() Separated from Jia Wang Zhao Kai, Ximen Qing returned home happily and was immediately caught by the magic fortune teller Jiang Jing and took him to the house. No, in the study.
There was also Wu Song inside, another groom official.
Seeing Wu Song's helpless expression, Ximen Qing suddenly felt something bad and already touched the Lei Gong Stone: "Mr. Jiang, I have something to say. What do you want to do?"
"Tomorrow is the wedding day. Boss, what do you think I want to do?" Jiang Jing, the divine fortune teller, had a rare expression on his face: "This wedding is a major event in life. Can't we familiarize ourselves with the process? Can't we rehearse it?"
When it comes to the word "process", Jiang Jing learned it from Ximen Qing, but he used it smoothly today. Ximen Qing said with a bitter face: "Mr. Jiang, didn't we discuss it, we can save energy by saving red tape.
Just pay a visit."
"Brother is right!" Wu Song hurriedly agreed, "Getting married is too troublesome."
"Do you all think that a wedding is as simple as eating, drinking, and paying homage to the church?" Jiang Jing, the divine fortune teller, sneered and spread out a roll of things on the table. Ximen Qing felt his scalp numb after taking a look at it.
Wedding flow chart!
Five large characters mark the content of this scroll, which is rich in pictures and texts, and clearly organized, but the most important thing is.
"You're going to kill me if you do this!" Ximen Qing screamed.
A smile appeared on Jiang Jing's face, he spread his hands and shrugged. He also learned this from Ximen Qing: "Keep everything simple, where should I put the boss's face? Where should I put the three brides' faces?"
As Jiang Jing snapped his fingers, the door to the study room was slammed shut from the outside, followed by a "clatter" sound, and it was actually locked from the outside.
Wu Song, who had been secretly looking toward the door since just now, turned pale when he saw this posture: "Mr. Jiang, is such a big formation necessary?"
"Until Jiang explains clearly, no one among the three of us can leave this study!"
As the fortune teller Jiang Jing spoke, he pointed to the corner of the study room. Ximen Qing and Wu Song looked over and saw a black toilet over there!
"Do you need to be so awesome?" Ximen Qing gritted his teeth and said, "My surname is Jiang, do you know that I just became an official of the Imperial City Department today? Do you understand that I will kill him in a minute?"
Naturally, Jiang Jing couldn't understand Ximen Qing's words about descendants when he was in a hurry, so he regarded them as nonsense, but at least "Imperial City Division Official" could be understood.
"Then let me congratulate my boss first." Jiang Jing cupped his hands and congratulated him first, but his tone immediately changed: "Don't talk about being an official, even officials must not ignore etiquette."
"You!" Ximen Qing was speechless. He didn't know what to do to Jiang Jing, so he had to admit defeat and waved his hands impatiently: "Hurry up then!"
Wu Song came over and gave a thumbs up: "Congratulations, brother, you have become an official."
"Stop flattering, you can't escape, let's learn together." Ximen Qing said angrily: "The officials have already nodded. We are just waiting for the edict to be issued tomorrow."
Since we are going through hardships, of course we have to bring our good brothers along with us!
The fortune teller Jiang Jing coughed: "You two, can we start now?"
Ximen Qing and Wu Song pulled bitter faces and nodded silently.
"Na Cai, ask for names, Na Ji, Na Ji, the application period has been passed. All that's left is to welcome you in person." Jiang Jing got a wooden ruler from nowhere, pointed at the wedding flow chart and said: "
I temporarily rented a place next to Chui Xue Building and treated it as my daughter’s house. Let’s start by raising the eaves.”
The divine fortune teller Jiang Jing explained it in detail, and the pictures also had lifelike portraits on them, which could enhance the impression, but Ximen Qing and Wu Song still complained endlessly about learning.
These etiquettes have been passed down from ancient times to the present. In each era, people have stuffed their own personal goods into them, making them extremely cumbersome. Although most of them are for good luck, some are really baffling.
For example, when the bride gets out of the car, there is a Yin and Yang man holding a bucket, which contains grain, beans, money, fruit, grass festivals and other blessings.
Is it possible that this Yin-Yang man is a master of dance? Moreover, he has to scatter it on the ground at the door and has Xiaoqiang pick it up, in order to avoid the harm caused by evil spirits such as three evil spirits.
Ximen Qing asked Jiang Jing and found out that the three evil spirits were actually green sheep, black-bone chicken and green ox.
I would like to ask, these three items are all meat, so what is the "evil"?
Ximen Qing really can't understand this. Just like his time, sprinkle some flowers and throw the red carpet on the floor. How exciting!
What kind of thing is it to get married and perform a dance show?
"What a red carpet, no, no!" Jiang Jing, the divine fortune teller, roared, bringing Ximen Qing back to reality: "It should be green cloth or a felt mat!"
"Then are you preparing green cloth or felt mats?" Ximen Qing asked calmly: "You can just find someone to prepare this thing. Is there any need to shout?"
"That's right." Wu Song muttered to the side, and then he felt better.
"Then what does this guy do? What's in his hand?"
Ximen Qing poked a person in the painting with his finger, holding something in his hand as if to guide the newcomers, but what was very strange was that the person seemed to be walking backwards.
"That's a mirror, it can take away evil spirits." Jiang Jing said that he felt a little guilty.
