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Chapter 9 440 Rumors in the Buddhist World 4
"Monkey, wait a minute. I'm going to buy some gifts to bring to them. Otherwise, I, as the big brother, will be too unkind." After entering the city, Xiao Ran left Monkey and Glasses and his group and went to the business district alone. Monkey and
Glasses and King Kong didn't even dare to look for Bai Lingshuang, Bai Lingfeng, Bai Lingzhi and others. These three people are now bareheaded. If they are recognized by others, they will be unable to explain with several mouths, and their reputation in this life will be completely ruined.
Dropped.
So the three of them sneaked into a clothing store. Under the strange eyes of the owner of the clothing store, the three of them took out the fairy crystal and bought three hats as quickly as possible. After the three of them put the hats on their heads, they acted openly and honestly.
and walked onto the street.
As soon as the glasses and others went out with their hats on, they found that Xiao Ran had been standing at the door of the clothing store for a while.
Seeing Xiao Ran's expression that looked like a smile but not a smile, Monkey subconsciously felt that something was not good. Only King Kong showed off his carefully selected hat in front of Xiao Ran and said: "Boss, I have good taste!"
"Well, not bad. Boss, I just bought a new set of clothes for each of you, and they are custom-made. I think it will definitely look more stylish with your hat." Xiao Ran nodded with a smile.
"Boss, you actually found out that you bought clothes for all our brothers. I love you so much!" King Kong said excitedly after hearing this.
Monkey and Glasses looked at Xiao Ran with suspicion, waiting uneasily for the clothes Xiao Ran took out. However, the two of them thought about it, no matter how ugly the clothes were, there should be no problem, and they felt relieved.
After wearing the same glasses, he even looked forward to Xiao Ran with grateful eyes.
"Look, these are the clothes I personally designed for you just now. No more than one piece for each person. Come, come, hold it." Xiao Ran carelessly took three identical pieces of clothes from the storage ring.
He pulled it out and gave it to the three people.
When the three monkeys saw the clothes in their hands, they immediately fell into a state of petrification.
"Don't look at me like that. I know you are very grateful to me, boss, but there's no point in saying thank you to each other. If you want to thank me, just put your clothes on quickly and let me see if they fit.
It's suitable. If it doesn't fit, I can go to the boss to refund the money. Each of these clothes requires a medium-grade fairy crystal!" Xiao Ran said proudly.
"I'll beat your lungs out!"
Finally, after the three people's pleading, Xiao Ran finally agreed not to send the three people to a clothing store to change clothes. But in exchange, the three people also took off their hats at Xiao Ran's request. According to
According to Xiao Ran, this means adjusting your mentality first to adapt to the environment.
After meeting Huang Ying and others, the three of them were laughed at for a long time by the four girls. Then they also had a sumptuous meal under the warm hospitality of the four girls. Huang Ying and the third girl named Bai
The food cooked by the sisters is considered to be top-notch in the fairy world. Even Xiao Ran, who is very picky about food, was full of praise and ate a lot at once. After drinking and eating, when it was already late, Xiao Ran gave the monkey and glasses
They each conveyed a message and then went to sleep. Monkey and Glasses both blushed, and then they smiled obscenely at each other, then said a few words in the ears of their wives, and turned the girls around.
His ears turned red as he spoke, and he secretly twisted the two men's waists hard.
When King Kong lowered his head to finish eating a chicken leg, he suddenly found that everyone in front of him had disappeared. "Boss, they are really wasting food. They have such a small appetite and they have to cook so many dishes. Fortunately, there are people like me, King Kong, who understand.
Diligence and thrift, hey!" King Kong sighed longly at the chicken bones in front of him, and then moved his hands quickly on the dining table.
After King Kong had eaten and drank enough, he fell down on the table and fell asleep. But Xiao Ran was in tragedy. Xiao Ran, who was in the room, threw the pillow to the ground and cursed: "Damn, why are you so energetic!
I have a home and I can't go back, damn!" After scolding, Xiao Ran placed a soundproofing ban on the bedside, picked up the pillow on the ground depressedly, put his head under the quilt and closed his eyes.
An hour later, Xiao Ran had tossed and turned on the bed more than a dozen times. Xiao Ran suddenly stood up from the bed, threw the pillow again, and cursed: "What the fuck! It's not over anymore, why don't you let me go?"
Go to bed! I don’t know that the whole house is shaking!” Xiao Ran cursed at the ceiling, teleported out of the room angrily, and went to the street to enjoy the cool air.
Early the next morning, Monkey and Glasses, full of energy and red faces, stood in front of Xiao Ran's door and kept knocking on the door. When they saw Xiao Ran opening the door belatedly, they burst out laughing. Xiao Ran's eyes were hanging.
With deep dark circles under his eyes, he stared at the two of them in confusion: "Get out of here!" After saying that, Xiao Ran slammed the door, walked to the bed and fell asleep.
It wasn't until three o'clock in the morning that day that Xiao Ran came out in a bad mood. Huang Ying and others had already known last night that Monkey and others would be leaving for a long time. Although Monkey and the glasses did not explain it, the four women knew about their husbands.
