() Sun Erniang saw the mistress dawdling, rolled up her sleeves and said: "Trash! Let me take care of this guy!"
Suddenly Ximen Qing chuckled: "Do it!" He raised his body and punched the mistress in the chest.
The punch was not very powerful, but it contained a hint of thunder and lightning power. The punch made the mistress' chest go numb and he almost lost his breath.
This guy is not good at anything else. He ran very fast and took several steps back. He stretched out his hand to protect his chest: "There are thorns! This guy also has thorns on his hands!"
Sun Erniang was angry and stretched out two snow-white arms to strangle Ximen Qing's neck. Who would have thought that as soon as he stretched out his hand, Wu Song slid out from under the table quietly as if he had a skateboard under him, sat up and hugged him with both hands.
He hugged Sun Erniang's two round and strong calves.
Wu Song's move has a name, called "Old Bear Hugging a Tree". It was originally a move to win from defeat. Later, depending on the opponent's reaction, there were several back-up moves.
But since Wu Song has been walking in the world, he has never encountered an opponent who can let him use this trick, and Wu Song did not expect to use it in such a situation.
And he hugged Sun Erniang's legs in one hug.
When Sun Erniang took Wu Song's hug, her legs felt weak for some reason, and a surge of heat surged up. She almost lost her mind. She yelled in a hurry, put her hands back, spread her palms, and patted both sides of Wu Song's head.
!
This move of "bells and drums ringing together" is also a killer. Although Sun Erniang is a woman, her hands are really not small. Wu Song's temples and ears are covered by her hands.
If this shot were real, ordinary people would be knocked unconscious directly by the shot, even Wu Song would faint.
Sun Erniang used this move of "bells and drums ringing together" to coax Wu Song to let go of his hands. While striking with both hands, she also tried hard to flick her calves and knees. As long as Wu Song loosened his hands, the lower leg could directly hit the vital point.
Although Sun Erniang was a little interested in Wu Song just now, now the two sides are fighting each other, and there is no mercy in their fists and kicks.
After all, one mistake would cause Sun Erniang to suffer a big loss.
What Sun Erniang didn't expect was that her calf and knee moved, and Wu Song immediately understood her intention.
So Wu Song hugged Sun Erniang's legs, took advantage of the situation, stood up, and jumped up violently!
The back-up to "Old Bear Hugging a Tree" - "Lazy Bear Climbing a Tree"!
From hugging the calves to hugging the upper body!
Sun Erniang's palms that hit Wu Song's temples hit Wu Song's side.
These two slaps were like tickling, but Wu Song felt nothing at all.
Sun Erniang saw that Wu Song actually made such a shameful move. A big and handsome face was only two or three inches away from her, and even her breath was sprayed on her face!
With a loud shout, Sun Erniang trembled and actually used the move "Overlord Unarmor"!
This move has no other purpose, it is purely to throw Wu Song off his body!
But where was Wu Song willing to let her go? He clamped his legs tightly to hold Sun Erniang's waist tightly, and then he sat down hard and hard!
This is the back-up move of "Sloth Bear Climbing a Tree", in order to prevent the opponent from shaking himself off!
When the sloth bear climbs a tree, it clamps the trunk of the tree with its thick lower limbs and arches its body upwards!
"It hurts!" Although Sun Erniang was very strong, she couldn't resist Wu Song's attack and was directly pressed to the ground by Wu Song!
In just two or three breaths, Ximen Qing forced the mistress back. When he turned around to look, Wu Song was riding on Sun Erniang, using the weight of his body to hold Sun Erniang unable to move!
"What kind of posture is this?" Seeing this scene, Ximen Qing couldn't help but complain.
There is indeed a plot in Water Margin where Wu Song pretends to have been poisoned by Mongolian sweat medicine and coaxes Sun Erniang to do it himself; but Ximen Qing did not expect that it would be so ambiguous!
Is this the legendary "sons and daughters of the world who don't stick to trivial matters"?
But why were the suppressing Wu Song and the suppressed Sun Erniang both flushed and their auras chaotic?
After hearing the commotion, several waiters outside the door rushed in. Wu Song shouted and looked at each other, but no one dared to come forward to help.
Sun Erniang's face turned red, and her ferocious expression suddenly turned into the emotion of a daughter. She begged for mercy in a low voice: "Let me get up quickly."
Wu Song coughed, probably feeling that the posture was a bit inelegant, especially with his lower body sitting on Sun Erniang, something seemed to have a natural reaction somewhere.
Just as he was about to stand up, a man came to the door. He stretched out his hands to push the guys away, strode in and shouted: "Hero, calm down! If you have offended your mother, I will bear all the blame!"
Wu Song jumped up, stepped on Sun Erniang with his left foot, raised his fists and looked at the man. He was wearing a green gauze scarf, a white shirt, and eight hemp shoes on his feet. His face was clear-cut, with a few beards, about the size of
Thirty-five six.
The man cupped his hands and said, "I would like to hear the name of a hero!"
Before she finished speaking, Sun Erniang shouted from the ground: "Zhang Qing! I want you to do something for no reason!"
Ximen Qing was very surprised. Zhang Qing, the vegetable gardener, and Sun Erniang, the dominatrix, should be a couple. Why do they talk like this?
"You can't change your name, but you can't change your surname! Wu Song is the one who fights tigers!" Wu Song frowned slightly after hearing this, and shouted: "The one in the white robe is my sworn brother. His surname is Ximen, and the only word is Qing. He is known as a master in the world.
