() After hearing what Ximen Qing said, Sun Erniang said with a smile: "Dear guest, this shop is a clean business, how can such a thing happen? Are these words just made up by you for fun?"
Ximen Qing chuckled and said, "I saw a few hairs in the stuffing of this steamed bun, which look like hairs from a person's urination area, so I had some doubts."
Sun Erniang was even more angry after hearing this. According to her thoughts, she was a little happy to see Wu Song, so there was no medicine in the steamed buns and wine. Only Shi En picked it left and right and refused to use wine, so she poured it into the water bowl.
These sweaty medicines make Shi En lose face.
Unexpectedly, Ximen Qing was so provocative, and the woman thought to herself: "This guy wants to die! How dare I tease you! If it were the guard, I wouldn't have said anything! With such a weak body, I could knock him over with three punches and two kicks."
you!"
Ximen Qing dropped the steamed buns and said deliberately: "Shopkeeper, why haven't you seen your man?"
Sun Erniang replied: "No man has ever come to propose marriage."
"Tsk, tsk, tsk." Ximen Qing stared at Sun Erniang's breasts and said regretfully: "How much money can this small hotel make in a year? I see the shopkeeper's big steamed buns, why don't you just close the door and follow me, San
There is always your place among wives and concubines."
Shi Qian knew that Ximen Qing was not a person who was greedy for beauty. He deliberately acted like this at this time, probably to play with Sun Erniang. He also agreed: "What the boss said is good, why don't the shopkeeper follow it?"
Shi En lowered his head and looked at the water bowl, as if he had fallen into trance. It would be best if everything in front of him had nothing to do with him.
Only Wu Song held a steamed bun in his hand and was slightly surprised.
"This Sun Erniang is a strange woman. She looks a year or two older than me, but she has never been married!"
Sun Erniang sneered slightly and replied: "Don't make fun of me, distinguished guest. It's getting hot at noon. After having wine, food and snacks, it's best to go to the back to enjoy the cool under the big tree. Even if you rest here, you have your own house."
After Ximen Qing heard this, he knew that the teasing was almost done. Sun Erniang must have murderous intentions, but she just didn't know what to do to Wu Song. Let's try it again and see!
"Shopkeeper, this wine of yours is just village brew, so weak!" Ximen Qing picked up the wine and poured it on the ground: "How can you drink it? If you have any good wine, are you afraid of not having money?"
As he spoke, Ximen Qing casually took out a few cards from his arms and slapped them on the table: "This money is enough to buy your hotel. Bring over any good wine you have!"
Sun Erniang has been working in a dark shop for a long time, and she knew at first glance that those few cards were worth hundreds of dollars, and she secretly said with joy: "This guy is very stupid, as the saying goes: wealth is not exposed. This move is just a hundred dollars, and you don't know it in your heart."
how many!"
Thinking of the benefits, Sun Erniang smiled again and deliberately shook her breasts: "The shop has good wine for decades, but it has been stored for a long time and is a bit muddy."
Ximen Qing deliberately stared at the pair of big white steamed buns dangling back and forth, and said impatiently: "Whatever, bring it up and have a look! Everything that is muddy is good wine!"
On the side, the golden-eyed Biao Shi En saw Ximen Qing's good-looking image, and secretly complained: "It's so easy to get it back. One step is to take Happy Lin. This guy is so good-looking, but he is going to ruin something big!"
Sun Erniang laughed, turned around and went to the stove, poured half a pack of Mongolian sweat medicine into it with her own hands, stirred it up, and then brought it up.
Ximen Qing looked at it and said: "Wine is good, but it must be hot to taste!"
"This guy is seeking death step by step, no one else can blame him! The wine that was mixed with sweat medicine is hot, and the medicine will take effect faster. If it falls into my hands, it will definitely be chopped into eight pieces and fed to the dogs!"
Sun Erniang secretly laughed in her belly, but her mouth was very sweet: "It's still a distinguished customer who knows the goods, and the slave family is going to be burned!"
As soon as Sun Erniang left, Jinyan Biao Shi'en stood up slightly and whispered urgently: "The wine is obviously laced with Mongolian sweat medicine. The high officials can't drink it, so you'd better leave quickly!"
"Why are you anxious?" Ximen Qing said with a smile: "You don't drink anyway, so what are you afraid of!"
When Shi En saw what Ximen Qing said, his mouth went dry. He sat down, picked up the bowl and drank a few sips of water. He thought to himself, "I'd better go back to Happy Forest to call for help before I can miss the big event!"
Shi En was careful, but he didn't know Sun Erniang's method. He applied the Mongolian sweat medicine on the edge of the bowl, but Shi En was effective when he drank it, but the dosage was small and the effect was slower.
Ximen Qing saw that he was in a panic and just looked towards the door, knowing that this guy had no good intentions secretly. He was afraid that the whole Happy Forest thing was a trap, and he was just waiting for the three of him to get in.
At that moment, Ximen Qing's look told Wu Song and Shi Qian that they knew, and they were secretly on guard. Sun Erniang laughed and brought the wine again.
"Dear guest, these are all permed. Let me sift them through for you."
Ximen Qing pretended to smell it, patted the table and said: "Come on, come on, everyone, have a bowl! I'm afraid even the happy forest in front of me won't be able to sell this wine! Give my drinking brother a bowl to try too!"
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Shi En complained secretly, but could not turn over the table. Sun Erniang came over and saw that a lot of the water in Shi En's bowl had been drunk. She was secretly happy, poured out the remaining water, sifted a bowl for Shi En and said: "Decades
Take a sip of this fine wine and it will make your whole body feel comfortable!"