And Xiao Ran had enough confidence, so he didn't worry about any danger to the few of them. After saying goodbye reluctantly, Xiao Ran looked at the four girls and said solemnly: "You four are all my sisters-in-law.
Don't worry. I will never let your husband do such immoral things when we get outside. Some things that cannot be done more should be moderated. I will supervise them, otherwise even an iron man will not be able to bear it.
!" After Xiao Ran finished speaking, he led the three of them away.
The four girls looked at each other with flushed faces, stamped their feet, and shyly closed the door to thank the guests.
After hearing Xiao Ran's last few words, Glasses and Monkey couldn't hold back their laughter.
"Glasses, monkey, I just made a decision."
"Boss, what's the decision?" King Kong asked curiously.
"Since you two disturbed my normal schedule last night, your pocket money will be halved after arriving at the Buddha Realm. All the halved pocket money will be considered King Kong's." Xiao Ran said leisurely.
"No, boss, boss, you can't be like this!" Monkey and Glasses suddenly turned from laughing to crying and said with sad and indignant expressions.
"Boss, I think your decision is right. When I was dreaming last night, I dreamed that several immortals were fighting, making all kinds of noises, and the ground was shaking. I couldn't even dream. It must have been them.
The two of them were causing trouble while I was sleeping!" King Kong said with an indignant look.
Xiao Ran immediately looked at the glasses and the monkey with a look that, you see, the eyes of the crowd are sharp.
The two of them immediately followed Xiao Ran with dejected expressions, staring at King Kong with murderous eyes. However, King Kong didn't appreciate it at all, because King Kong had already decided that it was the glasses and the monkey that made his dreams so bloody.
Xiao Ran took the three of them out of the city and came to a desert on the Sky Blue Star. Then he said to the three of them: "You all put on your clothes for me, and these straw sandals. To be a monk, you must behave like a monk."
Don't look at me with that look, boss, it's better if I don't put a few ring scars on each of your heads."
Immediately, the boss of the three reluctantly put on the cassock that Xiao Ran designed for several people. In order to show that he was a person of status, Xiao Ran specially designed the cassock in an earthy yellow color, as if it had been passed down for many years.
The clothes were the same for hundreds of years. Then several gold threads were made on them and threaded into squares. After the gold threads were finished, they were polished again, and their color became very dull, unlike the clothes.
Very proportionate.
Monkey is already very thin, and with this cassock, the whole person looks like a stick. King Kong has a arrogant face, which does not match the cassock, but looks like a Vajra Arhat or something. The glasses are the image.
The best ones are just like ordinary little monks.
Seeing that the three of them looked decent, Xiao Ran nodded with great satisfaction and said: "Not bad, not bad." After saying that, Xiao Ran suddenly transformed and turned into a Buddha. This Buddha had big lop ears and a round face.
He looked a little thin, and his hair was curled and pinned into buns as if it had been permed. The so-called Buddha has thirty-two features, and this is one of them, the "top bun image." And on Xiao Ran's head
Behind him, he created a golden aperture that was constantly shining.
"Damn it, boss, you're going against the will of heaven! You're so cool!" Yan Yan and the others shouted out immediately when they saw Xiao Ran's current appearance.
"Hey, when we get to the Buddhist world, we have to pretend to be people with status. People like me are successful in cultivation, so you just pretend to be my disciples or other ascetics. Anyway, don't let people think that we are
Just be a wild monk." Xiao Ran said with a smile, and the golden circle on the back of his head also glowed softly when he smiled, making the glasses and others suddenly feel that Xiao Ran's image had improved several levels.
The three of them looked at Xiao Ran with caution in their eyes.
"If you have the ability, just change yourself. If someone sees it, just don't say you know me." Xiao Ran said casually.
"Then let's forget it." The three people's illusions were immediately extinguished by Xiao Ran.
Okay, here are eight relics. These three were left behind after the death of the Nine Heavenly Mysterious Immortal Buddha. You swallow them all, and then according to my instructions, refine part of the relics into your own Dantian. The other part
Let the Immortal Infant swallow it, so that the body can have the breath of cultivating Buddhism. There are three more from the Daluo Jinxian. You can each take one in your hand.
Xiao Ran said, first he swallowed the Nine Heavens Mysterious Immortal-level relics in his hand, and the divine energy in his body that had been completely transformed due to the origin of the soul world wrapped up the relics and immediately refined them. Then Xiao Ran
He also helped three people refine the relics.
"You put the relic in your mouth, and then hold hands, remember to tighten it, otherwise they may be separated during the teleportation, and it will be too difficult to find someone in the huge Buddhist world." Xiao Ran finished.
, took out the only relic of the ancient immortal level.
Under the power of Xiao Ran's divine power, the relic slowly rose to the top of everyone's heads. The outermost layer of gray on the relic gradually faded away, revealing the golden texture inside. At this moment, Xiao Ran and the four of them had already grasped the
Holding hands, they surrounded the city in a circle. Xiao Ran shouted low, and in his reluctant eyes, the thread binding the leaves on his chest was disconnected first, and then the leaves flew out and were illuminated by the light of the relic.