Naturally, the only person in Shuning Palace who could live in such a nice room was Concubine Yang Shu, whom Li Quancheng planned to "seduce".
"But I obviously haven't figured out how to act yet. Why did you let me meet her at this time and in this way?"
When he thought that the person in his arms was Yang Yue'er, Li Quancheng was immediately stupefied. This was really meeting the right person at the wrong time, which made people feel a little bit ache... But this girl is really not ordinary, that is
It's quite on point, concave as it should be, convex as it should be, upturned as it should be, and straight as it should be, especially those breasts... How can they be so good!
Li Quancheng couldn't bear to let go - no - this was a hijacking! Of course he couldn't let go of the hijacking! So Li Quancheng hugged her tighter. With this tightness, the palace maid in his arms burst into tears again, and at this time, the footsteps of the imperial guards outside were heard.
Getting closer and closer, I was searching each room.
It is said that wisdom comes from being forced. Suddenly, an idea flashed in Li Quancheng's mind and he realized that something was wrong. Concubine Yang Shu was the emperor's wife and the mother of two children. How could she still have such a good figure? How could her skin still be there?
So tender? How could those buttocks be so tight? How could those breasts be so "strong"? It's extremely unscientific for a mother of two children to be so talented!
The 21st century is a world of science. If you are born in the 21st century, you must believe in science!
At this moment, Li Quancheng's wisdom blossomed with extremely dazzling sparks, so the hand covering his chest moved again without the control of his mind, and he hugged the palace maid and came to the third room.
A screen about two meters square and one and a half meters high stood in the middle of the house. It showed a picture of beauties taking a bath, and it was a bunch of beauties!
Li Quancheng immediately thought of those group battle action movies from the island country in later generations. The next moment, Li Quancheng's eyes straightened. The island country action movie was suddenly kicked out of his mind. He couldn't help but let go of the woman's mouth, and reached out to touch the woman's mouth tremblingly.
Fanning the screen...it felt warm and moist, just like the touch of a beautiful woman's breasts. It turned out to be a white jade screen!
The palace maid gasped for air and was about to shout loudly. At this time, the door was pushed open. With a creak, the palace maid forgot to shout, but Li Quancheng was shocked out of his wits and quickly covered her face again.
Mouth, go around the screen, and behind it is a bathtub!
The pool water was steaming, and it was covered with rose petals. However, it seemed that it had been a long time, and the petals had changed color. At this time, a woman's voice came from the outer room and shouted: "Empress Shu, are you there?"
Li Quancheng's heart started to rise again, and he asked in a low voice: "Are you Concubine Yang Shu?"
Li Quancheng had something on his mind, so he asked in a solemn tone, but he didn't know it. The palace maid couldn't speak, but her head was twisting hard. Li Quancheng saw her shaking her head, breathed a sigh of relief, and secretly thought that she should be
Concubine Yang Shu's personal maid, it's Yang Yue'er's turn to prepare bath water - bah - prepare to take a bath!
"Empress Shufei..."
The palace maid who just came in was really patient. Seeing no one agreed, she actually came into the back room. Li Quancheng immediately became anxious and glanced at the bath behind him. He remembered the scene in A Chinese Ghost Story. Li Quancheng immediately put his arms around the palace maid.
She climbed the steps and retreated into the bath. The water reached her knees. There was a look of panic in the palace maid's eyes, but Li Quancheng couldn't see it.
He once laughed at the scene in A Chinese Ghost Story where the bathtub hides someone, thinking how could such a small bathtub hide a person? Now it's better, he himself has followed in Ning Caichen's footsteps, it's just his luck
Not bad, this is a bathtub, it can hide ten people without any problem... Ahem... Li Quancheng thought of some of the film contents collected in the hard drive again...
"Hold your breath!"
Li Quancheng whispered in the ear of the palace maid, then released his hand on her chest and pressed her down directly, but this guy pressed directly on her. After the two of them dived into the water, the palace maid came in,
The rose petals fluttered slowly in the bath, but the water was covered. The palace maid was considered naive and went out without thinking too much. However, Li Quancheng didn't know what was going on outside, and the girl who was pressed under him was
But the palace maid obviously couldn't hold in her anger anymore and was twisting desperately!
At this time, it is a bastard to suppress a beautiful woman and not take advantage. Of course, this is the answer given by Quan Cheng's "old man", but Li Quancheng's pure heart is thinking, this girl can't hold her anger anymore, I will give it to her.
Changing the air and saving a life is better than building a seven-level pagoda!
With this thought, he started to grow crazily, so Li Quancheng pressed his mouth up. He wanted to use his tongue to pry open the girl's teeth, but in the end he gave up this sexy idea, and slowly pushed his mouth into her mouth.
Passing Qi.
Li Quancheng once had a record of holding his breath underwater for three minutes and fifteen seconds, but this time... Naturally, he couldn't hold on for such a long time. He squeezed out all the air he could squeeze out of his alveoli. Finally, Li Quancheng couldn't hold it anymore and pulled
The palace maid stood up, and both of them gasped for air.
