"So, do I win the first game?" Jun Moxie deliberately asked the silent He Chongxiao. Between the two brothers, the decision-making power obviously lies in He Chongxiao's hands, and Jun Moxie will naturally not let him go.
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"Yes, we lost." After smacking his lips twice, He Chongxiao said reluctantly and with great difficulty.
Although he was very impressed and shocked in his heart, he also knew clearly in his heart that considering the miraculous and unpredictable ability shown by the opponent, winning this one was almost equivalent to winning all three games. What kind of magical power would it take to do this?
Arrived.
This is simply beyond the scope of my understanding!
Because the so-called speed and strength of himself and his third brother were completely useless in the face of the other party's powerful and thorough magical skills! Well, this was He Chongxiao's inner thoughts, and Xiong Kaitian probably had the same thoughts, and they were basically the same.
"Accept!" Jun Moxie smiled and cupped his hands: "In the next game, it's your turn. How about you two come together? I won't mind."
But we mind, with your magical power, fighting with you is just looking for abuse. We really think we are stupid! The two people who were still a little eager to try suddenly became a little embarrassed.
There is no doubt that Jun Moxie took the lead with this move, which greatly shocked the two of them and completely dispelled their little calculations.
He Chongxiao and Xiong Kaitian frowned at the same time, looking embarrassed.
How can you compete with such a master? It seems like you will lose in any competition.
The two of them put their heads together and muttered for a long time. The more they discussed, the more confused they became. The more they discussed, the more uncertain they felt. They would lose in everything, and their brows became tighter and tighter. After the discussion, both of them stopped talking.
, big eyes and small eyes, all unable to do anything.
"It seems that you can't come up with a result after discussing it for a while. How about you two discuss it first and I go home and take a nap first?" Jun Moxie said teasingly.
"Why are you so arrogant? I'm here to compete with you... to compete..." Xiong Kaitian was furious. He opened his mouth to curse angrily, but was stuck by himself. He compared with you five or six times without saying what he was comparing.
Instead, I was so anxious that I was sweating profusely.
"What are you comparing to?" Jun Moxie chased after him.
"Better than... you are so stupid!" Xiong Kaitian couldn't think of anything for a long time and became angry. "...Why are you so anxious? We agreed that we would come up with the questions. Why are you urging me? Do you have the demeanor of a master?"
Jun Moxie had black lines all over his head and face, and he almost fell over. Are you better than me? Fortunately, he heard the next sentence, otherwise Jun Moxie would have had the urge to braise bear paws on the spot, and he was so condescending that he was not as good as you.
human meaning.
"Are we competing? It's almost dawn! You guys are very free, but I still have a lot of things to do!" Young Master Jun is not the kind of good-tempered person, and he suddenly jumped: "You two grown men, what's going on?
Can you do better ink than girls?"
"I'm going to compete with you..." Xiong Kaitian jumped up when he heard him calling him a bitch, which he couldn't stand the most. Suddenly an idea flashed in his mind, and he yelled loudly: "...I'm going to compete with you in pissing!"
What? When Jun Moxie heard these words, he felt as if he was struck by thunder, and fell to the ground. He looked dizzy at the big man in front of him, with a thick face and a strong aura, and beat him to death.
Unexpectedly, the words 'better than pissing' could actually come out of his mouth!
Do you really think you are still a three-year-old child?
At this moment, Jun Moxie almost suspected that he had heard wrongly.
He Chongxiao was also startled, his sharp mouth opened wide, his slender eyes widened involuntarily, and his pupils seemed to get smaller...
"Bi... pee... pee?" Jun Moxie opened his mouth and stared, like a duck struck by thunder. He shook his head as he spoke, still doubting his ears.
"Not bad! It's better than peeing!" Now that he had said it, Xiong Kaishan seemed to be a little brave and heroic; like a kiln girl who was posing and shouting that she didn't comply, but suddenly she took off her buttocks.
Instead, he became a little unscrupulous. "I just want to compete with you! How about it? We agreed that we will work out the method for the second competition. Do you want to go back on your word?!"
"It's a competition, how do you plan to compete? To compare with height? To compare with distance? Or... to compare with more?" Jun Moxie chewed his teeth with a crooked look, hissed a breath of cold air, and his eyes were hanging upside down.
Got up.
A master of the Supreme Divine Mystery, a master-level figure, actually offered to compete with me in pissing? To be honest, I seem to have tried this competition before, but it seems that it was all activities I did before I was three years old.
I would never do it after the age of 12...
A big man, a male creature, took out his belongings in front of outsiders, and just did it like that. No matter how good it is, he is so fierce. Is it a beast? Oh, no, high-level
Don’t all the mysterious beasts care about this?!
What is this? But at this moment, I have to bite the bullet. Who could I have underestimated the shamelessness of others? No, they look like cranes, but bears are just animals. Plus, they are top-notch, so naturally they are even more shameless.
Worse than a beast!
"One does not compare with height, two does not compare with distance, and it does not compare with multiple. The methods of competition you mentioned are all done by rough people. We are senior experts, how can we be so vulgar."
