In the calm afternoon, Shangguan Nengren was pedaling his bicycle. The sun shone through the leaves of the trees and cast shadows on his face, making him feel comfortable and drowsy.
As his legs moved, they would hit the bucket on the handlebar from time to time, making a gurgling sound. Shangguan capable man yawned and rubbed his eyes: "I'm so sleepy!"
Thinking of the two little lolita who had just parted, Shangguan Nengren kept sighing, and finally gave Liu Yilan his phone number. Speaking of which, this was the first person besides Xin Yuyuan and his parents who knew him since he had a mobile phone.
phone number of person.
Even though it has been so long since school started, Shangguan Nengren has done a good job of keeping his mobile phone number secret. Even Xiang Beibei doesn't know about it. In fact, he is afraid, fearing that Xiang Beibei knows that he has a mobile phone and can use it anytime, anywhere.
disturb him.
Being in school is scary enough, but if you can't have peace after school, you will really have a hard time.
When they got home, their parents gossiped and asked Xiang Beibei what kind of relationship he had with him. Is it interesting? Shangguan Nengren had a severe headache and said: "Nothing!" He turned around and got into the bedroom, locking it behind him.
After a good afternoon vacation, it was torn into pieces. Shangguan Nengren lay on the bed and looked at the time. It was already four o'clock. The evening self-study was at seven o'clock. Shangguan Nengren closed his eyes and could sleep for a while.
Not ten minutes later, the phone rang: "Dad, answer the phone..."
Shangguan Nengren opened his eyes and picked up the mobile phone beside the pillow. It was an unfamiliar number and he picked it up: "Hello, who is this?"
"Brother, your cell phone ringtone is taking advantage of me." The voice was very familiar, it was Liu Yilan, that little lolita with small breasts.
Shangguan Nengren yawned and smiled lazily: "Sorry, I just think it's fun." He paused and said, "Is something wrong?"
"Well, there's nothing wrong. I just got home and wanted to tell my brother that I'm safe." Liu Yilan's voice was quite shy.
Shangguan Nengren is depressed, why are you telling me that you are safe when you get home? We are not familiar with each other.
"I know, is there anything else?"
"That... no... no more."
"Oh?" Shangguan Nengren felt that there must be something wrong with her, but she was a little confused at the moment and was too lazy to think about it: "Then I'll hang up."
"Well, goodbye big brother."
"goodbye."
Throwing the phone next to the pillow, Shangguan Ningren turned over and fell asleep again.
On the other side, in the bathroom, Liu Yilan was soaking in the bathtub. She put her phone aside, her face was red, she put her hands on her chest and rubbed it twice: "The book says that if you rub it more, it will make it bigger. Why?"
It’s just not that big?”
Thinking of Shangguan capable person, Liu Yilan's face became even redder: "Ran Ran said that it is only effective if a man rubs it? I wonder if eldest brother is willing to help me?"
Children nowadays are really...
Although reluctantly, the time for evening self-study has arrived.
Sitting in his seat, Shangguan Nengren looked at Xiang Beibei next to him tremblingly. From the moment he entered the classroom, Xiang Beibei had been writing and drawing without saying a word to him. The more this happened, the more Shangguan Nengren became.
People become more nervous.
It was fine before, but since I learned about A-level smiles, Shangguan capable people feel a sense of oppression when facing Xiang Beibei. This is not his fault. If you always face a wild Siberian tiger anytime and anywhere, you will also
I will be nervous and scared, and even wet my pants.
Is it an exaggeration? Not at all. Xiang Beibei is terrifying, even more ferocious than the wild Siberian tiger. At least the wild Siberian tiger will eat you up, but Xiang Beibei can make your life worse than death.
She secretly turned her head and glanced at Zhang Tingting on the other side. Zhang Tingting was also writing and drawing with her head down. It was so quiet, so quiet that it was scary.
