【Volume 2】Chapter 64: Knocked down in one fell swoop
Thinking of Wu Zetian, Empress Wei and others, Li Quancheng greatly admired Concubine Shu, who also held a high position, and became more determined to help Concubine Yang Shu get rid of her cucumber habit. However, Yang Yue'er herself was still confused.
I don’t understand where Li Quancheng’s exclamation comes from.
As one of the second queens of the country, Yang Yue'er is used to hearing flattery, but those are all compliments in front of others, and she also knows that they cannot be taken seriously. But now that Li Quancheng admires her so much, it is the true words of "the queen", so it is naturally credible.
, and women’s curiosity is as strong as their vanity, and now the two together are even more invincible. It actually made Yang Yue’er forget her previous resentment and shame, and asked with a smile: “What’s in this cucumber?”
Is it so special that you admire me so much - Empress Shu?"
Seeing that she finally had no intention of pretending to be Concubine Yang Shu, Li Quancheng was in a good mood. He couldn't help but whisper into Yang Yue'er's ear and explain one of the other functions of cucumber. In an instant, Yang Yue's pretty face was red with purple, purple with black,
Her breasts, which were originally very perky, were rising and falling together. At this moment, Yang Yue'er's lavender tube top floated somewhere, revealing her snow-like double peaks. They were rising and falling together, as if
It was like an avalanche. The next moment, there was only a popping sound. Yang Yue'er picked up the cucumber and slapped Li Quancheng hard on the head. Then he stood up suddenly. Li Quancai was suddenly shaken by the swimming snow rabbit on Yang Yue'er's chest.
I was dazzled! "Pa--" There was a crisp sound, and Yang Yue'er slapped her again with her backhand, which only stunned Li Quancheng. However, Li Quancheng was also a ruthless person. His head turned to one side, but his eyes were still facing Yang Yue'er.
Li Quancheng felt that the pink eye disease of those two snow rabbits was too severe. Hearing that pink eye disease could be treated by licking it with the tongue, Li Quancheng wanted to cure those two poor snow rabbits.
Yang Yue'er slapped Li Quancheng and found that this guy's eyes were straight. When he lowered his head and looked at it, Yang Yue'er was shocked. But she was not an ordinary woman after all. If other women were like this, they would definitely cover their breasts with their hands, but Yang Yue'er didn't.
He picked up the copper plate with cucumbers and put it on Li Quancheng's face. He only heard a "clang" sound. Li Quancheng paused and pointed at Yang Yue'er. He wanted to say something but his mouth refused to control him. Then
He staggered a few steps in the water and threw himself towards Yang Yue'er's chest. Poor Li Quancheng, Mr. Li, even a hundred thousand Mongolian troops couldn't keep him, but today he was knocked unconscious by Yang Yue'er with a copper plate, but he didn't know it was his luck.
It was God's will that it didn't work, but this guy was also weird. He fell down in the end, but he didn't forget to treat the two snow rabbits for pinkeye...
When he woke up again, Li Quancheng suddenly found himself in a cell. The huge stone room was filled with various torture instruments that he had no idea of their use. The more unknown they were, the more terrifying they felt. Li Quancheng began to sweat on his forehead.
When he reached out and touched it, he realized that he was now covered in iron chains.
"no--"
Li Quancheng wailed and couldn't help but feel distressed, why was he knocked down by a little palace maid with a plate? He thought that he was best at hitting people with bricks, but he didn't expect that he would eventually fall on a similar murder weapon. However,
Li Quancheng secretly expressed great luck that he was not killed on the spot by the Imperial Guards, otherwise he would have died without even knowing how he died!
Looking down, Li Quancheng found that apart from the iron chain, there was no external injury, and his bones were not locked by the iron chain. Li Quancheng felt that he was quite lucky. However, he did not expect that his wailing would reveal his body.
After hearing the fact that he was awake, not long after, three people dressed as jailers came in. Seeing that Li Quancheng was still laughing, they couldn't help but get angry and said sarcastically: "Hey, you're awake now, you can give us a while to wait."
ah!"….
