder of Shangqing Sword Sect shouted Xuan Xuan.
"The Shangqing Sword Sect is nothing in front of me!" Xiao Ran fanned the air a few times, and the elder was slapped to the ground and took a bite of grass.
"I'm still not convinced." Xiao Ran raised his hand again, and with a bang, the elder's raised head dropped again, "I am now inside the Holy Gate of the Immortal Realm, and there is nothing wrong at all!"
Xiao Ran was unreasonable, and his spiritual thoughts directly condensed into the favorite Ultraman of the islanders. He rushed over and started to attack the seventh elder of the Shangqing Sword Sect. The seventh elder was originally imprisoned in the space of Qiankun Luo Tianyin.
, there are traces of Xuan Ji Zi Lei everywhere, and they were suppressed by Xiao Ran. But how can the Seventh Elder, an immortal in the early stage of Nine Heavens Xuan Immortal, stop him? Within a few days after entering, he was already scarred and lost his combat effectiveness. Now he is even more...
After sealing the Immortal Infant, he couldn't use any Immortal Energy, and his physical fitness was worse than that of an ordinary person. As soon as Ultraman's stunt came out, the other two elders who heard the seven elders' tragic screams had cold sweat on their heads.
, the muscles on his face were twitching constantly.
Under Ultraman's brilliant skills, several of the Seventh Elder's bones were broken, his face was green and red, the clothes that were originally remnants of cloth had long since turned into pieces, and one of the Seventh Elders was stabbed by various grass tips.
His skin was unbearably itchy, but every movement caused pain all over his body, which was even worse than killing him.
"Are you two going to take it off by yourself or do you want me to help you?" Xiao Ran looked at the other two people with an evil smile. Ultraman, who had been transformed by his spiritual thoughts and was almost transparent, also started to move with an expression on his face.
Extraordinarily rich.
The two Nine Heavens Mysterious Immortals looked at me and I looked at you. They had long been frightened to death by the tragedy of the Seven Elders and had no will to resist. The two immediately knelt down and said: "I have a confidential message, and
The Shengji Sect is closely related, as long as you promise to let me go, I will tell you!"
Xiao Ran looked at the two Jiutian Xuanxian who said in unison, thought for a moment and agreed: "Okay, no problem." Then Xiao Ran frowned and said with some embarrassment, "But you only have one piece of information, and I can't do it at the same time.
Let you two go. Who is the one who said it?"
"You stay here and wait until I get out and find someone to save you. You just have to suffer for me for a while!" Yuan Xiao said silently in his heart, and then kicked the third elder next to him to the ground.
, and then said: "I said it, I said it!"
"It's up to you. Whoever, please take off your clothes and lie down on the grass aside!" Xiao Ran pointed at the immortal on the ground and ordered. The immortal glared at Yuan Xiao with a resentful expression for a while, and then turned to Ultraman.
Under the fierce supervision, he honestly took off his clothes and pants, and lay down on the lawn with a sad face.
"You can say it now."
"The thing is like this, an immortal named Yuyi came to our Shangqing Sword Sect and said that he knew the location of the Holy Ji Sect in the immortal world. So our Shangqing Sword Sect decided to do this..." After Yuan Xiao finished narrating, he
He looked at Xiao Ran expectantly and asked, "Can you let me go now?"
Xiao Ran went through everything Yuan Xiao said. Then he returned to his role. He looked at Yuan Xiao and said angrily: "You can't leave!"
"Why? Didn't I tell you everything I know?"
"I have known these things for a long time. So what you said is of no use at all."
"It's invalid if you don't accept it. Do you want to take it off yourself or should I help you?"
Yuan Xiao looked at Xiao Ran's evil smile and had a bad feeling in his heart, so he immediately ran in the opposite direction, faster than a rabbit. "If he were to participate in a 100-meter race on earth, this Yuan Xiao
It can definitely break the record! What a waste!" Xiao Ran thought with regret.
Then, under Xiao Ran's lustful power, all three of them turned naked and lay on the lawn.
"Well, that's right. Can't that old seventh man move? It's okay, yes, yes, that's good. Just lie down like that and keep your movements!"
"Who is that? The third child is lying on top of the seventh child. Don't stiffen your body. Imagine there is a woman underneath you! Who told you to lie down like that? Turn your body upside down. Yes, that's it!"
"Lao Qi, open your mouth...open it, will you open it wider?"
"That second child, what are you doing? Hurry up and help, align the position of the third child..."
"What are you doing? You want to commit murder. Please be gentle. Didn't you see that Lao Qi is out of breath?"
"...so clumsily, the second child walked to the third child's mouth..."
"Lift up the third child... Slowly, be careful not to choke the seventh child... Okay, stop - stop, it's three centimeters higher. Do you know it's three centimeters? Put it down a little!... Second child, you can move forward by yourself.
Take a few steps, and the third child will open his mouth and get ready..."
"Everyone smiled, don't look uglier than your dead parents!"
"Put your lips together - oh, I'm sorry, I made a mistake. I can't seem to purse my lips except for my dick!"
"Okay, this is the movement, keep it, and make it feel like you are enjoying it. All three of you must make this expression!"
"Second child, you are the easiest, but the least standard. Raise the corners of your mouth a little higher! ...Hands, don't have no place to put your hands and hold the third child back!"
Next, under Xiao Ran's guidance, the three of them performed a series of actions. After the three of them finished, Xiao Ran felt that the dv had recorded his own voice and was very dissatisfied, so he ordered the three of them to do it again.
I practiced it again without myself, and then recorded the complete dv.
"Okay, here are three sets of clothes. Put them on first, and don't embarrass me when you go out." Xiao Ran took back his DVD and camera with satisfaction, and then threw the three of them into the Qiankun Luotian Seal again.
"Oops, I actually forgot that there are many female disciples of Shangqing Sword Sect and Five Elements Spirit Sect inside. What a mistake! But I'm going to run away now, so I'd better stay until next time to continue!" Xiao Ran then
I suddenly felt very depressed when I remembered that there were other immortals imprisoned in the Qiankun Luotian Seal.
"I didn't expect that I still have the skills of a producer. Although there is still a gap with some regions, at least I have directed several movies. The last movie about the Paladin of Light was a best-seller all over the world! Fortunately, this time
I have been prepared for a long time and bought a complete set of recording equipment. Hey, there are also computer production methods. The future of our Shengjimen will be bright. I am really too smart!" Xiao Ran boasted a lot.
, and then left the Lingling Holy World.
"Everyone is here?" Xiao Ran found Mr. Xu and asked.
"They're all here. And Lao Suntou has come back," Mr. Xu replied.
"In this case, you go and call all the immortals from the three bandit groups, Daluo Jinxian and Jiutian Xuanxian. There is only an empty city left here for the people who come to cry!" Xiao Ran said lightly.
Half a day later, Xiao Ran, along with his three wives, Mr. Xu, Lao Suntou and others, quietly collected the Holy Linglong Tower and left Sky Blue Star directly through the teleportation array. Their whereabouts were unknown.