Ye Huan really wanted to knock this damn foreigner out again.
Poor people must be hateful. It must be unlucky to pee in the middle of the night. [..com]
Ye Huan stared at James, wanting to give him a rabbit kick. The foreigner couldn't get enough of him, so he shouldn't have let him wake up just now.
Ignoring General Hei anymore, Ye Huan turned around and said to the crowd: "The armored division headquarters is probably not far ahead. The exact location still needs to be reconnoitred. Brothers, we have come to this situation anyway, do you want to do something?
?”
Jackal hesitated and said: "You mean to take over the entire division headquarters? But...the captain gave us an order to conduct reconnaissance, and did not mention taking over the headquarters..."
Ye Huan squinted at him: "How about we retreat? Anyway, we already know the movements of the armored division. Our mission has been successfully completed. When we go back, the captain will definitely praise us for being good children, and maybe each of us will be given a small flower."
Where are the red flowers..."
Jackal's face was green and red. After a while, he finally gritted his teeth and said fiercely: "Go to hell with your good children! To say that Blue Sword's soldiers are good children is to curse. We will do this!"
Ye Huan murmured and sighed: "This little captain is too unsteady in his will, isn't he? His blood boils with just a few words. After more than a thousand years, Brother Song Jiang can easily make money off you without any tricks.
Go up the mountain and be a dick..."
James on the side was surprised and said: "Oh, dear soldiers, do you really want to annihilate the headquarters of this armored division? This is so crazy. I really want to know what you are planning to do."
Ye Huan gave him a stern look and said, "It's very simple. We plan to cut open your belly, stuff a time bomb inside, and then let you rush into the headquarters and explode."
James was shocked: "What?"
The jackal laughed and said: "Okay, you idiot, don't scare him. Didn't you see that the black man's face turned pale with fright? He was frightened into a white man in front of a good black man. It's time for the United States to disown him and go to the big country."
He said, this is called racial rebellion, poaching the corners of US imperialism..."
Ye Huan said bitterly: "If this guy is a **** officer, I will go to a military court and make him a human bomb..."
James wiped the cold sweat on his head and murmured: "god
Less, this ancient Eastern country is not much more peaceful than Iraq..."
Although the headquarters of the armored division is definitely nearby, how do you sneak in? For a division-level headquarters, you can imagine how tight the security around it is. It is definitely not like in the southwest jungle where you can evade a few patrols.
The regular field army is not like those grass-roots teams. It is very strict in interrogating people who come and go. It can be said that it is airtight and watertight.
When everyone was worried and thinking, Ye Huan stared at James, his eyes suddenly lit up, then he hooked James' shoulders, the two stood side by side, and smiled at everyone: "You think I look like this black guy?
Not like it?"
Everyone was stunned for a moment, and then they all laughed and said, "Like."
"Same handsome?"
"Same black."
At this time, Ye Huan was still wearing dark paint on his face, with only a pair of bright black eyes moving flexibly on his face. Moreover, he was very lucky. It happened that Brother James was about the same height as him and had a pretty good build.
for similarity.
James realized something was wrong and said in a trembling voice: "Mygod, dear Chinese soldier, what do you want to do?"
Ye Huan smiled and said: "I'm sure the friendly American military attache won't mind if I lend you your military uniform and ID, right?"
"Oh no! Chinese soldier, you are not allowed to do this during the exercise!"
Ye Huan asked coldly: "The rules of the exercise are that you are not allowed to disguise yourself as soldiers of the other side, you are not allowed to hire civilians, you are not allowed to destroy people's property, etc. Are there any rules that don't allow you to pretend to be a foreign official?"
"This..." James ended, his eyes wide open at a loss.
"There is no explicit rule, which means that what I did is reasonable and legal. I am justified in taking the lawsuit to the commander. Stop talking nonsense with me and take off your clothes!"
James stayed for a moment and objected vehemently: "But you attacked me and held me hostage..."
Ye Huan smiled and said: "This is something you want to protest to the Ministry of Foreign Affairs of our country. The exercise headquarters has no control over it."
James was stunned again. He was stunned for a long time before he said slowly: "I am now wondering whether there is such a great educator as Confucius in China?"
"Yes, I'm not fooling you, it's true."
"It's impossible. From this Chinese soldier, I can't see anything about the beautiful words of 'benevolence, righteousness, propriety, wisdom, and trust' preached by Mr. Confucius. With all due respect, I only see a scoundrel."
Ye Huan's painted face became even darker. There must be no Confucius in the foreigner's country. There is no need to even doubt him, otherwise he wouldn't be so damaging in what he said.
