() These words made Jinyan Biao Shien think that Ximen Qing had done something to him and caused him to hear hallucinations.
I’ve told you it’s a black shop, can you give me some reaction?
What does the food in a black shop mean?
His mind was in a mess, Shi En's breath became confused immediately, and his body tilted and almost fell.
Ximen Qing saw a row of tile-roofed houses next to a big tree at the foot of the ridge in front of him. He simply pinched the magic formula and stopped the magical movement.
Ximen Qing often makes some extraordinary decisions and often receives unexpected results.
Wu Song and Shi Qian were not surprised at all, so they just followed Ximen Qing's lead.
While adjusting his balance, Shi En said doubtfully: "High official, a black shop, this is a black shop."
"Talking while walking." Ximen Qing pointed to the flag fluttering in the wind not far away. The large word "wine" on it was a little faded, but still vaguely legible: "You have eaten both black and white dishes in the Guanying camp, and you still can't do it.
Afraid of little black shops?”
Shi En wiped his sweat and said: "Officials, please don't joke. Xiao Ke is just working as an assistant for his father in the Mengzhou camp. Before he has an official position, he works in a black shop. There are no rules at all. He doesn't know it every year."
How many people disappeared on the way to work."
"Masters, listen to my advice and don't go there." Shi En said, "Not far ahead is Happy Forest. There are many good hotels in it."
Wu Song suddenly interjected: "Black shops have their own rules, and those who do business may not necessarily have encountered a black shop."
Shi Qian, a flea on the drum, didn't care at all: "Whatever, you'll know if you go there? Black shops have their own benefits, at least they have beef to eat."
After hearing this, Ximen Qing spread his hands, meaning: "No one has any objections, what do you say?"
Shi En was speechless, Ximen Qing laughed, and led Wu Song and Shi Qian ahead. Shi En fell at the back of the team, thinking about how to escape unscathed.
"Brother, there's something wrong with that guy." Shi Qian tugged on Ximen Qing's sleeves and whispered in his ear unintentionally, "It seems like he's hiding a lot of things."
"I've seen it already, and I'll act according to the opportunity." Ximen Qing responded in a low voice, turned his head and greeted Shi En with a smile: "Walk faster, I'm almost hungry!"
The four of them walked under the tree. Ximen Qing put on a plain robe and played with the thunder stone in his hand. Wu Song and Shi Qian were guarding him on the left and right, followed by Shi En in a green hat. He looked like a young man with a guard and a boy coming out for a spring break.
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There were several waiters in the hotel, and they were all sitting and chatting. When they saw the four Ximen Qing people coming from a distance, they hurriedly came forward to say hello, and some waiters shouted: "We have distinguished guests!"
Judging from the way the waiters looked up and down, Ximen Qing was sure that the so-called distinguished guest was the code name for "Big Fat Sheep".
"Few distinguished guests, please come inside!" Two or three waiters came up to greet him and salute, their attitude was so enthusiastic that Ximen Qing suddenly felt that he had been forced into a restaurant by someone from a tourist attraction before traveling through time.
That's the real black shop.
"Come on, come on!" A woman lazily walked out of the room: "Where is the distinguished guest?"
Is this Sun Erniang?
Ximen Qing came to this black shop on purpose, and the main purpose was to meet Sun Erniang face to face. This woman also had a pair of snowflake iron swords in her hands, which were the magic weapons reserved for Wu Song.
Then we can take the opportunity to see what Shi En is hiding behind his back.
I have to say that when he first saw Erniang Sun, Ximen Qing almost thought that this woman had also traveled through time.
This outfit is such a typical copycat bohemian mix!
Ximen Qing glanced around and almost didn't laugh out loud.
The upper body is a thin green gauze shirt, emerald green.
But there happened to be a red silk skirt underneath, and it was still bright red.
As the saying goes, red and green match bullshit.
This collision is so intense!
This isn’t the end yet!
There is also a pink gauze scarf wrapped around the waist, and the key is that there is a row of gold buttons on it!
Let’s talk about the head and face.
First of all, there was a lot of rouge and powder on my face, and there was a lot of jewelry on my head. In fact, it was too much.
Moreover, they are all yellow-orange-orange hairpin rings, and none of them have the same style!
This situation is like you taking your girlfriend to pick out some jewelry, and then at the instigation of the jewelry store owner, your girlfriend picks up the jewelry and asks you to choose which one looks best!
In reality, if anyone dared to do this, it would probably go viral on Weibo within a few hours.
It is indeed hotter at noon than in the morning, but Sun Erniang definitely didn't expose her breasts because of the heat.
The career line is very deep! So deep that people can drown in it!
There were no magic bras or silicone implants in this era.
The real deal!
The woman came forward, felt deeply blessed, and said with a smile: "My dearest guest, please rest inside. We have good wine and meat. If you want snacks, we have some big steamed buns."
"Well, the steamed buns are really quite big."
As Sun Erniang leaned over, the two white steamed buns on her chest suddenly flashed, making Ximen Qing's eyes taste ice cream.
Food and sex.
Not only Ximen Qing, but also Wu Song was shocked.
Not to mention Shi Qian's gleaming eyes, he had already looked up and down.
Only the golden-eyed Biao Shien stared at the sky, mumbling something unknown.
This made Sun Erniang a little dissatisfied, an unhappy look flashed across her face, and she secretly glared at Shi En.
Ximen Qing saw all this and laughed secretly. He looked at Sun Erniang's two big white buns with a look of fascination and said, "Are the buns in the shop as big as the ones here with the shopkeeper?"