Wipe the white hair and sweat on your forehead, Shangguan capable people are angry from the heart, and evil is born in the courage!
Okay! Aren’t you guys going to say nothing? If you don’t say anything, I’ll pull you down! I won’t say anything either!
Pick up a notebook and draw Transformers on it...
Hey! Optimus Prime is drawn like a pickup truck, and Megatron is even more powerful. Is this a water gun used by children?
"Hehehe..." A familiar laughter rang in his ears. Shangguan Ningren turned his head and laughed at Beibei, who was staring at the Transformers on his notebook.
"What are you laughing at?" Shangguan Nengren closed his notebook and blushed. Although he has F-level painting and calligraphy skills, this painting is a Chinese painting, but the Transformers just now is a hard-pen comic, which cannot reflect the skill of Chinese painting.
It’s understandable that it’s ugly.
He smiled at Beibei and said, "The painting is quite good."
Shangguan Nengren breathed a sigh of relief. Sister, just speak.
"Ahem, I'm actually better at Chinese painting. This kind of hard-stroke painting is just for fun." If you have the ability, you must be low-key, but in front of beautiful women, you must show off. Low-key men have no luck with women!
"Really?" Xiang Beibei looked at him suspiciously.
Shangguan Ningren nodded repeatedly: "Yes! If you don't believe me, I will have time to draw you a picture later. Whether it is a landscape, a figure, or a flower, bird, fish, or insect, it will be no problem."
He winked at Beibei and said with a smile: "Okay! Don't forget it."
"Look at it!" Shangguan Nengren was full of confidence and said in his heart: I will go back and absorb all the E-level chess, calligraphy and painting. Not only will I paint, but I will also make books. Well, let's do a picture of the divine bird and phoenix...
…
Seeing that the capable man Shangguan agreed without coughing, he winked at Beibei and smiled.
On the other side, Zhang Tingting raised her head and saw Shangguan capable people talking and laughing with Xiang Beibei. A complicated look flashed in her eyes. Thinking of what happened in the afternoon, she felt a dull pain in her buttocks and pursed her lips: Smelly guy, spank me, sooner or later.
I want you to look good.
The first class of evening self-study finally started. King Yama walked in with a stack of test papers, stood on the podium, glanced at the upper sense person intentionally or unintentionally, and coughed dryly: "Students, the results of the morning test are out.
Now, let me read out the names of the top twenty students in Chinese language. Those whose names are read will go to the podium to receive their test papers."
The atmosphere in the class suddenly became tense. The twenty or thirty students with good Chinese scores pricked up their ears, hoping for a breakthrough in their scores.
"The first place in this Chinese language test is Shangguan Nengren, with a score of 98."
When King Yama read out that the first place was Shangguan capable person, and the score was as high as 98 points, the whole class was in an uproar.
"Is he a capable person? Is there any mistake?"
"No way! The talented people in our class have always been at the bottom of the pile! Although the scores in the entrance exam have improved a lot, they are only in the middle of the pack! The top score is still in English. When did Chinese become so strong?"
"Yes! And it only deducted 2 points. I guess these 2 points were deducted from the essay. Doesn't that mean that the basic knowledge questions are all full marks?"
"It's over! 2012, it must be 2012."
When the whole class was talking about it, Shangguan Nengren stood up triumphantly: Did you see, this is my strength, just wait for the people to be envious and jealous! Wow, haha!
Stepping towards the podium, King Yama gave him a meaningful look and said: "You are making rapid progress, and besides Chinese, your scores in the other three subjects are also very high. If this is your true strength, maybe you can be admitted to Tsinghua University or Peking University."
This is a top-notch university.”
"Uh..." Shangguan Ningren scratched his head and said: "Teacher Wang, I think so! Our domestic universities are just that, Tsinghua University and Peking University's international rankings are not very good, it might as well be in our city
What about universities! Many universities in our city are very strong, close to home, and have lower admission scores for local candidates, which is great."
