King Kong shook his hair very arrogantly and said: "Don't you know that I made a special trip back to Earth a few days before I was going to ascend? At that time, I saw that that gay fast food restaurant was doing more and more business in China.
So I sneaked into their breeding farm, and I tell you, those chickens are shocking if you don’t know what they are seeing. Those chickens have either six legs or ten wings! They are simply harming our Chinese consumers! I
In a fit of anger, I caught all the chickens they raised on the earth, and then found a group of people to pluck their feathers. Finally, I personally went to the flaming star of the Divine Fire Gate, found a crater, randomly arranged a formation, and roasted these mutated chickens.
I did it once, and finally put it all in the ring, so I brought it with me when I ascended!" King Kong took a bite of the chicken leg very proudly. www
"Is this okay?" Xiao Ran stared at King Kong eating with relish.
"No, then aren't we trapped here?" King Kong suddenly said depressedly, then he threw the chicken bones into the formation and randomly used a few big moves against the fog, but unexpectedly they were all absorbed.
Xiao Ran was also very depressed as he explored his spiritual thoughts. Fortunately, Xiao Ran only had divine thoughts as a god. To Xiao Ran, the protective formation in Shushan was like a useless thing and could not hinder his exploration of spiritual thoughts. However,
After a while, Xiao Ran's face gradually darkened.
Wang Yuyao asked: "What's wrong with my husband? Is there any problem?"
"Guys like Shushan, this formation is obviously activated by them to deal with us. Apart from us, there is not even a ghost here." Xiao Ran said lightly.
"Ah -" Glasses sat down on the ground. He knew the protective formation of Shushan very well. The protective formation of Shushan in the fairyland was not just a decoration. Dozens of formations were connected in a row.
Even if a large group of Jiutian Xuanxian comes, it will take two or three days to bombard them with magic weapons and immortal techniques to break them.
"It seems that Shushan in the Immortal Realm is not a good person, and he actually wants to use the formation to trap us here." Xiao Ran said with a dark face.
Even the glasses of the Shushan Sword Sect now have a lot of contempt for Shushan, the fairy world, and they have completely lost their sense of pride as a disciple of Shushan.
"How dare you use the killing array?" Xiao Ran's face turned completely dark now. "Do you really think we are so easy to bully?"
Xiao Ran turned his hand, and a small golden seal was held in his hand. Xiao Ran held out the small seal, and quickly drew strange symbols with both hands, and golden runes appeared from Xiao Ran's palm.
He touched the small golden seal floating in front of Xiao Ran. Suddenly a powerful momentum emanated from the small seal. Finally, when the square seal became about one meter in size, it slowly shrank back to its original size and returned to Xiao Ran.
in hands.
"Boss, help me, these fairy swords made of spiritual energy can't even hold on for a few times!" The glasses suddenly noticed that many white fairy swords rushed out of the mist and stabbed towards them, and they immediately screamed, very nervous.
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Xiao Ran looked at the speeding fairy sword with disdain, and snorted coldly. The huge spiritual thought directly destroyed so many fairy swords that had condensed into entities. Then Xiao Ran turned around and clamped the small golden seal between his fingers.
Four gleaming ancient characters immediately caught everyone's eyes: "Qiankun Luotian".
This seal is Xiao Ran's second cheap master, that so-and-so Tianzun, that is, Xiao Ran's master's master's master's master's master, that year's master, Jiuhuan's master's master's master's master, that old man and Xiao Ran's
Cheap Master No. 1 threw Xiao Ran a mid-grade artifact out of anger, and even Xuan Ji Zi Lei was imprisoned in this small square seal. Of course, this seal couldn't be some kind of fantian from the Kunlun sect.
The seals are comparable. If it were a Fan Tian Seal, Xiao Ran would definitely be able to mass produce it with sufficient materials and maintain both quality and quantity.
At this time, a purple thunder and lightning slowly emerged from the Qiankun Luotian Seal. This purple thunder seemed to be alive. First, he looked around, and then after seeing Xiao Ran, Zi Lei suddenly swayed, and then a lot of
The ground drilled out.
Xiao Ran smiled instead of being angry when he saw it, and then punched Xuan Ji Zi Lei, "Why are you so arrogant, captive? Break the formation quickly, or believe it or not, I will activate the formation and refine you directly."
The yin and yang energy will replenish my daughter’s body!”
