After Xiao Ran and the others in Yan Yan talked for a while about what they had experienced in the past hundred years, Yan Yan and King Kong looked at Xiao Ran with a very resentful expression: "Boss, what do you think about the monkey?"
"Didn't I tell you that I am innocent? How could you doubt me like this?" Xiao Ran said angrily, "The Black Spirit Divine Stone will appear in front of me. Am I still waiting for others to get it?
! Just because you’re handsome, you have a good character, there’s nothing you can do about it!”
King Kong and Glasses were sweating in their hearts at this time: Does this have anything to do with being handsome? It seems that except for you, an old monster who can run outside the ascension channel and die, our group of people will definitely die if we go in!
But Xiao Ran ignored all of this, because the ten monkeys fell into the inner circle just like him. Monkey, monkey, don't blame me, you know it's not easy for a man with a family to support his family, my family
There are still children waiting for me to buy Nai pink money. If you unfortunately fall into the world of transvestites, I can only burn some paper money for you. Xiao Ran thought.
"Don't worry, I believe we will be able to find the monkey after seventy or eighty years!" Xiao Ran assured, patting his chest.
"I'll beat your lungs out!"
At this time, the monkey was alone without any clothes and was being chased by some mysterious object on a certain planet. The monkey was completely running for his life at this time. The only thoughts in the monkey's mind were "Jade Emperor, Guanyin Bodhisattva, Oh Meituo"
Buddha, Tathagata bless me this time. If you spiritual beasts let me escape this time, I will find the boss to kill you next time." But how could the monkey know that his bright future has been irresponsible?
Xiao Ran has made up his mind. If the monkey knew what Xiao Ran was thinking now, he would probably have a death wish.
After discussing the monkey problem, Xiao Ran felt that he would go to a few other places this time to see if there were any other flying disciples who could be taken together to practice in the Holy Universe Mirror. So Xiao Ran immediately went to say something to Bai Mei and others.
Then he led everyone away.
"King Kong, you have to seize the opportunity yourself. Once you pass this village, there will be no place like this." When he was about to leave Blue Star, Glasses patted King Kong on the shoulder and said earnestly.
"You are wrong about the glasses. Emotions need to be cultivated slowly. And my cultivation is not enough." King Kong's eyes flashed with strange light as he looked at the eyes of many young and handsome immortals in the farewell procession opposite.
The urge to swallow was discouraged. However, the glasses still irresponsibly called for Qiu Jingwen to come here.
"Master, are you just letting them go like this? It's too cheap for them. And they still have a few middle-grade immortal weapons in their hands." Zhong Yinqiu was very unwilling and wanted to take back the things that belonged to his sect.
, after all, Xiao Ran made her very unhappy.
"Qiu'er, you're talking nonsense. After all, the Glass Institute is also the orthodox successor of the Shushan Sword Sect in our human world. We also ascended from the human world. You can be his master among fellow sects. Don't you understand?"
The old Taoist with white eyebrows looked at Xiao Ran and others walking away carelessly and scolded Zhong Yinqiu.
"Master, you are too willing to give in. That Xiao Ran is not a righteous monk in any way. Those cultivation levels should have been obtained by taking drugs. Moreover, after we have ascended for thousands of years, we no longer know whether there is a lineage in the human world. I
It is suspected that the spiritual energy of the cultivation world has dissipated, but it may be true that the foundation of our world has been destroyed by these people." Zhong Yinqiu gave a brief analysis.
"Senior brother, I think what Qiu'er said makes sense. It would be too rash to let them leave without asking for their identities."
"Brother, headmaster, no matter how powerful an immortal who has been ascending in the world of cultivation for hundreds of years can achieve such a profound level of cultivation. I think back then, we had to forcibly suppress our cultivation based on the secret method and practice in the world of cultivation before we could ascend in the breaking world.
After that, he will have the cultivation level of Immortal Luo Tian. No matter how hard this kid practices, it is impossible for him to have such a great cultivation level.
"Yes." Another veteran analyzed, stroking his long red beard.
An old Taoist actually has a lot of evil intentions in his heart. If he really wants to reach the sky, then his cultivation level can be regarded as that of a dog.