King Yama frowned and hummed in a moderate tone: "Rotten wood cannot be carved! The second place is Li Ming, with 94 points."
Shangguan Nengren proudly took the test paper and returned to his seat. He saw that his score had been reduced. It turned out that he had lost two points for his essay. There was nothing he could do about it. If his essay was not a particularly good one, it would be difficult to get full marks.
What is a particularly outstanding composition? In addition to outstanding writing style, it must also be in line with the spiritual thoughts of being healthy and progressive, loving the motherland, and being willing to contribute to the four modernizations of socialism. Otherwise, even if your writing skills are the best in the world and your knowledge is the best in ancient and modern times, you will not be able to
Harmony' will allow you to go home with a duck egg in your arms.
Shangguan Nengren has grasped the spirit of "flattery" and coupled with his excellent language skills, he only allowed King Yama to deduct two points. Otherwise, King Yama would have many tricks to make you suffer.
The arm was suddenly poked, and the capable Shangguan turned his head: "Hiccup?"
Xiang Beibei smiled: "Didn't you copy it?"
Shangguan Nengren had a dark look on his face, picked up the test paper and pointed at the score on it: "Please copy it for me and see if it's 98 points."
"Haha, it's good that I didn't copy it." Xiang Beibei murmured to himself: "It's impossible! You're progressing too fast. Are you taking stimulants?"
"..."
Shangguan Nengren suddenly remembered the London Olympics that ended not long ago.
After Ye Shiwen broke the world record and won the championship, many Western media kept hyping up the issue of doping, and their envy, jealousy and hatred were clearly revealed. Then China led the way in the gold medal list, sweeping the country and making the entire West fearful.
Finally, they joined forces to hack the contestants behind China.
The most classic one is the gymnastics ring. Chen Yibing's movements on the ring are extremely perfect, and he stands firmly on the ground. However, the last Brazilian athlete to appear has the same difficulty, but his movements on the bars are not as good as Chen Yibing's, and he still takes one step to the ground.
I was given a high score by the referee and was 'championed'.
After that, there were women's uneven bars, men's horizontal bars, women's cycling, men's diving, etc., all of which were hacked. In the end, the United States overtook them and only won the gold medal and second place in the medal list.
The whole West is celebrating, but it has made countless people angry to death, shameless! I have never seen such a shameless piece of shit.
This Olympic Games has once again taught the Chinese people that Westerners are just a bunch of white-eyed wolves and will never be our friends. The only way out is to kill them and let them disappear from the earth forever.
Hey, although we are not strong enough at the moment, there is only so much time to come. One day we will kill all these wolf cubs and make them regret coming into this world one by one.
"Sixth place, Zhang Tingting, 89 points."
Zhang Tingting walked up to the podium and took the test paper. Zhang Tingting was obviously not satisfied with the score, but she glanced at Beibei provocatively and showed a proud smile. Otherwise, King Yama read her name first, and then
It showed that Xiang Beibei was behind her, which finally gave her a bad breath after being repeatedly stimulated this afternoon.
"Seventh place, Xiang Beibei, 88 points."
One point, only one point missing.
Xiang Beibei walked up to the podium with a smile on her face. After receiving the test papers and coming back, she was still very calm. This kind of calmness made even Shangguan capable people feel a little hairy.
"Hey..." Shangguan Nengren wanted to say something, but when he saw that the carbon pen in Xiang Beibei's hand was broken into two pieces, he turned around and laughed: "What's the matter?"
"Uh..." Shangguan Nengren broke out in a cold sweat: "No...it's okay."
"Really?" Xiang Beibei smiled, looked at the pen in his hand, threw it to the ground, picked up a utility knife, pushed it up and pulled it down.
"..." Shangguan Nengren wiped his cold sweat, this girl... is dangerous, too dangerous!
{Piaotian Literature www.ptwxz.com thanks all book friends for their support, your support is our biggest motivation}