"Are you awake?" Shangguan Nengren was full of bastard spirit and his voice was even higher. Damn it, even the school belle got spanked by me. It felt so good!
"Hmm..." The voice was like a mosquito, and Shangguan capable people felt happy listening to it. As expected, they were subdued by our bastard spirit.
"Still not coming down yet!" How outrageous! The tune is getting higher and higher, Shangguan Nengren bulges his chest, and it really feels like the reincarnation of the overlord.
Zhang Tingting jumped down from Shangguan Nengren's shoulder, glanced at Shangguan Nengren with red eyes and a complicated expression, covered her face and ran away.
After being spanked in front of her younger sister, Zhang Tingting was too embarrassed to stay any longer.
The Shangguan capable man had a sullen face, raised his sword eyebrows, shook his tiger body, and became angry like a bastard: Hum! You know how powerful I am! Looking at you all, I think you are a great school belle! I made my brother anxious, so take the photo
Beat him without fail.
"Wow! Brother, you are so awesome!" Zhang Ranran's eyes were filled with stars, and she threw herself on Shangguan Ningren. She rubbed her little face against Shangguan Nengren's chest like a kitten, then ran away quickly, rubbing her face with both hands: "
It killed me..."
Shangguan Nengren: "..."
I relaxed my chest muscles in frustration, hey! I’ve already had two transformations, why is it still a rib! Give me a few ounces of meat and I’ll die!
"Stop making trouble and go see your sister quickly. She has been stimulated a lot today because of you." Shangguan Nengren said.
"It's okay." Zhang Ranran disagreed: "This is the first time my sister has been spanked. She can't live with her face. If she goes now, she will be in trouble. Let's talk about it later tonight!"
Shangguan Nengren is covered in cold sweat. Are all the little devils today so shrewd? They analyze the problem so thoroughly, it's terrible.
At this moment, the small-breasted little loli packed up her fishing gear and said to Zhang Ranran: "Ranran, I'll go home if nothing happens."
Her voice is quite androgynous, her hair is short, her eyebrows are not plucked, and her clothes are baggy, so it’s no wonder she could be misunderstood.
Zhang Ranran's face was full of guilt: "Yilan, I'm sorry, it was me who caused you trouble."
The small-breasted little loli shook her head: "No one could have expected such a thing."
Zhang Ranran was moved: "Yilan, you are so kind."
"But!" The face of the small-breasted little loli sank, and she hit Zhang Ranran on the head with a fishing rod: "I am used as a gunman without my consent, and I am very angry."
"Oops! I'm sorry!" Zhang Ranran put his head in his hands, then smiled and hugged the small-breasted little loli's arm, and said: "But I don't want to separate from you! Look at my sister's fierce look, I would have been there a long time ago
I want to teach her a lesson, I thought you could win, but I didn’t expect the helper she hired today to be so powerful."
Speaking of this, Zhang Ranran turned to look at Shangguan capable man and hummed: "Brother, you are so annoying, you made me lose."
Shangguan Nengren shook his head and squatted down to pack his fishing gear. His things were simple and easy to pack.
"Brother, let me help you." The small-breasted little loli ran over and helped the capable man pour the water from the bucket into the lake.
"Thank you." Shangguan Ningren smiled slightly. He still liked this little lolita with small breasts. She looked very sensible and had a good personality.
"You're welcome." The small-breasted little loli smiled. She was really sunny. If it was a boy, women over 3 years old and under 100 years old would be instantly killed.
"Brother, my name is Liu Yilan. I rely on Yi and Lanhua. I am 14 years old. How about you?" asked the little Lolita with small breasts.
"Oh, haha, my name is Shangguan Nengren, a person of ability and talent. I am in the same grade as your classmate's sister, and I am 18 years old." Both of them mentioned fictitious years. In North China City, people's ages are basically based on fictitious years.
Calculation, because it is easy to remember when you are one year older. Unlike those who are one year old, you have to calculate how many years, how many days, how many days, which is very troublesome.
"Shangguan Nengren? Haha, brother, your name is really interesting." Liu Yilan laughed.
"Don't come here, my name is just a bit weird, but you are so weird from the inside out. You are such a girl, and you dress like a boy. If it weren't for you, I wouldn't have caused so many troubles today."
Shangguan Nengren knocked on Liu Yilan's head and cursed with a smile.
When Liu Yilan mentioned this, she felt aggrieved: "It's none of my business! How could I have known there was so much mess, and speaking of it, I am the victim! I was taken advantage of in a daze."
"Well, that's right." Shangguan Ningren nodded and turned to look at Zhang Ranran.
Zhang Ranran felt guilty and embarrassed, but being stared at like this, she still glared back fiercely: "What are you looking at?"
Shangguan Nengren shook his head, put his mouth close to Liu Yilan's ear, and whispered: "Be careful in the future, don't be sold out and help count the money."
The hot air blew into Liu Yilan's ears. It was hot and itchy. Liu Yilan's face was slightly red. She didn't hate this feeling and nodded gently: "Brother, I know, um... that..."
Seeing Liu Yilan suddenly acting coy, Shangguan Nengren was surprised: "What's wrong? I have something to say!"
Liu Yilan smiled a little shyly, touched her head and said: "Brother, your fishing skills are really good, can you teach me?"
Well, the little loli looks so cute when she smiles! But...
Is one fish good at technology?
Shangguan Nengren had a funny look on his face: "You're not mistaken! I just got lucky and caught a big one. If the competition continues, I might lose."
