Lin Yang moistened his throat and said: "Every servant has his own rules, and I also have three major rules. First, don't serve tea and pour water. Second, don't do laundry and sweep the floor. Third, don't make the bed and fold the quilt!"
Huo Hu was surprised: "Isn't that the same as us?"
“Can a servant establish these rules?”
Although Huo Long kept pretending to be cool, he was still a seven-year-old child after all, so he couldn't figure it out? Do all the servants in the house have their own rules? His little face was full of doubts.
"Hey, don't the famous dragon and tiger heroes know that servants also have rules?"
Lin Yang couldn't help but snicker in his heart, you two brats still want me to be a servant, you must be stupid now.
When brothers Huo Long and Huo Hu heard Lin Yang praise them for their great reputation, their faces were extremely proud! How could they say they didn't know? Isn't this a loss of reputation?
The two brothers hurriedly said in unison: "Of course we know that servants have rules. We just tested you."
At this time, the food and wine were also served.
Lin Yang pushed the empty wine glass in front of Huo Hu and said, "Help me pour the wine."
Huo Hu's face turned red with anger and said, "You are a servant and I am the master. Which master can pour wine for a servant?"
Lin Yang said in surprise: "Hey, little master, don't you know that every servant has to be served by the master for three days when he meets his first master? This is common sense!"
"Brother, do you have such common sense?" Huo Hu asked Huo Long anxiously.
Lin Yang suppressed his smile and said seriously: "This is common sense that has been passed down for thousands of years. Don't even people as famous as the two masters know about it?"
Huo Long was also surprised at first, but when he heard Lin Yang say that this was common sense that had been passed down for thousands of years, he would be laughed at if he said he didn't know, so he hurriedly said: "I know, I know, of course I know, my second brother just didn't think of it for a moment.
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Then he said to Huo Hu: "Second brother, please pour him wine quickly. You forgot that this is common sense!"
How did the two of them know that Lin Yang was teasing them deliberately? They really thought they had such common sense.
Huo Hu poured a full bottle of wine for Lin Yang with an aggrieved face.
Lin Yang picked it up and drank it all in one gulp, then put down the wine glass and said, "Tell it full again for my servant!"
Huo Hu was so angry that he poured more wine for Lin Yang, and muttered in a low voice: "Why don't I drink you to death? It's so uncomfortable for the master, so it's better not to do it wrong!"
Lin Yang pretended not to hear, and saw that the wine glasses of the two little guys were still empty, and said: "Hey, two masters, why don't you drink?"
The two little guys then remembered that they had not drank yet, and quickly filled up their respective wine glasses.
Huo Hu held the wine glass and said with a look of discomfort on his face: "Brother, this tastes so strong!"
Huo Long said proudly: "What are you afraid of? There is no great hero or master in the world who doesn't drink. Come on, second brother, let's do it together."
At Huo Long's instigation, Huo Hu also picked up the wine glass and the two of them drank it down in one gulp.
Unexpectedly, as soon as the wine entered his mouth, he choked on the strength of the wine and spit it out.
"Ahem..."
"Ahem..."
The two little guys' faces were red from being choked, they couldn't help coughing, and their tears were choked out.
"It's so spicy, so unpleasant to drink. I don't want to drink anymore!" Huo Hu threw the wine glass on the table, feeling extremely uncomfortable.
"Ahem!" Huo Long wiped the tears from his eyes and said with lingering fear: "I didn't expect those great heroes and masters to drink such terrible things every day. How can there be any delicious juice here?"
Seeing the appearance of these two brothers, Lin Yang couldn't help but laugh in his heart. Do you two little guys still pretend to be adults? Let's drink your juice.
The four villains who were planning to fight Huo Long over there, the Huo Hu brothers, had been observing this side. When they saw Lin Yang joining in, one of the four said: "Brother, what do you think the origin of that kid is?"
"Don't worry about him. He looks like a weak scholar. He can be eliminated with one palm. The plan will continue as usual!"
The eldest among the four was obviously dismissive of Lin Yang and regarded him as a weak scholar.
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After Lin Yang and the two little guys finished eating, they inquired with the shop owner and found out that the nearest town was a hundred miles away. He thought that he would not be able to send the two brothers to the government until tomorrow.
