In the grass in the wild, the atmosphere is very dull.
Ye Huan rubbed his eyebrows and wanted to take out cigarettes several times to suck in two, but this is an enemy -occupied area. The ignition smoking is definitely a kind of death.
Why did you catch a foreign official? And still a major general ...
Ye Huan does not know how he can often do such a magical thing, that is, as the saying goes, digging himself.
The black general was lying in the grass, lying deeply, in fact, take a closer look, and coupled with the glittering small golden bean bean on his shoulder, it is really not as hard as the small coal kiln ...
Ye Huan grabbed his hair irritated and sighed heavily: "What should I do now?"
The wolf stared at him fiercely: "What you mess with, now you ask us what to do?"
Ye said angrily: "How do I know that this is the general of the foreigner? Let's engage in exercises in China, what kind of lively this black buddy is here?"
The wolf said leisurely: "This black buddy is really not here to make fun. This time the exercise of our Ministry of National Defense invited foreign officials and military observers from more than 70 countries to see the appearance of this black general.
The invitation, one of the officers who came to our exercise theater to observe on -site, Ye Huan, you put this black buddy down, and said that this is a serious diplomatic event.
The friction incident in the middle ... "
Ye Huan carefully: "... These two things don't seem to be small."
The wolf thought for a while, and said, "You are right, why can't you be small?"
Ye Huan was crying without tears: "Why do my fucking so lifey ..."
“Lazy said:" Don't be mourned, the real life is not yet how much, but the black buddy has soaked urine in the wild.
. ""
Ye Huan thought about it. In contrast, the experience of Brother Hei was indeed unlucky than him. It is estimated that the general did not expect that Fart Bader and Fan'er came to China to see a military exercise, and would be treated such a treatment.
"I said ..." Ye Huan said hard: "... Don’t let's withdraw it? Throwing the General Black here, it would not happen. Anyway, he woke up and did not know who did it ...
... "
The red wolf is full of black line: "Is it a grandson? Isn't it kind?"
"Think about the invasion of the Eight Kingdoms forces, dear! Foreigners have nothing good."
The wolf squeezed, and said, "Don't go online. The Eight -Power Allied Forces have nothing to do with the black people. At that time, people are still wrapped in animal skin to eat raw meat. What happened to others?"
Ye Huan sighed: "What should I do? Wake up the Black General, and then apologize to him?"
Everyone nodded: "We are the host country of the host, the state of etiquette, and we should apologize for the wrong thing, wake him up."
So Ye Huan had to squat down. Among the people who had a bitter face with a bad face ...
After a while, the black general woke up.
Opening his eyes slowly, the black general's face was painful and confused: "Oh, TD?"
The sight gradually became blurred to clear. Ye Huan's face with a smile on his face was shown into the eye. The face was very close, and he almost talked with him. He smiled and said.
"We drip, big sorry. It's wrong, I'm really sorry. You drip, good people are big ..."
General Black's eyes straight: "What?"
Looking around for a week, I found that a dozen Chinese soldiers were surrounded by him. Although a smile was smiling, the smile really could not see much of the friendly meaning.
What a terrible picture around him, how terrible the picture, General Hei was shocked and scared. He immediately turned over and bounced, and he touched the gun cover in his right hand subconsciously ...
Ye Huan's eyes were fast, and he was immediately a hand knife. He split down the neck of the black general, and the General Black fell down. He didn't hum.
A moment of weird silence ...
The comrades stared at him in horror, and the eyes didn't seem to have much worship ...
Ye Huan stomped his feet and pointed at the black general who dizzy again, and used a kind of victim's tone to be sad and indignant: "Look, see, look at it, do you don't know if you apologize early?
Sure enough, it is not my family ... "
silence……
Ye Huan couldn't stand this atmosphere, and he had a straight chest, and said, "Did I do something wrong again?"
The wolf stretched out his palm, put a scissors hand, and said slowly: "The second time, the second time ... can just be explained as a misunderstanding, now ... Ye Huan, you are dead, say this, this, this, this, this, this
It is an upgrade of diplomatic incidents. When you go big, you may have provoked the war of the two countries ... "
Ye Huan was horrified and trembled: "Isn't it that serious? Which country does this black buddy? Is our country so fragile with their friendship?"
"From the perspective of them, think about it, a general of others, as a guest to see a exercise as a guest. I did not recruit anyone and did not mess with anyone. As a result, it was inexplicable.
In China, what do you think of the boss of others?
"But ... he also had a unreasonable place, and twice exhausted his gun. In order to defend himself, I just split him twice ..." Ye Huan argued.