When Li Quancheng heard that something was wrong, he laughed dryly and said, "Brothers, may I ask what happened? Why did I end up in this place as soon as I woke up?"
Li Quancheng pretended to be innocent, but the three jailers ignored him. The old man among them cursed loudly: "Don't talk nonsense. Now that you've woken up, let's go about our business as usual!"
"Then put me down and I'll sign and seal it!"
A good man never suffers immediate losses. Li Quancheng didn't ask what crime he had committed. He would sign a pledge to plead guilty when he opened his mouth. His spinelessness was unprecedented for him. He didn't even offer a symbolic resistance, but he himself had a different view. This
Those who know the current affairs are called heroes!
The prison head was stunned, but the two jailers behind him smiled and said nothing, and the three of them went about their business.
Salt soaked in water and chili powder were mixed together. Li Quancheng took a look and shouted quickly: "Brothers, put less salt, it will be too salty!"
The two jailers looked at Li Quancheng like a god, and finally put a whole bag of salt in and sneered: "We have strong taste!"
After saying that, the three of them laughed again. The next moment, the prison head took a whip as thick as his thumb from the frame. The whip was dark and had been infected with the blood of many people. One of them was on his head.
There was a crackling sound in his hands, and Li Quancheng's heart skipped a beat. They were not making seasoning for love. I asked them, why did they put so much in? Damn it, this was a whip dipped in salt water, a strong S.M. treatment!
Li Quancheng finally reacted, sweating on his forehead uncontrollably, and he began to struggle desperately. The chain rattled due to his tension. When the three of them saw it, they immediately stopped laughing and looked horrified. The next moment
, all they heard was that the big piece of wood that tied him was not tied to the iron chain, and sawdust was flying. The three of them couldn't stand it any longer, and they quickly shouted: "Someone is coming - someone is coming quickly -"
After three breaths, about twenty jailers ran in. After Li Quancheng finished shouting secretly, he saw more than twenty people dragging two large iron chains, surrounding Li Quancheng more than ten times, and tying him into an iron rice dumpling.
, Li Quancheng's face turned purple and he almost had to urinate, but the iron chain still remained motionless. The old man finally breathed a sigh of relief and sneered: "Break this if you can!"
Li Quancheng froze. He couldn't lose his momentum when he lost. He couldn't help but glared and said with a sneer: "If you have the ability, please whip me again and see!"
"you--"
The prison chief had been in the Ouchi Prison Department for more than ten years, and he had never seen such a harsh person with such an unforgiving mouth. But now that Li Quancheng's whole body was chained, he
There really is no place to whip.
Li Quancheng looked at the cell leader proudly, his eyes full of provocation. Anyway, it was already like this, so he might as well make himself happy. Suddenly, Li Quancheng's eyes shrank, and he felt that the cell leader seemed to be staring at his face.
His gaze was a little dangerous, and Li Quancheng felt nervous and thought to himself, "Is this guy trying to slap me in the face?"
As if he was really thinking about it, the cell leader handed the whip to a little man next to him and shouted: "Ma Xing, your whipping skills are the best, slap this guy in the face! Since he wants to be swollen,
He pretends to be a fat man, but when he comes to my torture chamber, he still pretends to be a good man, so I will simply let him do it!"
"Damn - hit people without slapping them in the face, you can't be so unruly!"
Li Quancheng screamed anxiously. With one whip on his face, Kunlun Mountain appeared on his face. With another whip, Hengduan Mountain also appeared. Within a few strokes, his handsome face turned into a three-dimensional version.
A map of the distribution of mountains in China!
"Hahaha, what is moral integrity? You can't eat it, let alone buy wine, so what's the use of it?"
When Li Quancheng heard this, he wondered why these words were so familiar. After pondering for a few seconds, Li Quancheng discovered tragically that this was his own view on moral integrity. It was really a hero's idea - Hero, you still hit me, I
Promise not to struggle anymore. Untie the chains. I swear to God that I will be willing to be whipped!…
"Huh! It's too late!" The cell leader snorted coldly and shouted: "Ma Xing, do it!"
