Once upon a time, Liu Xing thought he was very awesome.
To deal with those vicious people, Liu Xing will be more vicious than them; to deal with those despicable people, Liu Xing will be more despicable than them; to deal with those cool people, Liu Xing will be more chic than them; to deal with those handsome people, Liu Xing... will destroy them.
Allow!
But when Liu Xing met the two eldest ladies in front of him today, he had absolutely no choice.
"Xia Yu, although we spend most of our time arguing when we are together, I still think you are pretty good!" After returning home, Liu Xing looked at Xia Yu and said seriously while sitting on the sofa.
"Really? In fact, I think you are quite good. The company also taught me a lot of things, and also allowed us sisters to live here. I am very grateful to you." Xia Yu said.
"Since everyone is getting along well, then you can go back. You see, I am not young anymore, and I have reached the age to get married. If I get along with another woman, let her know that there are two women living in my house.
What would she think? We are not children anymore, so we should think about others. And we are not very familiar with each other. It is inconvenient for men and women to live together in many places," Liu Xing said.
"Aren't you in love with Xia Xue? Why are you looking for a girlfriend? If you think my sister is not good enough, there is still me! If you fall in love over time, it will be easier for you to find a beauty like me.
You are lucky too!"
"Give me a reason for you to live here!" Liu Xing said to Xia Yu, who was watching a Korean drama. This woman is so hateful, and her skin is not so thick. Want to be with you? I'm dreaming!
"Do you need a reason to live here?" Xia Yu said after hearing Liu Xing's words, but her eyes still did not leave the TV.
"Need it!" Liu Xing said with a gloomy face.
"Because my luggage and the newly bought bed have been moved into your house, you can't let me move out anymore, right? I can't move it!" Xia Yu said, with a very reluctant reason.
"I can help you move!" Liu Xing looked at the other person and said.
"I'm busy, I don't have time~~!" Xia Yu said a little impatiently.
"Time is like cleavage, there will always be squeezing!" Liu Xing said.
"Can you squeeze it and show it to me?" Xia Yu looked back at Liu Xing and asked.
"If I want to squeeze out, are you going to leave?" Liu Xing looked at the other person and asked, Damn it, I'm going to risk it~~!
"I never said that, do you like to be squeezed or not~~!" Xia Yu glanced at Liu Xing, and then continued to watch her TV series.
"Xia Yu, are you kidding me?" Liu Xing looked at the other person and said through gritted teeth.
"No!" Xia Yu said naturally, the words were very simple, but Liu Xing didn't know how to continue. This Xia Xue is the same, usually very happy, why are you so honest today? That's the charm of Korean dramas.
Big?
Liu Xing gently pushed Xia Xue with his hand. Xia Xue turned around and looked at Liu Xing in confusion. Liu Xing pointed at Xia Yu with his finger. The meaning was very obvious, asking Xia Xue to speak for him and drive this Xia Yu away.
Walk.
"Xia Yu, Liu Xing is calling you~~!" Xia Xue continued to watch TV after finishing speaking.
"...!" Liu Xing buried her head deeply in her arms. She was once a person who wandered between Niu A and Niu C, but now she was forced to do this by two women. Am I still a man? Well? A man?
Damn, yes! I am indeed a genius! Liu Xing suddenly stamped his foot hard, then walked to the TV and opened the cabinet below.
"Liu Xing, give way, you're blocking me!" Xia Xue stretched her neck and said loudly.
"It's so annoying that I didn't see it at the critical moment~~!" Xia Yu rolled her eyes at Liu Xing who was rummaging through things in front of the cabinet and said.
"This is my TV, and the right to use it is in my hands. If you don't like me blocking the harm, you can go out, I won't stop you!" Liu Xing looked back at the two women and said, and then continued to look for his things.
Got it? I seem to remember it here!
"Exciting generals? This trick is too outdated. It's just for children~~!" Xia Yu said disdainfully after hearing Liu Xing's words.
"Really? I think so too, so I decided to show you something that adults should watch. Hehe~~!" Liu Xing smiled evilly and pulled out a CD from the lowest level of the cabinet and put it into the CD-ROM drive.
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"Ah~~Ah~~! Yeah~~Yeah~~!" As soon as Liu Xing pressed the play button, a burst of passionate female moans came from the speakers. The picture changed from the original Korean drama to an American blockbuster, with two naked people.
The man and woman are entangled in the bed, with the man on the bed and the woman on the bed...!
Yes, this is something for adults to watch, a legendary pornographic film! Moreover, it is a super invincible out-of-print product that Liu Xing has collected for a long time. It was brought over from the United States by someone. The effect is really different.
"You... pervert, how can you look at such a thing?" As Liu Xing expected, Xia Yu looked at Liu Xing with a red face and said angrily.
"We are all adults, so you should watch some of this." Liu Xing said proudly, Damn, foreigners are so fierce that they will kill you.
"Liu Xing, you are the most shameless gangster!" Xia Yu looked at Liu Xing with a blushing face and cursed loudly.
"Don't pretend to be innocent in front of me. Are you sure you haven't seen it?" Liu Xing curled his lips and looked at the other person and asked.
