"Attention" The Spring Festival update has been completely completed. From now on, it will be two days a week, and updates will be added from time to time on holidays. Please forgive me. Of course, I don't have the shame to ask for red tickets.
Next session, 26th.
Chapter 120: Bloated stomach and indigestion
The three of them still struggled for three hours. The bandits and others were already hungry and couldn't wait. After the glasses and others informed everyone that they could eat, they didn't care whether the croton paste was ugly or not, and just ate it with big mouthfuls.
Go down. Only the few masters who supported their status could be in the hotel. They found a table according to their status, looked at the three glasses with a cold expression, and then slowly began to taste the works of glasses and others.
The three people with glasses looked on and swallowed a mouthful of saliva. They were also very nervous. If the food they made did not taste good, they would get angry and arrest them or even kill them on the spot. Then they would definitely fulfill the promise they made.
I will be laughed at by Xiao Ran.[
Under the nervous gaze of the three people, the Da Luo Jinxian and Jiutian Xuanxian all picked up the spoon and took a brief taste. Then they put down the spoon and lay on the back of the chair to taste it slowly. This process was very slow, but the glasses and others were sweating profusely.
. But soon the faces of these experts showed expressions of disbelief. A Daluo Jinxian immediately slapped the table and said: "This is really delicious. Come on, bring me three more big bowls. I want to eat it this time."
Enjoy it!" After saying that, regardless of his status as a master, the Daluo Jinxian picked up the whole bowl and brought it to his mouth and drank it all.
"Yes, yes! If you want to drink, God, of course drink as much as you can!" Monkey said with a smile, "I'm afraid that if you drink too much, even the god will not be able to save you." However, Monkey kept these half words in his heart.
, but I dare not say it casually.
It's okay not to taste it. Once they tasted it, all the immortals couldn't put it down and shouted for another bowl. The three people with glasses suddenly burst into laughter and immediately got busy, removing the original bowl and putting another one in front of everyone.
I had two full bowls.
"Drink, drink, drink to your heart's content, now it will be a wonder of the world!" Glasses snickered in his heart.
"Poof -" Suddenly there was a clear sound in the store, and then an immortal in the early stage of Daluo Jinxian suddenly covered his stomach and stood up from his seat, "Ouch, my stomach is so bloated, you guys eat first
, I went to the toilet and after saying this, the Daluo Jinxian turned red and covered his stomach without caring about the others and ran towards the hotel's toilet!
"Haha, this idiot!" A group of people suddenly laughed.
"Puff——" There was another sound. Then several immortals immediately jumped up, and suddenly hundreds of pairs of shining eyes were staring at that immortal. The immortal's face turned red and he slapped the table and said: "Damn it.
"What on earth did those chefs cook yesterday? I've been feeling uncomfortable in my stomach until now. It looks like I can only leave these delicacies to you!" After saying this, the immortal covered his stomach in frustration and ran to the back room of the hotel.
go.
"Immortals can actually have diarrhea. It turns out that croton is more effective than any other poison!" The three people with glasses looked at the scenes in front of them and wanted to laugh but couldn't.
At first, everyone thought this was just a common phenomenon, and some immortals even talked about it as a topic of conversation during meals: "They must have eaten something unclean secretly, that's why they are like this."
"I think so, I guess they went out for sex last night." Some other immortals laughed.
But soon, bursts of fart sounds came from the dining table, one after another, and a stench gradually spread from the hotel.
One by one, the immortals began to run towards the backyard.
At this time, there was chaos outside the hotel. Countless immortals were holding their stomachs and trying to find a toilet to solve the problem. However, these toilets were either scattered in civilian homes in the city and were difficult to find, or they were already occupied. There were several.
The immortal couldn't bear it any longer, so he flew as fast as possible to the desert where they came from, where he found a random place, took off his pants, and defecated, with a happy expression on his face.
However, many immortals were so anxious that they never thought of it. Those with low cultivation levels had poor endurance and held it in for too long, so they defecated on their pants on the way to the toilet. Later, they saw the same situation with their companions.
The immortal simply dug a small hole on the spot, then hurriedly took off his pants and squatted on the ground. Soon their faces showed happy expressions, as if they had won a five million jackpot.
"How many people have diarrhea?" Yuan Pei had already gone into the toilet. The Jiutian Xuanxian he brought saw that almost all the Daluo Jinxian in the hotel had disappeared, and he knew that something was wrong, so he immediately rushed outside and faced
shouted in the street.
However, the Nine Heavens Mysterious Immortal just shouted one sentence and took a deep breath, and the air smelling of shit was inhaled into his stomach. "Cough cough - cough cough - what bastard!" the old man cursed.
He said a word, but no one responded to him. When he opened his eyes and looked at the street, he discovered an unprecedented scene. The bandits and even the disciples of his Shangqing Sword Sect all took off their pants.
Squatting on the ground, there was a crackling sound under him, and he looked at him with confusion.
The old man was immediately frightened. When he reacted, his stomach made a "gurgling" sound, and then he began to experience slow pain in his lower abdomen. And his twelve fingers
There was also a faint feeling of pain and swelling in the intestines and even lower parts of the intestines. "What's going on? Am I not a cultivator? Why is this happening?" The old man roared hysterically in his heart, but at this time his stomach became more and more painful.
The pain became more and more painful, and the old man hurriedly ran back to the hotel and entered the back room. But as soon as he entered the back room, he was dumbfounded. Dozens of Da Luo Jinxian looked in pain, holding their stomachs and hunched over in a long line.
Long queue.
