"What special dishes do you guys know? The boss said that the dishes these days are not very good, so the three of you must use your best skills to satisfy everyone, otherwise you won't
I did it here." It turned out that the owner of the hotel walked up to the three people with glasses and said to the three people with glasses forcefully with a sad look on his face.
"Just do whatever you have to do, and the three of us will naturally make dishes that satisfy others." Monkey said with a fierce look, then he looked at the owner of the hotel and slowly added: "But...
But you need to provide us with enough materials." "Hey, I can only feel sorry for you, boss. If you don't pretend to be a gangster, you might be discovered by others." After the monkey finished speaking, he thought silently in his heart.
arrive.
The boss nodded thoughtfully, then turned around and walked out of the kitchen where the three monkeys were.
"It's already the third day since we came here. I think the boss has already come back from there, or has been here for several days, so I decided that we will carry out the plan at noon today." Watching the boss walk out of the kitchen,
Glasses then quietly closed the door and said to Monkey and King Kong.[
"Monkey, you go wash the croton."
"King Kong, you go cut up the blood dragon grass and chop it into fine pieces."
Glasses commanded.
"What are you doing with your glasses?" Monkey and King Kong asked in unison.
"Of course I am your commander." Glasses replied matter-of-factly.
Monkey and King Kong looked at each other, and then shouted at the glasses in unison: "Why don't you die!"
After he was asked to wash the glasses, he wiped the sweat from his forehead and said: "Damn it, cooking is really not a job that men should do. I didn't expect that my back would be sore in such a short time. I'll beat you to death in the future."
I don’t even want to do it anymore!” Then the glasses turned to the monkey who was boiling water and cast an admiring look: “Monkey, I didn’t expect you to cook! You cooked all the dishes for the past few days, and you didn’t even do it.
Eat dead people, you are indeed the first choice for a househusband."
The monkey gave the glasses a matter-of-fact expression and said proudly: "Of course, don't look at what I, the monkey, do. There are three hundred and sixty-five lines, and I am slightly proficient in each line."
At this time, King Kong also carefully cut the last section of the blood dragon grass root, and then put down the knife in his hand: "Monkey, why haven't I seen you cooking before? How did you cook the food a few days ago?
Ah, you don’t even want us to watch it, now you just say something!”
"Hey, since you must learn, I won't hide it, but whether you can learn or not depends on your luck." The monkey sighed.
Glasses and King Kong patted their chests and replied matter-of-factly: "We are all immortal cultivators. Don't we even know how to do something as simple as cooking? Tell me!"
"Actually, there is a three-word secret to cooking."
"Well, tell me, we'll remember it!" Glasses and King Kong took out a pamphlet from somewhere, holding a pen in their hands. They looked at the monkey with concentration and nervousness, for fear of leaking any word.
"That means washing, cutting, and cooking! Just add chicken essence and salt for seasoning. You can taste the saltiness yourself. In the end, you just have to wait until everything is cooked, then it is considered cooked."
"Monkey, are you sure you can cook?" Glasses and King Kong put down their pens and asked in disbelief.
"Of course I will!"
"M, lgb!" Glasses cursed, threw the pen to the ground, looked at the monkey angrily and said: "Fortunately, we are lucky, otherwise we would have been dragged out and shot. You can't even kill people if you do this.
It’s nothing short of a miracle!”
King Kong seemed much calmer, and he solemnly wrote down everything the monkey said on paper.
As if seeing a confidant, the monkey walked up to King Kong, put his arm on King Kong's shoulders, looked into his eyes with disdain, and said: "Glasses, your taste is really bad. You see, King Kong, an honest man, knows how I cook."
By the way, you still doubt me, hey, it seems you have no talent for cooking!"[
As soon as the monkey finished speaking, he heard a "hiss--" sound. When he turned his head, King Kong was holding the piece of paper he had just written on and folded it into the shape of a boat. Just when the monkey wanted to ask a question
At that moment, Vajra's hand suddenly caught fire, and Vajra muttered: "Jade Emperor, Tathagata Buddha, you must bless those who died tragically in the hands of monkeys to have a better life in hell. If you find someone
Those who cook this way must be caught, and we can’t let them harm ordinary ghosts again!”
After King Kong finished burning the paper in his hand, he turned around silently, looked at Monkey and Glasses, who had a look of dementia, and said calmly: "Monkey, I suddenly realized that although your brain is a little stupider than mine, your cooking skills
Your art is so much worse than mine. It seems you still have a lot of room for improvement!"
"I'll beat your lungs out!" the monkey cried bitterly.
Later, in a collective vote of three people, Monkey became the one who helped King Kong and Glasses fight, completely losing the position of chef he had occupied for two days.
Glasses was ready for everything, letting the monkey continue to burn the pot with an ordinary flame, and asked King Kong next to him: "King Kong, how do you think these crotons should be cooked to make them delicious?"
"I think it should be cooked and eaten!" King Kong insisted.
"Then how should it be cooked?"
"Three words, wash, cut and boil, so now we only have the last step left." King Kong calmly poured a large amount of water into the pot.
Glasses nodded and said: "I think so too. Monkey, don't wait too long, hurry up and increase the firepower."
"Animals!" The monkey was releasing low-level flames while listening carefully to King Kong and others' exchange of cooking skills. He was stunned and screamed hysterically.
