"It seems that we can't rush to the Buddhist world. If a big Buddha comes out and pats me in the Buddhist world, I will die. I'd better prepare myself carefully." Xiao Ran muttered to himself for a while, and then mobilized his divine energy.
, the whole person was as blurry as if his soul had been sucked out, and immediately disappeared without a trace.
"Sure enough, the interstellar teleportation is more useful. Immortal weapons like Tissot are better for sightseeing." In the starry sky, a figure slowly walked out, looked at the army that was constantly fighting below, shook his head for a while, and then went down.
flew over.
"Glasses, you said that the boss has been gone for more than half a year, and he will not have ascended to the divine world." The monkey pinched the improved version of the flame thorn in his hand and played with it. Opposite him, a demon cultivator in the early stage of the Nine Heavens Mysterious Immortal showed a smile on his face.
There was a look of horror, and then the whole person was burned to ashes by the black flames.
"It's really boring. It's so lonely without the ancient immortals as opponents." King Kong's long stick flew in his hand, and he knocked back all the three Nine Heavens Mysterious Immortals who came up to entangle him. He easily killed several people in the opponent's camp and then flew back.
Go to the monkey.
"I think the boss should be enjoying himself at home right now." Glasses was silent for a while and then said to the two of them.
Xiao Ran's mind scanned the whole place and found that the three people with glasses were together. He immediately planned to fly down to meet the three of them. After hearing that the three of them were talking bad about him behind his back, Xiao Ran thought in his heart: "I will work hard outside to make money."
Nai Fenqian, you actually said that I am happy and carefree at home. There are two outsiders and a daughter at home, how can I be happy? Is it easy for me!"
"Do you feel that your opponents are too weak and there is no pressure? I happen to have two birdmen here who can be your thugs. Why don't you go practice for a few days?"
"Aren't all the birdmen dead? If there were any birdmen, I would have killed them a long time ago, you name it." The monkey said casually.
"Hey, glasses, was that what you said just now?"
Glasses shook his head in confusion.
"Did you say it, King Kong?" Monkey turned to King Kong again and asked.
King Kong shook his head quickly.
"That's weird. Could it be that the boss is here? Why didn't I notice it?" Monkey scratched the back of his head and said with a depressed look.
"Hey, ah, it's you, boss. You don't know how much I miss you during your absence. I miss you every day and every night, waiting for you to come back. Boss, we miss you.
It's so painful!" The monkey suddenly found that the hand scratching the back of his head was grabbed by someone. Suddenly the monkey turned into a bitter face and turned his head with difficulty and said.
Seeing the monkey rushing towards him, Xiao Ran jumped back and said with fear: "Don't come over, I don't have that kind of hobby. Monkey, don't you think your three wives are actually thinking about me?
As expected, the spirit of the Fire Mother Stone is a female, and you have become a female too."
"King Kong, I think we should stay away from the monkeys." Glasses turned to King Kong next to him with a serious expression.
"Glasses, what are you still standing there for? Come here quickly." King Kong had already stood ten meters away from the monkey and shouted to the spectacles. The spectacles suddenly felt like crying, "I also reminded you specially.
Now, you actually ran so fast without telling me, how can you be such an honest person!"
"Monkey, I have two birdmen here. As long as you can beat them, just kill them. How about letting you take revenge on your own?" Xiao Ran looked at the monkey and said with an evil smile.
Monkey immediately shuddered in his heart, thinking, if I can beat him, I still need to hang out here. Monkey immediately put on a flattering smile and said: "Boss, I was just joking just now, you don't want to
Just take it seriously. Boss, what's going on with you? If you just say a word, I will go to hell for you and I'll do anything for you!"
Seeing Monkey patting his chest and promising, Xiao Ran immediately looked at Monkey with gratified eyes, patted Monkey solemnly on the shoulder and said: "Monkey, I understand what you mean. The boss happens to have a difficult task to hand over now.
Here it is, if you get a lot of benefits after doing it, I don’t know if you are willing to do it.”
Monkey raised his head and glanced at Xiao Ran. When he saw Xiao Ran's serious face, he immediately said: "Don't worry, boss, I promise to complete the task!"
"King Kong, a monkey can't accomplish this alone, and I need your help. You are already a body-trainer. This time you can learn advanced body-training techniques. By then, it will not be a matter of training your body to the level of a divine weapon."
Dream, are you interested?" Xiao Ran raised the corner of his mouth slightly and looked at Jingang Dao with a sincere face.
Monkey noticed the curvature of the corner of Xiao Ran's mouth, and his heart suddenly dropped to the bottom: "It's over, it's over, the boss is smiling like this, I will definitely die with King Kong. Damn it, why didn't I expect that the boss is such a person just now!"
Just when the monkey regretted it, King Kong couldn't wait to agree. After thinking about it, Glasses found that both the monkey and King Kong had benefited, but he was the only one who didn't. He immediately said coquettishly: "Boss, don't you have a little bit of me?"
Any benefit?"
"There must be benefits. If this is not your benefit, it may be smaller, so I didn't tell you because I was afraid you wouldn't be happy. Since you want it too, let's go together." Xiao Ran said with a smile. Hehe, everyone
It was delivered to my door without me wasting my saliva.
As he thought about it, the corners of Xiao Ran's mouth curled up slightly involuntarily.
