Chapter 94: Repay the other person with his own way
"I'm not bullying you! Hehe, this is something everyone knows how to do." Xiong Kaishan opened his mouth, very happy that he had regained the game.
"I admire you, I admire you! I am convinced that I lost!" Jun Moxie said sincerely.
Jun Moxie's decision to admit defeat was really a helpless decision. You must know that Young Master Jun is also a shameless person, not to mention that now he has not only changed his appearance but also covered his face, what can't he do? Isn't he just talking nonsense?
Pee? Are you shameless? Don’t I have the courage to show off my gun?
It's not that I'm disgusted by Xiong Kaishan, but that I really can't do it, although this is indeed an action that only male animals can try.
If it's just about working at high altitudes, I believe that any average expert can do it easily. But if it's about peeing in the air... I believe that even the First Supreme Yun Biechen may not be able to do it.
This is a physiological reaction. As long as you are a human being, you will never be able to increase the profound energy in your whole body when it is convenient for you. Whether it is internal strength, profound energy, or fighting spirit, it is of no use at such times anyway.
No. Otherwise, the whole body is as solid as fine steel, no matter the front, back or size, nothing can come out.
It's not difficult to jump up and unbutton your pants and take out the stuff in time, but if you have to relax every muscle in your body while in the air and let the yellow stuff spill out... it's absolutely impossible -
Once you relax, Pa Chi will fall down!
Some people may ask, why can Xiong Kaishan do something that even Yun Biechen can't do? Is Xiong Kaishan's strength even higher than that of Yun Biechen, who is known as the best person in the world?
This has nothing to do with your own strength!
It is really the essential difference between humans and mystical beasts. Among the Xiong Kaitian brothers, the ones with the lowest strength are all ninth-level peak mystical beasts. They all have a special skill, or an innate skill, which is "staying in the air"!
Mysterious beasts can stay in the air completely by relying on the connection between themselves and the heaven and earth. On the other hand, humans must improve their Qi Luck skills to achieve it. Therefore, at this point, mysterious beasts are undoubtedly much stronger, and even more powerful.
What's more, Lao Xiong is still the king of mysterious beasts...
In fact, due to his own weight, Xiong Kaishan's ability to stay in the air is the weakest among his brothers, but it is not a problem to do such a thing, not to mention that he knows that He Chongxiao would rather lose than
He was willing to do this, so Xiong Kaishan generously volunteered for charity and volunteered.
Of course, another important point of having Lao Xiong take part in the battle is that Lao Xiong is also the thickest-skinned among them. Sure enough, he decided the outcome with one move and evened the match. Now both sides have one win, one loss and one draw.
He Chongxiao turned his back and lowered his surprisingly slender neck deeply, feeling as if he was shameless in front of others.
How embarrassing!
The majestic Lord of Heavenly Punishment, a generation of holy beasts, actually wants to use such despicable means to win. Fortunately, there are only three people here. Looking at the people opposite, their cultivation levels are unpredictable. They should be otherworldly experts with profound cultivation, or
I won't mind the fourth brother's underhanded tactics, and I don't think I will show off... Damn it, why didn't you explain just now that neither party is allowed to leak the results of the competition to the fourth person...
"Brother He, congratulations, my fourth brother's mid-air relief is really shocking to the past and present. I am convinced and willing to accept the defeat;"
Jun Moxie will not let him go. This He Chongxiao is obviously much thinner than Xiong Kaishan. How could Young Master Jun miss such a great opportunity to tease him? Otherwise, how could he vent his frustration after losing just now?
Come out? "According to the regulations, the winner of the second game has the right to decide how to compete in the next game. Now, please give me your instructions, Brother He."
He Chongxiao coughed twice, turned around in embarrassment, gave Xiong Kaishan a hard look, and then showed a very unnatural smile with a red face, and said vaguely as if there was feces in his throat.
: "Brother Feng, you are magnanimous and magnanimous. This... I accept it, I accept it..."
"No, no, this is true talent and practical learning, and I am aboveboard in defeating you. Who told me to be reborn in the wrong child..." Jun Moxie said generously, emphasizing the four words 'true talent and practical learning'. But.
He forgot that he himself was no better than Xiong Kaishan. Xiong Kaishan at least used his own talents, but Jun Moxie was really cheating, even though it was his own skills...
Half a catty to eight taels!
I don't know how He Chongxiao could see that Young Master Jun was "elegant and magnanimous", his eyes were really weird!
It is said that He Chongxiao is the form of Xuan He. He has always been noble and arrogant. He would rather admit defeat than use such cheap means to win. However, he has no choice but to deal with this fourth brother who has been reckless all his life. Today
Even though I won, I felt very unhappy. I felt that for such a trick, I was sorry for my own identity, secondly I was sorry for the opponent in front of me, and thirdly, this fact was too easy to say or not to hear.
He has truly miraculous abilities.
The more he thought about it, the more he felt ashamed. When he saw Jun Moxie readily admitting defeat, he became even more ashamed. He felt more and more that the person in front of him was so popular, so elegant, and meant to make friends with great students.
