Chapter 327 This female shrew is extremely ferocious
Half an hour later:
"Hey, I'm Chi You!"
"What's wrong?" I sneered secretly.
It hasn't started yet, is it over?
"Not long after I entered the room, a group of strong men rushed in and beat me, saying that I seduced his wife! Either give me money or give you your life! Do you... have any money there?"
Haha, this is a fairy dance!
"Wait!"
I put down the phone and went straight to the hotel next door.
When the woman gave Chi You the room card just now, I had already secretly written down the number.
When I arrived, Chi You was naked and squatting on the ground with his head in his hands.
The red curly-haired woman sat on the bed and pretended to cry.
"Give me money!" A fierce man stretched out his hand, "He seduced my wife!"
"How many?"
"At least fifty thousand yuan!"
"Fifty thousand is a bit too little, isn't it? My sister-in-law deserves half a million for her beauty!"
"Is there such a good thing?" The man didn't come back to his senses for a while, "Forget it, seeing that you are also a victim, I'll give you half of it! Two hundred and fifty thousand!"
"No! Not a penny less!" Having said this, I took out a million dollar coin. "Change!"
"Are you kidding me?" The man looked fiercely, "It's just..."
So much bullshit!
I took action directly, grabbed one of the men, hugged his neck and twisted it gently.
Just hearing a "click", the man collapsed.
The other two were stunned for a moment when they saw this, and then roared and attacked me.
In the same way, their necks were twisted.
After doing all this, I walked towards the woman on the bed.
"Stand there and don't move! I'll do it myself!"
When the woman said this, she suddenly turned her head to one side.
Then, he fell softly on the bed.
"You... you..."
"Change!" I handed over the money.
"I, I, I..." the man looked sad, "I don't have that much cash!"
"Transfer!" I took out my phone.
The man bit his lip and scanned the payment code tremblingly.
After turning around, I covered my chest.
"By the way, give me some change by the way!" As I said that, I took out another ghost coin.
"I told you I don't have any cash, where can I get the change?" The man cried sadly.
"The two hundred and two hundred you transferred to me is just change, isn't it?" I said with a smile, "Hurry up!"
When I led Chi You out of the room, I heard heartbreaking crying from behind.
…
"What a waste! Emperor Chi You can't even defeat a few people!"
Along the way, I couldn't help but laugh.
"I haven't just come out, I haven't fully adapted yet! If I gather all my yin power, I will crush these scum to death!"
"Pooh!"
"Shrew, you are so cruel! Being your man is so pitiful, I will definitely get beaten every day!"
I didn't speak, but raised my fist.
"Oh! I'm a mean-tongued person but I have a good heart! But you have to let your man pay attention. The Yellow Emperor talks so much about benevolence, justice and morality, but he is actually very cunning and cunning! If he goes to fight for the deer, it will probably be a disaster!"
"What am I afraid of? My man is a dragon!"
As soon as these words came out, Chi You's expression immediately changed.
"dragon?"
"Scared?"
"No!" Chi You waved his hand quickly, "The Yellow Emperor's clan wanted to tame the dragon clan for their own use a long time ago! One of the most important reasons for the battle of chasing deer is because they sent people to invade the Kunlun Mountains! They invented the dragon clan in order to tame the dragon.
I wish you the best in driving away snakes! Because they think snakes and dragons are of the same lineage, and if you can drive snakes away, you can definitely tame dragons!"
Chi You's words made my heart skip a beat.
So, the snake-driving clan that Dongfang belongs to is a subordinate of the Yellow Emperor?
"Shrew, I didn't lie to you!"
Speaking of this, Chi You suddenly opened his mouth.
Then, the gloomy sky suddenly cleared up.
And in the sky, the sun shines brightly.
"Hurry up and find your man, don't delay!"
"you……"
"this!"
Suddenly, Chi You picked up a stone.
He stretched out his sharp nails and licked them.
If you look closely, you will see that it is an oracle bone inscription.
However, I can't understand a word.
"Leave it to me in the deer-chasing battle, and I will definitely help you!"
"Thank you!"
"Yeah!" Chi You hammered his chest, "Give me your phone, and I'll spend the money on it for you!"
…
More than five thousand years ago, the battle of Zhulu:
The sun and the moon are in the same sky, and time travels.
The vast land has lost its prosperity five thousand years ago.
To find Si Tan, we can only rely on the dragon ring.
According to Chi You, Kunlun Mountain belongs to the dividing point between his and Huangdi's jurisdiction.
So, I still have to go to Kunlun Mountain.
As soon as we arrived at Kunlun Mountain, a group of people wearing furs and wearing various animal tooth ornaments rushed out.
In an instant, I was surrounded.
"Careful work!"
I don't know who shouted, and those people pointed their weapons at me.
"I'm looking for your leader!" I said quickly, "I have a secret message to give to him!"
As I said that, I lifted the stone.
"Not everyone can see our Majesty the Yellow Emperor!" the leader looked at me and said seriously.
Yellow Emperor?
Did I go to the wrong place?
"But you can leave that thing to me!" The leader stretched out his hand.
Too bad!
This is a secret letter written by Chi You. I won’t be finished if they find out!
"Don't give it to me yet!" the leader suddenly shouted.
"Yellow-haired girl, don't be afraid of them!"
Just when I was hesitating whether to take action, another group of people appeared.
"Come a little further this way and you'll cross the border! Then those bastards won't be able to do anything to you!"
"Where did Chi You's puppy come from? How dare he bark!"
"The Yellow Emperor's turtle grandson is nothing more than this!"
Seeing the two groups starting to argue with each other, I hurriedly ran across the border.
Seeing this, Huang Di's men were so angry that they shook their fists.
"It's shameless to bully a yellow-haired girl!"
When Huang Di's men retreated, the man who started shouting looked at me.
"Are you lost? This is the war zone between our two countries. I'm afraid Swordsman may accidentally injure you! Wherever your home is, I'll send someone to take you back."
"You...are you going to let me go now? Aren't you afraid that I'm being careful?"
"How can a yellow-haired girl have the ability to do detailed work! Besides, the emperor said not to harm the people of other tribes!"
This Chi You doesn't seem to be as bad as I thought.
"I want to see Chi You!" I said quickly, "This is a secret letter!"
"Secret letter? Follow me!"
About two hours later, I saw the tent.
A soldier took the stone and walked in quickly.
While waiting, I took out a piece of cloth.
Then, he walked to another soldier.
"Brother, can you read it for me?"
snort!
Fortunately, I was smart enough to copy it.
I was afraid that Chi You would trick me, so I kept a close eye on him.
"OK!"
The soldier took the cloth and narrowed his eyes.
"Oh! What it says here is: This female shrew is very fierce! If she throws a left fist, don't dodge, because she really throws a right fist. By analogy, take care of yourself! Wear the ancestral iron underwear, because
She will attack her crotch cruelly! Take care, take care of it! By the way, give me a good beating for the Iron-eating Beast!... I give you my best, little darling!"
Damn Chi You!
It even contains spoilers!
Wait, why is the signature Xiaoguaiguai?
Judging from this content, Chi You did not engage in any conspiracy.
As soon as he thought of this, the soldiers opened the tent.