In the Hall of Yama in the southeast of the underworld, Xu Zhengyang serves as the chief judge. As soon as he enters the underworld, he can hold the book of life and death in his hand to control the life and death of people living in the world.
However, as the chief judge, you still have to abide by the rules of the underworld. This book of life and death cannot be changed at will.
First, it must be unanimously approved by all the judges, and then Yama Luo of this palace nods to agree. Only then can the chief judge use the judge's pen to make changes. Xu Zhengyang thought with some dumbfounding, it seems that the underworld established by the heaven was better than the heaven.
Much more democracy!
But now that he wants to change the Book of Life and Death, he doesn't need to consult the Southeast Yama who has long been wiped out.
because……
What Xu Zhengyang didn't expect was that he had now been promoted to the Yama of the Southeast Yama Hall, which meant that when he was promoted again, he might become the King of Yama of the Tenth Hall of Yama!
Xu Zhengyang is not very interested in this. In the southeast underworld, there is the Mingjitai artifact in the Wangchuan River as a guarantee. It is basically certain that within decades or hundreds of years, no evil spirits will enter the Samsara Pond through the Santu River.
Because there are ghost missions controlling the Ming Ni Platform, and the slow flow of the Santu River... Well, for the time being, there is no need to arrange ghost missions or other officials to take care of the end of the Santu River, because there are no evil spirits there.
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In other words, Xu Zhengyang has enough time to live a good life in the human world, at least before his relatives and friends in the human world pass away. He does not need to worry too much about the current situation in the underworld.
Xu Zhengyang didn't want to live in such a real ghost place all day long.
It's so boring, isn't it? Lifeless...
As for the other two rivers in the Santu River, the fastest one will take ten years to reach the Samsara Pond. Therefore, good people will be rewarded well and reincarnated to live a good life in the next life. There is no rush to make arrangements.
Well, according to the allusions of Yama Hall, after death, it takes eight years for a person to pass through Huangquan Road and enter the Wangchuan River all the way to Ming Nie Terrace, and it takes ten years for the Santu River to flow quickly to the Samsara Pond. Calculated in this way, it is really
As the old saying goes, "Eighteen years later you will be a good man again."
However, Xu Zhengyang believes that ordinary people in the world do not understand the specific underworld organization after all. The so-called eighteen years are for good people, and... after eighteen years in the underworld, even if you are really reincarnated into a boy, it is also called
If you don't want to be a good man, you have to grow up for another eighteen years, right?
This is a big misunderstanding...
From the book of life and death, he found Jiang Lan's life and death book, which had been modified by Tian Tiao's divine power. Xu Zhengyang held the judge's pen and changed the outline of Jiang Lan's fate on behalf of the chief judge, canceling her suffering from illness and suffering.
After blessing him with ten years of longevity, he let out a long sigh, shook his head, and flew helplessly to the top of the Ming Nie Platform to check on the work of the ghosts.
The work of the ghost agents in the underworld is affected by the inherent aura of the underworld. In addition, the underworld itself is a huge artifact organization. Therefore, the ghost agents really have to work hard to avoid pain and torture.
Everything was fine, Xu Zhengyang left the underworld with satisfaction and returned to the world.
The lights in the room are dim, and there is a faint fragrance floating in the air; the beauty is sleeping peacefully in his arms, her skin is smooth and fleshy, delicate and pleasant.
Xu Zhengyang couldn't help but feel restless and wanted to have sex, but in the end he was not willing to torment the beautiful and pitiful lover in his arms. Although Li Bingjie believed that as long as her husband nodded and agreed, then her mother Jiang Lan's
The condition will improve immediately, but after all, the mother is seriously ill, so how can the mood completely improve?
Gently taking out the arm that was being pillowed by Li Bingjie, Xu Zhengyang got up and got out of bed, walked outside, lit a cigarette and stood in front of the window.
The street lights outside the hotel and on both sides of the road flickered with a faint light. Under the shroud of darkness, it was quiet and quiet, which especially set off the pre-dawn world and made it especially peaceful...
Being a god in the human world is really far behind compared to the gods in the underworld.
Because it is the underworld, after entering the underworld, all ghosts will no longer be as atheistic and faithless as they were when they were humans. Any ghost will believe in the existence of heaven and hell. Therefore, the supply of divine power in the underworld is extremely large. This
Not to mention, there is nothing that needs to be expended to become a god in the underworld. The accumulated divine power and the meritorious deeds performed by the ghost servants belong exclusively to Xu Zhengyang, so the promotion of the priesthood is a matter of course.
What about the human world?
What percentage of people believe in atheism? And among people who have religious beliefs, how many actually believe it sincerely?
There are few believers, and there are many places where divine power needs to be consumed. Alas!