After the three people noticed this detail, they immediately regretted how they agreed so quickly. Every time Xiao Ran showed such an expression, it meant that someone was going to be unlucky. But this time they were not watching the show, but themselves.
Up.
"Boss, where are we going with you?" the monkey asked with a look of resentment.
Xiao Ran looked at the monkey with a smile, and said easily: "I will take you to become a monk!"
After hearing this, the three monkeys were stunned. Each of them made their mouths so long that they could fit an egg in. They looked at Xiao Ran in disbelief and said: "Boss, there is not even half a temple in the fairy world. Where can we become monks? Boss, please stop joking.
Already."
"Who told you to become a monk in the fairy world?"
"Boss, not even in the world of cultivation!"
"The place we are going to is the Buddhist world, the Pure Land of Ultimate Bliss! There are all the Avalokitesvara, Bodhisattva, Tathagata, Buddha, and Maitreya Buddha there. What do you think? I'm interested!" Xiao Ran said cheerfully.
"Boss, isn't there the Jade Emperor in the God Realm? I think I might as well go to the God Realm. There are bald heads everywhere in the Buddha Realm. It's so boring!" The monkey immediately shook his head and said like a rattle.
"Monkey, we immortal cultivators shouldn't care about such details. Besides, everyone is bald, so as long as you become bald, that's fine." Xiao Ran said with a half-smile.
The three of them looked at each other, and finally asked in unison: "Boss, are we all going to be bald?"
"That's right! Come on, come on, don't worry, I've already found some scissors and stuff. I think it's better to shave your head than to shave your head, so we'll get shaved first today." Xiao Ran said, already taking out a lot of shaved hair.
tools.
"Boss, wait a minute! I have one more question!" When the monkey saw the scissors and other tools in Xiao Ran's hand, he shuddered and stopped immediately.
Xiao Ran stopped with a look of displeasure, looked at the monkey and said: "Monkey, you ask, after you ask, I will operate on you first."
"Boss, didn't all those Buddhas have their hair permed? Why don't we just perm it into curly hair like the Buddha's? Why do we need to be tonsured!"
"Buddha is Buddha. When you reach the Buddhist world, you will be just a monk and nun at most. When you become the abbot of a temple or something, you won't need to be bald." Xiao Ran patiently explained to the monkey.
"Boss, I have another question - ah, boss, I don't want it -"
Unfortunately, the monkey's screams did not have any effect. The surrounding area had long been isolated by Xiao Ran with restrictions. People outside could not see the monkey, Xiao Ran and others at all. By the time the monkey's series of screams were completed, Xiao Ran had already gone up.
He shaved the monkey's hair. Then Xiao Ran smiled at the ashen-faced Glasses and King Kong. Their faces were immediately uglier than death, waiting for Xiao Ran to come up with a smile.
When Xiao Ran shaved off the hair of the three of them, the three of them immediately pointed at Xiao Ran and asked in unison: "Boss, why don't you shave it yourself!"
"My cultivation level is very high. I have reached the Buddha's level, so I don't need to shave. Besides, no one will be able to see my transformation unless I am a super expert in the Heavenly Realm." Xiao Ran said carelessly.
Suddenly the three of them could only knock out their teeth and swallow them in their mouths. There was no other way, even though their cultivation level was low. From then on, the three of them made up their minds to improve their cultivation level, and they would never do such a shameful thing again in the future. But
How could the three of them have imagined that Xiao Ran had a secret technique taught by a cheap master. Otherwise, with Xiao Ran's cultivation level, if he really met a master, he would have seen through his true face at a glance. By then, Xiao Ran would not be satisfied.
Pursued in the Buddhist world.
Regardless of this, Xiao Ran looked at the three people's bare heads, snickering in his heart, and said to the depressed three people: "Glasses, monkey, your two wives should have ascended. I don't know if you have."
Go find them?"
After hearing this, Hou Hou and Yan Jing nodded and said: "Boss, our Shengji Sect is more proud of us. They and some of their family members have all ascended safely. Since our Shengji Sect made its name in the fairy world, those disciples
There are also other sect members scattered outside who have automatically found their way back. Moreover, the Ascension Ponds in various places have listed our Shengji Sect under the nine major sects. Anyone who is not blind can definitely see it."
"That's good. Let's go see each other for the last time, and then we can go to the Buddhist world to wander around, and how about visiting those super characters in YY novels." Xiao Ran suggested.
Several people rolled their eyes at Xiao Ran and thought resentfully in their hearts: "We are all bald and you actually want us to go see other people. It's so inhumane!"
Glasses and Monkey then took King Kong and Xiao Ran away from the area where the demon cultivators and immortal cultivators were confronting each other, and flew towards the safe area at the rear. Originally, they wanted to go through the teleportation array, but it was too troublesome for Xiao Ran to hear it.
So, I simply took the three of them to experience the feeling of interstellar teleportation. In less than an hour, they traveled through the interstellar space and arrived at the Sky Blue Star in the Black Devouring Star Territory. It turned out that the wives of Glasses and Monkey found them after they ascended.
At the suggestion of Monkey and Glasses, a few people from Shengjimen settled down on Skyblue Star. After the previous large-scale construction of Skyblue Star, the current Skyblue Star has changed drastically, and it is different from the large or even super-large cities in the outer circle.
Everything is available, and the living conditions in the city are quite complete.