"You told me about 'benevolence, justice, propriety, wisdom and trust'? Come, let's find a quiet place, and I'll talk to you about the Eight-Nation Allied Forces back then..." Ye Huan hooked James' neck and walked back.
James suddenly lost his sense and said hurriedly: "Okay, okay! I won't say this, but I will never let you take off my clothes. This is a provocation to our country and an insult to our American side. I will tell you
Ministry of Foreign Affairs of the People's Republic of China..."
"Protest, right? How many times have you protested since you woke up? Do you have any new words? Hurry, do you want to take it off yourself or let us help you take it off?"
"You, you... it's hard to believe, is this really an ancient civilized country? What kind of people did I meet? God, I once saved a priest when I was young, why do you still punish me like this?"
Brother James started to unbutton his shirt with a look of humiliation.
"Take it off quickly. Gods have their own territories. God has no control over China..."
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Before setting off, Brother James suddenly stopped Ye Huan.
"Brave Chinese soldier, can you tell me your name?"
"Ye Huan, just mention my name when you protest to the Ministry of Foreign Affairs of our country."
After saying that, Ye Huan turned around and left.
James stared deeply at Ye Huan's back until his back disappeared into the night.
After putting on James' military uniform, Ye Huan raised his eyebrows arrogantly, and his high-spirited spirit emerged spontaneously. He finally became a general for the rest of his life, even though this general was from the United States and was still a fake.
Since James refused to reveal whether the headquarters near Lu was a division-level headquarters, he had to let the members of the Blue Sword Team confirm it themselves. The action plan was very simple. Ye Huan put on James's military uniform and took his
I took my certificate and walked in with great swagger.
James was an invited foreign official. No one would have thought that someone would dare to impersonate him. This would provide Ye Huan and the others with an excellent opportunity. Moreover, it was midnight, and Ye Huan's face was painted black again. As long as
If you don't observe carefully face to face, I believe you won't reveal anything.
As for the other team members, they will be on standby. If the situation changes, they will be responsible for creating chaos on the outside and dispatching enemies to allow Ye Huan to escape.
Wearing big American leather boots, Ye Huan swaggered into the brightly lit armored division barracks. Along the way, he heard the rustling sound coming from the grass. Ye Huan knew clearly that it was the enemy's hidden sentry point. Think about what if he relied on it.
The 12 of them rushed in mindlessly. They were afraid that they would all be judged dead if they could not even cross the grassland outside the military camp.
There are hundreds of tanks parked neatly in the middle of the camp, as well as light and dark sentries, patrolling soldiers, and at least one company of soldiers standing guard outside the simple camp gate. It can be said that it is truly heavily guarded.
Ye Huan stood in front of the makeshift camp gate, adjusted his military uniform, deliberately lowered the brim of his military cap, and then took a deep breath.
This is it. Let’s have a beautiful ending to the last battle of joining the army.
Hanging James' ID card on his left side, Ye Huan walked in without looking away. The oncoming soldiers on guard walked towards him, stood at attention and saluted. Ye Huan returned an American-style military salute without any guilt, and then pointed.
Refers to the ID on your left side.
The sight was not good in the dark night, and he did not expect that the invited diplomat would be betrayed by the enemy. The soldier only saw a black face on the ID, and the person standing in front of him also had a black face. Well, that's it
Enough, foreigners actually all look the same in their eyes.
After a brief glance, the soldier saluted again and let him go.
Ye Huan was a bitch-tongued, but when he was relieved, he patted the soldier on the shoulder and praised in poor and uneven English: "You,ve
ygood,good
oy…”
Unexpectedly, the soldier could barely understand English. When he heard the words, he stood at attention and said: "Thank you, si
!ihopeyouwww.jtxsk.coma.”
Ye Huan was dumbfounded: "..."
What did this guy say? Did he ask me a question? If I didn't answer, would it arouse his suspicion?
Ye Huan really wanted to slap himself at this moment, what a slutty mouth! After the examination, why don’t you just walk straight in? If you insist on saying some foreign words to get yourself into trouble...
After coughing twice, Ye Huan suddenly turned into a big tongue, as if holding something in his mouth, and uttered a series of monosyllables that even he himself did not understand.
Now it was the soldier's turn to be dumbfounded. He was stunned for a long time and didn't know what Ye Huan was talking about, but it would be rude not to reply. After struggling for a long time, he finally decided to take this string of Martian language as a compliment, and stood at attention.
, said loudly: "thank you, si
!”
Ye Huan nodded with a smile on his face, returned the military salute and then walked into the military camp, cursing in his heart.