"I didn't~~!" Xia Yu defended after hearing Liu Xing's words.
"Since you haven't seen it, do you know what they are doing?" Liu Xing asked shamelessly. He deserved a beating~~!
"You...you bastard!" Xia Yu yelled at Liu Xing.
"Yeah, I'm just a bastard, you can go!" Liu Xingxiao looked at the other party and said, just one step away from victory~~!
"You...! Huh, I understand, you want to use this method to drive me away, right? I just don't like you, so change the channel quickly~~!" Xia Yu said loudly to Liu Xing.
"Then you have to give me a reason to change the channel. I think this is very good. It just so happens that I have a lot of yang energy recently. Let me release it!" Liu Xing looked at the other party and said, Damn, if I don't make you angry today, I will use this pornographic film
Leave it overnight!
"Love can still be like this!" At this time, Xia Xue's words made Liu Xing and Xia Yu, who were in a stalemate, almost fall to the ground.
Please, miss, you really took it in! Liu Xing looked at Xia Xue who was watching porn movies with interest and thought to herself, it turns out that people can really be so pure, they are no different from mentally retarded, but it's okay
, knowing that this is love... This woman can't be very wise and foolish, right? Liu Xing looked at the other party doubtfully, which is really suspicious. This woman knows how to use her unique characteristics to confuse herself so that she can achieve her goals.
Is this a requirement that ordinary people can do? Well, it deserves attention, but before that, Xia Yu must be dealt with first.
"It's very artistic, right?" Liu Xing asked Xia Xue naturally.
"Yes!" Xia Xue nodded.
"It's not like some people who are so prude, they want to see what they want but they are hard-spoken!" Liu Xing glanced at Xia Yu aside and said.
"Sultry type!" Xia Xue glanced at Xia Yu and said with a smile.
"That's right!" Liu Xing clapped her hands and praised after hearing Xia Xue's words.
"Just take a look, what's so great!" Xia Yu's face turned gloomy after hearing Liu Xing's words, but she didn't want to lose to Xia Xue, and she didn't want to run away in despair in front of the two of them, so she suppressed her violently beating heart.
His eyes were focused on the men and women who were constantly entangled on TV.
"Yeah, it's just a pornographic movie. I'll do this anyway in the future. It's good to let those who have never seen it learn from it." Liu Xing looked at Xia Yu, who was blushing and said with a smile, "And everyone is joining now.
With the WTO, it’s time to integrate with the world and learn from the advanced methods of Western powers..."
"If you don't speak, no one will treat you as a mute!" Xia Yu turned around and glared at Liu Xing fiercely and said.
"It's a pity that I bought this film a few years ago and it's a bit out of date. One day I will bring back a few of the latest and most authentic ones for you to see. It's okay, I won't tell anyone. At worst, you can hide in your room and watch it by yourself.
But don’t hold it in and get sick!”
Xia Yu couldn't stand Liu Xing anymore, so she stood up and kicked Liu Xing hard.
"Pah~~!" Liu Xing crossed his hands in front of his crotch, just in time to block Xia Yu's kick.
"Baba, what do you want to do? Is this a place where you can kick the ball?" Liu Xing suddenly stood up from the sofa, holding the other party's ankle tightly with one hand and looking at the other party and said angrily. Good guy,
If I hadn't had quick eyesight and quick hands, the consequences would have been disastrous.
"I...I didn't want to kick...kick you there!" Xia Yu looked at Fangfang with a red face and said, "You...put my foot down...!"
"Put it down? Put it down and let you kick me again?" Liu Xing looked at the other party and said angrily. Xia Yu was wearing a pair of three-quarter-length jeans, and Liu Xing caught her free ankle.
"You... put it down, I... I promise not to kick you again!" Xia Yu blushed, this was her first time being touched by a man, of course, her contact with a man does not count.
"Humph, who believes it!" Liu Xing curled his lips and said after hearing this, and then asked Xia Xue, who was watching the show, "Do you believe it?"
"I believe it!" Xia Xue nodded vigorously.
Well? What happened to Xia Xue? Did she take the wrong medicine? Liu Xing looked at the other party and thought, in the past she should have taken this opportunity to add insult to injury.
"Sister, thank you~~!" Xia Yu said with a sigh of relief.
"I believe you can kick Liu Xing as soon as he lets go!" Xia Xue looked at Xia Yu and said with a smile, a look of amusement on her face.
"You guys... let me go quickly!" Xia Yu was so angry with Xia Xue that she didn't know what to say. She secretly remembered in her heart that she would take revenge in the future.
"Are you begging me now?" Liu Xing looked at the other person and asked.
"Who's begging...Yes, I'm begging you!" Xia Yu said helplessly, endure, endure the calm for a while, and he will look good when there are storms in the future.
"Really? But is there anyone who asks for help like you? So cruel!" Liu Xing said.
"Yeah, there's no sincerity at all!" Xia Xue helped.
"Whoever has no sincerity, I... I keep my sincerity in my heart!" Xia Yu looked at Liu Xing and said.
