Huo Hu clapped his hands and shouted in joy, but Huo Long covered his mouth, "Shh, don't be so loud, it will be bad if someone hears you!"
After that, I looked around nervously and saw no one, then I felt relieved.
Huo Hu quickly made a gesture of silence, and then asked with an excited face: "Brother, why do you have itching powder?"
Huo Long said proudly: "I stole this from Gao Weiwei. He also had something like 'I love you a stick' on him..."
"Brother, what does 'I love you a piece of firewood' mean?" Huo Hu's thirst for knowledge is still very strong.
Huo Long shook his head and said: "I don't know. How can anyone in the world like a wooden stick? This must be a lie. Itchy powder is more fun."
"Yes, my eldest brother is still awesome!" Huo Hu said with admiration, nodding his little head.
"But brother, how can I use this thing so that Lin Yang can be fooled?"
"It's not easy, just sprinkle it on him."
"Brother, does this count as a sneak attack?"
"Of course this is not a sneak attack." Huo Long said disapprovingly: "I heard from Gao Weiwei that some great heroes and heroes, in order to deepen their relationship with women at night, prescribe drugs first. All great heroes and heroes do this.
What if we just sprinkle some itching powder!"
"Well, that's good." Huo Hu suddenly asked curiously: "Brother, why do those great heroes take medicine first to deepen their relationships with women?"
Huo Long thought for a while and said: "Gao Wewei said that only in this way can those great heroes discuss life with women. But what kind of discussion, I don't know?"
Huo Hu showed a clear expression and said: "Oh, so that's it! Great heroes, all great heroes do such things. I think we have to discuss life with women when we turn around, otherwise we won't be great heroes.
What a hero!"
If Lin Yang were here, he would definitely scold that high guard for being despicable, misleading people, and destroying the flowers of the motherland. He also said that great heroes, great heroes, drugged women to explore life. Who the hell has ever seen a great hero?
This is how a hero discusses life with a woman! This is a job only a flower picker can do!
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When it was getting dark, Lin Yang came back with the game he had brought. He saw Huo Long, Huo Hu, and the two brothers still sitting there without even lighting a fire.
"Why don't you have a life yet? Didn't I make arrangements for you when I left?" Lin Yang said.
"No, you go and make a fire."
"How could the dragon and tiger make fire?"
The two little guys said very arrogantly.
"Okay, okay, you two little masters, rest while I light the fire!"
Lin Yang didn't bother to talk to them anymore, so he put the game aside, found some dry firewood, and opened the firewood to start a fire.
When the two little guys saw that Lin Yang had his back turned to them, they beamed with joy. They sneaked up behind Lin Yang, picked up the packet of itching powder, and sprinkled it towards Lin Yang.
Who is Lin Yang? He is the only one who plots against others, so he can be plotted against by others. As soon as he came back, he saw these two little guys with strange faces and kept peeking at him. He knew that they must be plotting something.
, to make fun of yourself.
You don't say anything, just want to see what tricks they play?
When the two brothers sneaked up behind him, Lin Yang had already noticed it.
The two brothers thought that Lin Yang hadn't noticed, so they showed a proud smile, threw the itching powder in their hands towards Lin Yang, and shouted happily: "This is the consequence of your bullying us..."
Unexpectedly, just when the medicinal powder was about to fall on Lin Yang, he took a step forward, turned around, waved his sleeves, and stirred up a strong wind. All the medicinal powder still floating in the air was blown away by this.
A strong wind blew on the two little guys Huo Long and Huo Hu.
How could these two fake masters escape from this sudden change? They all stood there stupidly, their whole bodies covered with powder, and their two little faces looked like powdered clowns, not to mention there were
How embarrassing.
"Brother, what's going on? Aren't you going to sprinkle the powder on Lin Yang? Why are we all covered in it now?" Huo Hu blinked and asked.
"Don't ask me, ask me, who should I ask?" Huo Long said angrily: "Lin Yang, how can you avoid it? How can you avoid it? You have to stand there and not move!"
Lin Yang looked at it funny and angrily. The two brothers who just attacked him were so naive! Why can't I hide away? Why can't I hide away? Oh, you two attacked others sneakily, why don't you?