"The fairy mountains are separated by the sea of clouds, and the Xialing Mountains are connected by jade..."
The sound of ethereal songs and music came from the bedroom. Xu Zhengyang hurriedly put out the cigarette butt and rushed back to the bedroom, thinking who would call so late? Could something happen again?
He hurried indoors and saw Li Bingjie's cell phone ringing on the bedside table. When Xu Zhengyang stepped forward to pick up the phone from the bedside table, Li Bingjie had already woken up.
Xu Zhengyang looked at the caller ID and saw it was Li Binghe calling.
Xu Zhengyang smiled and sat on the edge of the bed, handed it to Li Bingjie, who had already sat up with a slightly nervous expression, and said softly: "This is from my brother."
"Yeah." A trace of doubt flashed in Li Bingjie's eyes. What was Xu Zhengyang doing out so late?
However, she didn't ask any more questions, as she was still thinking about her mother's condition. She connected the phone and put it to her ear, and Li Bingjie said softly:
"Brother, how is mom?"
"Bingjie, thank you Zhengyang for me. After my mother woke up just now, she felt much better. The doctor checked and said it was a miracle, because my mother didn't have any physical symptoms..."
Li Bingjie's voice trembled with excitement: "Really?" As she said this, Li Bingjie stared gratefully at Xu Zhengyang's face full of gentle smiles.
"Yes, we can be discharged from the hospital now, but the doctor said we should stay in the hospital for observation for a while." Li Binghe said with a smile: "I told my mother, her good son-in-law knows about this, and he will definitely be fine... Haha
!”
The laughter came clearly from the mobile phone, which showed that Li Binghe was indeed very happy.
"Well, well, let mom have a good rest for two days and stop being busy at work."
"I know, don't worry, you guys can have fun outside for a few days, don't be in a hurry to come back."
"Um."
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After hanging up, Li Bingjie stared at Xu Zhengyang with tears in her eyes, pursed her lips tightly to hold back the sound of crying out of excitement.
Xu Zhengyang smiled and patted her hand and said, "Relaxed? That's a lot of words."
"Yeah!" Li Bingjie suddenly threw herself into Xu Zhengyang's arms, sobbing and saying, "Zhengyang, thank you, thank you... You are so kind!"
"Silly wife, what's there to thank you for? I'm your man." Xu Zhengyang happily patted Li Bingjie's back and comforted him: "Stop crying, ah!"
"Yeah, yeah." Li Bingjie sat up straight and raised her hands to wipe away her tears.
"Are you happy?"
"Um."
"That..." Xu Zhengyang said half of it with an embarrassed smile.
"What?" Li Bingjie looked at Xu Zhengyang with some confusion.
"Congratulate me, would you like to thank me?"
"What’s wrong with you?"
Xu Zhengyang rushed forward, hugged his wife and kissed her several times, and said anxiously: "Come, come, be happy, celebrate, celebrate..."
"Ah, you hate..."
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As the saying goes, habits become natural. Before getting married, Xu Zhengyang had always been a very conservative and old-fashioned guy with a colorless heart, a bold mind, and never crossed the line; but after getting married, as long as he was with Li Bingjie,
Here. That is basically something extremely pure love between men and women, which is indispensable every day...
Before this night, I hadn’t done...the things I loved to do.
So now Xu Zhengyang is just trying to make up for it!
This is why Xu Zhengyang loves his wife who is as weak as a flower. Otherwise, God knows how many times this perverted guy can do it in one night... Of course, there is another important reason: Xu Zhengyang is often struck by lightning recently, every two days.
Small splits, one big split every three days, it’s a common meal.
But the strange thing is that the so-called big split was not as serious as the one I encountered before.
It's like, well, it's like today's Tian Tiao no longer accumulates Xu Zhengyang's sins against Tian Tiao, but strikes him once and for all, and reminds him every time.
Coupled with the blockage of the jade city scroll artifact that does not even have a new name now, Xu Zhengyang's divine power can't be used up much.
Li Bingjie, who had witnessed Xu Zhengyang struck by lightning three times, was worried at first but did not ask. After all, Xu Zhengyang is a god. Who knows whether this kind of thing is good or bad? Maybe he is communicating with some kind of god.
Not necessarily. But after seeing that scene for the third time, Li Bingjie couldn't bear it anymore, and said with concern: "Zhengyang, you, are you okay? Why are so many words struck by lightning so easily?
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"Uh... it's a matter of character." Xu Zhengyang didn't know how to explain it. He couldn't talk about his wife. Because he does... what he loves to do with you every day, is the widow Tian Tiao jealous who stays alone in the empty house? There will be many words after that.
If the couple does that again, won't Li Bingjie be under psychological pressure?
"Does it hurt?" Li Bingjie felt extremely distressed.