I don’t even understand what I’m talking about. Why are you still thanking me? Do you understand? I don’t know how to pretend to understand! What kind of soldiers are there in the Southwest Military Region?
After passing two more checkpoints, Ye Huan relied on his black face to get through.
The military camp was very quiet, the soldiers were all sleeping in the barracks, and there were only a few rays of light from a few green tents.
Ye Huan looked around while walking, focusing on the colorful tents with lights on. Those who were still awake in the middle of the night were probably from the headquarters, communications squad, and directly affiliated security companies and other units.
, now we are getting closer and closer to success. As long as we can identify the real headquarters among several tents, and then rush in and destroy it, paralyzing the command system of the entire armored division, this task will be overfulfilled and will be eliminated.
I think the sacrifice is worth it.
Suppressing his nervousness and joy, holding his breath, Ye Huan slowed down his steps and carefully looked at several tents.
The people entering and exiting the large tent on the east side were all carrying automatic rifles, which seemed to be the security company. Some of the people entering and exiting the tent on the south side were empty-handed, and some were holding documents in their hands and hurried to another tent. It seemed to be a communication tent.
Ben, then, the remaining tent...
Where else could the tent be that the communications class went in with documents?
Ye Huan's eyes gradually brightened, and the target was finally locked.
The steps under his feet were still slow and leisurely, like strolling in a leisurely garden, but Ye Huan's eyes were fixed on the tent. As expected, there was the headquarters there, and it was probably a division-level headquarters.
As he walked closer, the lights in the tent became brighter and brighter, and vague sounds of discussion could be heard inside. When he looked inside through the door, Ye Huan was immediately elated.
The tent was in full swing. Two major generals, four or five colonel officers, and three or four hawk-nosed, blue-eyed diplomats gathered together and were discussing something heatedly around a huge combat map...
If this wasn't the headquarters of the armored division, Ye Huan would be willing to pluck out his own eyeballs and stomp on them!
After calming down and suppressing the ecstatic emotions in his heart, Ye Huan took a deep breath and walked in slowly.
There were two soldiers standing at the door of the tent, holding submachine guns in their hands. When they saw Ye Huan approaching and saw his ID hanging on his chest, they did not check carefully. The two stood at attention and saluted.
Ye Huan lowered the brim of his hat and saluted them back. When the two of them relaxed, Ye Huan started to move.
After several months of training, Ye Huan was naturally not as good as those perverted special forces soldiers in the Blue Sword Brigade, but he was still better than ordinary field army soldiers. When he suddenly got angry, he moved like lightning and struck one of them with a hand knife.
On the neck of a soldier, the soldier raised his head and fell down without even a groan. At the same time, Ye Huan
He also pulled out the dagger from his waist, and a white light flashed. The dagger was already placed on the neck of another soldier. Ye Huan faintly slashed at his neck, then covered his mouth and said with a smile: "Brother, follow the drill.
Ordinance, you are a dead person now, remember not to make a sound, otherwise you will be court-martialed."
Ignoring the shocked and angry expressions of the soldier but not daring to speak out, Ye Huan arrogantly snatched the submachine gun from his hand and walked into the headquarters in a swaggering manner.
Everyone in the tent had their backs to the door. They probably did not expect that an enemy would dare to break into the heavily guarded headquarters at this moment. Everyone was still staring at the battle map and discussing the plan loudly.
Ye Huan quietly pulled the bolt of the gun, then smiled and said loudly: "Goodevening, eve
y
ody."
A major general officer froze and wondered: "Why does this English...have such a strong Chinese flavor?"
Everyone turned around, and the first thing they saw was the black muzzle of the submachine gun in Ye Huan's hand.
The black face and white teeth grinned at everyone, Ye Huan pulled the trigger, and the submachine gun fired a burst of gunfire, piercing the tranquility of the night sky.
Of course, the gun was filled with blank bullets and could not hurt anyone, but the sound was not quiet, and the silent military camp suddenly started to stir.
In the tent, the generals and colonels looked pale and angry, but they were speechless and could not say a word.
Ye Huan threw away the submachine gun, clapped his hands and said with a smile: "Everyone, I'm really sorry, I am a soldier of the Blue Sword Special Forces Brigade directly under the Garrison Military Region. According to the exercise regulations, several of your generals, senior colonels and foreign friends have been killed by me.
Don't resist anymore, you are already dead."
A major general officer in his forties stood up, his face ashen, and he said with shock and anger: "You... how did you get in? This is impossible!"
Ye Huan glared and said, "You don't care how I got in, dead people are not allowed to speak!"