"
The man bowed his head and bowed: "It turns out that Wu Erlang, who hunted tigers in Jingyanggang, has arrived! Zhang Qing is lucky enough to meet him today!"
After saying that, he kowtowed to Ximen Qing and said: "There are rumors in the world that Ximen, the master of medicine, healed King Chao Tianwang, the leader of Liangshan. It turned out to be Wu Erlang's sworn brother!"
Ximen Qing walked over and stretched out his hand to help Zhang Qing up, and asked deliberately: "Is that woman your wife's wife?"
Zhang Qing looked a little embarrassed, coughed and stood up slowly: "It belongs to the villain."
"Put your bird fart!"
Wu Song's legs had long been loosened over there, and Sun Erniang climbed up and stepped forward to punch Zhang Qing unceremoniously: "When did I promise you, I will interfere in everything!"
Zhang Qing was punched in the chest by Sun Erniang and was immediately speechless.
Sun Erniang straightened her clothes and covered her breasts. Then she saluted Ximen Qing and Wu Song again and said, "I didn't know they were Jianghu brothers just now. I was a little rude! There is also a nickname in the slave family's Jianghu. Liangshan is very prosperous recently.
I was going to bring some of my waiters to seek refuge, but I couldn’t bear to part with the old shop passed down by my father.”
When Ximen Qing saw that Sun Erniang had her breasts covered, he thought it was a pity, but he still looked a little surprised and asked, "What's going on between you and Zhang Qing?"
Zhang Qing stepped forward with a smile and said: "This is what happened, old shopkeeper"
Before Zhang Qing finished speaking, Sun Erniang glared at her: "Who told you to say that! Go to the back to prepare a new table and go to the banquet. It's not your turn to speak here!"
Zhang Qing coughed and led the guys down.
"You're just talking, but you've forgotten me?" Shi Qian stood up unsteadily and said, "Big brother and second brother, you two are a bit too much!"
Everyone laughed, and Ximen Qing said: "Third brother, there is no need for you to take action on weekdays. Don't blame me! Let's all sit down and talk!"
Sun Erniang ordered the guys to clean up the mess, and they moved a few chairs to sit under the big tree outside the door.
"Ah, I almost forgot that there is a brother tied up in the workshop behind." As soon as Sun Erniang sat down, she jumped up as if her buttocks were on fire: "You guys, go and wake them up, please come over!"
"No need!" Ximen Qing stopped him: "This person's name is Jin Yan Biao Shi En. He's a bit strange. Don't worry about untying him yet."
"Shi En?" This name reminded Sun Erniang of something: "I heard that this guy opened a big wine and meat shop in Happy Forest not far ahead. Why are he with his brothers?"
"It's a long story, let's not mention it for now." Ximen Qing asked: "I just pretended to drink, but why did Shi En really faint? Could it be that the problem was in the bowl of water?"
Sun Erniang sat down again and asked the waiter to bring tea first. When Ximen Qing asked her, she smiled and said: "The medicine is not in the water. If it is stirred in the water, it will be muddy. My method is to rub the medicine on the edge of the bowl. It will be difficult for gods and ghosts to
Defend."
Ximen Qing praised him and asked about Sun Erniang and Zhang Qing again.
Sun Erniang first glanced at Wu Song secretly, and then responded: "That Zhang Qing was originally a vegetable gardener at Guangming Temple in Mengzhou. Because he had a bad relationship with the monk in charge of the vegetable garden, he killed two bald donkeys and ran away, so he had to work on this cross slope.
A strong man who knows how to cut the path."
"Then what happened next?" Ximen Qing had read these things in Water Margin before traveling through time, but hearing Sun Erniang talk about them, it was a different feeling.
"Later, my father took me to pass by. Zhang Qing jumped out to fight, but was knocked over by my father with a pole."
"Then let me guess, your father is also from the world." Ximen Qing looked at Wu Song coldly. Although he pretended to talk to Shi Qian, he clearly listened to the story here.
"Exactly." Sun Erniang nodded and said: "When I was young, my father was also a good man who robbed the rich and helped the poor. Seeing that Zhang Qing was easy to work with, he simply accepted him as his apprentice. He built a thatched house under this big tree and started to work.
Business is coming.”
Ximen Qing smiled and applauded: "Of course it's a good deal waiting for a fat sheep to come to your door, but I don't know why Zhang Qing insisted that you are his wife?"
As soon as Ximen Qing said this, Sun Erniang couldn't help but glance at Wu Song again. It happened that Wu Song also heard the key point and looked at it secretly. The two people's eyes collided, and there were obviously some sparks.
Shi Qian and Wu Song were chatting with each other on the drum, but Wu Song turned around and looked at Sun Erniang. Who was Shi Qian? With one glance, he knew there was a story.
Ximen Qing deliberately waited for a few breaths before coughing slightly. Wu Song and Sun Erniang were suddenly startled and turned around.
"Zhang Qing, that fellow." Sun Erniang sighed infrequently, and when she mentioned Zhang Qing, she was not as fierce as before: "When my father got old, he was doing well with this apprentice around him, so he wanted to ask Zhang Qing to marry him. But.
I talked to the slaves several times in private, but I never nodded."
"I don't know where Zhang Qing heard about this. He came to the slave family to pester him, and he was beaten and kicked by me, which made him give up." Sun Erniang thought of the past: "My father let go, and this Sun family elder
The store was passed on to me.”
"Zhang Qing usually doesn't dare to mention this matter, but today he didn't know what was wrong, so he said it smoothly."
Ximen Qing's mind changed and he laughed and said: "Then, Er Niang, haven't you met anyone you like in these years?"