"Qiu'er, if that's the case, then go and keep them. Can't the dignified Shushan sect still be unable to keep such a few people?" the red-bearded old Taoist ordered leisurely.
Zhong Yinqiu was very happy, but he still asked the old Taoist Baimei to speak.
Master Baimei nodded, "Junior brother is right, but I lacked consideration. If we take action, we will be injured, and Junior Brother Bai Yao happens to be outside. Qiu'er, you have also learned most of the essence of our positive and negative Liangyi formation in Shushan, so just
Use this formation to trap these people."
Zhong Yinqiu's beautiful eyes flashed, she turned around and flew away quickly.
"It's just a good time to test the power of this newly improved positive and negative array. If we can't trap them, we can have an excuse." The old Taoist with white eyebrows thought about it and left first.
"Humph, Qiu'er's cultivation level is low. I'll go and have a look at the higher level for the time being to avoid any trouble." Old Taoist Bai glared at a few people and left.
"Hey, where are the people? Why are they all gone? It's a waste of all my hard work to come back here, hey!" Xiao Ran sighed and looked at the group of people behind him, "I can't help it, I think they don't even appreciate the treat. It's really
It's annoying. Come on, come on, I think there is a place over there with enough spiritual energy, and the food will be delicious. Let's go there to eat." After Xiao Ran finished speaking, he teleported with everyone.
"Wait a moment, I'm going to ask something." Xiao Ran suddenly stopped suddenly while flying in the sky. "My dear fellow immortal, is there a canteen in the Shushan Sword Sect?"
"You have water in your head. You are a cultivator. Who can eat?" The immortal looked like he was on his way on urgent matters. Of course he was very unhappy when he was stopped by Xiao Ran. He cursed and then teleported away.
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Xiao Ran had the urge to take pictures of people on the spot. However, when he saw a group of people staring at him, Xiao Ran said to them sadly: "Don't they know that people are like iron rice or steel? Hey, a bunch of country bumpkins."
"Boss, isn't it just a meal? We have never eaten abalone, shark's fin, bear's paw, snake, or jumping over a wall. Boss, I am so disappointed that I haven't seen you for so many years." Glasses sighed with emotion.
"That's right, boss, you have embarrassed us all just for a meal."
"You are right!" Xiao Ran said with a dark face, "I originally wanted to find a place to try Ying'er's cooking skills, but it seems there is no other way. But speaking of which, I didn't bring much food, I just
It’s enough for my family. If you two don’t like the fireworks of the world, then don’t eat it.”
"If you don't want to eat, I won't eat. I'm afraid of food poisoning. King Kong, do you think it will be possible?" Glasses put his hand on King Kong's shoulder.
"I think what the boss said must make sense." King Kong threw away his glasses very honestly.
"King Kong will have your share later. Let's find a good place first." Xiao Ran smiled and walked towards the gate of Shu Mountain.
The glasses looked at King Kong as if he were looking at a precious animal, and exclaimed in his heart that the honest man he once was was no longer there.
"It's nice here. Let's eat here." Xiao Ran looked at the greenery all around, then took out a small table and a few sofas from the ring and made them.
"Dad, isn't this the gate of the Shushan Sword Sect? Isn't it going to violate the restrictions?" Xiao Yueying asked in confusion.
"Hey, you have to be low-key. There are formations in Shushan, so most people don't come here. Those few bull noses don't know how to eat, drink and have fun, so I'm here specifically to annoy them." Xiao Ran educated him earnestly.
"Husband, how can you bring such bad influence?" Chris said angrily.
"Big Mom, don't blame dad. After all, dad didn't think carefully. In fact, he should go to the place where their elders are retreating to eat, so as to influence them." Xiao Yueying thought for a while and said.
"That's fine. Ying'er is indeed my daughter. Where to go to eat next time, Ying'er, the more low-key the better!"
Chris and Wang Yuyao rolled their eyes, completely speechless.
"Come on, come on, don't talk about eating first, I'm starving to death." Xiao Ran took out the dishes made by the little girl Xiaoyue (not Yueyue!) from the ring and put them on the table.
Immediately, the delicious smell spread out everywhere. While looking at the colorful dishes with glasses, his mouth watered out.
