Two hundred and seventieth chapters playing machine front
() Ximen Qing, who had been depressed all night, got up early. A big bed that can sleep seven or eight people only sleeps one person. The result is not rolling around casually, but an empty bed.
While waiting for breakfast, Ximen Qing looked at Pan Jinlian who looked as normal as before, Xueer, Sun Erniang and others remembered that it would be better to have weddings as late as possible at this time. Basically, it would be around dusk, otherwise where would the wedding flowers and candles come from?
night?
It is definitely not the kind of brides in later generations who wake up earlier than the chickens in the morning just to put on a stunning makeup and keep it until the wedding is over. The wedding banquet is usually at noon.
In later generations, only second marriages were secretly held at night.
After breakfast, the three brides took over the room and got ready to put on their makeup. At the same time, they "drove" all the irrelevant people out.
It doesn't matter who they are, naturally they are Ximen Qing and Wu Song.
The two of them stayed in the newly renovated two-story pavilion in the yard for a while. You looked at me and I looked at you. Suddenly, you felt bored waiting.
After the bride had put on her makeup, she basically stopped eating. She was carried in a sedan to the temporarily rented courtyard next to Chuixue Tower, and then brought back in a sedan near dusk.
Ximen Qing and Wu Song's view on this is: tossing.
But today's trouble is unavoidable. Ximen Qing thought of the kind of bachelor party before marriage in later generations. Although he has not experienced it personally, at least there are many descriptions in Western TV movies.
Ximen Qing immediately regretted it. If he had known what he was doing in the house so depressed last night, he should have decisively gone to Baihua Building or something to have a lap dance or something.
Wu Song was troubled for a while and suggested that he go to the vegetable garden outside Jiuzaomen to kill some time with Master Lu.
Ximen Qing slapped the table: "Let's go! Senior Brother Lu has to come here in the afternoon, and he can be regarded as the matchmaker between you and Er Niang. Second brother, do you want to bring something as a thank you gift?"
Wu Song had a wonderful expression on his face when he mentioned the matter of matchmaking. From ancient times to the present, finding a monk to be a matchmaker may not be considered unique but rare. He hugged another soap cloth and treated it as a gift to the flower monk Lu Zhishen.
Just make a new dress.
When they arrived at the broken wall of the vegetable garden, Ximen Qing and Wu Song came in with their boys. There was no one on either side. They grabbed a handyman and asked a few questions, only to find out that Hua Monk Lu Zhishen had drunk too much last night and had not gotten up yet.
Wu Song said: "Since my senior brother hasn't gotten up yet, I can't wait nearby."
Ximen Qing chuckled and said: "Whatever, it's time for Chen Guang to wake up and start chatting!"
As they were talking, they walked to the front of the house and were startled when they saw Lu Zhishen suddenly come out of the house naked.
Unexpectedly, Lu Zhishen didn't even look at it. He went to the back of the house to relieve himself. When he came back, he saw Ximen Qing and Wu Song standing in front of the house. He was also startled: "Are you two going to scare the Sa family to death?"
"Senior brother, please change your clothes." Ximen Qing was the first to turn around and couldn't help laughing.
Lu Zhishen touched his bald head, went into the room, put on monk's clothes randomly and came out and said, "Why are the two groomsmen here free?"
Ximen Qing asked the boy to bring him the thank you gift: "Since senior brother has become my second brother's matchmaker and has nothing to do this morning, I came here to give him the thank you gift."
"If you want to drink, you just want to drink. What are you doing with so many tricks?" Lu Zhishen, the flower monk, laughed and scolded: "You are not a serious guy in ordinary times. Two jars of wine and a piece of soap cloth can be considered a thank you gift?"
"You don't have to drink. I'm afraid the meal in the evening will be a lot." Ximen Qing said with a bitter face: "Senior brother, go sit at home early in the morning and act like a matchmaker."