"Damn it! I'm the Nine Heavens Mysterious Immortal!" The old man's heart trembled, and he immediately pushed aside the people in front of him, knocked open the door of the latrine, and rushed in.
"Damn it, you bastard, you've been pooping in this for a long time and haven't come out yet. Do you want to occupy the toilet and not poop?" As soon as the old man entered the toilet, he saw the Daluo Jinxian who entered the toilet at the beginning with an intoxicated look on his face.
The ground was on the latrine, and he was immediately out of breath. Immediately, without caring about his own face, the old man pulled up the Daluo Jinxian who was still occupying the seat and threw it aside, and then squatted on it himself. This
Jiutian Xuanxian's face changed faster than anything else, and his whole body immediately relaxed, and his face was full of comfort.[
"No! This meal is poisonous! We are all poisoned! Those chefs were still here just now, but now they have run away!" Shi Mensha said in shock, "This is not something we can resist at all. Don't worry about it now.
"Three people, please go check your Dantian quickly. If you find any abnormality, tell everyone and get rid of it immediately!" Seeing this situation, Shimensha immediately reacted, because even he gradually felt that he had abdominal distension and pain.
The situation. All the nine-day immortals who heard the voice of Shimensha did not dare to neglect, and immediately became angry in their dantian. All their spiritual consciousness was withdrawn into their own meridians and dantian to find the source of the toxin.
The three people with glasses stood on the roof, listening to the remarks of the Nine Heavens Mysterious Immortals below, and exclaimed in their hearts: "A group of Sabi, Chinese medicine is profound and profound, and has penetrated into every cell of your body. There is nothing you immortals can get rid of!"
"Glasses, monkey, let's get out of here quickly. Even if we want to watch a good show, our noses can't bear it!" King Kong has been covering his nose for a long time, but he saw that glasses and monkey were fine, so he kept
He stayed here watching the show for so long. But even if he covered his nose for so long, he couldn't stand it anymore.
"Holy crap! You didn't tell me earlier, King Kong!" Glasses and Monkey immediately covered their noses, looked at King Kong resentfully and said in unison: "It's okay if you don't remind us. Once you remind us, we will feel quite extreme."
And it stinks so much!" After saying that, the three of them teleported out as fast as possible.
Soon, a pungent and strong odor spread from the city and permeated the nearby air. You could even see a faint yellowing in the air. All the residents in the city closed their doors, some to prevent bandits from breaking in.
, and also nailed horizontal and vertical wooden strips to the houses. The whole city was originally dilapidated due to the attacks of bandits, and now it is more like a dead city. The only difference is that the roads and corners and alleys are full of yellow or light yellow.
The mixed liquid mixed with some pasty and granular things overflowed in small pits, and above the small pits, there was actually a person who had taken off his ordinary pants and was squatting on it with a happy face.
"The boss's plan is really too poisonous!" Monkey and the others used their spiritual consciousness to explore the situation in the distance. They all gasped and sweat broke out on their foreheads. "Fortunately, the boss did not use this trick on us."
, otherwise I don’t know how he died.”
Sure enough, as expected by the three glasses, Shimensha and a group of nine-day immortals searched for a long time and searched through the sea of Qi in the Dantian. Except for the increasing pain in their stomachs, they could not find any trace of their own poisoning.
At this moment, a violent scream suddenly came from outside the hotel!
"ah--"
"Haha, it's really started! The power of Blood Dragon Grass is really powerful!" The consciousness of the glasses caught the scene and laughed immediately.
Monkey and King Kong looked at the glasses on the side, and recalled in their minds the way the glasses hugged the pillar tightly and rubbed up and down an hour ago. The two of them suddenly felt aggrieved and their faces turned red, and finally pointed
Glasses burst out laughing.
"Why are you two laughing?" Glasses turned around and asked.
"It's okay, it's okay! We saw you laughing, so we laughed with you. You go on, don't worry about us two! Haha -" Monkey and King Kong quickly explained, but as soon as they saw the appearance of the glasses, they burst into laughter again.
Glasses looked at Monkey and King Kong with depression, smiling even happier than himself, and immediately felt that they were hiding something from him, but he couldn't figure out what it was.
It turned out that what the consciousness of the glasses saw was that a man squatting outside suddenly turned rosy, and his hanging penis gradually... Finally, the man roared and stood up, and immediately ran to the nearest place to him.
The immortal next to him pushed the other person's head down so that his buttocks arched up, and then he started to jerk up. The male immortal who had his asshole fucked then let out a hysterical roar.
This heart-piercing scream immediately attracted the attention of the immortals next to them. Originally, they were still trying their best to restrain their impulsive desires (there were no female immortals nearby), but what the immortal did immediately made their minds burn.
As soon as it lit up, the suppressed desire began to expand again.
With the first one taking the lead, everything went into chaos. The entire Sky Blue Star became smoky. Fortunately, those female fairies were shy, so they almost all went to the desert to find a hidden place to solve the problem.
The effect of Blood Dragon Grass on these female immortals is not very obvious. It is only physiological at most. For example, the chest becomes flat, a beard grows on the chin, the Adam's apple gradually protrudes, the voice becomes deeper and hoarse, and the face
Its outline gradually became square.
Only those who have reached the Nine Heavens Xuanxian level and have not eaten more than half a bowl of croton paste can barely restrain the power of diarrhea and blood dragon grass aphrodisiac and continue to stay in their seats to preside over the overall situation. Among them, except for the three interstellar bandits,
The leader, Shangqing Sword Sect, except for the elders with a foreign surname who supported Qing Gao without eating a bite, everyone else arrived where they were supposed to go.