"Liu Xing, get up. Liu Xing, get up!" In the morning, Xia Xue's iconic voice came into Liu Xing's ears. She didn't know what time it was, but the young lady started to mess around again.
"Well, what time is it?" Liu Xing turned over and asked. He was so exhausted watching pornographic films yesterday, and was so angry with Xia Yu that he couldn't sleep at all in the first half of the night, and his head was about to explode.
"It's seven forty," Xia Xue came to the bedside and pushed Liu Xing hard. She also learned a lesson and did not directly lift Liu Xing's quilt like the first time.
"Didn't I ask you to call me at eight o'clock? You have nothing to do all day long. Anyone can do it at any time. Can you sympathize with me? This is the only time I can have a good sleep!" Liu Xing said to Xia Xue, and then
The quilt was pulled up, and the whole body shrank inside the quilt.
"No, early to bed and early to rise is good for your health. Since I am your nanny, I have to be responsible for your health. Get up, you lazy idiot!"
It's a massage, at least that's what Liu Xing thought.
"Miss, do you have the nerve to say that? Do you think I went to bed early one day? Didn't I have to be tortured by you until midnight?" Liu Xing said angrily, the temptation of the quilt was too great for him.
"I...I'm not as good as you said!" Xia Xue was stunned after hearing Liu Xing's words, and then said to Liu Xing with a coy look.
Forget it, there is no way to argue with this kind of person. Even if you are angry in your heart, you cannot express it.
"You're cruel, can't I get up? Go and prepare breakfast quickly, don't put milk in the soy juice!" Liu Xing looked at the other party and said.
"Haha, don't worry, I didn't buy soy juice today!" Xia Xue said with a smile, and then jumped out of Liu Xing's room.
After Liu Xing got up, he walked out of the room in a daze, and happened to meet Xia Yu who came out of the opposite room.
"Babo, liar!" After seeing the other party, Liu Xing immediately became energetic and looked at the other party and cursed fiercely. He still remembered what happened last night.
"It's really weird. Why are there mosquitoes screaming so early in the morning?" Xia Yu said, pretending not to hear, then turned to look at Liu Xing and said with a surprised look: "Huh? Isn't this Liu Xing?
What a coincidence, we can meet each other in the morning!"
"You are so thick-skinned!" Liu Xing gritted his teeth and looked at the other person.
"Thank you for the compliment. By the way, I need to use the bathroom and you are not allowed in!" Xia Yu said with a bright smile to Liu Xing.
"Just you? You're far from the woman in yesterday's movie!" Liu Xing looked up and down at Xia Yu, who was wearing pink pajamas, and said disdainfully.
"You...do you think you are better than the man in yesterday's movie?" Xia Yu looked at Liu Xing provocatively and said.
"Damn, if you don't believe me, let's compete and see who is better~~!" Liu Xing looked at the other party fiercely and said, a man is never willing to admit defeat in this aspect.
"Who can compete with you, you gangster!" Xia Yu rolled her eyes at Liu Xing, then walked to the bathroom.
"I am a gangster and I am not a gangster to you. Besides, why are you so shameless that you want to live with a gangster?" Liu Xing shouted at Xia Yu.
"If you dare to be a gangster to me, you will be laid off!" Xia Yu glared at Liu Xing fiercely, then slammed the bathroom door shut with a bang.
Liu Xing stood outside the bathroom door quietly. After waiting for a minute or two, he suddenly knocked on the door hard.
"Boom~~! Boom~~! Boom~~!"
"Open the door quickly, I want to pee~~!" Liu Xing said loudly while knocking on the door hard.
"Ah~~!" Xia Yu inside was obviously frightened and screamed loudly.
"You...you are not allowed to come in~~!"
"Open the door quickly, I can't hold it in anymore~~!" Liu Xing continued to knock on the door, and the sound became louder and louder. Haha, I'm going to torture you to death!
"etc……!"
"No~~!"
"First come, first served~~!"
"Who told you this? I only know that this bathroom belongs to me. Come out, what are you doing in there? You haven't come out for so long~~!" Liu Xing shouted loudly.
"Shut up~~!" Xia Yu was anxious in the bathroom. She was startled by Liu Xing's strong knock on the door just now. Now, who can solve physical problems in this situation?
"You're constipated. If you don't come out, I'll go back and get the key and go in!" Liu Xing shouted loudly.
"You...can't you wait any longer?" Xia Yu's angry voice came out. It seemed that she was also very anxious inside.
"Okay, you have the ability, you won't come out, right? You won't go out, right? I'll go back and get the key~~!" Liu Xing shouted loudly towards the bathroom, and then walked into another... bathroom.
When Liu Xing came out whistling after solving his physical problem, he happened to meet Xia Yu coming out of another bathroom.
"Demonstrator, go in, I'll drown you!" Xia Yu said, glaring at Liu Xing fiercely.
"Thank you for your kind reminder, but it's a pity that I won't use it for the time being!" Liu Xing looked at the other party proudly and said. Looking at the other party's blushing neck, he knew that she must have been uncomfortable in the bathroom just now! Haha, I'm suffocating you~~
!
"Stop, do you mean it?" Xia Yu glared at Liu Xing with an ugly expression and asked.
"Intentionally? Where do you start talking about this?" Liu Xing looked at the other party with a smile and asked.
"You...don't you want to use it? Why don't you use it after I use it?" Xia Yu looked at Liu Xing with a red face and asked.
"Who said I'm useless? Besides, do I have to inform you after I'm done? Isn't your brain funny?" Liu Xing said with a smile, and then walked towards the restaurant.
