In this world, I am afraid that only people with special personalities like Li Bingjie would politely reject Xu Zhengyang's plan to make him a god after some consideration.
Xu Zhengyang was puzzled and asked: "Why? Isn't it good to be a god?"
"It's good, but..." Li Bingjie smiled softly, leaned into Xu Zhengyang's arms, and said softly: "It's good now, everyone will envy me, and I feel very happy. Because, my husband is a god, and he has
My husband protects me and leans on me
Rely on, I don’t have to worry about anything, I can live my life leisurely and comfortably, haha. You don’t know, in fact, women all have this kind of vanity. If you think about it, you will feel that in fact, such a life,
It's better than being a god..."
"The question is, don't we want a baby?" Xu Zhengyang scratched his head and asked.
Li Bingjie smiled and said: "The Seven Fairies and Dong Yong are gods and mortals together. They also have children."
"That makes sense!" Xu Zhengyang nodded in approval.
"So, I think maybe, maybe... the time has not come yet? A lot of words."
Xu Zhengyang nodded again and said seriously: "Therefore, the revolution has not yet succeeded, comrades still need to work hard. It is still early in the day. How about you and I working harder?"
"Go..." Li Bingjie gently slapped Xu Zhengyang's dishonest right hand, "I want to talk to you for a while."
"Okay, let's talk for a while." Xu Zhengyang smiled evilly, rubbing his hands up and down to warm them. Suddenly he remembered a serious matter, and said: "Daughter-in-law, have you ever thought about another question? I am a god. In the future
My Lord who can live forever, if you don’t become a god, when you are old and old, well, this, is it? A lot of words, hehe, hehe..."
Li Bingjie's face turned red, she spat out angrily, and said: "You dislike me? It's a lot of words."
"That's not true, but we don't match well together. I don't want people to say that you are my grandma..."
"Won't you look older?"
"Well, that's true." Xu Zhengyang nodded. Suddenly he shook his head and said, "That's not possible, you will always die in the future."
Li Bingjie smiled and said: "Didn't you say that you are an official in the underworld? You must know where I will be reincarnated, and you can be the master. If you let me be reincarnated as a girl in my next life, you will become younger again.
Marry me..."
"It makes sense."
"When I am reincarnated in the future, I will let you take care of me from the time I was a child, until I grow up, and then when I grow old... life and death, we will never abandon you." Li Bingjie pressed her cheek to her with some fascination.
On Xu Zhengyang's chest, there was a soft sigh and yearning.
This sentence reminded Xu Zhengyang of a fresh phrase he had encountered while surfing the Internet before - Loli cultivation plan.
In addition, he also gave himself an evil image - a strange uncle holding candies and goldfish, with dirty thoughts and obscene thoughts.
Xu Zhengyang considered himself a pure person, so after thinking for a while, he shook his head, and then said very seriously: "Bingjie, I bet you have read a lot of novels or TV series recently..."
"Ah, how do you know?"
"What's this?" Xu Zhengyang grinned and said, "I also know what theme you are reading."
"What?"
Xu Zhengyang sighed and said helplessly: "Romance..."
Sure enough, it's very bloody...
But it feels really good!
So on a whim, Xu Zhengyang immediately got up and got dressed, and urged Li Bingjie to get dressed as well, so that we could go up the mountain and enjoy the scenery.
Li Bingjie was a little confused and looked at the time while getting dressed. It was four in the morning.
Open the curtains and look outside. The sky is still dark, but it has some faint white color, and a thin mist seems to be hanging quietly in the air like a gauze curtain...
Xu Zhengyang walked to the window on the other side facing the mountains and pushed the window open.
"Bingjie, wear something thicker."
"Ah, no, it will get hot while hiking." Li Bingjie said.
"No climbing."
"Ah? How to get up there?"
"Let's... fly up!"
While talking, Xu Zhengyang had already brought a coat for Li Bingjie to put on, zipped it up, then picked up Li Bingjie with both hands and said, "Hold me tight!"
"Yeah, tell Qing Ling and the others..." Li Bingjie just came back to her senses.
As soon as he finished speaking, Xu Zhengyang didn't say anything else. He stepped forward, jumped up, and the couple floated out from the spacious window.
The mountains were covered with mist, and the sky was slightly glowing with white light.
The humid air was slightly chilly, and Xu Zhengyang carried Li Bingjie, who was slightly frightened, and flew across the quiet bottom between several peaks. He walked carefree to the back of the main peak and entered the surrounding mountains.
The environment here is extremely quiet, and there are no houses or roads at the foot of the mountain and on the side of the mountain, so it is completely deserted.
At this time, the sky is getting slightly brighter. The mist is steaming upwards and is about to turn into clouds and mist between the mountains. It is lingering and wisps of silk, which is exceptionally beautiful, as if it is real and illusory.