"Huh? You're even playing with me. Okay, let me guess a riddle for you, and I'll let you go if you get the answer right. How about that?" Liu Xing looked at the other person and asked.
"Okay, tell me quickly!" Xia Yu looked at Liu Xing and said, her other leg was almost sore from standing there.
"Listen up, let's guess what's on a person's body. There are hairs on top and hairs on the bottom. Let's have a hair-on-hair fight tonight~~!"
"Liu Xing, you gangster!" Xia Yu pointed at Liu Xing and cursed after hearing this.
"Hey, don't think wrongly, the answer is...eyes!" Liu Xing smiled and looked at the other party and said. Haha, this woman was fooled again. No wonder, there is a pornographic film on the TV next to you, don't think wrongly.
Will not work.
"You...!" Xia Yu was speechless after hearing Liu Xing's words.
"Hey, Xia Yu is so stupid, and he is always so stupid!" Xia Xue sighed and said, looking very regretful, as if she was hating that iron could not become steel.
"Xia Xue, you still have the nerve to talk to me, do you know the answer?" Xia Yu said loudly to Xia Xue.
"Of course, it's the eyes!" Xia Xue opened her big, watery eyes and said.
"Nonsense, I've already told you the answer. Liu Xing, you bastard, put it down quickly, or I can't get around you!" Xia Yu shouted at Liu Xing, holding on to the sofa on one side with one hand!
"Huh?" Liu Xing held Xia Yu's ankle and pushed upward, lifting the other person's leg...!
"Oh, damn Liu Xing, you are about to loosen up!" Xia Yu bent over and looked at Liu Xing fiercely, wishing to eat Liu Xing into his stomach.
"Be tough!" Liu Xing added a little more force.
"Liu Xing, what kind of man do you think you are when you bully a woman~~!" Xia Yu yelled at Liu Xing.
"I do!" Liu Xing smiled shamelessly at the other party, and then immediately exerted force, "Hey, your flexibility is quite strong! If this continues, you won't be able to do anything to the tiger bench..."
"Woo~~!" Before Liu Xing could finish her words, she saw Xia Yu crying with red eyes. Her other leg couldn't support her anymore, and she was half-kneeling on the sofa, stroking her tears with both hands.
This...are you crying now? Liu Xing looked at each other blankly, and then turned to look at Xia Xue on the side. Xia Xue turned her head to the side after seeing Liu Xing's eyes, with a look of 'You are the one who made me cry.
I looked unconcerned, then turned around and went back to my room.
Liu Xing now finally knows that the only constant thing about women is their fickleness!
Looking at Xia Yu who was crying on the side, Liu Xing let go of his hand. Could it be that he had really gone too far?
"Don't... don't cry, I was just joking~~!" Liu Xing looked at the other party with an innocent expression and explained.
It cannot be denied that women's tears are always the most powerful weapon for men, and even Liu Xing cannot resist it.
"Have you ever made fun of a girl like this?" Xia Yu said to Liu Xing with a flushed face and choked with sobs. She pushed Liu Xing's chest hard with both hands and pushed him to the sofa, then ran back to the room covering her tears.
"I didn't do anything!" Liu Xing said in a low voice. Hearing the crying coming from the room, Liu Xing's heart softened instantly.
"Stop crying, can't I apologize to you?" Liu Xing came to Xia Yu's door and said loudly.
"Woo~~!" It was okay if I didn't say it, but my cry became louder when I said it.
"Stop crying, you're disturbing the neighbors~! You thought I did something to you!" Liu Xing said.
"Woo~~! Who asked you to bully others, wu~~!"
"I didn't mean it. Okay, why don't I let you live here?" Liu Xing said helplessly, and just compromised...!
"Who cares about living here~~! Woo~~!"
"You can live here as long as you want, don't cry." Liu Xing said loudly, Damn, why are you so unlucky? He is obviously the one who has the advantage, so why was he suddenly disrupted by the other party? This
Isn't the defeat too obvious?
"Really?" Suddenly the door opened and Xia Yu asked Liu Xing while wiping her tears.
"Yeah~~!" Liu Xing gritted his teeth and said, Damn it, just risk it and die.
"Thank you, husband, then I'm welcome~~!" Xia Yu suddenly smiled brightly at Liu Xing, blew a kiss to Liu Xing who was standing outside the door, and then closed the door.
"Honey, stop looking at this, or you'll hurt your body!" Xia Yu's proud laughter came from inside the room.
I... I was tricked by her? Liu Xing stood there blankly, was I really tricked by her like this?
hateful!
"Xia Yu, get out of here! You dare to play tricks on me, you vicious woman, get out of here!" Liu Xing suddenly knocked hard on Xia Yu's door and shouted loudly.
"You personally agreed to let me live here, and I can live here for as long as I want. A man cannot be dishonest!" Xia Yu's voice came from inside the house.
"Three-eight, you stinky bitch!" Liu Xing cursed loudly to vent his frustration.
"Woo~~!"
"Stop pretending, this trick won't work~~!"
"You misunderstood, I was just practicing my voice. Woo~~! Oh~~!"