After the three grown men struggled for more than an hour, pots and pots of mashed potato-like stuff finally came out "fresh".
Glasses picked up a bowl and spoon placed next to him, filled a small bowl, put it in front of his nose and smelled it, then handed it to the monkey with an intoxicated look on his face and said: "Monkey, why don't you taste it first?"
The monkey rolled his eyes and said, "You think I'm an idiot for letting me eat a bowl of shit-yellow stuff that is obviously filled with blood dragon grass! You'd better leave it to King Kong. He happens to be strong and can withstand the medicine.
effect."
Upon hearing this, King Kong's face turned pale, and he hurriedly hid behind the pillar and stuck out his head and said, "Glasses, you are relatively weak, and I think the amount of Blood Dragon Grass is not very large. It is just for you to replenish your health. So this
This is an extremely rare opportunity, so I will give it to you generously. By the way, your face is red now with the glasses, so I advise you to be more careful."
"Why are you blushing? It's because I have been next to the pot, so my body temperature is relatively high and my face is red." Glasses put the bowl of soup in his hand on the table. "Why am I in a bad state today? My mind has been confused.
I'm confused." Glasses thought secretly in his mind, "There is a beautiful woman in front of you! King Kong, Monkey, if you don't do it, I will!" Glasses' tone suddenly changed, and he said a long paragraph that King Kong and Monkey completely listened to.
If you don’t understand, then in the confused expressions of King Kong and Monkey, the glasses rushed to the pillar in front of him, and then started a fiery dance.
"Monkey, are you sure your glasses didn't take the wrong medicine today?"
"The three of us have been together all the time, and I haven't seen him take any medicine!"
"Then why did the glasses suddenly look like this?"
"Why do you care about this? Don't you find that the dance performed by glasses is very valuable!"
"From what you said, it seems like this is what happened!"
Then the monkey and King Kong became quiet and watched the glasses dance around the pillar.
About a minute later, under the surprised eyes of Monkey and King Kong, the glasses not only did not stop, but also slowly took off his shirt.[
"Wow! The glasses are so open!" the monkey exclaimed as if he had discovered a new continent.
King Kong directly took out his camera and took pictures of the series of movements of the glasses. In the end, he still felt that it was not enough, so he simply took out the camera and started filming a documentary about the glasses from all angles. This made the monkey whose ring was stolen
I am so depressed that I can only live my life on one side.
"Holy shit!" the monkey suddenly screamed. King Kong was holding the camera tremblingly and excited.
After about ten minutes of this, the monkey sighed and said, "King Kong, put the camera here."
Half an hour later.
"Monkey, I found a serious problem."
"What's the problem?"
"The glasses are actually poisoned by blood dragon grass!"
"I also discovered it. And every pot here is still emitting heat." Monkey said seriously.
"Then what do we do?"
"Run!" the monkey said and ran out of the kitchen.
King Kong put down the camera and focused the camera on his glasses, which were holding his whole body on a pillar, his lower body constantly making certain movements. Then he dropped everything and immediately ran out of the kitchen, slamming the door shut.
The two of them sat down on the table outside the kitchen in relief, breathing heavily.
"King Kong, how much time has passed?"
"It's been an hour." King Kong estimated the time and replied.
"It looks like dinner is about to begin. Have your glasses come out?" Monkey said nervously.
King Kong shook his head: "It hasn't come out yet."
"Don't worry, King Kong. Although Glasses is relatively weak, he is a cultivator after all, so don't worry too much." Monkey looked at King Kong's worried expression and comforted him.
"Actually, I was thinking about how we were going to get in later."
"It's simple. We just need to open the protective cover and go in to isolate all the gas." After the monkey said it, he put a slightly white transparent protective cover on himself, then boldly opened the kitchen door and walked in.
When King Kong saw the monkey entering, he opened the protective shield and strode in with a resolute expression on his face.
Sure enough, when the two of them went in, the glasses still kept the same action as when they went out. No matter how the monkey and King Kong called him, it had no effect. The monkey winked at King Kong, and King Kong immediately walked to the side of the glasses, holding both hands
I hugged the glasses and tried to pull them off the pillar. But after three minutes of pulling, even the monkey finally came up to help, and still couldn't pull the glasses off.
"Glasses, it seems I can only pray to God to bless you." King Kong and Monkey gave up the idea of rescuing the spectacles and said with regret.
"I didn't expect that even someone as high as glasses would be like this. Fortunately, I was smart and didn't touch the Blood Dragon Grass. Otherwise, I don't know how I died." The monkey was secretly grateful in his heart, and then took out one after another from the cabinet.
Ladle the shit-yellow mushy liquid in the pot into the iron bucket, and then the powerful King Kong lifts the bucket to the dining table outside.
After all the croton paste in the kitchen was finally cleared out, another half an hour passed, and the glasses finally stopped slowly and fell to the ground.
"It's weird! This kind of unedited video will definitely have more than one billion clicks on the earth!" Monkey excitedly picked up the camera on the ground and played back the recorded scenes, exclaiming in amazement, "No
To think that the glasses can be such a master, we didn't notice it before!" Monkey and King Kong looked at the glasses and thought in their hearts.
The two hid the camera and other items, then woke up the glasses, and talked to him in a confused manner, which made the glasses confused. In the end, the glasses completely forgot about being unconscious.