"Should we go out and fight for a token amount of time? That's a question!"
"If we don't go out to fight, we won't have to look good when His Highness the King of Han arrives! But if we go out, it's too dangerous! If you're not careful, your life will be in danger!"
"How to do how to do?"
After spending another whole night in fear, Qiao Zhongkui got up the next morning with dark circles under his eyes. After breakfast, he was sitting in the commander's tent of the Chinese army, thinking about something.
At this moment, a rumble of drums came from outside.
After a while, the soldier guarding the camp came in and reported that there was a young man with a rough skin outside the camp. He named General Qiao and asked him to answer in front of the formation.
"Young Ma Gan'er? Isn't that the face of Princess Leping, the newly minted General Zuowei, the military commander Yang Guang sent to conquer His Highness the King of Han this time, Yuwen Chenglong?"
"I heard that this pretty boy is so weak that he needs help from a maid to even walk! He actually came out to call for battle. This is so weird!"
"No! If something goes wrong, it must be a monster!"
Thinking of this, Qiao Zhongkui, who was originally hesitant about whether to go out, immediately made up his mind not to go out!
After a while, the soldier came in again to report, saying that this time, a very dignified old man called the general outside and said, "General, if you don't go out, you will rush into the camp and kill us all."
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"Little trick!" Qiao Zhongkui smiled coldly and waved his hand, signaling the soldier to retreat.
After a while, the soldier once again entered the account to report, saying that this time a bandit with a beard came to call the battle, saying that if you don't go to war, general, I will go to your house to rob, and remove all the gold and silver treasures, including the ancestral graves.
After all, all the men were castrated and sent to the palace as eunuchs, while all the women were sold into brothels and ridden by thousands of people!
As he spoke, the soldier secretly glanced at Shuai's door, intent on running away if the situation went wrong.
Surprisingly, General Qiao Zhongkui's face changed from red to orange to yellow and green for a while, and then quickly returned to calm.
In fact, Qiao Zhongkui's heart was not as peaceful as it seemed. After all, the bandit's words were so vicious!
"How dare Shu Zian bully me like this! If I don't avenge this, I swear I won't be a human being!"
As soon as his anger sprouted a little, Qiao Zhongkui then thought about Yu Gongzheng's troops, whose life and death had not yet been heard from, and the more than 5,000 scouts under his command who had disappeared out of thin air. After his scalp went numb for a while, Qiao Zhongkui finally suppressed his anger.
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"Ten years are not too late for a gentleman to take revenge! Once the King of Han's army arrives, I, the general, will have my own chance to take revenge!"
In his mind, he imagined that after the Han Dynasty's army arrived, he would lead his troops to rush to Pujin Pass and kill all the enemy generals who had humiliated him. After a long while, Qiao Zhongkui finally felt balanced.
Who would have imagined that just when Qiao Zhongkui's heart had regained some balance, the soldier who reported the news came in again and added to the trouble!
This time, the soldier said, the bandit just said that he went back to the camp to sleep with General Qiao and his wife. He asked you to wait here until he is done with you before going out. Now the person calling the formation outside the camp is a gangster, then
The little gangster said that he admired your mother very much, General, and strongly requested to be your stepfather, General! He also said that if you don’t respect him, General, you are disrespecting your parents, which is a great unfilial piety and will not be forgiven!
"That's unreasonable!" With an angry shout, Qiao Zhongkui pulled out the sword from her waist with a cry.
The soldier had been mentally prepared before he spoke, and had already figured out the direction. When he saw Qiao Zhongkui getting angry, he immediately turned around, turned around and ran out of the Chinese military tent.
"Shuzi! That's too much! I will fight with you!"
After rushing out nearly ten feet away, and seeing that Qiao Zhongkui did not chase him and chop him, the soldier finally made up his mind and suspended his escape...
Then, the soldier heard a muffled "click" sound, followed by a "clattering" sound of heavy objects falling to the ground.
"Poor Mr. Qiao, my mother has been greeted by others. No wonder she is so angry. How pitiful!"
Glancing at the commander's tent behind him, the soldier shook his head slightly, walked smoothly out of the central army's commander's tent with duck steps, and headed towards the camp gate.
The next whole day was like a nightmare for Mr. Qiao.
The thieves on the other side were so vicious that they compiled the eighteenth generation of Qiao Zhongkui's ancestors one by one. Moreover, each one of them was well-founded and had noses and eyes!
In a word, it's very pornographic and violent!
However, this General Qiao Zhongkui is indeed very determined. After being scolded in all kinds of ways, Qiao Zhongkui not only did not leave the city camp, but quickly calmed down. Although during this period, Qiao Zhongkui almost destroyed everything in the commander's tent.
Smashed them all.
The three bad guys, Mai Tiezhang, Shen Guang and Yu Wen Chengxiang, are really good at swearing. From morning to night, the three of them basically never stop, but they never repeat any of their curse words!
In the evening, the three of them were finally thirsty. In desperation, they arranged a love story between Qiao Zhongkui and Yang Liang, and asked people to publicly perform a live performance art charity performance outside Qiao Zhongkui's camp. Then the three bad guys went on their own.
Went back to camp to eat and rest.
After failing to achieve success in the first round, the three bad guys, Mai Tiezhang, Shen Guang and Yu Wen Chengxiang, were all a little downcast. They felt that they were not able to meet the ardent expectations of the manager. After returning to the camp, the three of them all had their heads drooped in their arms, feeling like frost.
Like eggplant.
However, as the coach, Yuwen Chenglong didn't pay much attention to this, saying that the incident was expected, and ordered the three of them to go down quickly to eat, drink water and rest for a while, as they would have tasks to do later!
When they heard that the boss had assigned a task, the three bad guys were all very excited and elated.
Without it, the tasks assigned by Boss Gein have always been fun and affordable, so as to satisfy the appetites of these three bad guys.
In less than half an hour, the three bad guys licked their chests and belly, walked back to the commander's tent arm in arm, slapped their chests loudly, and said, "If you have anything to do, boss, just tell me.
Go through mountains of swords and seas of fire, no matter what!"
"It's not necessary to go through mountains of swords and seas of fire. Each of you three will pick out five hundred men. They are required to have a loud voice, have strength, and run fast. Then each of you will prepare a big drum! Go and prepare first, and then report back to the Chinese army after that." Yuwen.
Jackie Chan said with a smile.
Somehow, all three bad guys felt a chill from Yuwen Chenglong's smile.
Ji Lingling shuddered, and the three bad guys didn't dare to ask any more questions, and quickly ran out of the handsome tent.
About a quarter of an hour later, the three bad guys turned back to the central army one after another and said, "We are all ready and waiting for the boss's orders at any time!"
"Come over here!" After waving to the three of them, Yuwen Chenglong lowered his voice and said with a wicked smile on his face.
After the three bad guys all stretched out their heads obediently, Yuwen Chenglong whispered in the ears of the three of them with a lewd look on his face.