Chapter 359 I will help you kill this snake spirit
"Let's just say we're lucky!"
Little Wushao threw the peeled durian skin into the bonfire.
And on the bonfire was an oily wild boar.
Is it okay to kill a wild boar alone?
After the little Wushao was knocked away by the wild boar, he directly fought with the wild boar.
In the end, he narrowly won with a bruised nose and a swollen face.
He Yisen watched her pluck the pig hair with her bare hands, which made her anus tighten.
"First we picked up durians and then we picked up a wild boar. How lucky we must be!"
When Xiao Wushao said this, he pulled off a pig leg and handed it to He Yisen.
"Sensen, try it! This is the barbecue technique my second brother taught me. The pork is tender and delicious!"
"you……"
Looking at the little Wushao whose face was covered with gray, a warmth flowed from He Yisen's chest.
And, the temperature is getting higher and higher.
Could it be that this is the feeling of love.
"Sensen, aren't you hot?" Little Wushao suddenly said, "The lard is dripping on your chest!"
"Ah! Hot, hot, hot, hot!"
The moonlight is beautiful, shining on the little Wushao's face, making the little Wushao even more beautiful.
"Your surname is Wu?"
"My surname is not Wu!" Xiao Wushao said, "but my eldest brother and second brother's surname is Si!"
"Then your dad..."
"My father's surname is Zhuge, and my mother's surname is Situ!"
"Forehead……"
He Yisheng originally wanted to find something to say, but was speechless for a moment.
This little Wushao's family background is really messy.
No wonder she turned into a female ghost.
"How did you die?"
"Should I...should I die?" Xiao Wushao blinked.
"Then how did you become a female ghost?"
"I'm not a female ghost!" Little Wushao suddenly lowered his voice, "Sensen, do you want to know what I am?"
"Yeah!" He Yisheng nodded.
What's more terrifying than a female ghost?
"Then get out of the way!"
"good!"
"More back!"
When He Yisen pulled away, Xiao Wushao covered his face and stamped his feet.
Then, with lightning speed, he tore off his scalp.
In an instant, a big snake more than ten meters long appeared.
"dense!"
Little Wushao swam up to He Yisen and called to him.
But in He Yisen's eyes, Xiao Wushao's mouth was wide open.
So he raised his neck, opened his mouth and spat out a mouthful of blood before falling straight down.
"dense!"
After transforming into an adult, Xiao Wushao rushed to He Yisen.
However, He Yisen was not breathing.
…
"I'm so scared!"
After a thorough examination, the snake doctor waved his hand decisively.
"Ah!" Little Wushao burst into tears instantly.
"Why are you crying?" The snake doctor covered Little Wushao's mouth, "Who told you to reveal your true colors?"
"Yes...it's what Sensen wants to see! I just...who knew he was so timid! Mother, what should I do now? I don't want to wait another twenty years!"
"Do you still remember the story of your White Lady?"
"Remember!"
"How did the White Lady deal with it?"
"Steal the fairy grass for her!"
Speaking of this, Xiao Wushao's eyes lit up.
"Mom, where should I go to steal the fairy grass?"
"Ask the White Lady!" The snake doctor handed over a business card, "You can find her in this bar!"
…
According to the business card, Xiao Wushao successfully found the White Lady.
The White Lady is dressed in a cheongsam, showing her elegance.
"Little Wushao, why are you here? You have grown up and become beautiful!"
When the White Lady said this, she spat out her words.
"White Lady, aren't you afraid that others will see you?"
"What are you afraid of? People in this society are more terrifying than monsters! By the way, why are you coming to me?"
"White Lady, it's like this..."
When Xiao Wu Shao finished speaking, the White Lady's face darkened.
"White Lady, can you tell me where I can guess the fairy grass?"
"Where is the fairy grass!" The White Lady lit a cigarette and took a deep breath. "Human gallbladder is too fragile! The man named Xu was so frightened that he lost his courage, so I replaced him with a snake gallbladder!"
"Snake gallbladder?" Little Wushao was shocked, "Whose is it?"
Just as he said this, a woman wearing a blue cheongsam hurried over.
"Sister, my guts hurt!"
"Hallucination!" The White Lady said faintly, "You have no courage!"
…
Little Wushao and He Yisen were lying side by side.
The snake doctor wearing surgical clothes had a solemn look on his face.
"Daughter, are you sure?"
"Mom, you're sure! I'm going to give the snake gallbladder to Sensen so that he won't be scared to death again!"
"Would you like to discuss this with your elder brother?"
"No!" Little Wushao suddenly became excited, "I...I get...nervous when I see big brother! I...I'm scared! Don't tell big brother and...sleep!"
"Okay! Bear with it!"
…
The moment He Yisen opened his eyes, he saw Xiao Wushao's bright little face.
"ah!"
"Ah!" Xiao Wushao screamed along with He Yisen and then smiled. "Sensen, are you awake?"
"snake!"
"Sensen, you were never so scared when you thought I was a female ghost!" Xiao Wushao looked aggrieved.
"The female ghost was at least once a human being!"
He Yisen turned his back to Xiao Wushao.
"Please let me go!"
"Don't let go!" Xiao Wushao angrily twisted He Yisen back, "If you don't like me turning into a snake, just don't change it next time!"
He Yisen had no interface, but was trembling.
Thinking of that python-like snake and its bloody mouth, his anus couldn't stop trembling.
Despite all his calculations, he didn't even realize that Little Wushao was a snake!
He dares to be Ning Caichen, but he doesn’t have Xu Xian’s courage!
Cross species?
No, no!
However, it cannot be refused directly.
If this snake spirit is angered, I'm afraid it will swallow him up in one bite.
It's better to come up with a delaying strategy.
"Little Wushao, I have to go to work! Just wait for me!"
"I'll go with you!"
"You are not allowed to bring your family members to work!" He Yisen said hurriedly, "Just wait for me to make money and marry you!"
"good!"
…
He Yisen quietly came to a slaughterhouse alone.
The smell of blood made him at a loss what to do.
However, he still went in bravely.
After a while, a one-eyed old man with a bare upper body and a leather apron appeared in front of him.
"Are you Viper Zhang?"
The old man, who was chopping meat with an expressionless face, slowly raised his head.
"No one in the world has called me by this name for a long time! How did you know me?"
"It's on the small advertisement posted on the wall of the public toilet!" He Yisen said quickly, "It says ancestral treatment for gonorrhea and syphilis, and professional snake repel!"
Viper Zhang, "..."
"These are not important!" He Yisen hurriedly clasped his hands together, "I want to know how to get rid of snakes!"
"Snake removal?" Venomous Snake Zhang put down his knife, "You have found the right person! My ancestors, Venomous Snake Zhang, were snake exterminators, specializing in expelling snakes! But now that snakes have become protected animals, I can only switch to killing pigs!
"
Speaking of this, Viper Zhang narrowed his eyes. "How big is that snake?"
"So big!" He Yisen gestured hurriedly.
"Don't use exaggerated rhetoric!" Viper said with a straight face.
"It's really that big!" He Yisen said quickly, "And...and she can also turn into a human!"
"What?" Viper Zhang was shocked, "Snake spirit?"
"Uh huh huh!"
"I will help you this time without taking any money!" Viper Zhang clenched his fists, "I think my grandfather was captured by the snake spirit back then!"
"Um, what's your relationship with Calabash Baby?"
"It's already this time, don't joke with me!" Viper Zhang pulled off his apron, "I will help you kill this snake spirit!"