Xuanji Zi Lei was stunned when he was about to charge at Xiao Ran, and then quickly turned the gun head after seeing Xiao Ran's malicious eyes. After a large area of Zi Lei came out, it was as thick as two King Kongs.
, and then directly dispersed into countless lights and shadows and rushed out towards the surroundings.
With Xuan Ji Zi Lei's swift and fierce movements, the Shushan Sword Sect's formation controlled by Zhong Yinqiu was pierced layer by layer like paper. Of course, the immortal swords that were spawned after this also naturally disappeared.
Glasses took a deep breath, sat down on the ground, wiped the sweat from his head and cursed: "Damn it, how come you are so handsome now that you still fall in love with me? Looking handsome is not a good thing.
What a matter!"
"Just like you?" Xiao Ran glanced at the lower body wearing the same glasses with disdain, and said with a smile: "It seems that these swords are really destined to be a swordsman like you!"
"Go away, don't you see there is a child here?" Yan Yan followed Xiao Ran's eyes and looked at him. For a long time, he still couldn't see anything. Then Yan Yan thought about what Xiao Ran said in a depressed manner, and finally his face turned red.
Cursed.
"Pfft--" Zhong Yinqiu, who was controlling the formation, had a smile on his face at the beginning and suddenly spat out a large mouthful of blood at the end, and his whole body suddenly became a lot more depressed.
When Bai Ri next to him saw Zhong Yinqiu's appearance, Xiao Ran's face froze. He immediately helped Zhong Yinqiu up and gave her another fairy essence. Zhong Yinqiu slowly recovered. "Uncle Master.
, the formation was broken because Qiuer was not good at learning and could not grasp the essence of the formation. Please punish me, uncle!"
"Qiu'er, don't blame me. You can take care of yourself now. We'll talk about it later at Bai Mei's place."
Seeing the formation in front of him disintegrating like this, he looked at the square seal in Xiao Ran's palm with his glasses full of stars: "Boss, what is this thing in your hand? Why haven't I seen it before?"
Xiao Ran took back the Xuan Ji Zi Lei who was reluctant to part with him outside, and then said slowly: "It's nothing, it's just that someone sent me another divine weapon, which is slightly weaker than that other heaven seal.
Little by little.”
"I'm going to give you a hard time!" Glasses said depressingly: "The Fantian Seal from the Kunlun Sect is just a high-grade immortal weapon, okay? How can this be compared?"
"Fart, I'm talking about the Heaven-shaking Seal, one of the top ten artifacts of Kyushu, which was refined from the mountains! Of course it can't be compared with the Kunlun Sect's imitations!" Xiao Ran retorted.
When he thought of the top ten artifacts of Kyushu, he swallowed what he was about to say alive in his stomach. The top ten artifacts of Kyushu, those are things that can be taken away from anyone wherever they are. They can kill a Nine Heavens Mysterious Immortal and smash them to pieces.
A piece of tofu doesn't make much difference.
Xiao Ran swept his mind and immediately discovered that Bai Ridao and Zhong Yinqiu were in the control room of some formation. Xiao Ran smiled contemptuously, it turns out you don't believe me, that's very simple, I'll give you a gift before leaving.
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Glasses rubbed his eyes desperately, and saw in disbelief that there was another girl of seventeen or eighteen years old in front of him.
Chrissy, Wang Yuyao and others looked at Xiao Ran with suspicion.
"Wow, brother, I was sleeping. Why did you call me out when you had nothing to do?" The cute girl's eyes lit up when she saw Xiao Ran, and she suddenly jumped on Xiao Ran's back. Two little white rabbits were on Xiao Ran's back.
His back was rolling back and forth, making Xiao Ran feel very embarrassed.
"Who is this husband?" Chris walked to Xiao Ran's side and her hand was on Xiao Ran's waist without knowing when.
"Yes, husband, why don't you tell us." Wang Yuyao and Xinlian also came around, and the three of them surrounded Xiao Ran with three hands.
"I'm his sister, hehehe." the woman said.
The girls looked at each other, and the three hands involuntarily increased their strength.
Glasses and King Kong looked at Xiao Ran with envy, and thought viciously in their hearts: "Beasts, you won't even let go of an underage girl like this. If I had known that girls in the fairy world are so open-minded, we would have gone to find her."
A few minors come here to have fun and be little sisters or something."
"Linger, come down quickly!" Xiao Ran screamed, "Introduce yourself."
