"Boss, where are I going? Didn't you say that the bandit group is coming to attack us? Then we should also sneak attack the bandit group's station. Why did we end up in the Yin and Yang Realm? Visit and download the txt novel Boss, you don't know how.
It's stupid to sneak attack on others' Shangqing Sword Sect and Five Elements Spirit Sect who are ready to attack. This is obviously not our style!" Monkey asked as he followed Xiao Ran.
"Then what is our original style?"
"Take advantage, the more shameless the better!" the monkey said excitedly.
After the monkey finished speaking, he found that everyone consciously stayed three meters away from him. Finally, the glasses walked to the monkey.
"It's better for you to treat me glasses!" the monkey thought in his heart.
But Glasses said to the monkey with a serious face: "Monkey, how can you do this! Nowadays, everyone advocates civilization, and of course we should act in line with civilization. Your inferior thoughts really make us feel sad for you!"
These are all what you taught me! The monkey suddenly felt like crying and was abandoned by everyone.
"Old Sun Tou, where is this place?" When Xiao Ran and others arrived at a relatively prosperous city, Xiao Ran asked the tour guide Lao Sun Tou.
Lao Suntou shook his head helplessly and replied somewhat depressedly: "Sir, you were the one leading the way just now. I thought you knew where to go, so I never looked at the planet we passed. This place is not familiar to me either.
planet, so we have no idea where we are."
"What, does that mean we are lost?" Tianhua asked in disbelief.
Seeing Lao Sun nodding his head, everyone's faces suddenly darkened, and everyone looked at Xiao Ran with resentful expressions.
Being looked at by so many people, Xiao Ran straightened his hair without changing his expression or heartbeat, and then said proudly: "How about it, I'm very handsome!"
"Bang——" Everyone fell to the ground, dumbfounded and speechless as they looked at Xiao Ran.
Finally, amidst everyone's scolding, Xiao Ran reluctantly dragged Yuan Xiao out to ask for directions.
As soon as Yuan Xiao came outside, he finally saw the flow of people coming and going, the bustling streets and tall buildings. "Immortals, they are all immortals. I finally returned to the immortal world! The emperor has paid off!" Yuan Xiao came out.
, saw the scenery in front of him, and immediately shouted out excitedly.
Many people on the street were called out by Yuan Xiao, and their eyes were all focused on Yuan Xiao. But when they saw Yuan Xiao's tattered clothes and messy hair, they all changed their surprise into contempt, as if they were looking at a fool.
They stared at Yuan Xiao for a few times, and then dispersed, leaving Yuan Xiao alone and still shouting.
"Fortunately, I was smart and immediately entered the crowd of onlookers who didn't know the truth. Otherwise, I would have been despised by everyone!" Xiao Ran very smartly led the others out of the crowd. In order to prevent Yuan Xiao from continuing to scream, King Kong a few times
Someone got some oranges from nowhere and stuffed them into Yuan Xiao's mouth. Then everyone surrounded Yuan Xiao and dragged him into an alley.
"Boss, where did you catch this little brother? He almost embarrassed us all!" Monkey complained with lingering fear.
"This is the second elder of the Shangqing Sword Sect. Didn't I ask him to come out and show us the way?" Xiao Ran said depressedly, and then he took out the orange from Yuan Xiao's mouth and gave it back to King Kong.
Asked: "King Kong, where did you get the oranges? Why have I never told you about them before?"
"This, I remember it seemed like I brought it from the earth. Because it was almost rotten when I brought it to the world of cultivation, so I dug out a piece of mud and threw it into the storage ring. Unexpectedly, the rotten orange took root and sprouted.
The orange tree came out, so I had to keep a steady stream of oranges in my storage ring!" King Kong said, and then took out more than a dozen oranges. No one shared one among them, and some oranges even had oranges on them.
Looking at the green leaves, the glasses and the monkey were constantly amazed, "This is okay!"
"What's the name? I just gave you something to eat and you didn't want to eat it, and now you want to scream!" Jingang found out that Yuan Xiao was still cursing Xiao Ran, and immediately became angry, "How dare you scold me, the boss? If the boss hadn't stopped me, you would
He has died countless times!"
"Second Elder, do you think you were not satisfied with my skills last time and want to try again? It just so happens that I was not very satisfied with what happened last time and want to find a few more people!" Xiao Ran looked at Yuan
Xiao, said with a smile.
Yuan Xiao immediately shuddered, covered his mouth, and then said to Xiao Ran with a pleading expression: "I'm satisfied, I'll do whatever you say, senior. I promise that I won't let a fart out without senior's order in the future."
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The conversation between Xiao Ran and Yuan Xiao was completely incomprehensible to outsiders. But the three of them immediately understood what was going on, and the three of them immediately gave Xiao Ran a look that said he was awesome.
"Where is this place? Where is the Shangqing Sword Sect? How to get there?"
"What? Are you going to attack the Shangqing Sword Sect? I will never tell you!" Yuan Xiao shouted excitedly upon hearing this.
The monkey snatched the orange from King Kong's hand and immediately stuffed it into Yuan Xiao's mouth. In King Kong's sad and angry eyes, the glasses slapped the orange with his palm, forcing the orange into Yuan Xiao's stomach. The glasses and
The two monkeys high-fived each other and were very satisfied with their cooperation. "You have eaten your food, now you can talk. Otherwise, I will find an aunt on the roadside and help the boss complete his unfinished business!"
Glasses looked at Yuan Xiao with a wicked smile and said.
"Glasses, who just said we should be civilized? I think we should find an old man to give them to him!" Monkey retorted.
King Kong curled his lips and said, "I think what's most wrong is that you two took away my oranges without my consent. And what you just said was disrespectful of women's rights and the rights of the elderly. I object to that."