"You... are lawless! What is your name and who is your superior? Tell me!"
The piercing sirens sounded, which sounded so ironic to the ears of the "dead" generals and colonels.
What's the use of ringing the alarm louder? The entire armored division headquarters has been completely destroyed, including a division commander, a political commissar, four or five deputy division commanders and chiefs of staff, as well as several foreign officials who were invited to observe.
All were "killed" and the command headquarters was completely paralyzed.
The division commander had not yet recovered from the shock, but Ye Huan chuckled and said: "Comrade general, things have come to this, why don't you just be a bachelor? Your division's military secret documents, combat intentions, etc., are all
Where did you put it? I'll take it back and ask for credit..."
After asking three or four times, there was still no answer. Just when Ye Huan was impatient, the teacher suddenly roared: "I am already a dead person. Have you ever seen a dead person talk?"
Ye Huan felt bored, rubbed his nose, and laughed dryly: "It's very rare to lose such a temper after death..."
The footsteps outside were getting closer and closer, Ye Huan made a lot of noise, and soldiers from the guard company were already swarming towards the headquarters.
Just as Ye Huan was about to withdraw, the military phone at the headquarters rang.
This is really a terrible phone call.
After the task was completed, Ye Huan picked up the phone out of curiosity and turned to look at the teacher's livid and twitching face.
"Division Commander, I am Zhang Lianshun, commander of the artillery battalion directly under the division headquarters. The division headquarters has raised the alarm. What happened?"
Ye Huan blinked at the division commander, then coughed twice, and deliberately lowered his voice and said: "Battle Commander Zhang, there was a small group of enemies operating outside the division headquarters just now, and they have fled to the mountains and forests in the south. I order your battalion to fire artillery immediately.
Xiangnan...um..."
Ye Huan pointed randomly on the combat map, casually mentioned a coordinate, and said: "...Lock the various elements, continue bombardment, and try to kill this small group of invading enemies in the southern mountains and forests!"
"Yes! Shelling immediately!" Battalion Commander Zhang on the other end of the phone answered forcefully.
There was silence in the headquarters. The division commander's face became increasingly pale, and large beads of cold sweat continued to flow from his forehead.
The footsteps outside were getting closer and closer. Ye Huan smiled and jumped out of the window at the other end of the tent. He disappeared into the night after a few ups and downs...
It was three days later when Ye Huan and his team members returned to the Blue Sword Brigade camp. As soon as they returned to the camp, they were cheered by their comrades, lifted up and thrown up and down. This kind of hero-like way of welcoming Ye Huan was flattered.
He Ping told Ye Huan with a dumbfounded look that the military exercise had ended in the early morning three days ago. The reason was that the general headquarters of the Southwest Military Region was completely destroyed.
, all were judged "killed in action", the command system of the Southwest Military Region was completely paralyzed, and the garrison military region had won without a fight.
Ye Huan took a breath: "Who is so awesome that he actually took down the headquarters?"
He Ping pointed at him and said in a complicated tone: "You."
Ye Huan was so frightened that he staggered back two steps: "Isn't it the armored division's headquarters that I took away?"
He Ping sighed: "After you took down the armored division headquarters, do you still remember that you took a call from the artillery battalion commander?"
"Remember."
"Ye Huan, tell me, why did you suddenly think of pretending to be the division commander and order the battalion commander to fire?"
Ye Huan wiped his cold sweat and laughed dryly: "...I took down a division-level headquarters and wanted to make some noise to celebrate for myself, similar to how people set off firecrackers on happy occasions."
The weather is not hot, but He Ping also wiped his sweat: "...where did you tell the battalion commander the coordinates of the shelling?"
"...The map of their headquarters was full of circles and a mess. Only a mountain forest in the south was relatively clean, so I pointed at it randomly..." Ye Huan became more and more guilty as he spoke.
He Ping sighed, not knowing whether to cry or laugh, and said: "I don't know if it's just your bad luck. The mountain forest to the south happens to be the headquarters of the Southwest Military Region. Ye Huan, the firecrackers you celebrated for yourself happened to fall in the southwest.
military area
Inside the general headquarters, an entire artillery battalion's 127mm guided artillery shells were smashed into their general headquarters. If this was an actual battle, Commander Cheng and the others would have been bombarded to the point where not even a single scum was left.
Already..."
Ye Huan: "…………"
"Also, you'd better hide. Commander Cheng is grabbing the one who fired the cannon, Battalion Commander Zhang, and is looking for you all over the world with a gun. Battalion Commander Zhang has also expressed his stance. He will kill you first, and then he will do it himself