"Pan Jinlian, Xue'er and Sun Erniang have lived here for a long time, where did the evil spirit come from?" Ximen Qing laughed loudly and said: "If there is evil spirit, it can't resist my Tiangang Five Thunder Zhengfa, right?"
The divine fortune teller Jiang Jing said helplessly: "It's just to seek good luck, and besides, there is only one like Dongjia in Bianliang City."
"Yeah, keep going." Ximen Qing suddenly became interested for some reason, maybe he was enjoying the hardship.
Jiang Jing went from "sitting in wealth and honor" to "walking away", from "sitting high" to "making a fortune and making a fortune", and finally to "holding a scarf", "throwing a tent", "tying up a bun" and "worshiping".
It wasn't until the "hand over a glass of wine" part that Ximen Qing found it interesting.
What is different from Ximen Qing's familiarity with the cup of wine is that after drinking, you don't just put it down, but throw the wine cup and flower crown under the bed together. If the rim of the cup rises up and down, it is good luck.
"Forget about the second brother and the second mother, what should I do if I marry two brides at once?" Ximen Qing shook his head and said: "If there are three wine glasses, how can it be considered a good thing?"
"In a situation like my boss's, you can only drink twice." Jiang Jing replied with a dark face: "Basically, everything is a double portion."
"Come on." Ximen Qing said as if he suddenly realized: "Have you changed the bed in the new house? The three of us were a little crowded last time."
Faced with Ximen Qing Chi Guoguo's show off, Jiang Jing's face turned even darker: "I have already changed it to a carved and gold bed. According to the owner's instructions, not to mention three people, five people will not feel crowded."
"That's right." Ximen Qing snapped his fingers proudly. It had to be said that it was much more decent than his apprentice Jiang Jing's: "Mr. Jiang, why do you have a black face? Didn't you do it when you were in Bianliang?
An old friend?"
Naturally, the fortune teller Jiang Jing spent a lot of time hanging out in the brothels at that time, but most of it was just a casual love affair with money. After failing the imperial examination, he became disheartened. If Ximen Qing hadn't gone back to Tanzhou to farm, he would have gone back to Tanzhou to farm.
Therefore, Jiang Jing really couldn't answer Ximen Qing's question, so he had to cough and cover it up with a few words: "Of course there is. As you know, my boss, he has been quite busy recently. Let's discuss it later when we have time.
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"It's good to have it, it's good to have it. Don't you think Doctor An is also making love to Miss Juzi, sleeping together and flying together?" Ximen Qing chuckled and said, "The two of them have a tacit understanding, and they don't mention marriage."
"Let's still talk about the wedding!" Jiang Jing tried his best to bring the topic back, pointed at the scroll and said: "After that, there will be a banquet for the guests, but the etiquette is not over yet."
"You know, the next step is the wedding night, isn't it?" Ximen Qing stretched his waist and said to Wu Song: "It's finally over, second brother, how much did you listen?"
Wu Song didn't say anything, and only gave a grimace: "Whatever the eldest brother does, Wu Song will just follow the instructions." It's good to lend the palace diagrams and the like to the second brother to learn from."
"This is really not the case." Jiang Jing suddenly broke out in sweat: "I haven't finished the etiquette yet, my boss, please don't interrupt."
Wu Song's meaning was deliberately misinterpreted by Ximen Qing, who made a rare blush: "Wu Song can't learn that thing."
"Isn't it over yet?" Ximen Qing screamed strangely: "I've already sent you to the bridal chamber. What else is there? Do you still need to arrange for someone to listen to the bridal chamber?"
The divine fortune teller Jiang Jing said angrily: "Of course not. At the fifth watch of the next day, the bride will visit the church, pay homage to the door, warm the bride, and wash her hair. It is not until the full moon that the etiquette becomes simple."
"Full moon!" Ximen Qing's face was as nervous as ever: "It's so troublesome to have to wait until the baby is one month old?"
Wu Song laughed loudly at the side: "Brother is also confused sometimes. This full moon refers to the full moon of the bride, not the full moon of the child."
"Oh, let me tell you." Ximen Qing wiped his sweat and said, "There's no one holding a child in this wedding flow chart. I'm scared to death." He suppressed the anger that was about to burst out: "Second Master Wu, too.
Same, the wedding is tomorrow!"
"I know." Ximen Qing looked impatient: "I've remembered everything. Mr. Jiang, go and check whether everything you prepared is ready, such as mirrors, felt mats, etc. I'll go up to the back.
went."
As he spoke, Ximen Qing walked to the door and kicked the door unceremoniously: "Is it a book boy or a painting boy outside? If you don't open the door, be careful of the whip!"
The door opened in response, and a figure flashed outside. Ximen Qing had already seen clearly that it was a scholar, and shouted: "Get the whip!"
The book boy was so frightened by this roar that he fell over and heard Ximen Qing laughing loudly. Only then did he realize that his master was just saying it casually.
In fact, except for punishing Abacus Li when he was in Qinghe County, Ximen Qing had never laid a hand on him.
"It doesn't matter if the host goes to the back, but he can't meet the bride tonight."
Later, the magician Jiang Jing suddenly said something, which made Ximen Qing couldn't help but ask: "Why?"
"Unlucky." Jiang Jing said coldly. The fastest way to read the novel "Master" is on KanshuLa.com. Welcome to log in to read the full text!