Xiong Kaishan groaned and cleared his throat. Even though he was a black bear, he was also a little red. However, he thought that if he lost this battle, his two brothers would have to do something for this unknown person in front of them.
One thing, who knows what this person will ask for?
Such a person is not sure what he is doing, how can it be easy?
So Xiong Kaishan thought it over, no one else would see it anyway, so it’s shameless, what can you do? As long as the game is won in the end, it doesn’t matter even if it’s a little bit beastly, we brothers are not human in the first place!
"You just made a move that we two brothers couldn't do, so we are willing to admit defeat." Xiong Kaishan tried his best to hold his face, fearing that he would show a look of shame when he relaxed: "Now I will also make a move, as long as you can do the same
Do it once, and we lose. If you can’t do it, you lose!”
"The action of peeing?" Jun Moxie stared: Does this thing have any special actions? It seems that no one has taught it since birth. It is something that it can do spontaneously. Now that it has grown to such a big size, whether it is one hand or
You can do it smoothly with both hands or behind your back. Whether you are standing or lying down, twisting your buttocks, jumping high, or even doing it while running, it is not difficult. As for drawing circles and other things, it is not difficult.
...that's out of the question.
If it really doesn't work, squatting... well, it's possible. Besides, why don't you use your penis instead of your nose to do this? Then I really can't do it.
"Nonsense! Of course it's an action of peeing, how can it be an action of drinking?!" Xiong Kaishan was a little embarrassed to get off the stage. Seeing him acting like this, he felt even more guilty. He hurriedly scolded and reminded: "Look at it.
, I’m going to start doing it.”
Jun Moxie couldn't bear to see it and closed his eyes: What's this? You pee and I watch with my eyes wide open? Damn, you are not a stunning beauty. I really thought you could make flowers come out of your pee.
…
Just when he was thinking this, I saw Xiong Kaishan exhaling and roaring, two thick feet stamping on the ground, and a burly body flying majestically into the sky for a long time, volleying five feet into the air.
Strange! His movements are free and natural, without any sloppiness. He is worthy of being at the level of the Supreme Divine Mystic!
"Good movement!" Jun Moxie raised his head and clapped his hands without hesitation. But there was confusion in his eyes: Didn't this guy say he wanted to pee? Why did he go up to the sky?
Young Master Jun’s doubts were quickly revealed——
Xiong Kaishan grinned proudly in the air. While his body was still rising, he unbuttoned the waistband of his pants with two hands at a very fast speed. He reached in and grabbed it, and then quickly took out the thing.
His cheeks trembled, and he held one hand in mid-air, straightened his chest and pulled in his abdomen, and said "hey". With a strong effort, a bright yellow water arrow spurted out with a hissing sound like the Yellow River overflowing.
Jun Moxie was dumbfounded and had a strong urge to faint...
He Chongxiao on the side suddenly covered his face...
What does it mean to be embarrassed? That's it. No, to say it's embarrassing is too disrespectful to mankind. It should be "disgraced to the beast"!
Xiong Kaishan's burly body is still upright in the air, his eyes are looking into the distance affectionately, his chest is bulging, his hands are placed on his crotch in a bird-catching style, his body is slowly rotating, and the shining water arrows are so casual.
Spraying in all directions with his spinning... The thickness is uniform, the distance is the same, it first becomes a water column, and then forms a string, and by the time it gets close to the ground, it is already a huge drop of water...
Xiong Kaishan's clothes are fluttering, his movements are extremely nimble and graceful, and he performs extremely graceful things in the air. Looking from a distance, he looks elegant and graceful in the air, and he really looks like a fairy... well, except for the indecent parts.
Although his body was falling slowly, the falling speed was so slow that it could be ignored.
Finally, at the end, the water arrows that were spraying around slowly shrank in scope and finally stopped flowing. Then, Xiong Kaishan shivered with great pleasure in the air, and quickly fiddled with it with both hands, neatly removing the water arrows.
...stuffed it into his crotch. He actually still had time to tie his belt into a straight bow.
After everything was done, Xiong Kaishan fell down leisurely, with a graceful demeanor and an elegant expression. His face was not red and he was not out of breath. He smiled at Jun Moxie, nodded and paid tribute in the manner of a master.
"I didn't drink enough water before." Xiong Kaishan seemed to be a little regretful, feeling that what he did was not perfect yet.
Young Master Jun was extremely shocked!
I remember one day in my previous life when I was crossing the street, I happened to see a friend who had drunk too much. He ran to the traffic police station at the intersection and unscrupulously took off his pants and fired a water cannon at the cars rolling in all directions. At that time, I already felt that
That guy was a great master, but he didn't expect that compared to the current Xiong Kaishan, he was nothing compared to the current Xiong Kaishan! The difficulty alone was at least a thousand times higher!
Astonishing!
Xiong Kaishan tightened his belt and said triumphantly: "Boy, we've finished the demonstration, now it's your turn!"
Jun Moxie looked at the "Supreme Grandmaster" level master in front of him with a face that was probably three times thicker than the combined thickness of the Great Wall. He shook his head in sincerity and sighed deeply.