Xu Zhengyang controlled the speed of flight, walked slowly, and stepped in the air; the original posture of holding Li Bingjie with both hands changed to let Li Bingjie straighten up and stand beside her, with her right arm around her waist; after Li Bingjie's initial panic, now
Having calmed down, he hugged Xu Zhengyang tightly with his arms and turned his head to admire the rare scenery.
As if stepping on a staircase to the sky, Xu Zhengyang held Li Bingjie in his arms and walked slowly upwards with the slowly rising mist.
Gradually, it gets higher and higher, the clouds and mist have formed, and there is no more rising.
The sky has brightened, and there is a red glow in the east.
Xu Zhengyang and Li Bingjie were wandering in the clouds and mist, looking at the surrounding mountains and mountains surrounded by mist. The clouds and mist set off ripples like the sea surface, and the peaks peaked out in the sea of clouds like fairyland islands.
"The beautiful scenery in heaven is nothing more than this..." Xu Zhengyang couldn't help but sigh.
At this moment, the morning glow in the east first appeared. In an instant, thousands of rays of rays of rays shone with dazzling brilliance, covering the mountains with colorful brocade clothes. The sea of clouds floating in the air was even more colorful and dazzling.
, ever-changing; the mountain peaks appear and disappear in the sea of clouds, seeming real and illusory, blurry and unpredictable, making people feel unpredictable and mysterious.
The real scene of the peaks and rocks and the virtual scene of the sea of clouds perfectly match each other, and the stillness and movement complement each other at this moment. They are integrated, blurred by smoke and water, and the beauty of the poetic painting is intoxicating.
"So beautiful!" Li Bingjie exclaimed softly, tears of excitement flashing in her eyes.
Xu Zhengyang nodded slightly, yes, such a beautiful scenery cannot be compared to all the scenes in the heaven. It is really... lifeless there.
The red sun rises slowly, like a wheel or a disk, warm and warm.
The sky is full of colorful clouds, the mountains below are stacked, and the sea of clouds is floating, colorful...
The two of them landed on the top of a mountain in the mountains. The mountain here is steep and there is no way to climb, so no one can come here.
However, looking from a distance, tourists as small as ants can be faintly seen on several other peaks.
Of course, with Li Bingjie's eyesight, she couldn't see those people, and those tourists couldn't see them either.
"Zhengyang, I really want time to stop at this moment and stand still forever. You and I are right here..."
"Well……"
It was supposed to be very romantic, very warm, and very love-making. Unfortunately, Xu Zhengyang is not a great love saint after all. Even if he becomes a god, it is still difficult to get rid of the inherent tackiness, old-fashionedness, and simplicity.
Honest. So after he was stunned for a moment, he said the truth: "No, I can still get by..."...
Fortunately, there is an old saying that a family does not belong to the same family, and there are also people with special personalities like Li Bingjie. She really does not resent Xu Zhengyang's words that ruin the mood, so she pursed her lips and smiled.
After a while, he sighed quietly: "Zhengyang, I think that girl Ouyang Ying is pretty good..."
"Huh?" Xu Zhengyang was stunned, not understanding what Li Bingjie was talking about?
"If, if it's because of me, you can't have a child, otherwise, why don't you take Ouyang Ying, too..." Li Bingjie was interested, but she really couldn't go on.
Xu Zhengyang was not a fool. Of course he understood what the following words meant, so he said with a shy face: "No, the law clearly stipulates that monogamy is monogamous. Marrying another person is a crime and is a crime of bigamy!"
"Are you still afraid of this?"
"This is not a question of whether you are afraid or not, but a question of setting an example!" Xu Zhengyang said righteously.
"You haven't thought about it? Huh?"
Xu Zhengyang's righteous and Lingran image collapsed in an instant, and was replaced by a rather shameless and wretched smile, saying: "Then, that's so embarrassing... I'm too familiar, no, it's hard to start."
"snort."
"Huh what?"
"Men are like this, they just want to have wives and concubines..."
"Okay, okay, let's not be so sentimental. Do you really think of me as the handsome guy from Pan An in the Yushu Linfeng Competition?" Xu Zhengyang laughed awkwardly, and then did not allow Li Bingjie to talk any more, so he immediately changed the subject and raised his finger to point at the rising figure.
The red sun, thousands of miles of colorful clouds, and the dazzling and colorful scenery of the clouds, mountains, and sea of mist. “Look, this is really beautiful.”
It’s really like the fairy mountains separated by the sea of clouds, the Xialing Mountains and jade belts, the ordinary fairyland...” Xu Zhengyang’s level of education directly caused Xu Zhengyang to exhaust his vocabulary, so he soon lost the witty words of such an educated person, “The weather is so beautiful today, everything is perfect.”
No delay, how lucky we are as a couple. If we catch a windy, rainy and cloudy day..."