"The next game, the next game is this..." He Chongxiao stared and thought for a long time before he remembered that although he would still have questions from his own side in the next game, there was still nothing to compare with. Facing such an opponent
, it was really a headache. Especially the opponent's confident look made He Chongxiao feel a little guilty. There was a vague feeling that no matter what he competed with, the opponent had expected it.
This feeling appeared for the second time in He Chongxiao's long life! The first time was the last time he faced Yun Biechen!
Thinking of this, He Chongxiao suddenly felt horrified: Could it be that the person in front of him is actually a peerless master who can rival Yun Biechen?!
Xiong Kaishan squeezed up blankly, grinned and said: "Third brother, haven't you thought about it yet? Isn't it a simple matter?"
He Chongxiao gave him a blank look, not interested in talking to this guy.
"Do you have any idea?" Jun Moxie looked at him interestingly.
"Then there's no need to think about it?" Xiong Kaishan shook his big head: "The next game is still a pissing competition, isn't it?"
This girl has reaped the benefits! She is actually prepared to be shameless to the end.
As soon as these words came out, Jun Moxie and He Chongxiao staggered at the same time, and they were so shocked by this guy that they almost rolled into a pile.
What kind of beast is this? Isn't this too despicable and shameless? It is simply worse than a "beast"! No, this is not enough to describe it... However, it seems that there are no more despicable words to describe it, it is too beastly.
!
"Why don't you die? Can you save some face?" He Chongxiao yelled, almost having the urge to cry bitterly. He kicked him hard on the butt and said angrily: "Give it to me.
Get out of the way! Even if you are shameless, Third Brother, I still want to be ashamed! Get out of here!"
Xiong Kaishan rubbed his butt and said aggrievedly: "Third brother, you said that there are outsiders here, so you can't save some face for me? After all, I am a respectable person. If you really want to kick me, wait until you kick me from behind. This is
What you did was wrong..."
"Bah, do you still have any dignity? You've already ruined everything!" He Chongxiao cursed, hating the fact that iron is not made of steel. "Go to the side and stand there, don't open your mouth!"
"Obviously you couldn't figure it out on your own, but I figured it out and won the competition. You didn't tell me but you didn't let me talk!" Xiong Kaishan muttered something and walked away angrily.
"Actually, I think there's nothing wrong with what fourth brother Ling just said. It's completely in line with the previous agreement, so it's better to compare it again." Jun Moxie suddenly rolled his eyes, smiled strangely, and said.
"Ah?" With the determination of He Chongxiao, he couldn't help but exclaimed: "Then you will definitely lose?"
Xiong Kaishan also said: "Boy, don't think that Lao Xiong has just shipped the goods and there is nothing in his stomach. We have a large amount of storage, so it will be no problem if we come back twice..." Lao Xiong seemed to want to continue to say something, He
Chong Xiao glared at him, Li Ma languished, and muttered: "I only reminded him for his own good. We are experts and must be aboveboard!"
"Of course I won't doubt what the fourth brother said, but if we completely repeat what we did just now, it might not be boring. How about we just change the medicine without changing the soup?"
He Chongxiao spoke again and said harmoniously: "I would like to hear the details!"
Jun Moxie hummed and smiled: "It's very simple. The fourth brother demonstrated how to pee in the sky before. This time, the sky is changed to the earth, and we will do things underground, how about it?"
"Pissing under the ground?" Xiong Kaishan turned around in excitement, and the two of them widened their eyes at the same time: "How is this possible? Once a person enters the ground, it is good not to be suffocated to death. There is dirt and stones all around. How can it be done there?
Release? Even if you are lucky enough to find a relatively loose place to put it, you will inevitably get it all on yourself?"
"Then you mean... you can't do it?" Jun Moxie smiled slightly.
"This is simply impossible." The two of them shook their heads at the same time: "If it is in the sky and there is a lag in the sky, it will be no problem, but if it is underground... it is absolutely impossible! Can you do it?"
"If I really did it, what would you say?" Jun Moxie hummed and said provocatively. Damn it, I asked you to cheat, this time I will treat others in their own way!
"Then it's natural that we lose!" The two looked at each other and smiled. This kind of thing, hey hey, it seems that this guy lost in the sky and wants to win it back underground. However, such a thing
, even if two people work together, they can't do it. Although this guy just showed the skill of drilling into the ground with one hand, they are two completely different things from peeing in the soil. Even in the soil, you need to relax your whole body.
Let’s see how you get all over yourself! Anyway, I didn’t think of any better way to compete, so I just watched his joke, hum hum.
It seemed that this competition was bound to end in a draw. As soon as the two of them thought this way, they suddenly felt a little disappointed. They had already agreed on the conditions for victory or defeat before, but this draw was not explained clearly.
It's definitely not possible. How about we discuss it with him? As long as what he wants us to do is not too difficult, we can just agree to it...
"Watch it!" Young Master Jun shouted coldly and raised his hands. The two of them suddenly felt that the aura they were so eager for suddenly became richer. They couldn't help but sniffed greedily and licked
I licked my lips, and my heart was itching to death.