Seeing Sun Erniang staring at him, Shi En gritted his teeth and said, "Let's go and sift them together. Let's have a bowl together!"
Sun Erniang then poured the remaining wine for everyone else and sifted another bowl.
When Ximen Qing arrived, Ximen Qing deliberately squeezed Sun Erniang's hand: "The shopkeeper works hard on weekdays, but these hands are round and white, which is really rare! I just don't know what's going on with him?"
Sun Erniang sneered in her heart, letting Ximen Qing touch it, and said to herself: "This guy is obsessed, and the dog's paws are beckoning to my body. After a while, I can't chop it up first, and slowly adjust it!"
After they had all been sifted, Ximen Qing picked up the bowl and said, "Come on! Finish this bowl!"
The other three people greeted each other and pretended to be doing so while holding their bowls.
Sun Erniang saw that there was only an inch of Ximen Qing's mouth in the wine bowl, so she turned around and walked to the stove with confidence: "There is also a cooked goose on the stove. I tore it up and served it to the distinguished guests!"
"The best!" Ximen Qing saw Sun Erniang rushing into the kitchen and deliberately shouted: "Good wine!" He poured the bowl of muddy wine laced with sweat medicine on the table and floor.
Wu Song and Shi Qian also poured their wine. When Shi En saw it, he realized that Ximen Qing was just pretending to tease Sun Erniang. They also poured their wine and shouted: "It's really a good wine!"
Sun Erniang once went to get the cooked goose, but she only took a short trip to wait for the medicine to take effect. When she heard the shouting outside, she came out and clapped her hands and shouted: "That's right! That's right!"
Ximen Qing was about to pretend, but he didn't expect that Shi En stood up, swayed twice, and fell backwards. He heard a "bang" in his ears, and the back of Shi En's head was obviously hit hard.
"This guy pretends to be faster than me! Even if he hits his head, he doesn't even make a sound!"
Ximen Qing praised Shi En in his heart and stood up unsteadily, but he lay softly on the table.
Shi Qian, who was on the drum, pointed with his hand and said, "You woman is a shady shop!" She shook her head and threw herself on the ground.
Wu Song also closed his eyes tightly, threw himself on his back and rolled off the stool, his feet slipped under the table.
Ximen Qing heard it clearly in his ears, and Sun Erniang said with a smile: "My breasts swayed, even if you look like a ghost, you also want to wash your feet with me!"
After speaking, he said hello: "Xiao Er, Xiao San, come out quickly!"
Ximen Qing opened his eyes slightly and saw two villagers running out from behind.
"This guy is a little weird. He looked at my breasts and didn't react at all." Sun Erniang pointed her finger at her golden eyes and said, "Fortunately, I'm very skillful. Even if I try to protect you, you can't stop me! My waiter, come and catch this guy."
Tied up in the workshop behind the rack, waiting for my mother to come to interrogate him!"
The waiter agreed and went to Shi En.
Ximen Qing was slightly surprised when he saw that Shi En's steps were soft and didn't look like he was pretending: "Shi En didn't drink that bowl of wine, so why did he get hit instead?"
Thinking back to the scene when Shi En fell down just now, I was afraid that there was something wrong with the bowl of water.
"Mistress, you carry this guy off the table and bury him alive!" Sun Erniang said angrily: "This guy is the most hateful, he keeps teasing me! Just bury him to the chest. I want to use some means to punish him, let him go first
He suffers!"
After hearing this, Ximen Qing first pinched the magic formula in his hand and prepared it. Although Lei Gongshi was banned by Zhenren Luo, it was not easy to deal with the two people in front of him.
What's more, Wu Song under the table is not a vegetarian either.
"Shopkeeper, what are you going to do with the big guy under the table?" The waiter touched his head and asked, "My guy is so strong, do you want to tie him up first?"
Sun Erniang shouted: "Stop talking nonsense! I will do it myself for that big man!"
As she spoke, Sun Erniang walked to the table, squatted down and looked at Wu Song, who had his eyes closed. She first touched her face, then her chest, and praised: "These breasts are really strong!"
Wu Song didn't receive any greeting from Ximen Qing, so he had to pretend to be faint and let Sun Erniang touch her around.
Ximen Qing turned his head to the other side and opened his eyes and couldn't see the situation, but after listening to Sun Erniang's words, he really fell in love with Wu Song.
This Sun Erniang is so courageous, is she planning to rape Wu Song? When the weather comes, the shopkeeper's heart is moved. It's just the vegetable garden."
Seeing his eyes moving back and forth on her breasts, Sun Erniang said with a sullen face: "You talk shit when I ask you to do something? Do you dare to look at my breasts? Be careful, I will bury you alive first!"
The mistress chuckled and reached out to grab Ximen Qing's shoulder, trying to get Ximen Qing off the table.
Ximen Qing had been prepared for a long time, so how could he allow this village man to get involved? He had already used his magic skills to draw out an extremely tiny trace of thunder and lightning power from the Thunder God Stone, and covertly protected his whole body.
This is a method that Ximen Qing has figured out during his one month in Liangshan. With this, how can ordinary people get close to him?
Before the mistress's hands even touched her shoulders, she was severely shocked.
"Ah! This guy has thorns on his body!"
Hearing this, Sun Erniang stopped her hand and stood up impatiently: "Nonsense, who has thorns on their body? You eat a lot on a daily basis, and you are full of problems when you work!"
The mistress ate Sun Erniang's drink, stepped back, pointed at Ximen Qing and said, "It just has thorns. If it doesn't work, try it!"