Xiao Lingfeng also saw Xiao Ran's unhappy face and knew that the joke was too big. She immediately jumped off Xiao Ran's back and said with a playful smile: "I am Xiao Lingfeng, the weapon spirit of Jiutian Fengding. I am Xiao Ran's sister who is closer than his own sister. I
His essence is flowing in his body!"
"What a beast! He really knows people but not their hearts! The boss actually hides it so deeply that he doesn't even let go of the weapon spirit." King Kong and Glasses were speechless and looked at Xiao Ran with eyes that had seen through us.
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"Ahem, cough, cough," Xiao Ran could only touch his nose awkwardly and said, looking at the eyes that could breathe fire: "Ling'er is the spirit of the artifact. The body created with my blood, don't listen to Ling'er.
What a joke!" Xiao Ran explained as he said goodbye and stepped back to the two people with glasses. But glasses and King Kong decisively took a few steps back to the side, looking at Xiao Ran with vigilance. In the end, King Kong was a little sympathetic.
He walked up to Xiao Ran and patted his shoulder.
Xiao Ran was so moved that he felt like crying. He was about to say, "An honest person should understand my difficulties." Unexpectedly, King Kong then said seriously: "Boss, no matter how much you quibble, it's useless. According to z
According to the country's laws, you have already committed multiple crimes such as incest and rape of a young girl. Don't worry, boss, we will not despise you!"
"Bump!" Xiao Ran lost his balance and fell to the ground.
"Boss, how could you fall to the ground?" King Kong helped Xiao Ran up with great regret, "Boss, it's okay for you to fall down because of your thick skin, but it would be a sin if you crushed so many flowers and plants in the fairy world!"
"Bump!" Xiao Ran just stood up and fell down again. With his mouth wide open, he pointed at King Kong with his trembling right hand and said, "Animal!"
Finally, after Xiao Ran's painstaking explanation, everyone finally understood what was going on, and Spectacles, Chrissy and Wang Yuyao were even more looking forward to the location of the Shengjimen that Xiao Ran and others mentioned.
"Brother, I have had enough sleep this time. I will not go back outside. The big-headed fish and silly bird inside are not fun at all. I just moved my fingers casually and they cried for father and mother."
Xiao Lingfeng said depressedly.
After hearing Xiao Lingfeng say a few words so casually, Jin Yan and Jin Jing directly put Xiao Lingfeng on the list of people who should not be provoked like Xiao Ran, and secretly shed cold sweat in their hearts: "The old monster is indeed an old monster, even my sister is so perverted,
How can people practice cultivation like this!"
"Ah, there is definitely no problem with this, but let me tell you Ling'er, I just found a few interesting old men. Their cultivation levels are all Nine Heavens Mysterious Immortals. I think a dozen of them are enough for you.
It’s time to practice your skills. Just now, brother, I had a little hands-on with them. Didn’t I immediately think of you, so I called you out." Xiao Ran said with a smile on his face.
"Where is it? Where is it?" Xiao Lingfeng was so excited when she heard that there were many Nine Heavens Immortals that she wanted to rush over and give them a shot or two first to enjoy herself.
Xiao Ran walked very calmly towards the gate of Shu Mountain. When Xiao Lingfeng saw it, she immediately shrouded her mind, "Wow, brother, you are so kind!" Xiao Lingfeng hugged Xiao Ran and said happily. Then she snapped her fingers and sent a group of people away.
Teleported to the sky above the parliament hall on an old road in Shushan.
Then Xiao Lingfeng said very casually: "Grandpas, come out!"
A group of veterans were worrying about Xiao Ran's matter and wondering if they should take action together. Unexpectedly, a woman's voice they had never heard came out from outside. They all walked out very depressed, but when they saw Xiao Ran floating in the sky
While waiting for someone, I knew something was wrong.
"Why are the immortal friends back again?" Old Taoist Bai Ri said coldly.
"Oh, my sister is going to fight with you, we are just here to watch." Xiao Ran said helplessly, pretending that the matter had nothing to do with him.
Bairi looked at Xiao Ran one by one, and finally his eyes stopped on Xiao Lingfeng.
Xiao Lingfeng stuck out her tongue and said with a smile: "Hurry up and come together so you can relieve my boredom!"
"How shameless are you talking with such a small level of cultivation?" Old Taoist Bai Ri has already added fuel to the fire today. Zhong Yinqiu was injured just now and now he is being yelled at by a little girl who is in the early stage of Daluo Jinxian. Of course, he is quite unhappy. (To be completed.)