There is no such thing in the world as telling others to stay away! You two little idiots!
"Haha, you still want to sneak attack on me, now you know how powerful it is, right? You two troublemakers, why don't you sit there and just sit there for me, what other tricks are you trying to do, watch your little butts!" Lin Yang said with a smile on his face!
Look at these two brothers.
Only then did Huo Long realize that his plan had been seen through by others. He puffed up his cheeks and shouted angrily: "Okay, it turns out you knew this a long time ago and actually treated us like children. You are so big."
The courage!"
"If I don't treat you as children, how can I still treat you as adults, you little fool!" Lin Yang said with a smile.
"You... you... you dare to insult me as an idiot, I... I want to fight you..."
Huo Long's face was red with anger, and his voice was trembling a little, which showed that his temper was not small. When he finally said that he wanted to fight with Lin Yang, he didn't even say the word "fight" and started shouting.
"It's so itchy! It's so itchy..."
Huo Long kept scratching his body with both hands. At this time, Huo Hu also started to scream and scratched.
After a while, the two brothers felt like they were being crawled by ten thousand ants, and they were itching unbearably. There were streaks of blood all over their arms and face.
The two little guys couldn't bear the pain and burst into tears.
Lin Yang was also startled. He had no idea that the medicine powder these two little guys spilled was so powerful. He didn't bother to teach them a lesson at the moment, for fear that they would be in danger. He shouted urgently: "Idiot, get rid of all the medicine on you."
Take off your clothes!"
Huo Long and Huo Hu were so frightened that they thought they were going to die. When they heard Lin Yang's voice, they took off their clothes without even thinking.
After Lin Yang finished shouting, he took out a bottle of pills from the colorful space, rushed over, and asked them to swallow one pill each.
This time he went to the Ice Flame Earth Sea, and Xue Qianshan actually prepared a lot of elixirs for him. He was afraid of any poisonous beasts, so he even prepared detoxifying elixirs. It could be said that he had everything he needed.
This itching powder is just some third-rate medicinal powder used as a prank. It poses no danger to life at all. At most, it makes people uncomfortable for a while, and it can be detoxified by just scrubbing with water.
Lin Yang didn't know this, so he thought it was some serious poison and just took out Xue Qianshan's secret detoxification pill. If Xue Qianshan saw it, he would definitely scream "waste".
Under the action of the detoxification pill, itchy powder, a pediatric medicinal powder, was eliminated in just a few breaths. These two little guys had their bare buttocks, you looked at me, I looked at you, with a look of shame on their faces
, lowered his head, no one was embarrassed to look at Lin Yang.
When Lin Yang saw that everything was alright, he breathed a sigh of relief and joked: "The dragon and the tiger look quite heroic with their bare buttocks."
Only then did the two little guys remember that they had taken off all their clothes just now, and now their buttocks were still bare. They screamed, both of them covered their buttocks, and immediately got into a bush not far away, not daring to do so.
Out.
Lin Yang laughed and said: "We are all men, you two little guys are still shy, why don't you quickly find some clothes and put them on."
Huo Long stuck out his little head and said with a grimace: "But we have no clothes!"
"What, no clothes?" Lin Yang laughed dumbly and said: "Since you can bring a tent, you don't even bring a change of clothes!"
Huo Long said embarrassedly: "We have been used to living in tents since we were children. Even if we are in a room, we have to sleep in a tent, otherwise we won't be able to sleep!"
Lin Yang laughed and said: "These two rich kids still have this kind of hobby!"
I had no choice but to take out my own change of clothes from the colorful space and let them put them on first.
Lin Yang's clothes were too big, and the two brothers Huo Long and Huo Hu were only seven or eight years old. His clothes were so baggy that they could be covered in them. Huo Hu had just taken a few steps, and he was
The long hem tripped and got dirt all over his face.
Lin Yang had no choice but to tear his clothes shorter for them. Although they were still baggy, they would not stumble. He looked at them and said with a smile: "You want to sneak attack me, now you will have a better memory, right?"
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