Chi You was lying on the ground in a state of disarray, not even bothering to struggle.
Let me punch and kick you without making a sound.
"I said... are you done feeling happy?"
"without!"
I raised my foot and stomped towards Chi You again and again.
Chi You turned over, holding his chin with one hand and tapping the ground with the other.
That posture seemed boring.
"Does your mother know you are such a shrew?"
"Shut up!"
"I won't shut up!" Chi You grabbed my feet, "Just tell me what you want me to do! As long as you lower your posture and beg me, I might let you go!"
"Maybe?" I snorted coldly, "This trick is what I have left over!"
"Let's do this! As long as you are willing to beg me, I will release the sun and the moon!"
"really?"
"Emperor Chiyou never made any jokes!"
I rubbed my sore wrist and slowly exhaled.
"Chiyou!"
"The emperor is here!" Chi You stood up, head held high.
"Get down on your knees! Let me beg you!"
Chi You, "..."
"Hurry up!"
"A scholar can be killed! He cannot be humiliated!" Chi You shouted angrily, "Even the rogue Yellow Emperor has never humiliated me like this!"
"Punch me!"
I rushed over, grabbed Chi You and gave him a violent beating.
"Give me back the sun! Give me back the moon!"
"Shrew! I'm not your man. Why should I ask for the moon? Do you want the stars?"
"I originally had a man!" I pinched Chi You's neck.
"It's gone now?" Chi You raised his voice, "You widow...ah! Don't slap me in the face!"
"Chiyou, if you are crazy, please continue to be crazy! With all due respect, my man went to the Battle of Zhulu, which was the period of hostility between you and Huangdi! If he finds out that he can't come back, he might kill you!"
As soon as these words came out, Chi You was shocked and turned pale.
"You lied to me!"
"Believe it or not!"
After I finished speaking, I turned around and left.
"Stop bitch! Shrew! Hey! That beautiful little woman in front! Hello! That walking beauty, please wait for me!"
I deliberately slowed down my steps, and Chi You chased me with a huff.
"Girl, what's your surname?" Chi You clasped his fists.
"Pooh!"
"Little beauty, you are so rude!" Chi You slowly wiped his face, "I'm just not convinced!"
"What are you dissatisfied with?"
"If you don't agree with me, why haven't I fucked Huang Di?"
I,"……"
"In terms of appearance, I am handsome! In terms of talent, I am rich in knowledge. In terms of martial arts, my mount is an iron-eating beast, and I have millions of strong soldiers and generals. But why... I lost! That rogue slaughtered my entire clan!
"
"If you win the battle of deer, what will you do to Huang Di?"
"Kill them all!" Chi You said this and suddenly covered his mouth.
"This is incredible!" I narrowed my eyes and suddenly remembered something. "You said your mount is... an iron-eating beast?"
"Of course!" Chi You nodded, "That is a very ferocious beast!"
"Well, can you change into a human form?"
"No change!" Chi You shook his head, "I'm too handsome and handsome, I'm afraid you'll fall in love with me!"
"Is your skin itchy again?"
Chi You subconsciously took a step back, then turned in a circle.
After the smoke dissipated, a muscular man with tanned skin appeared in front of me.
"How do you manage to look so ordinary and yet be so confident?"
"Am I ordinary?" Chi You's eyes widened, "I am Emperor Chi You!"
"I don't care whether you are Emperor Chi You or Maserati, you are not even as good as a hair on my man's body!"
"Oh!"
"What the hell! Come with me!"
Taking Chi You with me, I came to the zoo.
When he approached the panda house, Chi You was shocked.
"Ironeater!"
"Now called Panda!"
No wonder Chi You was defeated and mounted a panda to fight. Was it because he wanted to kill his enemy?
"The descendants of the rogue Yellow Emperor actually tamed the iron-eating beast!" Chi You was shocked, "How is that possible!"
"Are there any bad people in your tribe?"
"Yes! We call them Xizuo and traitors!"
"So, any ethnic group has its good and bad points, and you can't just generalize."
"I don't care! I want to continue fighting!" Chi You said this and climbed onto the railing several meters high. "Iron-eating beast! I order you to fight side by side with me!"
With such an angry roar, Chi You opened his arms and rushed in.
…
Looking at the shattered Chi You on the ground, I was stunned.
Fortunately, it was an iron-eating beast, and it was torn to pieces by Chi You.
I finally picked it up and was thinking about how to put it back together.
"It is no longer the iron-eating beast in my heart!"
A line of clear tears ran down the corner of Chi You's eyes.
"Shut up, you!"
I squatted down and worked hard with my head down.
"Little beauty, is your man really handsome?"
"Um!"
"I don't believe it! Is there any man in this world who is more handsome, taller and more powerful than me?"
"I shouldn't have saved you just now!"
"In fact, I can't die either!" Chi You snorted coldly, "Do you love each other?"
"nonsense!"
"Then are you willing to die for him?"
Chi You's words made my hands freeze in mid-air.
"What's the meaning?"
"In addition to fighting in my life, I, Chi You, like to break up the couples of gods and immortals the most! I thought...ah! Why did you put your feet in my mouth? I have sweaty feet!"
"If you dare to beep again, I will push your butt on your head!"
"Shrew! Rude!"
"Say it again!"
"Um... fight slowly and don't worry!" Chi You apologized, "By the way, I have been buried underground for five thousand years. Can you show me around? Let me see what the country established by the rogue Yellow Emperor is like.
!”
"Please!"
"Shi can't be killed..."
Suddenly, Chi You squinted and looked into the distance.
I saw a beautiful woman wearing a navel-baring dress walking past with her hips swung.
"It's really immoral!" Chi You said coldly, "Are all the women here like this?"
"There's more like this!"
I took out my phone and searched for 'bikini'.
When the picture appeared, Chi You's eyes almost popped out!
"The world is declining!" Chi You shouted angrily as he read through the pages. "It's immoral!"
Having said this, he raised his head and looked at me.
"I think it is necessary for me to teach these unruly women a lesson! So, give me this chance! Please!"
…
Two hours later:
Chi You, dressed in punk attire, was at 857 with a glass of wine.
Shaking his head and shaking his head crazily.
This guy is really adaptable!
He even yelled loudly just now that he would pay for all the expenses there!
It’s just...why spend my money!
"I just said that the rogue Yellow Emperor cannot govern the country! He has made the whole world a mess!"
Just as he said this, a woman with red curly hair turned to Chi You's side.
Ruoyou stretched out his hand, caressing his chest muscles.
Immediately, he stuffed a room key card into his clothes.
He winked and walked away.
"It's so outrageous! She provoked me in public!"
Chi You said, putting the wine glass into my hand.
"Shrew, wait a moment, I'll teach her a lesson!"
"Hey! You can't just go with strangers!"
"Who am I? I am Emperor Chi You!" Chi You shook his hair confidently, "Except for the rogue Huang Emperor, I have never suffered anyone's loss! Of course, except for you, a shrew!"
"I told you she..."
"Hush!" Chi You interrupted me with a smile, "Emperor Chi You, there is no accident!"