In the film and television city, He Yisen has been absent-minded.
Poison Snake Zhang asked him to prepare sulfur powder and realgar wine to deal with Little Wu Shao.
However, these are only for dealing with ordinary snakes. If you want to kill the snake spirit, you have to use other methods.
But he only wanted to dare to take advantage of Xiaowu Shao, and he never thought about killing her!
Say it again!
It would take at least ten years to kill such a big snake!
no!
I’ll have to look up the information about the Black Snake online later!
"Hey! That substitute!"
Suddenly, a loud roar sounded.
"What are you doing?"
He Yisen, who was hanging on the wire, quickly turned his head and looked at the assistant director.
"Do you want the lead actor to wait for you?"
"Sorry! Sorry! Try it again!"
"I'm sorry? My pair costs a lot of money, can you afford it as a substitute?"
"Assistant director, I won't do it next time!"
"Oops! You need to find a professional when you're looking for a stand-in! Let's put the food on the table! We'll shoot after eating!"
Everyone dispersed in a hurry.
It seemed that He Yisen was still hanging in the air.
That’s right!
This is He Yisen's job...a substitute!
Anyway, he has no love in life and is not afraid of death, so he does this.
Just shoot one film, a pornographic one.
But the main creator never thought that the reason was a stand-in.
Under the scorching sun, He Yisen was thirsty and hungry.
Just when I was about to suffer from heat stroke, a shadow suddenly appeared on my head.
When I looked up, I saw it was Xiao Wushao.
"It's you?!"
"Sensen!" Xiao Wushao picked up the lunch box, "I've brought you food!"
"you……"
Before He Yisen could finish speaking, Xiao Wushao took a big mouthful.
"My mother said that if you want to capture a person's heart, you must first capture his stomach! Sensen, drink some water!"
"Aren't you afraid of being discovered?"
"Don't be afraid!" Little Wushao shook his head, "They all went to eat! Huh, they don't care about my family! That bald guy just now is so bad!"
"Come on saliva!"
"Okay!" Little Wushao nodded with a smile, "By the way, Sensen, I bought all the sulfur powder and realgar wine you asked for!"
This sentence frightened He Yisen's heart.
Too bad!
Found!
"You...how did you know..."
"I saw your shopping cart!" Xiao Wushao said with a serious face, "Mom said that a good daughter-in-law should worry about her husband first, and then enjoy her husband's happiness! So, I bought it for you myself! Yes!
Yes, Sensen! Why do you want to buy these?"
Of course I can’t say it’s against you!
"Um... I'm here to... drive away mice!" He Yisen suppressed his blush and said, "There are too many mice in my house, they are annoying me to death!"
"Mouse? You are looking for me!"
When Little Wushao said this, he suddenly turned his face and spit out the snake letter.
Then, a squealing rat was suddenly entangled.
"Don't swallow it!"
Just when the little Wushao was about to swallow it, He Yisen screamed.
"Well..."
"Spit it out!" He Yisen gritted his teeth, "Don't eat mice!"
"oh!"
After Xiao Wushao reluctantly spit out the mouse, He Yisen turned around and sighed.
"There are viruses in rats. If you eat them, you will get the plague! If you insist on eating them, we will buy white rats! If they are not cooked, at least they will be vaccinated! You said..."
When He Yisen said this, he turned around and saw the little Wu Shao sucking a thin tail into the corner of his mouth.
"Little Wushao!"
"It got in by itself!" Little Wushao looked innocent.
"Do you think I believe it or not?" He Yisen roared, "If you don't spit it out, we will break up immediately!"
‘Click’
The little black tip spit out a wet mouse, and the mouse rolled and crawled and disappeared without a trace in an instant.
"Sensen, I vomited! I really vomited this time!"
"Then don't go down yet!"
"oh!"
…
The crew came back, but the assistant director was nowhere to be seen.
However, everyone didn’t think much about it and continued shooting.
But at night, people saw the assistant director's clothes in the utility room of the studio.
Moreover, there was a pool of blood.
No matter how I contacted, I couldn't get in touch.
So everyone called the police.
But He Yisen seemed to understand something in his heart.
This assistant director must have been eaten by little Wushao!
Because Xiao Wushao had shown strong hatred towards the assistant director before.
Maybe you can tell where the little Wushao is lying this time, digesting the assistant director with a big belly!
Too scary!
"Hey, Viper Zhang, she eats people!"
"What a poisonous snake spirit!" The poisonous snake said fiercely, "You try to make her drink realgar wine, the more the better! Then sprinkle her with sulfur powder to make her reveal her original form in double the pain! Then find her seven
Inch, use the knife to insert it hard!"
"ah?"
"Ah what? Finally, she cut open her belly and found the snake gallbladder, because the snake gallbladder can help her heal herself! Do as I say!"
"But……"
"Dududu..."
…
When he saw the candlelight dinner in front of him, little Wushao's face flushed with excitement.
"Did you prepare this for me?"
"Well!" He Yisen, a gentleman, pulled out his chair and said, "Sit down!"
"Thank you Sensen!"
"I want to have a few drinks with you! I'm shy by nature, and I can only tell the truth when I'm drunk! Are you willing?"
"Although my mother said you can't drink with boys casually, you are my Sensen! I am willing!"
He Yisen narrowed his eyes and picked up the wine bottle tremblingly.
Inside, it is filled with realgar wine.
"Eat the food first!"
After hesitating for a long time, He Yisen did not dare to pour the wine, but pushed the dishes in front of Xiao Wushao.
"I'm full!"
Little Wu Shao said and burped.
Now, He Yisen was even more sure that the assistant director had been eaten by her.
After pouring down the wine tremblingly, He Yisen swallowed.
"you……"
Before He Yisen could finish speaking, Xiaowu Shao picked up the drink and drank it in one gulp.
After swallowing it, his face suddenly turned ferocious.
Is this going to reveal its true form?
He Yisen was shocked and was about to take out the sulfur powder when Xiao Wushao regained his expression.
“This realgar wine is so spicy!”
"Yes! Realgar wine is more...how do you know it is realgar wine?"
"I often drink it at home!" Xiao Wushao said quickly, "My mother said that drinking more realgar wine will create resistance, so as not to be murdered by some villains with evil intentions! After all, we snakes are full of treasures!"
He Yisen, "..."
"Sensen, don't be afraid! I will protect you! If anyone dares to bully you in the future, I will swallow him up!"
It's indeed her!
The assistant director is what she eats!
"Sensen, you drink too!"
"I……"
Just when He Yisen didn't know what to say, his phone suddenly rang.
"Hey! Who is that? We have a night scene and we need a substitute. Come over here quickly!"
"good!"
Putting down his cell phone, He Yisen stood up.
"You eat first, I'll go filming!"
"Sensen, can I go with you?" Xiao Wushao held his face in his hands, "I want to see how you film!"
"I'm a stand-in, not a star!"
"But in my eyes you are a big star!" Xiao Wushao said quickly, "Sensen, please!"
"no!"
"But……"
"Don't eat randomly until I come back!"
Watching He Yisen leave, Xiao Wushao covered his mouth and snickered.
"If you don't let me go, I will go!"
After finishing speaking, the little Wushao disappeared in an instant.