The wolf wondered: "Two times he pulled a gun? He also picked up a gun for the first time?"
Ye Huan vowed: "Put up! I can see it clearly, just in the lower body, a very long and thick gun shot at the big tree, good shame ..."
Everyone: "..."
The situation seems to be worse and worse, and the movement of the activity area of the armored division can't be moved. He caught a foreign general for no reason, and fainted it twice ...
As the captain of the team, the wolf is very painful now.
The dandruff caught the sky, and the wolf stood up for a while, saying: "The disaster has been broken, and it must be resolved. Even if our task fails, it does not matter.
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I refer to Ye Huan. The wolf said: "We wake him up, Ye Huan, you stay away from General Black, don't faint him again, and you are stunned twice a day.
. ""
Below the body.
After a while, General Hei woke up again.
After restoring his mind, General Black's eyes suddenly widened, and then he touched the gun cover behind the waist again with one hand ...
"Stop! Stop!" The wolf used his poor and barren English to block.
Several people hugged General Black's arms in partnership, and General Black murmured in anger.
The wolf is full of mist: "What do you say?"
Ye Huan said: "It's definitely not good. Maybe scolding his mother. I heard that black people scolded swear words. It was particularly powerful in a mouthful. This fool must be the same ..."
General Hei took a meal, but did not struggle. The opening of the mouth was a little bit harder.
"You're stupid. You are all stupid!"
The crowd was shocked.
Ye Huan is happy: "Can you talk about it? This is good to communicate ..."
General Hei turned his eyes: "Are you talking about human beings? I speak my mother tongue is not human?"
Then General Hei looked angrily: "I am a major general in the US Embassy in China. You Chinese soldiers attacked and held up the museums of the embassy in other countries. This is a serious provocation of our country. Hostile behavior can even be considered as a signal that your country declares war in my country. I want to propose a serious protest to your country and the Ministry of National Defense! "
Everyone's face was bitter. Ly sighed in their hearts.
The hexagram of the red wolf before departure is really wrong, it really should not travel.
Ye Huan swallowed a sip, and dried: "Black brother ..."
General Black's eyes stared at: "Don't scream! My name is Jame Smith. There is a name and a name, not a black brother!"
"Brother Zhan, I'm so embarrassed, I don't intentionally understand it. You have to understand. Now it is the two major military regions in my country. You dressed in military uniform back to me. I thought it was an enemy soldier. You know that the soldiers who are in the enemy areas are always very sensitive, so I fainted you for a while, sorry, I'm really sorry, this matter, this matter, this matter, this matter, this matter, this matter It's a misunderstanding ... "
Ye Huan explained a good words, Brother James finally calmed down a little, his face gradually eased.
However, Ye Huan made a lot of extra words: "... Besides, you pee in the wildland of our country. This is a very uncivilized behavior. It is understandable to receive a little punishment ..."
James heard the words, and then furiously, obviously, his barren Chinese level could not clearly express his anger, so he was anxious and fast. Although he couldn't understand it at all, he could imagine him.
What must be protesting, or scolding the street ...
Ye Huan looked at each other and looked at the dazzling expression of the stars with a face.
James did not know how long the protest was protested, and said it for a long time before stopping, and then stared at Ye Huan angrily. This time, he changed into a rigid Chinese.
"This Chinese soldier, your apology is very sincere. I decided not to accept your apology. Even if this matter is a misunderstanding, after the exercise, I will still submit a formal diplomatic photo meeting with your Ministry of Foreign Affairs, indicating that my country and My personal stern protest. "
Therefore, foreigners are ingenious, they do not understand what "don't fight without knowing each other", and they feel like they have planed their ancestral graves. Maybe this is the so -called "human rights" that foreigners often hang on their mouths, right?
——The really let them set up the stalls in China, and then chase the streets and run around the street, run slowly, and let the guys see what human rights are Chinese with Chinese characteristics.
Ye Huan sighed again, and the matter was finally smashed. If He Ping knew that he had made such a big disaster, I do n’t know what kind of expression was.
"After the exercise, it is not only beaten by He Ping, I'm afraid he will be shot by him?" Ye Huan thought desperately.
It now appears that this US general protest will definitely protest. Now the plan is to wear sin. If you can set up a durian as much as a durian in this exercise, you must be able to relegate the punishment will be relegated by the shot to be relegated to being.
Beat ...
This is really a very unbelievable and helpless idea.
Ye Huan was frustrated, but his head was fast, and his empty eyes swept unconsciously from the US General James's face, and then ... fixed on his face.