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"Okay, then we're not looking for anything anymore. King Kong, we've decided on you! You can finally join the international entertainment industry!" Glasses and Monkey said at the same time.
Under the coercion and inducement of the four people, Yuan Xiao wailed and told everything he knew, and then was kicked back to the Qiankun Luotian Seal by Xiao Ran. "I have never seen such a mean person, and we have to do it ourselves."
Being willing to beg for mercy is simply a miracle of an immortal!" Xiao Ran said speechlessly.
Immediately everyone nodded and took the initiative to keep a distance of three meters from Xiao Ran and the four of them, making the four of Xiao Ran dumbfounded.
"This is all Yuan Xiao's fault. I must take good care of him when I go back!" the four of them thought in their minds. Poor Yuan Xiao had no idea that it was because of his masochistic tendencies that he was raped by the four Xiao Ran brothers.
I'm thinking about it.
"No, Master, are we really going to challenge the Shangqing Sword Sect?" Mu Linkong asked with some disbelief.
"Are there any apprentices like you?" Xiao Ran gave Mu Linkong a slap in the face and said angrily, "Do you have so much confidence in me, master? I think your uncle and I together only had about ten people.
A large sect in the cultivation world with nearly 100,000 people was wiped out in less than a day."
"Master, this is the immortal world, and there are not many earthly immortals in the world of cultivation. How can we compare like this!" Mu Linkong said unconvinced.
"Why did I accept a disciple with no ambition like you? I am really blind!" Xiao Ran gave Mu Lingkong another slap in the face with dissatisfaction.
A group of people just fought and passed one teleportation array after another, and finally arrived at the territory controlled by the Shangqing Sword Sect in Xuanshui Water: the Sword Star Alliance.
After Xiao Ran and others arrived here, they came to the Sword Blade Star, the first auxiliary star of the Sword Star Complex. "Master, let's find an inn to rest first. After traveling thousands of miles here, we must keep up our spirits before we can use our full energy.
Treat the next battle with enthusiasm!"
"Kong'er, it seems that you are becoming more and more aware of people's emotions. You are making progress!" Xiao Ran said.
"Thank you for the compliment, master." Then Mu Linkong looked at Xiao Ran expectantly.
"What do you want to do? Why don't you go find the inn quickly? Don't you see that all of us are waiting for you?" Xiao Ran said sullenly.
Mu Linkong said "Oh" and went to look for an inn on the road. After a while, Mu Linkong came back with an excited face: "Master, I have found it. Masters, uncles, sisters, and others."
Everyone goes to rest."
Xiao Ran immediately praised Mu Linkong again, and then led the others in the direction Mu Linkong pointed, leaving Mu Linkong standing alone, his smile completely frozen.
"Waiter, bring out some of the best dishes here. There are fourteen of us here. The dishes must be delicious. If they are not delicious, there is no need to bring them up." Mu Linkong found a big table and put all the dishes there.
The person took a seat and then gave instructions to the waiter who came with a smile on his face.
When the waiter heard about such a big deal and looked at the expensive clothes on Xiao Ran and others, he knew that it was a big customer. He immediately became happy and did not dare to neglect, "Okay, don't worry, the immortal, we will
The food and wine here are all of the best, you’re guaranteed to be satisfied!”
After the food started to be served in the kitchen, the waiter did not leave and stood next to Xiao Ran's table waiting for orders.
Mu Linkong frowned, and then said unhappily: "You have nothing to do here, just go and do whatever you have to do!"
"Yes, yes, I will leave right now. I won't disturb the guests. If you have anything, just call me." After the waiter finished speaking, he took out the white cloth on his shoulder and wiped the corner of the table again.
Then leave.
"Wait a minute, I have something to ask you." Just as the waiter was about to leave, Lao Suntou stopped him and asked casually, "Where is this place?"
"It must be the first time for some of you to come to us, otherwise how could you not know what is going on here? We are the Sword Star Alliance. It consists of Sword Blade Star, Sword Star, Sword Hilt Star, Sword Dust Star, etc.
A combination of seven planets. Here is the Blade Star, the first subsidiary star of the Blade Star, and the most economically developed planet among all the alliances. To the east is the largest main star, the Blade Star, with the Supernatant on it.
There are seven sword cultivating sects, mainly large and small, called the Sword Immortal Union, which is famous even in Xuanshui. The villain looks like several of them are dressed like children of some big families. I don’t know who they are.
It’s not that you want to join the Shangqing Sword Sect. If so, you can ask the shopkeeper. He is a lay disciple of the Shangqing Sword Sect. He specializes in managing secular economic affairs. He is also very popular among the Shangqing Sword Sect.
Prestige." Xiao Shiwen replied sincerely.
"These are three high-grade immortal crystals. Take them and go do other things." Lao Suntou took out three high-grade immortal crystals and gave them to the waiter before sending him away.
"I can't take such valuable property, so this guest officer should take it back." The waiter turned his face aside and immediately said softly to Lao Suntou, and then pushed the fairy crystal back.
"There is no reason why I haven't taken back the fairy crystal I took out. Are you afraid that the origin of my fairy crystal is abnormal?" Old Suntou said with some displeasure, his voice gradually rising.
Xiao Eryi was nervous, threw the fairy crystal on Xiao Ran's table, and ran away immediately.
"Old Suntou, please take back the fairy crystal. I think this waiter has something to hide." Xu Zhengdao said slowly to Old Suntou.
"Mr. Xu, how did you see this?" Xuan Yi, who had been silent next to him, asked for the first time.
"Xuan Yi, you need to carefully observe the expression on the waiter's face. I think the young master, the young master and a few others have already noticed it." Mr. Xu said with a smile.
Xiao Ran and others nodded and started to eat the food casually.