…
Indulging in the real and illusory wonderland, it seems that time has been forgotten.
When the two of them suddenly remembered that Miss Qing Ling and Zhu Jun must have panicked in the hotel at this time, they hurriedly went down the mountain. Then a very distressing question was posed in front of them.
How do you get down the mountain?
It is true that it is very easy to fly down, but there are many tourists in the mountain and there are residents nearby. If someone discovers it, it might scare people. So Xu Zhengyang flew down the mountain with Li Bingjie in his arms.
When I arrived, I was no longer as carefree as when I flew here, but instead was sneaky and cautious.
Finally, they chose a relatively remote and uninhabited mountain path. The two of them couldn't help but smile on their faces because of their caution.
When the two of them finally returned to the hotel, they saw three police cars parked outside the hotel. Standing at the door of the main building of the hotel was the nervous-looking girl Qing Ling, the general manager of the hotel, and two policemen, talking about something.
Well, when she saw Xu Zhengyang and Li Bingjie, Miss Qingling excitedly took out her mobile phone and contacted Zhu Jun who was still in the hotel room: "Come back, come back..."
The hotel manager and the two policemen were stunned for a moment, their hearts hanging in their throats dropped, and they suddenly felt paralyzed. God bless these two ancestors, nothing happened to them.
If something happens here, we can't afford it!
In fact, this is really a misunderstanding in coincidence.
It was originally planned to get up early to go mountain climbing and view the scenery, so Qing Ling and Zhu Jun both got up early and waited for Xu Zhengyang and Li Bingjie outside the door. They didn't want to wait around, but the two refused to come out. The two bodyguards discussed this and decided
The young couple are not the kind of people who are not punctual. They never keep people waiting for a long time. What happened today?
But they couldn't disturb them casually, so they had to wait until it got dark.
After thinking about it again and again, Miss Qingling knocked on the door, but no one answered...
After a while, Qing Ling knocked on the door again, but there was still no movement.
Now Qing Ling and Zhu Jun were panicking. As bodyguards, what they were most worried about was that the person who needed to be protected was not with them.
Of course, the two of them also knew that Xu Zhengyang had extraordinary abilities and that normally nothing would happen to him.
But Li Bingjie is a real frail young lady. If something unexpected happens, Xu Zhengyang has to protect his wife...
So the two of them no longer hesitated. Even if they were misunderstood and disgusted by Xu Zhengyang and Li Bingjie, they had to open the door and go in!
Without notifying the hotel staff, Zhu Jun kicked the door open and rushed in...
There was no one around, and the window on the side of the living room facing the mountain was wide open.
What happened?
Zhu Jun and Qing Ling were frightened. Good guy, this is incredible.
It stands to reason that when ordinary people encounter this kind of thing, they have to quickly find the hotel management and call the police at the same time. But the identities of Xu Zhengyang and Li Bingjie are unusual, so Zhu Jun immediately called Li Ruiyu first. Li Ruiyu was not worried after hearing this. There are still many people in this world.
Is there anyone who can do anything to Xu Zhengyang?
However, there are some things that cannot make Zhu Jun and Qing Ling too confused, so Li Ruiyu still said to call the police first and be careful not to be too public.
When the director of the local police station arrived, he shuddered when he heard the names Xu Zhengyang and Li Bingjie. Oh my god! Could it be those two people? It took a lot of words to read about the two bodyguards Zhu Jun and Qing Ling.
Temperament, yes, 99% of them are them! The director had the honor to hear about these two legendary married couples by chance. He quickly and anxiously reported to his superiors, and then cordoned off the scene.
…
Something big happened. Something big happened.
Not a minute after Xu Zhengyang and Li Bingjie came back, another seven or eight police cars came flying towards them. After learning the news, the city bureau was also very nervous. The police chief personally took action. These two must not be in our territory.
Something happened.
A false alarm...
Because Li Bingjie was tired all the way down the mountain and her complexion was not good, so everyone asked her to go to the city hospital for a physical check-up anyway. Well, our hotel is responsible. The accommodation fee is free, and we will pay for the medical check-up...
When Li Bingjie was having a physical check-up in the hospital, the government leaders did not come forward, but arranged for people to come to visit. They also invited the two of them to have a meal together at noon. Xu Zhengyang couldn't laugh or cry, and felt quite guilty in his heart.
It's ridiculous, because the couple's negligence resulted in such a waste of human, financial and material resources, ugh.
The test results came out quickly.
There is something really wrong with Li Bingjie’s body!
She, she is very likely, pregnant!
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ps: The short blade is very pure...
Also, recommend this book:
"Superheroes of the Doomsday" ISBN 1744739 is written by Deep Sea Peacock.
Reason for recommendation, well, just one sentence: The end of the world creates superheroes!