Ye Huan's eyes gradually released.
"Foreign officials come to the battlefield. As for the headquarters, should be at or above the division level?" Ye Huan asked coldly.
The rest of the people's eyes were also bright. Yes, why didn't you think of? The active area of the armored division suddenly appeared in the active area of the armored division. What does this mean? It means that the headquarters of the armored division should not be far from here, maybe it's close ...
Everyone does not know much about foreign observation officers. They only know that they are invited by the Ministry of National Defense. They can be invited by the Ministry of National Defense. Presumably they are all officers above the general level.
It is time to care about that level that belongs to that level. This American black brother is a major general. His headquarters must be the headquarters at or above the division level.
After some reasoning, everyone put their attention to James.
James was watched by everyone, and a moment of silence, shrugging: "You can't ask me. I am just a foreign officer invited by the Ministry of National Defense to watch the battlefield. My position is objective and neutral.
Military secrets and intelligence, I must not disclose to the other party in any form, otherwise waiting for me will be deported by your country, and you will have to accept the trial of our court when you return to China.
Nothing can be said. "
Ye Huan said fiercely: "What if we torture to ask you?"
James wasn't afraid at this time. He heard the words easily: "Oh dear gentleman. You can't do that. First of all, I am a guest officially invited by your country, and it is a martial arts officer in your country.
Diplomacy exempts rights, not your prisoners of war. Secondly, even if I am a prisoner of war, according to the international Geneva prisoners of war, you must not perform any form of personal attacks and torture on me, otherwise you will be one person at the defendant of the court court.
Have a chair. "
Ye Huan sighed: "... I'm afraid that the hooligan will have culture."
I glanced coldly, Ye Huan said: "It's okay not to say, Brother Zhan can leave, you don't accept my apology anyway, you protest to the Ministry of Foreign Affairs, but you have to remember, your position is objective
Neutral, our small troops are interspersed with the enemy occupied districts. You can't say a word when you go back, otherwise you just leaked our military intelligence, and you know the consequences. "
I didn't care about General Black, Ye Huan turned around and said to the wolf: "According to my judgment, our position should be not too far away from the command of the armored division. I think we should have a way to bring this armored division ...
... "
The crowd hadn't spoken yet, but Brother Black General James on the side felt surprised: "The Chinese that" end "means to eliminate from tactics? Oh! Mygod! You have 12 people in total, how can you" end the end 'one, "
Related Armor? This is too crazy! No one except God can do it. Do you know how many tank armored vehicles of a armored division have? Do you know how tightly the headquarters' alert? You know ... "
Jame Balabala said that he didn't stop, and the expression on his face seemed to see the pigs flying in the sky.
Ye Huan murmured and sighed: "The more the foreigners who speak Chinese, the more the foreigners who have stumbled, do you want to faint him again? Anyway, there is too much lice ..."
Brother James heard that he closed his mouth.
This is a lice that is very knowledgeable, and it is a matter of disappointment. Now he doesn't want to live with himself.
"OK, ok, I won't say it, my identity is just a foreign official who observes on the spot. It should not be said to be too much, and I should not interfere with your tactical decisions of your army. I apologize to you. But I am still curious, how do you plan to do you plan
Drive the other party's armored division? This question is purely my personal doubt. If you feel inconvenient to answer, you can say it. "
"I accept your apology ..." Ye Huan paused, staring at James with anticipation: "... I also accepted my apology at the stall that I fainted with you.
• By the way, I can also attach the answer you mentioned just now, what? "
James shook his head: "Oh, no, dear Chinese soldiers, you have the saying in China, called‘ Bridge Guide Road, Lu Guiqiao ’..."
Ye Huan interrupted: "Really no culture, it should be 'Bridge Gua Bridge, Lu Gui Road'?"
"Oh, yes, you are really good, yes, bridge home, Lu Gui Road, I ask my personal question is one thing, and you attack me is another matter. These two things have nothing to do.
Power choice to answer or not answer my question, and I have the right to retain my protest. "
Ye Huan said angrily: "I know that all the Americans are fucking carefully, and I like to fight a lawsuit. There is no humans, protest! Lao Tzu casually ..."
With a tone, Ye Huan's eyes showed a fierce light, and his chin touched his chin and said, "... you have to protest twice when you are dizzy. If you are dizzy three times, you still have to protest.
"
James stayed indifferently: "Oh, dear soldier, there is definitely the difference, you better not try to dizzy me ..."
"If I faint you again, what's the difference?"
James said in a hurry: "I will protest to your Ministry of Foreign Affairs twice ..."
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