Wu Song said: "I have nothing to do this morning, so I came here to talk to senior brother."
"Look at Erlang, he is telling the truth." Lu Zhishen asked the servant to accept the "gift" and said with a smile: "The senior official is also the commander of the Imperial City Division, why is he so unserious? The matchmaker of the Sa family is just a fake.
That’s all. But since the high official said so, the Sa family will just make some preparations."
As he said that a few familiar rogues had settled down to hang out, Lu Zhishen randomly called one of them over, gave a few instructions in a low voice, and threw in two strings of copper coins, not knowing what preparations to make.
The poor man took the money and went to smoke a cigarette. Lu Zhishen invited Ximen Qing and Wu Song to sit on the straw mat under the willow tree, and asked the servants to make a pot of strong tea to sober up.
Those gangsters who had settled down had also heard about Ximen Qing and Wu Songda's wedding. They all came up to salute and say some auspicious words. Lu Zhishen said angrily: "I was about to talk, you guys don't mind going back and forth."
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Ximen Qing randomly took a few small-denomination Jiaozi from his sleeve and threw them over, and then the gang of rogues settled down and left happily.
"The high-ranking officials waste money for no reason, but they have spoiled these birdies." Lu Zhishen shook his head and said: "These birdies often get vegetables from the garden to sell or to eat for food. What future can they have?"
When Lu Zhishen said this, Ximen Qing suddenly remembered something and told him that he was about to be promoted to an official.
Monk Hua listened for a long time without saying anything: "The high officials are promoted faster than a kite. Although the Imperial City Department is no longer under the supervision of the Taichao, the censors and officials must have many complaints."
"The official service is for the king, so even if there are any troubles, I have to suppress it." Ximen Qing said with a smile: "I was promoted to an official, and my second brother will most likely be transferred to a commander. He is just a commander in name.
It’s still an empty frame, I have about ten people to choose from, but that’s just a drop in the bucket.”
"I see that there are many scoundrels settled in Bianliang, Tokyo. Why not select some capable ones to add to them? Of course, they must pass the assessment."
After hearing this, Lu Zhishen said seriously: "The official is trying to make a living for these bird people. I'd like to thank you in advance."
Ximen Qing nodded slightly and said: "Many of the black-clothed inspectors in the Imperial City Division are eunuchs, and I'm afraid they might have some collusion with Liang Shicheng. I am also doing this to balance the power of the Imperial City Division and prevent the eunuchs from becoming bigger.
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"Speaking of Liang Shicheng, I heard one thing here in the Sa family. It's like a joke." Lu Zhishen applauded and said, "Have the high officials ever heard of Wang Fu?"
Ximen Qing also remembered that Wang Fu was one of the six thieves, so he nodded slightly and said, "I've heard a little bit about it."
"This man was a Jinshi during the Chongning period, but his name was the same as Wang Fu, the great eunuch of the Eastern Han Dynasty. The court gave him the name and changed it. This man has always expressed his hatred for eunuchs." Lu Zhishen said: "But when this man's father died two years ago, he only changed his name.
He was just a bachelor of the Hanlin Academy. After Ding You passed in May, he resumed his studies as a bachelor of Xuanhe Palace. He had a fierce fight with Liang Shicheng and regarded what he said three years ago as nothing more than farts."
"This person can become a bachelor of Fu Xuanhe Palace, so Liang Shicheng will naturally contribute a lot." Ximen Qing nodded and said, "I don't know how much money he gave away in private."
"The most ridiculous thing is that Wang Fu moved in next to Liang Shicheng and became a neighbor. He treated Liang Shicheng like a son and respected his father, and called him Mr. Enfu." Lu Zhishen laughed and said: "This
Birdman's face is really thicker than the city wall!"
Wu Song got angry after hearing this and took pictures of the case next to him: "There are still such shameless people in the world!"