Li Quancheng simply sat down on the bathing chair, pulled the palace maid to sit on his lap, and put his right hand around her breast. The palace maid stiffened suddenly and shouted angrily in a low voice: "Leave now.
, I will spare your life!"
After talking about this, anyone with a right mind would know that the so-called palace maid is Yang Shufei Yang Yue, but Li Quancheng's mind was filled with water, and he overthought it, and sneered: "You girl, you can't even lie to anyone."
Yes, you still want to trick me. Let me tell you, my master is Li Quan, who specializes in tricking people. How could he be tricked by your little trick?!"
"You are Li Quancheng!"
Yang Yue'er was startled, her eyebrows stood up in anger, and she shouted in a low voice: "You are so bold, you dare to break into the forbidden palace privately, and you are so frivolous to me——"
Before he finished speaking, he was blocked by Li Quancheng and said: "You all know that I am Li Quancheng, but you still play such low-level tricks to deceive people. How persistent!"
Li Quancheng's reaction was unexpected by Yang Yue'er. Although she expected that the person wearing eunuch uniform, hugging her breasts and not letting go, and frivolous about herself underwater was actually Li Quancheng who was "crying out" while writing a book by himself, but she also didn't expect it.
, this guy still doesn’t believe that she is Yang Shufei at this moment, Yang Yuer is about to explode!
Li Quancheng rubbed Yang Yue'er's chest with his right hand and said in a low voice: "Don't even think about scolding me loudly to attract the attention of the imperial guards outside. What I said before still counts. I don't have anything to worry about anyway. I have a beautiful woman to accompany us to hell, so I will still
Very happy!"
"you--"
Yang Yue'er was so angry that she didn't even remember blushing. She didn't even notice Li Quancheng's hand sneaking into her clothes. Of course, because he was soaked and sitting in the water, his skin would have some illusions, so Li Quancheng naturally enjoyed it to the fullest.
The softness in the palm, of course, the movements must be small!
"Your name is Li Quancheng, and you are the deputy envoy to the West Jing Road pacification envoy appointed by Prime Minister Lu Xiufu and the magistrate of Xiangyang Mansion. One month ago, I asked Minister Wen Tianxiang to bring you a letter to this palace. Have you forgotten it?"
Yang Yue'er tried her best to make her voice sound gentle, but as soon as the words came out, she was still carrying a gun and a stick. It was as cold as the cold wind. Li Quancheng sneered and said: "You are quite similar to a little girl dressed up as a palace girl. You are in Shu Shu"
It’s natural for the concubine to write letters to me, so what’s so strange about this!”
"you--"
Yang Yue'er hesitated, but she didn't expect that Li Quancheng still refused to believe it at this time. She suppressed the anger in her heart and roared: "How do you want to believe in me - ah - your hand -"...
Li Quancheng couldn't help himself and moved a little louder. Yang Yue'er finally noticed it and screamed. Li Quancheng quickly covered Yang Yue'er's mouth, smiled dryly and whispered in her ear: "Sorry, I didn't pay attention."
After saying that, he reluctantly took his hands out of Yang Yue'er's clothes, covered them again, and said at the same time: "I apologized, but you have forgotten that loud noises are prohibited in the inner courtyard of the palace. Don't you understand this rule?
?”
"But there's no need to apologize. After all, no big mistake was caused. I have a lot of people, so I won't care about you, a little palace maid!"
Yang Yue'er was so angry that she threw away Li Quancheng's hand and struggled to get up, but was hugged by Li Quancheng.
"Let go!"
Yang Yue'er roared in a low voice, and Li Quancheng smiled contemptuously: "There are forbidden troops outside, how can I let you go?"
"This bath is nice. Take this opportunity to enjoy it. This is the treatment only a royal concubine has. If it weren't for me, how would you, a little palace maid, have the opportunity to soak in such a bath?"
"you--"
Almost any woman who has been cheated by Li Quancheng has a common characteristic, that is, she will never say anything else except the word "you".
Suddenly, Li Quancheng's eyes glanced at a green thing, and he couldn't help but exclaimed: "Hey - a cucumber!!"
Thinking of the other functions of cucumbers besides eating them in later generations, Li Quancheng couldn't help but sigh: "I didn't expect that Empress Shu would have such a hobby..."
Yang Yue'er was stunned and didn't even notice that the "old man" of Li Quancheng's family woke up again and said: "Isn't it just that he likes to eat cucumbers? Can this be called a hobby?"
Li Quancheng smiled and said: "You are a little palace maid, so naturally you don't know the secret of Concubine Shu. You must know that cucumbers are not just for eating!"
Yang Yue'er was even more confused and said: "I am obviously here to eat!"
"You little palace maid are really determined to give up, and you actually want to trick me!"
Li Quancheng said with a proud smile: "Are you putting cucumbers by the bath? Only an inexperienced little palace maid like you would think that these cucumbers are for eating!"
After that, Li Quancheng sighed again and said: "It's really difficult for Concubine Shu. She became a widow so early. It is said that thirty is like a wolf and forty is like a tiger. As an imperial concubine, she can only live on cucumbers. It's really shocking.