"Impossible, brother, don't lie to me." Liu Yilan looked at Shangguan Nengren seriously: "If you were not good at skills, you couldn't have been so calm at the beginning and said you could beat me 100%. Yes, at first I thought you were just
Big words, but the first fish was a big fish over one meter long. I don’t believe this is just good luck. After all, such a big fish will cause great load-bearing damage to the fishing line and fishing rod, but your fishing rod
It's very ordinary. If it were me, there would be a tenth chance that the line would collapse, but you pulled it up all of a sudden. It would be impossible to do it without superb skills."
Shangguan Nengren broke out in a cold sweat again: Why are children nowadays so smart? Zhang Ranran is, and so are you. It’s terrible.
There is technology, but it is magic. If your fishing rod, fishing line, and fishhook are ten times tougher, grass carp weighing more than thirty kilograms will weigh more than three kilograms. It will be easy to catch it. I
I want to teach you, but I'm afraid you won't be able to learn.
Shangguan Nengren shook his head: "Fishing is an activity for cultivating one's moral character. Don't worry too much about technique. As long as it can make the body and mind happy, it is enough. Besides, your technique is very good. You caught the fish earlier than me!"
"Are you happy physically and mentally..." Liu Yilan nodded thoughtfully and smiled slightly: "Brother, you are right, as long as you are happy physically and mentally, it is enough. You should not be obsessed with technology."
Shangguan Nengren smiled slightly and touched Liu Yilan's head: "As long as you understand."
Liu Yilan's eyes were wide open and she looked at Shangguan Nengren erratically.
"Huh?" Shangguan Nengren was surprised, why are you looking at me like this?
"What's wrong?"
"Ah? No." Liu Yilan lowered her eyes, scratched her face, and said with a smile, "I just think my brother is very handsome."
"Am I handsome?" Shangguan Nengren touched his face. Has he really been transformed into a handsome guy?
"Ah! I don't mean that he is handsome." Liu Yilan waved her hand and explained: "I mean that the eldest brother is very handsome in terms of conduct and personality, very... very manly."
A crow flew overhead, shouting: "Fool! Fool!"
Shangguan Nengren's face twitched and he smiled bitterly: "Yes...is it?"
Unfortunately, I thought I was really handsome, but you, a small-breasted little lolita, don’t have the ability to hit people like this.
"Brother, are you angry?" Liu Yilan asked carefully when she saw Shangguan Nengren's expression was wrong.
"No." Shangguan Ningren shook his head, alas! I can't blame you for being a little loli and still having small breasts.
Standing up with a bucket: "It's getting late, let's go home!"
"Brother, can you leave your phone number?" Liu Yilan took Shangguan Nengren's arm with expectation on her face.
"What are you doing?" Shangguan Nengren looked at Liu Yilan's flat chest and smiled: "I'm not interested in small breasts."
"Poor...poor breasts..." A sharp sword penetrated Liu Yilan's chest. She covered her face and cried on the spot: "Ugh, that's why I always dress like a boy..."
"Uh...yes...that's it!" Shangguan Ningren understood that emotional misunderstandings were caused by small breasts.
Wiping the cold sweat from his forehead, Shangguan Nengren touched Liu Yilan's head: "Okay, okay, you are still young, you can still grow! Maybe you will be a busty girl at the age of eighteen, you have to have confidence in yourself."
Shangguan Nengren didn't know how to comfort him, but Zhang Ranran came over, hugged Liu Yilan's arm, and said an annoying thing: "If you don't grow up, you won't grow up. Just be a man from now on, and I will be your daughter."
friend."
"Go and die!" Shangguan Nengren had a dark look on his face and slapped Zhang Ranran on the forehead.
"Ouch!" Zhang Ranran hugged his head and exclaimed, "Why did you hit me?"
"I'll hit you lightly!" Shangguan Renren glared: "Do you think you can talk like that?"
"Hmph!" Zhang Ranran curled her lips and said, "Is there any way I can help her? I want to even out my bust to her, but I don't have the skills now!"
"Uh..." Shangguan Ningren took a look at Zhang Ranran's chest. Sure enough, her sister's breasts were big, and her sister's were not small either. The little girl who was only 14 years old actually had a B-cup cup.
Hey, what are you thinking about?
Shangguan Nengren shook his head and saw that Liu Yilan was still wiping away tears and comforted him: "Don't think so much. The value of a woman is not determined by her breasts. Besides, big breasts may not be useful. Don't you already say that? Then what...right,
Big breasts mean no brains. Women with big breasts tend to be brainless and deceived. They also tend to sag when they get old. It makes them sick to look at. It is better to have small breasts. Small breasts make it easier to move and have better brains. Look at those strong women, big breasts are better.
Most of them have small breasts..."
After talking a lot, Shangguan Nengren was confused and rubbed his forehead: What am I talking about!
Liu Yilan still burst into tears: "Wow, I know that big brother is comforting me. I know that a woman's breasts are just like a man's...the same thing. The bigger they are, the more valuable and dignified they are."
boom--
Shangguan Nengren's head was filled with thunder, and he was almost chopped into crispy duck.
"You...you...where did you hear all this nonsense?"
Liu Yilan's face turned red and she was embarrassed to say it, but Zhang Ranran on the other side disagreed: "Tsk! What's the matter? Now that the Internet is so developed, I can't see anything. Do you want me to print a copy of "**" for you?"
Shangguan Nengren was petrified on the spot and shattered into pieces.
Now...now...now...children now...are too scary...
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