He greeted loudly: "You two young masters, hurry up and pack your things. We are on our way."
Huo Hu wondered: "Brother, why do I always feel that we are servants and he is the master?"
"Didn't you listen to what he said? This is common sense. If you accept a servant, the master will serve the servant for three days! Don't talk nonsense in the future, otherwise others will laugh at us dragon and tiger duo who don't even understand common sense!" Huo Long understood very well.
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As soon as they came out of the store, the waiter brought the horses of the three of them over. Lin Yang saw that the horses of Huo Long and Huo Hu brothers were both ponies. One was white and the other was black. They were very handsome. He knew at a glance that they had extraordinary bloodlines.
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What made Lin Yang amused was that these two little guys also prepared a small tent and seemed to plan to camp.
Huo Long and Huo Hu looked at their little pony, then at Lin Yang's tall horse, with strange expressions on their faces.
Lin Yang got on his horse and rode for a few steps. Seeing that they were still standing behind without getting on their horses, Lin Yang asked curiously: "What's wrong with the two young masters? Why don't you get on your horses?"
"Oh, come right now!" Huo Long responded hurriedly.
Huo Hu said, "Brother, he rides a big horse and we ride a pony. This is too embarrassing."
Huo Long glared and said: "Can you ride a big horse? If you fall off, your butt will break into eight pieces!"
After saying that, he mounted the pony and chased after him, and Huo Hu had no choice but to follow.
Just after the three people left, the four villains also walked out of the hotel.
One of them said: "Brother, the three of them are heading northwest. Do you think we should catch up with them now?"
"Don't worry, go northwest from here. We won't see the town until tomorrow. They will definitely stay in the dark woods for the night. Let them go for a while, and the four of us brothers will go find some girls to have fun. We will start in the evening.
Not too late."
When the other three heard that they were looking for a girl, they all burst into laughter.
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As soon as Lin Yang and the other three were on the road, Huo Long, Huo Hu, and the two little guys forgot to pretend to be experts and had a great time chasing each other along the way.
Seeing them playing so happily, Lin Yangxin said, they look like children now.
After a while, the two of them were playing so crazy, riding the pony that their buttocks were sore and numb, and kept asking Lin Yang to take a break before rushing on.
How could Lin Yang pay attention to them? If they had stopped every three steps and rested every five steps, they would not be able to reach the town ahead tomorrow.
When the two little guys saw that Lin Yang ignored their requests, they acted like their masters and asked Lin Yang to rest.
But as soon as Lin Yang came up with the common sense that a master should serve his servants for the first three days, the two brothers were like eggplants beaten by frost - wilted.
With a bitter look on his face, he endured the discomfort on his buttocks and had no choice but to continue on his way with Lin Yang.
The group of people kept walking until the evening, when the sun was about to set. Lin Yang saw a dense forest not far ahead and thought that this might be the dark forest the store owner mentioned.
If we continue on the road, I'm afraid these two little guys won't be able to hold on any longer. We will camp here tonight, just in time to catch some game in the woods to offer sacrifices to the Five Zang Temple.
Looking at the two little guys behind who looked listless, he said loudly: "We will camp here tonight. You go and make a fire first, and I will hunt some game."
Huo Long, Huo Hu, and the two brothers were finally able to rest after hearing this. Their spirits were shaken and they cheered. They immediately jumped off their horses and stopped moving.
Lin Yang didn't care about them, just arranged for them to light up the fire, and then went into the dark forest to hunt game.
When he saw Lin Yang leaving, Huo Hu's little face was full of anger and he said angrily: "Brother, have you seen it? He didn't take us seriously at all and even made us angry. And there are many people along the way.
We are almost exhausted, and we are not allowed to take a break, which makes me really angry."
Huo Long thought he was also very angry, and said: "Second brother, we are a dragon and a tiger. If others find out, and we are led by a servant, our reputation will be damaged, so we must counterattack and let him know.
You know how powerful we are!"
Huo Hu must counterattack and said in surprise: "Brother, do you have any good ideas?"
Huo Long chuckled, took out a packet of medicinal powder, and said, "Have you seen this? It's called itching powder. It will make you unbearably itchy if it touches your body..."
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