As he spoke, Ximen Qing gestured with his hands.
"This guy is not a good person! He is just a big fat sheep who is just looking for death!"
Sun Erniang sneered secretly, saying that Ximen Qing was fascinated by her beauty, her eyes moved, and she teased her fiercely: "As the saying goes: Seeing is believing. If you come to the store and sit down, don't you know everything?"
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"Well said!" Ximen Qing nodded exaggeratedly: "I think it will be here at noon today!"
Wu Song and others pretended to be submissive.
The guys came in to serve the four people. They first found a cypress table near the window and sat down each.
Sun Erniang dismissed the waiter, came up in person and asked with a big smile: "Sir, how much wine do you want to drink?"
Wu Song frowned and said, "You're such a long-winded woman! Don't ask how much, just boil it! Cut the meat into three to five kilograms, and I'll give you the money per cut!"
When Sun Erniang saw that Wu Song had a majestic appearance and a strong back, but seemed to be the guard of a "big fat sheep", she felt a pity in her heart.
At this time, after eating Wu Song and drinking, Sun Erniang was not angry but happy: "Do you want steamed buns?"
Ximen Qing could see clearly from the side that Sun Erniang gave Wu Song a look, which was obviously a hint in her words.
Could it be that he fell in love with Wu Song?
Wu Song also blushed slightly, obviously understanding the meaning of Sun Erniang's words: "Come twenty or thirty to make snacks."
Sun Erniang bowed and turned around to go to the kitchen in the back.
"What is this? Sun Erniang and Wu Song have a crush on each other?"
Ximen Qing was secretly surprised, he didn't expect such an unexpected gain.
Could it be that Sun Erniang wanted to marry Wu Song and prepared a pair of snowflake iron swords as a dowry?
Wait, what about Zhang Qing, the vegetable gardener?
While she was thinking wildly, Sun Erniang had already pulled out a large bucket of wine from it with a smile, put down four large bowls and four pairs of chopsticks, cut two large plates of meat, rolled up her sleeves, exposed the white lotus root arm, and sifted it herself.
Wine: "Everyone, eat first. The buns are steaming on the stove. They will be available soon."
Ximen Qing saw that Sun Erniang was deliberately procrastinating. Although she was taking turns sifting the wine, she obviously stayed with Wu Song the longest and rubbed herself against Wu Song unintentionally. It seemed that she had completely forgotten her job as the shopkeeper.
When Flea was on the drum, he gestured to Ximen Qing to indicate that there was indeed nothing wrong with the wine.
Only then did Ximen Qing pick up the wine bowl and take a sip, while the golden-eyed Biao Shien across from him had not touched any wine or meat since he entered the store, and sat with him with an awkward look on his face.
"You woman are so rude. You ignored me here and went to tease the guards instead?" Ximen Qing threw the wine bowl on the table and pretended to be angry: "Go get the steamed buns quickly!"
Sun Erniang then walked away from Wu Song angrily: "This distinguished guest is unreasonable. The steamed buns are not ready on the stove. I came to serve you out of kindness, but I got complaints! In that case, I just went to take a look under the stove.
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The golden-eyed Biao Shien interrupted and said: "Restaurant, I have been ill recently and cannot drink. Please bring me a bowl of water." When the light came out, this birdman pretended to be a gentleman and raised his head to pretend to look at the white clouds!
"This bird man dares to bother me! And he refuses to drink. He insists on drinking water? It depends on my methods!"
"Come right away!" Sun Erniang made up her mind, agreed, and walked to the stove angrily. Seeing her anger, a waiter came up and asked a few questions, but he first ate Sun Erniang's kick.
"Rub the sweat medicine on the edge of the bowl, and then fill it with 70% water!"
The waiter didn't dare to disobey, so he took the sweat medicine and rubbed it carefully on the edge of the big bowl, and carefully poured six or seven percent of water into the bowl.
Sun Erniang brought the bowl with her own hands. Seeing that the steamed buns were ready on the stove, she asked the waiter to take down a basket and follow her. She walked to the front with a different smile.
"This guest, please give me your water." Sun Erniang carefully placed the big bowl in front of Jinyan Biao Shi'en, and asked the waiter to bring the steamed buns: "Your distinguished guest's steamed buns are also ready. Please use them slowly. There are some behind the slave's house.
We won’t interfere with our work.”
Ximen Qing looked inside the cage. There were more than ten or twenty large steaming buns, all of them the size of a fist.
In this era, those with fillings inside were called steamed buns, but they were actually steamed buns in later generations.
Is this the legendary steamed bun with human head?
For the purpose of research, Ximen Qing took one in his hand, patted it away, looked at it, and smelled it again.
There is no strange smell, but a familiar feeling.
"Since Wu Song didn't say anything, I grabbed the line!"
Ximen Qing thought for a while and called out: "Restaurant, are your steamed buns made of human flesh or dog meat?"
Sun Erniang said with a smile: "Please don't make fun of us. In a peaceful world and a clear world, where can you find steamed buns made of human flesh? Not even steamed buns made of dog meat. My steamed buns have always been made of yellow beef."
Ximen Qing said: "Then why do I hear people talk about it every day: Who dares to pass by the big tree cross slope? The fat ones are cut into steamed bun fillings, but the thin ones are used to fill the river?"
On the side, the golden-eyed Biao Shi En saw the clear water in the bowl and was about to pick it up to drink. After hearing Ximen Qing's words, he complained in his heart: "Ximen Qing didn't say anything about entering the black shop, but he also went out of his way to tease this woman. Isn't he looking for death?"