"Where are you... hush? Why didn't I see you?"
"Miss, this is even more strange. Do I have to ask you to look aside when I'm peeing?" Liu Xing smiled and looked at the other party and said, and then suddenly opened his mouth and shouted loudly: "Xia Yu, I want to
Shhhh, come and take a look~~!" Then he turned to look at Xia Yu beside him.
"Do you think this is okay? I'll try to pay attention to it in the future~~!"
"You...you obviously didn't. I was in the bathroom just now. You said you were going to get the key, but you never went in!" Xia Yu looked at Liu Xing and said, I really don't know why she insisted on arguing with Liu Xing about this matter.
.Tit for tat?
"You are stupid enough!" Liu Xing said with a smile while sitting at the dining table, and then thought for a while and said: "Xia Xue, Xia Yu, you two sit down, I will give you two a puzzle, let's see
Which of you two sisters is smarter?"
"Of course it's me!" Xia Xue said with a smile, taking the last plate of steamed buns and sitting next to Liu Xing.
"Stop joking, is it just you?" Xia Yu said unconvinced.
"I'm just smarter than you~~!"
"Nonsense~~!"
"Both of you, please stop arguing. My question hasn't even been asked yet!" Liu Xing quickly stopped the two normal women, paused and then said, "Say, Xia Yu and I both wanted to use the bathroom, and Xia Yu went in first.
I kept using it, but I didn't go in. When Xia Yu came out, I had already used it up. Why?" Liu Xing looked at the two women with a smile.
"Because you are lying!" Xia Yu looked at Liu Xing fiercely and said.
"Wrong!" Liu Xing looked at Xia Yu with a smile. This woman is really stupid. "Now, please answer Miss Xia Xue!"
"Xia Yu, you are so stupid. You didn't expect the winner to be determined so easily. I thought that Liu Xing would have to answer at least six or seven questions before the winner could be determined. Oh, my unlovable sister.
, it seems that I have always overestimated you!" Xia Xue said with a regretful look.
"Stop talking nonsense, talk quickly!" Xia Yu said angrily after hearing what the other party said.
"Xia Yu, listen carefully. The answer is..." Xia Xue said with a long voice, attracting Xia Yu's attention, "The answer is that there are two bathrooms in this house!" Xia Xue said and looked at Xia Yu proudly.
"Xia Xue, forgive me, I always thought you were stupid. But you have to understand me, I really didn't expect your sister to be even stupider. Alas!" Liu Xing sighed deeply, looked at Xia Yu, and
It's like 'you're hopeless'.
"This... house has two bathrooms?" Xia Yu asked after hearing this for a long time.
"Nonsense, haven't you heard of the layout of three bedrooms, two living rooms and two bathrooms? If not, you are very lucky, because you are living in the legendary three bedrooms, two living rooms and two bathrooms. Do you know what two bathrooms means?
"There are two bathrooms. You just used one. Do you know what happened to the other one just now? I used it!" Liu Xing looked at the other person and explained carefully.
"Then why did you argue with me in the first place?"
"That bathroom is far away from my room!"
"You... I originally thought I would stay with you for a few days and then leave. Now it seems that there is no need for that at all. Liu Xing, let me tell you, even if I die, I will have a mourning hall here with you!" Xia Yu looked at it.
Liu Xing said fiercely, his eyes could kill, he couldn't be too cruel to point a machine gun at Liu Xing for ten minutes. No, it was twenty minutes.
"You don't have to say these words. I can see that you plan to stay here and not leave. Okay, you can stay here, but I don't believe you will never leave. Even after the funeral is over, I will leave you
Throw the ashes in the bathroom and flush them away!" Liu Xing looked at the other party and said viciously, if she didn't give this woman some harsh treatment, she wouldn't know that Chinese men are more fierce than foreign men.
"Okay, let's just wait and see who can survive the other!" Xia Yu and Liu Xing looked directly at each other and said. She had already made preparations for a protracted war and would fight Liu Xing to the end.
"Who is afraid of whom?" Liu Xing looked at the other party fiercely. Damn it, he is a grown man anyway, why should he be afraid of this little woman? It's not big... The worst is to live outside, anyway, he has a 'home'
!
"Liu Xing, I support you, knock this stupid woman down quickly!" Xia Xue raised her fist and shouted support beside Liu Xing.
"Xia Xue, there is no need for you to fan the wind and light the fire here. Since I live here, you can't hinder me, otherwise I will never make it easy for you!" Xia Yu pointed at Xia Xue and said loudly.
"Liu Xing, look at her~~!" Xia Xue pulled Liu Xing's sleeve and said coquettishly.
"Don't look for me! When she pretended to cry yesterday, you ran away faster than anyone else. Why do you think of me now?" Liu Xing said angrily, picking up a bun and stuffing it into Xia Xue's mouth, who was still trying to act coquettishly at him.
inside.
"I went to work, you'd better not go home at night!" Liu Xing looked at the two women and said, then left with his briefcase.
"Humph, I'll be back!" Xia Yu looked at Liu Xing fiercely and said, then continued to eat, but saw Xia Xue looking at her opposite.
"What are you looking at? Have you never seen a beautiful woman eating?"
"I've seen it, but...don't you have to go to work today?" Xia Xue looked at the other person and asked.
"Oops! You're just taking advantage of him to get angry with him! Liu Xing, wait for me~~! Don't leave me~~!" Xia Yu quickly went into the house to change clothes, and chased after Liu Xing.
