Qiao Zhongkui is very depressed! So depressed that she wants to kill someone!
In fact, any eighteenth generation ancestor who was blocked at the gate and scolded for a whole day would be more depressed than Qiao Zhongkui!
Contrary to Qiao Zhongkui, the soldiers under Qiao Zhongkui were quite excited.
Because, this time, these soldiers finally opened their eyes. It turns out that swearing can have such a high level!
Especially in the evening, the drama about the heart-stirring love story between Qiao Zhongkui and Yang Liang jointly compiled by Mai Tiezhang and the other three made Qiao Zhongkui's soldiers laugh until their intestines cramped.
This is so joyful!
The result of being too excited was that it was not until the end of Xu that these soldiers gradually calmed down and gradually fell into dreams.
Unexpectedly, just when everyone was a little confused, rumbling war drums and shouts of death came from the west side of the camp!
"An enemy has stolen the camp and robbed it!"
Suddenly awakened, all the soldiers in the battalion, including Qiao Zhongkui, almost unanimously thought this way.
Quickly putting on his helmet and armor, picking up his weapon, Qiao Zhongkui hurried to the school grounds to assemble his team, and then ran to the west side of the military camp at a speed comparable to that of a rabbit. Only then did he realize that he did not see even a shadow of the enemy.
The sound of the war drum also mysteriously disappeared just before Qiao Zhongkui arrived.
After asking the sergeant who was keeping watch at night, Qiao Zhongkui found out that just a quarter of an hour ago, loud drums suddenly sounded outside the camp, and some people took advantage of the drums to shout and fight.
The sound of the drum was not very far from the camp, about a hundred steps away.
But because Qiao Zhongkui had a strict order, no one was allowed to leave the camp without permission from him, the coach.
Therefore, even though they heard the sound of war drums and shouts, the sergeant guarding the camp did not send anyone out to check.
"Is this a plan by the enemy to mislead the enemy?" Qiao Zhongkui looked around for a long time, still a little uneasy, and hesitated again and again. Finally, Qiao Zhongkui ordered the number of sentry posts to be doubled, and then he assembled all the sentry posts.
The team was disbanded and everyone went back to rest.
Turning back to the commander's tent, Qiao Zhongkui took off his armor, went to bed and thought for a long time, finally feeling a little dazed.
At this moment, a thunderous drum sound exploded in Qiao Zhongkui's ears.
As soon as the donkey was upright, Qiao Zhongkui quickly stood up, still skillfully put on his helmet and armor, picked up the steel knife and rushed to the school field immediately. After gathering the team, he hurriedly ran towards the sound of the war drums again.
This time the drums sounded a little longer than before. Until Qiao Zhongkui arrived with his troops, the drums still sounded for nearly half a quarter of an hour, and then they stopped suddenly and mysteriously disappeared into the night.
"Alas!" Looking at the dark night sky outside the camp, Qiao Zhongkui frowned and was silent for a long time, and finally turned into a long sigh, "Disband! Everyone go back to the camp to rest!"
Qiao Zhongkui's misfortune did not end there. For the entire night thereafter, ranging from three-quarters of an hour to just over two-quarters of an hour, there would be a burst of death-like sound of war drums outside the camp.
Moreover, these drum beaters were like ghosts, sometimes in the east, sometimes in the west, the next moment they appeared in the south, and then they turned around and appeared in the north again.
All in all, in one word, Qiao Zhongkui is not allowed to have a peaceful sleep!
Towards the end of Yin Shi, at the darkest time before dawn, the sound of gongs and drums suddenly sounded from all directions in Qiao Zhongkui's camp.
This time, the drum sound came most urgently and went away very quickly. By the time Qiao Zhongkui gathered the army on the school field, the drum sound had stopped abruptly.
Out of caution, Qiao Zhongkui patrolled all sides of the military camp as usual and found no problems at any sentry post. Then he tiredly dispersed the troops again and returned to the commander's tent.
"It should be dawn in more than an hour. Those noisy little devils should go back to the underworld and sleep?"….
Thinking in his mind, Qiao Zhongkui took off his clothes again and planned to go to bed and have a good sleep.
After a hard night's work, he was extremely tired, and almost as soon as he touched the bed board, Qiao Zhongkui fell into a daze.
However, Qiao Zhongkui had just been confused for a quarter of an hour when another loud sound of gongs and drums sounded outside the camp, which was also mixed with shouts of killing like a mountain roaring and a tsunami.
"Charge! Kill! Capture Qiao Zhongkui alive!"
"No! The enemy came to rob the camp again!"
Ji Lingling shuddered, and Qiao Zhongkui suddenly remembered the so-called surprise in the art of war, and cold sweat dripped down his forehead like spring water!
"Yuwen Chenglong, this pretty boy, is so cunning! This boy must know that our army is at its most tired and at its most lax at this moment, so he came to steal the camp at this time!"
Qiao Zhongkui couldn't help but get furious when she thought that she had fallen into the pretty boy's trick even though she had tried so hard. She didn't even bother to put on her armor, so she just ran towards the school ground with her pajamas and bare feet, while running wildly,
Qiao Zhongkui also shouted loudly, "Gather! Urgent gathering! Pass this general's order, urgent gathering!"
The more alert soldier had already left the camp in a panic. Hearing his boss shouting to gather, he quickly turned around and beat the gongs and drums to convey the order.
Not to mention, General Qiao Zhongkui got half of it right this time!
This time, Yuwen Chenglong indeed sent people to sneak attack!
However, the attackers did not rush into Qiao Zhongkui's camp!
Early in the morning, when it was still dark, Yuwen Chenglong called his second brother Yuwen Chengdu and asked him to pull the nine thousand soldiers from the first, second and third prefectures out of the camp for routine training.
Slightly different from the past, the training subjects this time are not running with weights, nor riding horses, nor practicing swordsmanship, but riding archery, or riding archery with real bows and arrows!
Specifically, the sergeants from the three prefectures were asked to ride horses and pass outside Qiao Zhongkui's camp. They were required to shoot a pot of twelve feather arrows into the enemy camp within half a quarter of an hour, and they also had to use flammable arrows.
Explosive rocket!
Anyway, there is no requirement for accuracy, as long as you light the rocket and shoot it into the enemy camp!
This trivial matter is not too difficult for the "elite" Zuo Weijun!
So, when Qiao Zhongkui just ran to the school ground in his pajamas, nine thousand rockets from the dark sky crashed into Qiao Zhongkui's camp like meteors, setting hundreds of tents on fire in an instant!
It was fitting that Qiao Zhongkui was unlucky. This guy was wearing pajamas at the moment, with two lumps of eye droppings, standing coquettishly on the high platform in front of the school ground, waiting for his subordinates to come to report. Unexpectedly, he was hit by a flying arrow.
Hit the left foot.
"Ouch!" A shrill wolf howled loudly, resounding through the sky.
"Is there a wolf coming? That's not right! This is not the season for female wolves to be in heat! Why does this sound sound so sad?"
"Could it be that some unlucky guy had his anus exploded by a rocket?"
Just as the sergeants under Qiao Zhongkui were muttering in confusion, waves of rockets smashed into Qiao Zhongkui's camp one after another. In the blink of an eye, fiery snakes were everywhere, as if billions of stars had risen!