"It's okay." Xu Zhengyang scratched his head, rubbed Li Bingjie's forehead, and said, "I just chopped and chopped, I got used to it..."
Not to mention this matter, what puzzles Xu Zhengyang and his wife, Yuan Suqin and Jiang Lan, is that they have been married for such a long time and have not taken any safety measures when engaging in happy things between husband and wife. Why until now?
...There is still no movement in Li Bingjie's body?
For this reason, Jiang Lan specially took Li Bingjie to have her body checked; and Yuan Suqin also asked Xu Zhengyang several times to check her body.
Let’s see if there is any physical problem between the two of them. If there is any disease, treat it as soon as possible!
The result is that Li Bingjie is in very good physical condition, and apart from being slightly weak, it will not affect her fertility at all. Not to mention Xu Zhengyang, after the examination, even the doctor couldn't help but praise, young man, your body is simply amazing.
Athlete? Just returned from the army?
After some passionate sex, Li Bingjie was not sleepy because she had just woken up from her sleep.
The couple were lying on the bed hugging each other, thinking of the same question in their minds.
Li Bingjie said softly: "Zhengyang, I want to have a child..."
"Yeah, I want to too."
"But it's been so long and I'm still not pregnant."
"The time has not come yet? There are many words." Xu Zhengyang smiled and tightened his arms around Li Bingjie's shoulders, comforting him: "Don't be in a hurry."
"Mom is anxious..."
Xu Zhengyang was speechless and sighed.
Li Bingjie raised her hand and lightly traced Xu Zhengyang's bare chest with her fingers, and said, "Do you think it's possible that it's because of your status that we are not allowed to have children?"
"Eighty percent yes." Xu Zhengyang nodded, feeling a little angry.
"What should we do?" Li Bingjie put her face pitifully on Xu Zhengyang's chest, listening to the powerful heartbeat.
"Whenever I have time, I will go to the sky and take a look, and tear down those stupid rules of heaven."
Li Bingjie chuckled and said: "Didn't you say that the Heavenly Tiao is still of great use? If it is torn down, you will have to work hard to build it again."
"Well, I was a little excited just now and I made a mistake." Xu Zhengyang took a deep breath and said, "It's okay to change it."…
"But if you go there, will you go there for more than two years like last time?" Li Bingjie said pitifully.
Xu Zhengyang frowned, thought for a moment and then said: "I won't go for now."
"Um."
…
For a while, Xu Zhengyang really didn't plan to go to Heaven again. Because although he watched the History of Heaven there last time, he really didn't know how much time he spent in Heaven, resulting in the fact that two years and six years have passed in the human world.
Months. When asked about the time gap between heaven and earth, whether it would be like the legend saying that one day in heaven and one year on earth, Jade Stone Castle Scroll did not give an answer.
Under Xu Zhengyang's pressure, Chengjuan just answered: Unknown.
This makes Xu Zhengyang very helpless. It seems that when Tianjun and the Emperor of Dongfang Cang Tianting made this artifact, they did not inject this small piece of information into it. It seems that even super gods like Tianjun and Emperor have
When he was negligent, he wrote a history of heaven and injected it into the artifact, allowing the artifact to rely on its own perception and connection with Tian Tiao to arrange matters related to Xu Zhengyang's promotion. However, he neglected the gap in the concept of time between heaven and the human world.
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In fact, if you think about it carefully, Xu Zhengyang really doesn't think there is any need for him to go to heaven now. If he really wants to go to heaven one day, he will definitely amend the rules of heaven.
For no other reason, at least I have to prevent myself from being together with my wife, which is considered a violation; and, we must be allowed to have children? There are many words, not to mention whether Xu Zhengyang and Li Bingjie really want to have a child that belongs to them.
Children, just for the parents and elders of both parties, they have to have children!
Xu Zhengyang is the eldest son of three generations, and the old Xu family is counting on him to continue the family lineage.
Of course, Xu Zhengyang is still not completely sure that Tian Tiao interfered with this matter, but he feels that it is almost the same.
Damn it, why are you going against me?
At this moment, Xu Zhengyang had a sudden idea, turned over and hugged his wife and said, "Daughter-in-law, do you want to be a god? I will make you a god."
"Ah?" Li Bingjie was surprised and shook her head quickly: "I, I can't do anything..."
"It's great to be a couple of gods. You don't have to work, just have a job." Xu Zhengyang said quite seriously: "I think in that case, we can have a little fairy boy to play with."
Li Bingjie stared at Xu Zhengyang blankly, not knowing what to say for a while.
Xu Zhengyang was thinking about another question: This thing is probably feasible, but is it feasible to give birth to a little fairy child? Don't give birth to a monster, that would be a bad choice...