When Lu Zhishen said this, Ximen Qing suddenly remembered that Wang Fu relied on Liang Shicheng in the future and seemed to have jumped eight levels in a row. He was the first person since the founding of the Song Dynasty.
Moreover, Wang Fu has blond hair and golden eyes, and seems to be a mixed race.
However, Wang Fu shot himself in the foot in the end and had no good end. It is said that he invited officials to his home to see the Ganoderma lucidum growing from the pillars to please the officials.
Because Wang Fu got inside information from Liang Shicheng, Zhao Ji recently became obsessed with this "good omen".
But Zhao Ji is not a fool. When he arrived, he discovered that the back door of Wang Fu, a birdman, was actually connected to Liang Shicheng's family!
Although Zhao Ji did not have an attack on the spot, he immediately issued an edict for Wang Fu to retire after returning. The best way to say it was to retire, and the worst way to say it was to pack up and leave.
But all this has not happened yet, but Ximen Qing has already made a plan in his heart. Not only will Wang Fu retire early, but Liang Shicheng will also have to suffer the consequences.
After a conversation with Zhao Ji yesterday, Ximen Qing was quite confident about this. All he had to do was find a better time to sort things out.
When Wu Song saw Ximen Qing smiling and saying nothing, he asked, "Brother, what do you think?"
Ximen Qing replied: "Wang Fu is just relying on Liang Shicheng's arrogance. It's not surprising. However, this person is really thick-skinned and has a good reputation. Staying in the court will cause a lot of harm. I'm looking for an opportunity and slowly
Get rid of him!"
"Okay!" Lu Zhishen raised his thumb and picked up the tea bowl: "Although the wine is by the side, the official will have a hard fight in the evening. The Sa family will make an exception and serve tea instead of wine to pay tribute to the official!"
Wu Song also picked up the bowl and said: "Wu Song also respects big brother!"
Ximen Qing picked it up and took a sip. Even though it was coarse tea, he drank it with flavor. He also talked about learning the wedding process from Wu Song yesterday. Lu Zhishen laughed non-stop after listening to it.
At this moment, the rogue who had just settled down came back with a set of clothes in his hand, which he presented to Lu Zhishen.
Ximen Qing was slightly surprised when he saw it and said, "The piece of soap cloth just now was used to make robes for senior brother. Why did you go out to buy clothes instead?"
"There are even futou!" Wu Song was surprised when he saw it: "Senior brother, it's not like he wants to wear it, right?"
Flower monk Lu Zhishen smiled and said: "Erlang's guess is correct. This set of clothes and the futou are prepared for the Sa family. Speaking of which, the Sa family has not worn this kind of clothing for a long time. If it were not for being a matchmaker for you, the Sa family would be used to it.
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As he spoke, Lu Zhishen touched the suit of clothes, as if he was nostalgic for the scenery of the past when Lu Tiha was still there.
Ximen Qing saw it and smiled and said: "If senior brother is interested, you might as well return to secular life and go to the Imperial City Division to help brothers. Even if the case of suppressing Guanxi is not closed, I will keep it safe and no one will dare to ask."
Lu Zhishen shook his head and said: "Since you have escaped into Buddhism, why do you need to look back? Why do you need to look back?"
Ximen Qing seemed a bit arrogant when he heard this, and replied with a smile: "Senior brother has never known how to chant sutras and worship Buddha, so why bother to think about it?"
"How good!" Lu Zhishen's heart moved after hearing these words, and he sighed: "What the official said is true. If he has a Buddha in his heart, does he care whether he is a monk or a monk at home? Monk's clothes?"
Saying this, Master Lu rushed to Ximen Qing, clasped his hands, took the clothes and went to change in the house.
"Senior brother has indeed lived up to the title of Zhishen given by Elder Zhizhen, and will achieve great things in the future."
Ximen Qing saw that Lu Zhishen had changed into ordinary clothes and wore a knotted headdress on his bald head. He looked like Lu Tiha again.
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