"Ma Xing! Stop!"
Li Quancheng shouted loudly, and while Ma was stunned, Li Quancheng hurriedly said: "Did you know that I am Li Quancheng and Li Zhizhi of Xiangyang Prefecture!"
"Haha, Mr. Li is two feet tall, tearing Boyan to pieces, kicking Ashu, single-handedly taking the enemy's leader among millions of troops, he is an invincible hero, how can someone like you compare to him?"
Li Quancheng was shocked. He didn't know that Lu Xiufu and other leading civil and military officials, under the secret instructions of the nobles in the palace, had been building momentum for Li Quancheng in this month, seeming to shape him into the future of the Song Dynasty. Look at the appearance of the jailer,
Then you can know that these people are seriously poisoned.
The prison head was frothing, and his admiration for Li Quancheng was like a torrential river, all of which turned into white foam. Li Quancheng could not say a word except shouting "Amen" secretly. The surrounding guards were shocked by the momentum of the cell head.
While wiping his face, Li Quancheng stepped back. His head was as big as a bucket, and his cheeks were as swollen as a toad. He kept blowing air, trying to blow away the white foam, but he had no intention of diverting the trouble away.
The jailers didn't think so. Seeing that Li Quancheng was harming people invisibly, they couldn't help but cheer up and blew together. The prison guard was immersed in the state of blind worship and said: "You must be Mr. Li Zhizhi
, I am Prime Minister Lu Xiufu - hey - what are you bragging about!"
At this moment, a voice came from the door of the execution room, saying: "Who was talking about the truth just now?"
When Li Quancheng saw it, he immediately became happy. The person who came was Lu Xiufu. The jailers at the head of the cell were shocked and quickly saluted Lu Xiufu. However, they saw Lu Xiufu walking directly in front of Li Quancheng and said casually: "Brother Li, I'm here to pick you up."
get out."
Now Li Quancheng was not in a hurry, but started playing cards. He turned his head and looked away. Lu Xiufu smiled bitterly and said: "Brother Li, Mr. Li, Li Zhizhi, what kind of anger do you have with me!"
The jailers were startled and almost bit their own tongues, but the prison guard suddenly felt his eyes blackened and his mouth dry. He stayed aside and turned into a stone statue. Li Quancheng sneered and said: "Expose your breasts, you idiot"
You're not kind. After receiving your letter, I went straight to Lin'an City without any delay. It's better for you. Jia Sidao sent people to kill me and you didn't help me. Lin'an City banned me and you didn't help me.
Now that I have been caught and imprisoned, you ask me why I am so angry, and what do you think I am so angry about?"
Li Quancheng's words were full of resentment, like an angry little daughter-in-law, but his attitude was like that of an evil mother-in-law. Lu Xiufu, who came to plunder someone, turned into a little daughter-in-law, and was ridiculed by Li Quancheng, which made him bow his head in embarrassment.
It's reached the chest.
After being loosened, Li Quancheng sat on the chair in the prison, hooked his legs and acted like a rogue, saying: "If I don't go out, whoever sent me in will pick me up!"
Li Quancheng glanced at Lu Xiufu and said, "It's not you who sent me in!"
Seeing Li Quancheng's rogue behavior, Lu Xiufu couldn't help but feel angry and amused, and said: "You still don't know who sent you in? Let me ask you, why did you sneak into the Great Inner Forbidden Palace? You actually offended Concubine Shu.
Your Majesty, the one who ordered you to be arrested is none other than Concubine Shu."
Li Quancheng suddenly stood up and said in surprise: "Why did Concubine Shu arrest -"
Speaking of this, Li Quancheng recalled the palace maid who knocked down a plate of his own. Looking back on the past, Li Quancheng realized something was wrong. He couldn't help but look at his hands in confusion, and said: "Damn... two children."
My mother is so on point, it’s really... it’s so fucking ecstatic..."