Xiao Ran immediately kicked out his glasses angrily: "Get out of here—that unlucky kid from some family actually wants to affect my diet!"
"King Kong, what are you doing standing around here? Come and eat quickly!" Kris said to King Kong with a smile as she saw King Kong staring at the food without moving his chopsticks.
"Sister-in-law, do you really want to feed me?" King Kong asked unsurely.
"Damn it, are you going to be coy about eating?" Xiao Ran had already picked up the first piece of meat with chopsticks and said with a smile as he looked at his glasses with resentment.
Suddenly a black whirlwind appeared in front of Xiao Ran and the others. Through his glasses, he could only see darkness on the dining table in front of him. After a few seconds, only Xiao Ran and Wang Yuyao were left. The group of people looked at them with their mouths wide open and burping in disbelief.
of King Kong.
"Boss, what should I do? I'm only three cents full after eating, and I haven't eaten all these dishes. Boss, do you have any more? Give me another ten or twenty cents." King Kong touched his belly and said,
He said very embarrassedly, "Boss, why are you looking at me like this? Eat quickly, or you will get cold if you don't eat!"
Xiao Ran, Xinlian, and Xiao Yueying looked at King Kong and then at the very clean plates on the table that were swept away by the wind and clouds, and suddenly felt the urge to cry.
The glasses stared straight at King Kong, and said hesitantly: "King Kong, you... you... didn't you leave some for me?"
"Glasses, thank goodness we are still brothers. Am I the kind of person who would forget about brothers?" King Kong said slightly angrily, then he touched his right face and finally found half a noodle. Then King Kong opened his mouth wide and took it out.
The other half noodle walked straight up to the glasses and said, "How about the glasses? I'm so loyal! Come on, open your mouth wide and I'll feed you."
"Bump!" Glasses fell to the ground frothing at the mouth.
Wang Yuyao, Xinlian and Chrissy looked at King Kong in disbelief, pointed at King Kong with trembling hands and said: "Animal, animal!"
After Xiao Ran saw King Kong's malicious smile, he immediately covered himself with a restraint, and Xiao Yueying was also inside the restraint, so the two of them heard nothing and saw nothing, they just ate secretly from the side.
It's just the newly brought out dishes.
By the time everyone came to their senses, Xiao Ran and Xiao Yueying, the father and daughter, had already dealt with the aftermath, and said to everyone with a graceful face: "Wife (mom), we've finished eating, and we can leave."
"Bang! Bump! Bump!" Everyone pointed at Xiao Yueying and Xiao Ran, and it took them a long time to say: "A pair of animals!"
Among them, Glasses was the most aggrieved. Looking at Glasses with a look that was even more resentful than his dead wife, Xiao Ran, after giving each of his wives a dish, could only take out one portion and stuff it into Glasses with heartache.
.Immediately Yan Yan hugged him up excitedly. Xiao Ran kicked the glasses away and said in fear: "I have seen that you kid has such bad habits. I have a wife, how can it be cool?"
Stay and go!”
After hearing this, King Kong looked at Xiao Ran with a sober look on his face. The words in his eyes were obviously: So if you don't have a wife, you would also have that kind of hobby? Damn it, why didn't I see that these two people were like this before?
Where are the people!
"Dang~dang~dang~" Just as Yan Yan and the others couldn't wait to eat, three loud and distant bells rang out from the Shushan Sword Sect, and then Xiao Ran and others were blocked by a white light within a radius of several thousand miles.
Surrounded by the white mist, as the white light became more and more powerful, the place where Xiao Ran and others were was almost covered in white mist, and even their consciousness could not leave the five-meter range of the body.
"What happened? Which guy without eyes touched the formation, didn't you see others eating?" Glasses cursed, and then slowly approached Xiao Ran relying on his original memory. The other people were almost the same.
Due to the situation, everyone gathered around Xiao Ran in less than a while.
"What's going on with the glasses?" King Kong asked curiously.
"Someone touched the Shushan Formation." Glasses glanced at King Kong and said, then suddenly turned to King Kong and said in surprise, "King Kong, where did the chicken legs in your mouth come from?" (To be continued)